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I work at one of GOOG, FB, AAPL, MSFT, taking ?'s

just got back from the on site gym, not a lot of work planne...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
how are you enjoying Redmond?
Manure Ginobili  05/31/12
what makes you think it's Redmond?
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Did you cop dat STEM?
cactp  05/31/12
OFS. there are a lot of non STEM majors working here too...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
that's a bit misleading because some apple jobs are genius b...
Honorable White Man Nuking Hiroshima  05/31/12
I work at the corporate headquarter in a position that pays ...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
what does "low-mid six figures" mean? srs q
.,.,.\\\.....,.,;;  06/01/12
i consider 100k - 200k low six figures. so low-mid is on ...
jerkoffchampion  06/01/12
no way you make >$200, hth
.,.,.\\\.....,.,;;  06/01/12
(retard)
.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.  06/01/12
sup guy who works at MSFT?
United Against a Nuclear Latham  05/31/12
...
.,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::.,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,  06/01/12
Are you a cyclist?
cactp  05/31/12
Not currently, I don't have a good bike right now. But I'm a...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Not Google then.
cactp  05/31/12
who is your favorite cyclist?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  05/31/12
not sure. i don't follow it.
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
general rank of your college? you planning on copping dat M7...
,,..,....,...,...,..,.....  05/31/12
top tier undergraduate. maybe. they tend to ask some q...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Probably not Google or FB then; even in SV those places are ...
.,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  06/01/12
LOL, working at Goog or FB is elite?
¡  06/01/12
one of these doesn't belong here. it's like someone stuff...
-;'-;;'-;'-;-'-;-;'-;-;;-;;;  05/31/12
sure.
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
...
CarneyLansford  06/01/12
Are you Asian?
cactp  05/31/12
why?
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Because if you're not, you do not work at MSFT.
cactp  05/31/12
Not sure if I follow this logic. Lots of Asians at all of th...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Just trying to trip you up so we can ask real Qs about your ...
cactp  05/31/12
not comfortable with that. four is about as few as im wil...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Okay, then what's your favorite baseball team?
cactp  05/31/12
lol is this really CAC?
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Yes. I'm bored. I have a scratchy throat.
cactp  05/31/12
are you at work? would you work in house for one of thes...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
I'd love to work for one of these companies. I started an ap...
cactp  05/31/12
You need to get a referral from someone, and they won't care...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
when's the next xbox coming out
bud  05/31/12
Christmas '13
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Do you have any cool thingamajigs on your desk?
cactp  05/31/12
It has a box of charcoal pencils, a sketchbook, and a Watchm...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
Sweet! We could be friends. I have this book on my desk r...
cactp  05/31/12
I'm pretty bad at drawing though. Are you on the creative si...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
I am not really in advertising anymore. I work more in writi...
cactp  05/31/12
Do you think xoxo has any good writers?
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
hours?
.,.,..,...,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.:  05/31/12
Roughly 35 hours/week; usually come in around 10, leave at 5...
jerkoffchampion  05/31/12
lol
.,.,;...;.,.,,;.;,..,;.,.,.,;..,..;..;;.,..,,  06/01/12
how's SV
.,.,.\\\.....,.,;;  06/01/12
How many turdskins do you work with?
evan39  06/01/12
too many.
jerkoffchampion  06/01/12
do you know how non-STEM people get hired there? networking,...
Thick Blatina mami wearing hoochie hoops  06/01/12
OCI if they recruit at your school. The non STEM exclusi...
jerkoffchampion  06/01/12
Rate the Lumia 900. Just bought it and I rate it 180. Hope...
LathamTouchedMe  06/01/12
Posting from my iPhone
jerkoffchampion  06/01/12
Damn that sucks. I hate it when you get stuck in a two year...
LathamTouchedMe  06/01/12
being bombarded with solicitations on linkedin and taking mo...
jerkoffchampion  06/07/12
im getting a preftigious masters degree in europe/UK. how ha...
gagalawhut  06/07/12
is it an MBA? if not, we probably don't care.
jerkoffchampion  06/07/12
How's MSFT?
SLIDE AND LET DO+  06/07/12
what a stupid fucking OP. you work for one of Apple Google ...
International Master Man of Mystery  06/07/12
You seem kinda irate, bro
jerkoffchampion  06/07/12
boss is out sick. looks like im just chilling today.
jerkoffchampion  06/07/12


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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

just got back from the on site gym, not a lot of work planned today.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800749)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Manure Ginobili

how are you enjoying Redmond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800763)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

what makes you think it's Redmond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800772)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800801)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: cactp

Did you cop dat STEM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800810)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

OFS.

there are a lot of non STEM majors working here too though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800835)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Honorable White Man Nuking Hiroshima

that's a bit misleading because some apple jobs are genius bar techie grunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800821)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

I work at the corporate headquarter in a position that pays low-mid six figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800847)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:02 AM
Author: .,.,.\\\.....,.,;;

what does "low-mid six figures" mean? srs q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804190)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:21 AM
Author: jerkoffchampion

i consider 100k - 200k low six figures.

