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Does biglaw or consulting have better exit ops?
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Date: June 3rd, 2012 11:57 PM Author: aquamarine crotch I was always under the impression that options from consulting were superior comp-wise.
What kind of comp are v50 bros in biglaw looking at after 5 years? |
Date: June 3rd, 2012 11:58 PM Author: 180 rose son of senegal therapy Both are looking a low six figure exit opportunities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821180) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2012 11:59 PM Author: aquamarine crotch Serious? I know that's like a 50%-60% paycut for biglaw. Seems pretty massive.
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:00 AM Author: 180 rose son of senegal therapy Well, yeah, but then again the increase in lifestyle is pretty massive as well.
That's the tradeoff for going to a corporate gig. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:00 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend yea but ur working 50 hours vs. 90 hours.
biglaw best exit op is to make partner. better to take 50% cut than to be an unemployed fag |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:03 AM Author: aquamarine crotch 90 hours is over 3000 billibles. What kind of biglawyer is pulling those kind of hours?
Low six-figures seems pretty dismal. There's gotta be better options. I do know xoxo is unduly pessimistic about this sort of stuff. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: charismatic pink tanning salon stock car hours worked does not equal hours billed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821228) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: aquamarine crotch Obviously. That's at 2/3 efficiency. I'm guessing you are not in biglaw?
If you aren't accurate in your info please don't respond. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:07 AM Author: 180 rose son of senegal therapy Most BigLawyers are probably pulling 60-70 hour weeks, and also the stress of effectively being on call non-stop and not being able to have firm schedules with anyone in your social circle.
40-50 hour corporate gigs @ six figures are 'dismal'?
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend cr.
the faggot OP probably hasn't worked a day in his life. i know biglaw associates who would even give up a chance at partner to quit right now and make 100k at a 40/hour gig.
if u want to ever enjoy life or raise a family and u have worked in biglaw u know exactly what i'm talking about |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: aquamarine crotch Yep, those hours are about right.
I'd say low six-figures is very dismal considering the caliber of people who make biglaw. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:18 AM Author: 180 rose son of senegal therapy Low six figures is dismal because some faggot liberal arts major went to law school because they had no other options?
Wow...just WOW @ the caliber of the typical BigLaw striving faggot |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:30 AM Author: aquamarine crotch I'm sorry, but why is this controversial? At the very least, if you had the intelligence to make biglaw you had the intelligence to pass a STEM degree, which is probably making close to that 10 years out (without the debt and opportunity cost).
People at T6 had the numbers and intelligence to go to professional schools like med/dent. A significant portion of the T6 comes from top UGs, and they obviously had the GPA to do finance. I know YLS has 35% of its students coming from HYPS alone. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:06 AM Author: crimson gas station toaster Greetings, People at T6 do NOT necessarily have the ability to go to med school (as evinced by this board, everyone here would have gone to med school if they had been able to since it's better pay and moar preftige) lol @ polisci 4.0s from directional state U at CCN LS who think if coach had just put them in they could have copped DAT johns hopkins admission |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:11 AM Author: aquamarine crotch I'd say T6 is pretty conservative, actually.
I didn't say JHU necessarily. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: crimson gas station toaster Greetings, There are smart people at T6 who could have done med school and not gotten stuck in family. But I went to a top school [redacted], and there were plenty of people who couldn't fucking integrate x dx. LOL @ them being able to even do well on the MCAT. So no, the average T6er could not have gone to med school. Good night, sir, it's time for me to go to bed. It was nice chatting with you good sir. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: aquamarine crotch A person gets 99% on the LSAT but can't integrate x dx? Fuck I hate this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821906) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:03 AM Author: crimson gas station toaster Greetings, Yes. Seriously fuckign LOL at all the petit bourgeoisie strivers thinking they can put in 50 hours and with their MASSIVE BRAIN SMARTS BOOK LERNIN ASPIENESS they can pull riches |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: drab hall mother lol. virtually nobody works 90 hours/week in biglaw. i work about 60 average. on track to bill 2100 this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821292) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2012 11:59 PM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend consulting is better if at MBB (mckinsey, bain, bcg). otherwise biglaw wins.
both are shit for exit ops though |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:06 AM Author: aquamarine crotch What about V5 compared to MBB? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821258) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:07 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend depends what group and which v5. gotta be specific once ur at the top bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821265) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:00 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Maybe you aren't familiar with this board.
