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Marriage in two days, fucked stripper at bachelor party. help

Feel really guilt bros. Had bachelor party in Vegas (still t...
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
you fucked a stripper on a tuesday?
Scarlet blood rage
  05/23/12
Yes.
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
D E S C R I B E how that w .e ..n ...t ...d .....
Scarlet blood rage
  05/23/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpnaLJ-jn1k
dead balding international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
tyft
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
What kind of "bros" did you invite to the bachelor...
charismatic underhanded faggot firefighter address
  05/23/12
This is the point of a bachelor party. Further, the bros you...
maniacal round eye
  05/23/12
It's not supposed to go this far man. Does the groom-to-be t...
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
Something always happens, the severity is just a matter of d...
maniacal round eye
  05/23/12
You're not very good at this flame thing.
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
Haven't you seen all the bachelorette party documentaries on...
Haunting mediation
  05/23/12
All the time man. I saw a groom get his dick sucked in front...
aggressive coiffed coffee pot
  05/23/12
Titcr. Also, how retarded do you have to be to bang a LV str...
soul-stirring lettuce
  05/23/12
Earl, let's be honest here: assuming you get married, what d...
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
I'm married and faithful thus far. I'm still young, so I don...
soul-stirring lettuce
  05/23/12
Ah, you are not actually Earl. Nevermind.
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
if he's married to a female, then yeah it's not earl
citrine talented base
  05/23/12
You should definitely tell her and it will be NBD and then y...
hot philosopher-king chad
  05/23/12
lulz
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
lol
Carnelian rigpig
  05/23/12
this is pretty standard bro, no biggie
thriller clear affirmative action
  05/23/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA
dead balding international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
151 flame, someone did a similar thread last week.
Light karate
  05/23/12
Not flame brother.
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
at least you did not technically cheat on your wife, but you...
Costumed Prole Stag Film
  05/23/12
If you're not responsible enough to put on a condom before s...
Carnelian rigpig
  05/23/12
you come across as not pretty.
180 green national cuckoldry
  05/23/12
I'm feeling not pretty.
Carnelian rigpig
  05/23/12
Has anyone ever told you that you seem to be unable to formu...
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
If that confused you, put down the bong.
Carnelian rigpig
  05/23/12
Oh man that'd be really shitty if you gave your wife dirty d...
Floppy flesh dog poop dysfunction
  05/23/12
i was at a b party this year where the groom to be banged a ...
Curious Mischievous Sneaky Criminal Menage
  05/23/12
Why in the world would you bang a hooker without a condom?
crusty giraffe kitchen
  05/23/12
Because this didn't happen?
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
Wasn't a hooker, she was a stripper.
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
Distinction without difference.
Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
how is this is a problem?
Bull Headed Trust Fund
  05/23/12
A. I cheated on my fucking wife while she's back home in fuc...
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
A. lie B. slip zithromax in her coffee for 5 days if you ha...
Bull Headed Trust Fund
  05/23/12
If it's HPV or something I can't cure that shit...
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
it's very unlikely that you caught an std... oh wait? you f...
Bull Headed Trust Fund
  05/23/12
why r u pretending u care if the bitch gets an STD obviou...
Appetizing Bronze Messiness
  05/23/12
I was drunk as fuck dude, and all my bros were egging me on.
fragrant legal warrant
  05/23/12
I still can't believe you invited people to your bachelor pa...
Ruby Principal's Office Masturbator
  05/23/12
What went down breh?
Haunting mediation
  05/23/12
For crying out loud...
Ruby Principal's Office Masturbator
  05/23/12
isn't this what's supposed to happen at a bachelor party? Ju...
Slippery bawdyhouse indirect expression
  05/23/12
(guy who has never been to a bachelor party)
Flirting bipolar stain nibblets
  05/23/12
you guys are the same hypocrites who claim about "insec...
bat-shit-crazy odious hall fortuitous meteor
  05/24/12


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:19 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Feel really guilt bros. Had bachelor party in Vegas (still there) and ended up fucking one of the girls. What do I do? Do I tell my girl? I'm kind of worried I'm gonna end up with a disease because it was unprotected.

I'm so fucking paranoid right now. I feel like one of my bros might blow the secret. How long can I hold this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751845)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Scarlet blood rage

you fucked a stripper on a tuesday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751850)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751856)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Scarlet blood rage

D E S C R I B E

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751884)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:28 PM
Author: dead balding international law enforcement agency

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpnaLJ-jn1k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751917)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751939)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:15 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded faggot firefighter address

What kind of "bros" did you invite to the bachelor party if you are worried about them being rats? For your next marriage, only invite guys you trust to the bachelor party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: maniacal round eye

This is the point of a bachelor party. Further, the bros you take on your bachelor party should never be the kind of bro to snitch.

