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Three choices: 1. You can win any physical fight. You ar...
Disrespectful demanding university trust fund
  05/22/12
#3.
sick sooty generalized bond parlour
  05/22/12
lol pumo, you really want that dollar, don't you?
Disrespectful demanding university trust fund
  05/22/12
No, I just don't want to be a cripple or a virgin for the re...
sick sooty generalized bond parlour
  05/22/12
You would prefer to have this board relentlessly harassing y...
Disrespectful demanding university trust fund
  05/22/12
Yeah, I think so.
sick sooty generalized bond parlour
  05/23/12
I get how being a virgin might suck. Why are you so afraid ...
Disrespectful demanding university trust fund
  05/23/12
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Disrespectful demanding university trust fund
  05/23/12


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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful demanding university trust fund

Three choices:

1. You can win any physical fight. You are guaranteed to live to 70. You will die a virgin.

2. You can turn a 1000% annual profit on any business you start. You will live to 40. You will be paralyzed for the last 15 years of your life.

3. Every time someone clicks on your xoxo threads or 180s your xoxo posts, you receive $1 in your bank account. It will not be taxed. No one else will know about it. However, your IRL self (not linked to your moniker) will be mocked relentlessly on this board. Every detail of your life will be scrutinized, with the sole exception of your posting. Nude photos of you and everyone you ever date will be posted. You will have no legal recourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747912)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: sick sooty generalized bond parlour

#3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747932)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful demanding university trust fund

lol pumo, you really want that dollar, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747948)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: sick sooty generalized bond parlour

No, I just don't want to be a cripple or a virgin for the rest of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747954)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 11:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful demanding university trust fund

You would prefer to have this board relentlessly harassing you IRL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20747965)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:05 AM
Author: sick sooty generalized bond parlour

Yeah, I think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20748384)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Disrespectful demanding university trust fund

I get how being a virgin might suck. Why are you so afraid of paralysis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20748691)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Disrespectful demanding university trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954816&forum_id=2#20748374)