Let me explain to you how things work around here:
The answer to any "Which is better, Biglaw or [X]?" question is never Biglaw. Biglaw is literally the worst job on the planet, only ugly unloveable loser beta faggots who should haved killed themselves with a shotgun to the face years ago would ever even dream of going to law school, let alone working in the legal profession, and only the lowest and ugliest of women will even consider fucking a Biglawyer.
XOXO, HTH. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:02 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend its pretty fucking true though. biglaw is a HORRIBLE job pushing paper and being a total pussy made bitch.
obviously its better than most jobs but all the betas on xoxo compare it to private equity or doctors and of course biglaw sucks dick. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:08 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
(Typical XO shithead who thinks that all private equity/doctor dudes are living the life and balling out with 10's instead of working soul-crushing hours in jobs that they usually hate and dating/marrying 6-7's) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:10 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend are u seriously arguing that biglaw is better than PE or being a doctor?
seriously lol |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:19 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
In the reality outside of the internet, PE is filled with miserable aspie short balding self-loathing Jews who have traded literally everything in their life - family, friends, all normal human interaction, hobbies, passions, time - for money. They can make significantly more than a Biglaw association, but they also work significantly worse hours on average. Almost none of them are chill cool charismatic alpha bros who slay puss left and right. A lot of them understandably suffer from depression and substance abuse.
In the reality outside of the internet, Doctors spent 2-3x as long in graduate school/training as lawyers, studying much harder throughout and working 70-80 hours weeks for a salary that even the lowest shitlawyer would wince at during residency. Most of them deal with nasty bodily, interact with terrible patients, and see death and other depressing terrible events on a regular basis. They spend their lives surrounded by the physically ill, the ugly, and the miserable. And with rising malpractice premiums and the looming nationalization of the U.S. Healthcare industry, a majority of medical students no longer feel optimistic about their own futures. To top it off, most doctors don't make significantly more than most biglaw-caliber lawyers - and they don't start earning serious money until significantly later.
But on XOXO, these two professions admittedly dominate law in every possible way and are filled with fulfilled, rich 6'3" alphas who coast through life doing what they love for 50 hours a week and slaying 10s with ease. So you have me there. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend no offense buddy but yes there are downsides to all 3 jobs but any biglaw would trade his career and his left nut in a second to be a high finance baller or a doctor.
u haven't worked in any of the 3 so please stfu. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:22 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Go look up the statistics on the % of medical doctors who say that they would not advise their children to follow them into medicine. Then slip in the shower.
"u haven't worked in any of the 3"
OK. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:25 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend no matter what the % is, i bet u WAY more biglaw associates dont want their children to do law. hell, i'd say 90% of fucking lawyers THEMSELVES regret going to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821439) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:26 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Me: cites published stats.
You: cites "I'll bet..."
Oh look a pumo who is also a worthless querrulous faggot. How strange. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend Me: 2nd year biglaw associate with over 20+ biglaw friends
You: known turdskin megaposter on racist message board |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:31 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
You: 2ND YEAR BIGLAW HOTSHOT WITH 20+ BIGLAW FRIENDS! (lol) who knows nothing about my IRL one way or another, but should know better than to think that he knows a damn thing about "the legal profession" given that he hasn't even been in it on the lowest levels for two years yet.
Me: Laughing at you. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend lol so u agree ur an unemployed faggot while i work in the actual industry we're debating about?
thx faggot |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:33 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
lol bro you instantly lost all credibility the minute you started throwing out credentials like 2ND YEAR BIGLAWYER WHO HAS 20+ BIGLAW FRIENDS |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:40 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend i think u lost all credibility when u became a megaposting turdskin on xox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821607) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:47 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Maybe, someday, I, too, can know 20+ Biglawyers. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:08 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend doubt it faggot
keep megaposting bro |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:09 AM Author: Aggressive Mildly Autistic Space Fat Ankles oh he'll show you faggot. he'll megapost until the day he drops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822068) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:29 AM Author: charismatic pink tanning salon stock car are you really contending that just as many doctors dislike medicine as attorneys dislike law? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821472) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:29 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend the closest he's gotten to biglaw is a fucking message board. obviously he's delusional. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821479) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Yes. Yes, I am.
