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Would you donate money to this hypothetical charity?
| shaky vibrant orchestra pit | 05/28/12 |
| internet-worthy school | 05/28/12 |
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| 180 windowlicker gunner | 05/28/12 |
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| At-the-ready hateful gas station | 05/29/12 |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:03 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit Thinking of starting a charity to encourage those 65 and older to commit suicide. We'd make YouTube videos about each person, allow the long-winded Boomers to tell us one last time about the Sixties, then administer a relaxing morphine cocktail. You could look up Boomers who have recently died in your area and like them on Facebook. Funeral expenses would be paid, including mourners, eulogists, and a band. A special memorial set up in Washington would list the names of those who died (perhaps in white granite by Maya Lin).
We'd also run commercials about the horrors of death from cancer, Alzheimer's, accidents, or natural causes. These would run alongside ads valorizing the suicides, each ending with the catchphrase: "I've had a great life. I'm looking forward to the next step." |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:43 PM Author: internet-worthy school what sort of band? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783447) |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:52 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit Boomer can choose from various Beatles impersonators. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783554) |
Date: May 28th, 2012 10:04 PM Author: 180 windowlicker gunner new political party: the rebirthers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783143) |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:09 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit No, you'd need to start out as a charity, because the Boomers have a stranglehold on electoral government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783179) |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:26 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783286) |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:42 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783440) |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:53 PM Author: brindle center clown Not if it was traceable.
Would give millions anonymously.
Good luck brother. I've long thought that DC needs an AAYP. (American Association of Young People). |
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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:58 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit I wouldn't trust this faggot generation to know its own interests. We'd pitch it to Boomers as "die with peace and dignity or at least on a high" vs. "rot slowly and painfully in your own shit." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20783629) |
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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:00 AM Author: At-the-ready hateful gas station http://www.abc.net.au/tv/gruentransfer/poll3/vote/past.htm#
Compulsory Euthanasia for the over 80s |
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Date: June 5th, 2012 7:30 PM Author: shaky vibrant orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1958701&forum_id=2#20832072) |