so low-mid is on the cusp of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804225)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:31 AM
Author: .,.,.\\\.....,.,;;

no way you make >$200, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804254)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:31 AM
Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,,..,,,..,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804258)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:46 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

sup guy who works at MSFT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800855)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::.,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804179)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:46 PM
Author: cactp

Are you a cyclist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800858)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:48 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Not currently, I don't have a good bike right now. But I'm a fan of the sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800867)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: cactp

Not Google then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800873)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:51 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

who is your favorite cyclist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800883)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

not sure. i don't follow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800911)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: ,,..,....,...,...,..,.....

general rank of your college? you planning on copping dat M7 mba? how do girls react when you tell them where you work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800878)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

top tier undergraduate.

maybe.

they tend to ask some questions about it, but nothing too strong because in this area, having a job like this is the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800906)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:49 AM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:,:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

Probably not Google or FB then; even in SV those places are considered really elite. Maybe Apple too.

Sounds like you're at Microsoft in SV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804292)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 5:43 AM
Author: ¡

LOL, working at Goog or FB is elite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804472)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: -;'-;;'-;'-;-'-;-;'-;-;;-;;;

one of these doesn't belong here.

it's like someone stuffed an IBM in there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800879)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

sure.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800912)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:09 AM
Author: CarneyLansford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804205)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: cactp

Are you Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800918)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 4:58 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800926)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:00 PM
Author: cactp

Because if you're not, you do not work at MSFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800929)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:01 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Not sure if I follow this logic. Lots of Asians at all of these companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800940)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:01 PM
Author: cactp

Just trying to trip you up so we can ask real Qs about your place of employment, pumodood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800944)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:03 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

not comfortable with that.

four is about as few as im willing to go down to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800951)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:04 PM
Author: cactp

Okay, then what's your favorite baseball team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800960)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:04 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

lol

is this really CAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800964)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:05 PM
Author: cactp

Yes. I'm bored. I have a scratchy throat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800965)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:06 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

are you at work?

would you work in house for one of these companies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800973)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:08 PM
Author: cactp

I'd love to work for one of these companies. I started an app to work for GOOG, but despite my awesomeness and ability to work extremely well with men and others in general, I realized my UG GPA is totally unacceptable. Sad. I wish barriers like that didn't exist so adult me could rock what college me didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800981)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:10 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

You need to get a referral from someone, and they won't care about the GPA bullshit. Keep networking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800993)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:06 PM
Author: bud

when's the next xbox coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800971)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 5:07 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Christmas '13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20800979)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:06 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801231)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:07 PM
Author: cactp

Do you have any cool thingamajigs on your desk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801238)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:09 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

It has a box of charcoal pencils, a sketchbook, and a Watchmen comic novel right now. I just did about an hour of coloring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801250)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: cactp

Sweet! We could be friends.

I have this book on my desk right now, alongside black ballpoints and some scratch paper: http://www.amazon.com/Illustration-School-Lets-Happy-People/dp/1592536468

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801257)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:18 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

I'm pretty bad at drawing though. Are you on the creative side of advertising or the business side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801293)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:20 PM
Author: cactp

I am not really in advertising anymore. I work more in writing/editing. I have a creative history, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801305)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:24 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Do you think xoxo has any good writers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801326)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.:

hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801385)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Roughly 35 hours/week; usually come in around 10, leave at 5:30pm. Some of my coworkers work a lot more than that though. I'm kind of a slacker, but competent enough to get the work done without putting in as many hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20801420)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:01 AM
Author: .,.,;...;.,.,,;.;,..,;.,.,.,;..,..;..;;.,..,,

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804185)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 3:05 AM
Author: .,.,.\\\.....,.,;;

how's SV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804196)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 5:08 AM
Author: evan39

How many turdskins do you work with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20804427)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: jerkoffchampion

too many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20805444)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Thick Blatina mami wearing hoochie hoops

do you know how non-STEM people get hired there? networking, that sort of thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20805472)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

OCI if they recruit at your school.

The non STEM exclusive spots obviously get a lot more applicants.

Industry hires tend to involve a referral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20805735)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Rate the Lumia 900. Just bought it and I rate it 180. Hopefully it's not too late for MS, because the Windows OS is the best mobile OS out there right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20805743)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

Posting from my iPhone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20805748)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 1:58 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Damn that sucks. I hate it when you get stuck in a two year contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20806258)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: jerkoffchampion

being bombarded with solicitations on linkedin and taking more ?'s



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841104)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 1:10 AM
Author: gagalawhut

im getting a preftigious masters degree in europe/UK. how hard is it to snag a job back in teh states, will the preftige carry me across the atlantic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841133)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: jerkoffchampion

is it an MBA?

if not, we probably don't care.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841147)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 1:04 AM
Author: SLIDE AND LET DO+

How's MSFT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841112)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 1:35 AM
Author: International Master Man of Mystery

what a stupid fucking OP. you work for one of Apple Google Microsoft or Facebook? Can't narrow it down any further for fear that somebody might narrow you down to one in 75,000 people? stupid faggot. gas yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841225)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 2:03 AM
Author: jerkoffchampion

You seem kinda irate, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20841358)



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Date: June 7th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: jerkoffchampion

boss is out sick.

looks like im just chilling today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1960685&forum_id=2#20843052)