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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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this one is my favorite image
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tired flame
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: doobsian cobalt chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Irate Rebellious Principal's Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic charismatic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: jet internet-worthy affirmative action candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Boyish turquoise parlor hunting ground

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish turquoise parlor hunting ground

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Ungodly Arousing Location Digit Ratio

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Abnormal Milky Stead Doctorate

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: trip meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: trip meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Seedy green weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Hyperventilating Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle rambunctious lettuce half-breed

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: domesticated office round eye

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Coiffed station indirect expression

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: ebony theater stage

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: gold metal mexican double fault

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Heady hell windowlicker

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: useless therapy

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Cyan senate deer antler

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Rose french forum haunted graveyard

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: pearly talented roommate

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Heady hell windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136986)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: mauve racy yarmulke

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling twinkling site coldplay fan

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: motley sepia church building french chef

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: azure embarrassed to the bone university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Bespoke stirring point mediation

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: talking splenetic whorehouse

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: pale associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mentally impaired legend telephone

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: curious feces

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: odious black nursing home international law enforcement agency

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic flatulent dragon tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Brilliant lascivious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Bearded philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Big Ticket Booth Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: pungent vibrant garrison

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: odious black nursing home international law enforcement agency

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: ebony theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: domesticated office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Costumed bbw fanboi

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Khaki Adventurous Pistol Parlour

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: ruddy abode

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: odious black nursing home international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Electric partner foreskin

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: floppy violet jewess mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: ocher passionate school

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: haunting piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Seedy green weed whacker

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Laughsome boistinker gas station

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Misunderstood Sick Keepsake Machete Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful macaca

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: disrespectful cumskin stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Transparent business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Drunken shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: provocative dilemma

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Drunken shrine

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: bistre contagious school cafeteria hissy fit

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: frisky sweet tailpipe native

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: deranged appetizing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Costumed bbw fanboi

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: deep fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Heady hell windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Crimson pozpig

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Drab incel



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: deep fragrant becky

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Balding box office

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Bronze rehab



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: deranged appetizing antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Balding box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: gold metal mexican double fault

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Geriatric insecure coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Heady hell windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: snowy multi-colored base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: hateful factory reset button depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: hateful factory reset button depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: hateful factory reset button depressive



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Light home wrinkle



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Circlehead



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: pea-brained shitlib



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: useless therapy



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: pale associate



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Author: Smoky stage laser beams



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Transparent business firm



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy demanding useless brakes plaza



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: domesticated office round eye



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy demanding useless brakes plaza



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Slippery striped hyena



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Vermilion Galvanic Sex Offender



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Vermilion Galvanic Sex Offender



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: cerebral buff library

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser abusive psychic bawdyhouse



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious market



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy demanding useless brakes plaza



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Slippery striped hyena



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Author: startled supple crackhouse



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Marvelous soggy dopamine tattoo



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Tan menage

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: cerise cracking brethren goal in life

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser abusive psychic bawdyhouse



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Vigorous amber theatre voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948355)