Quit being a fgt about it, realize you won't ever do it again, and enjoy your marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751857)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

It's not supposed to go this far man. Does the groom-to-be typically fuck at the bachelor party? I didn't think so man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751860)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: maniacal round eye

Something always happens, the severity is just a matter of degree. Get over it, realize you'll be a good husband, and move on with your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751866)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

You're not very good at this flame thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751871)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: Haunting mediation

Haven't you seen all the bachelorette party documentaries online? It happens and it happens with a fury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751920)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:29 PM
Author: aggressive coiffed coffee pot

All the time man. I saw a groom get his dick sucked in front of like 30 people, including his brides younger brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751923)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring lettuce

Titcr. Also, how retarded do you have to be to bang a LV stripper (ie prostitute) unprotected?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

Earl, let's be honest here: assuming you get married, what do you suppose the chances of you not cheating for the rest of your life are? I put them at approximately 4%, and I am in a generous mood today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751889)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring lettuce

I'm married and faithful thus far. I'm still young, so I don't know what the answer will be in 10 or 40 years from now, but you are correct that most bros will probably cheat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751906)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

Ah, you are not actually Earl. Nevermind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751928)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: citrine talented base

if he's married to a female, then yeah it's not earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754384)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: hot philosopher-king chad

You should definitely tell her and it will be NBD and then you won't have a secrets between each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751888)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751891)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:22 PM
Author: Carnelian rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752349)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: thriller clear affirmative action

this is pretty standard bro, no biggie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751903)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: dead balding international law enforcement agency

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751926)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: Light karate

151 flame,

someone did a similar thread last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752260)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Not flame brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: Costumed Prole Stag Film

at least you did not technically cheat on your wife, but your girlfriend, however...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752336)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:23 PM
Author: Carnelian rigpig

If you're not responsible enough to put on a condom before sleeping with a stripper/hooker, you are not responsible enough to get married. So, lesson learned. Remember that lesson once you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752356)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: 180 green national cuckoldry

you come across as not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752364)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 5:17 PM
Author: Carnelian rigpig

I'm feeling not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Has anyone ever told you that you seem to be unable to formulate even the simplest expressions of logical progression? Are you ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754258)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Carnelian rigpig

If that confused you, put down the bong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754365)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:28 PM
Author: Floppy flesh dog poop dysfunction

Oh man that'd be really shitty if you gave your wife dirty diseases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752374)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Curious Mischievous Sneaky Criminal Menage

i was at a b party this year where the groom to be banged a chick. he also did some nasty stuff with a stripper.

i think it's normal. no one will tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752446)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: crusty giraffe kitchen

Why in the world would you bang a hooker without a condom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752482)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

Because this didn't happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752511)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Wasn't a hooker, she was a stripper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754251)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Azure Water Buffalo

Distinction without difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754373)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trust Fund

how is this is a problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

A. I cheated on my fucking wife while she's back home in fucking NYC. Some of my bros at the bachelor party are gonna fucking slip up. Some are already joking about telling her.

B. What if I got a disease and I end up giving it to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trust Fund

A. lie

B. slip zithromax in her coffee for 5 days if you have the clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

If it's HPV or something I can't cure that shit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754316)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Trust Fund

it's very unlikely that you caught an std... oh wait? you fucked a STRIPPER? yeah, you probably have the hiv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754324)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Bronze Messiness

why r u pretending u care if the bitch gets an STD

obviously u dont care that much abt her really if u are barebacking whore strippers in vegas two days before ur fucking wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754328)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:59 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

I was drunk as fuck dude, and all my bros were egging me on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754399)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:50 PM
Author: Ruby Principal's Office Masturbator

I still can't believe you invited people to your bachelor party who you're afraid would slip up on this, let alone joke about telling her. I won't even talk about my buddy's bachelor party to people who weren't there, let alone to his fucking wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754351)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: Haunting mediation

What went down breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754367)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Ruby Principal's Office Masturbator

For crying out loud...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754431)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse indirect expression

isn't this what's supposed to happen at a bachelor party? Just don't tell her obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754360)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Flirting bipolar stain nibblets

(guy who has never been to a bachelor party)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20755600)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 12:04 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious hall fortuitous meteor

you guys are the same hypocrites who claim about "insecure" women who dont want their husbands to go to bachelor parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20756168)