It really is amazing to me how prolish so many people on this board are. It couldn't be clearer that a ton of people around here don't actually know any doctors/PE guys IRL... probably due to the fact that they're too busy mindlessly jacking off to what they imagine that those people are like on the internet instead. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:07 AM Author: crimson gas station toaster Greetings, "Then slip in the shower." warblgarbl this was 180 |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:32 AM Author: Boyish center affirmative action All I read was "these two professions admittedly dominate law in every possible way and are filled with fulfilled, rich 6'3" alphas who coast through life doing what they love for 50 hours a week and slaying 10s with ease." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821513) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:34 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
ty |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: aquamarine crotch I'm just interested in the plain facts. No rants, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821229) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:09 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
*Claims to be interested in 'the facts'*
*Asks question on XO*
*Is retard, flame or both* |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: aquamarine crotch I realize xoxo is unduly pessimistic. But there is literally no other place to find information on this. TLS is full of 0Ls (and 1L-2L looking for employment info).
At least xoxo has some (although I realize not a lot) of biglawyers who have been in the practice for multiple years. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
...and how many of those biglawyers are going to be self-loathing faggots convinced that they have the worst lot in life? How many will have actual real-life experience in both consulting and biglaw so that they can provide a meaningful, insightful, balanced comparison? Just look at the responses ITT and ask yourself who the fuck these people actually are when they turn off the computer for the night. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:39 AM Author: aquamarine crotch Yeah, I do realize responses here definitely vary in accuracy. For example 90% of the responses in this thread seem to be by one overly pessimistic poster who claims to be in biglaw but gets a basic fact about it wrong.
Kind of frustrating, to be honest. I just need a much larger sample size. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:41 AM Author: galvanic heaven my podiatrist uncle has his own practice. cops $450k/yr for 35 hours a week and his assistant sees most of the patients. he told me he graduated college with a 2.9. just LOL @ lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821620) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:43 AM Author: aquamarine crotch Fuck. This board is just one big joke, isn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821642) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:46 AM Author: Apoplectic zombie-like foreskin To be fair,
Bro I have a buddy who didn't even graduate college - he just took premed courses at a local CC and became a Carribean DO. He makes $350k a year working 30 hours weeks out of his beach house in the Caymans. |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:11 AM Author: burgundy rigor How is this even a question here?
Management Consultants RAPE just about all competing careers when it comes to exit ops.
Biglaw really is a fucking joke IRL |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:12 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend lol @ u faggot.
ibanking is the best for exit ops. mgmt consluting isn't even close. u fucking slut |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:15 AM Author: burgundy rigor ibankers no doubt have awesome exit ops, but they're still limited to finance usually and non-executive exit ops
As a former ibanker, I know how it is |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:16 AM Author: cowardly cumskin organic girlfriend uhhh bankers dont even want those corp dev jobs but its even easier to do something non-finance related.
i'm a former ibanker too faggot |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 1:56 AM Author: aromatic theater stage You've been outed as a dumbass liar in many of these career threads. Why do you keep shitting up our board with your angry faggotry? Nothing better to do in the basement? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822028) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 12:12 AM Author: aquamarine crotch Can you elaborate please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20821332) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:47 AM Author: Racy know-it-all brunch I was in biglaw patent lit for three years, and my exit options outside of more biglaw were nil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822211) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: Aggressive Mildly Autistic Space Fat Ankles clearly in law your exit options will mostly be more law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822217) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:56 AM Author: Racy know-it-all brunch Well, in-house is mostly flame, at least from lit, unless you've been in biglaw at least 6 years or so. I wouldn't call more biglaw an "exit" option at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822251) |
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Date: June 4th, 2012 2:58 AM Author: Aggressive Mildly Autistic Space Fat Ankles yes i agree that in house lit at a major company is unlikely to happen until you've made senior associate. and sure, that sucks, because being an associate sucks and continues to suck more as you go along (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1963090&forum_id=2#20822257) |
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