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Would you rather be an emperor with a harem or an all-powerful
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:58 PM Author: Trip nibblets eunuch?
As Emperor, you would have no real political power. Your whole life would be scripted by various ceremonial roles. However, once you retire to your harem, you have more freedom (though you must produce an heir). The women are very beautiful, groomed from the age of twelve in an all-female colony expressly to serve you. The very prettiest are selected by you at 16.
As Chief Eunuch, you will have real power. You decide who lives or dies (including the Emperor, though you must replace him with a virile man; i.e., not you). All honors and rewards ultimately depend on you. The priests, the soldiers, the bankers, the doctors, and the farmers obey your every command. However, since the age of twelve, you have been castrated. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:58 PM Author: laughsome round eye Emperor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768115) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:59 PM Author: Trip nibblets Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768122) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:01 PM Author: laughsome round eye Emperor lives in enough luxury + gets tons of pussy.
Who cares about "real" power, especially if you can't get laid, ever? Seems like a shit deal. The real reason most men want power anyway is for luxury + pussy. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM Author: Trip nibblets Enjoy being sodomized to death by the palace guard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768152) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM Author: laughsome round eye Explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768154) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM Author: Trip nibblets Chief Eunuch decides your time is up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768161) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:05 PM Author: laughsome round eye See below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768188) |
Date: May 25th, 2012 10:59 PM Author: vigorous lemon property so would i rather have to work, and never have sex, or never have to work, but always have sex? that's the question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768125) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:01 PM Author: laughsome round eye This is the credited way to rephrase this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768151) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM Author: Trip nibblets You realize the Chief Eunuch can have the Emperor deposed on a whim, yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768155) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM Author: vigorous lemon property after which he can keep working for the next emperor. meet the new boss, same as the old boss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768159) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM Author: Trip nibblets New boss might be gay. Eunuch could enjoy resulting discomfiture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768167) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:03 PM Author: massive misanthropic trump supporter set not with me fucking his ass, he can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768165) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:04 PM Author: Trip nibblets Eunuch controls the army. Good luck battling trained soldiers when you're stuffed on wine and women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768175) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:06 PM Author: massive misanthropic trump supporter set i will use my experience gained from your sargeing thread to seduce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768190) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM Author: Trip nibblets Wait, now you want to be the eunuch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768199) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:09 PM Author: massive misanthropic trump supporter set wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768214) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM Author: laughsome round eye If you have reason to fear it will come to an end you'll find the motivation. Look, no guy is ever going to choose eunuch. That would take all the joy and fun out of life. Life could never, ever be better than "still crappy". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768197) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:08 PM Author: Trip nibblets Guys in my Chinese empire chose eunuch all the time. It was no big deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768204) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:11 PM Author: laughsome round eye Are they all asexual like you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768230) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:13 PM Author: Trip nibblets At least someone touched their penises. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768239) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:04 PM Author: laughsome round eye Even if true, why would he? You have a role, you agree with whatever he wants you to agree to, and move on to continue your life of luxury + fucking hot chicks. And even if he has that power, it would be a bother for him - he would have to get a new emperor who might not be as amiable towards letting him do whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768174) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:07 PM Author: Trip nibblets He might decide you're personally obnoxious and pick someone he likes better, or someone who doesn't indulge easily available luxuries so readily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768196) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:08 PM Author: massive misanthropic trump supporter set how aroused are you right now picturing yourself as the all-powerful eunuch raining down destruction on sex havers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768209) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:11 PM Author: Trip nibblets Tbf, extremely aroused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768231) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: laughsome round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768422) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:10 PM Author: laughsome round eye See above. If you really are worried you work on building enough power + influence to keep that from happening. But no man would never choose to be a eunuch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768227) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:12 PM Author: Trip nibblets lol at building power and influence when the only people you talk to are your secluded harem slaves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768236) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:49 PM Author: laughsome round eye U kinda mad that not a single person picked eunuch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768429) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:50 PM Author: Trip nibblets Enraged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768436) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:02 PM Author: electric cuck whorehouse is rather have a time machine brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768158) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:57 PM Author: Arousing awkward piazza Eunuch and its not even a decision. I would castrate myself right now if I got a respectable army afterwards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768497) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 11:58 PM Author: Trip nibblets Can we PLEASE take up a collection to make this poster's dream come true? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956912&forum_id=2#20768509) |