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partner just called me out - how to respond
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:00 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068452) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:02 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort YOU ARE A FUCKING LAWYER
DO NOT LIE |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:04 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068473) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:05 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort follow up with the person in charge of the "learning" session and put a plan in motion to make up for missing, then go talk to him, tell him you just couldn't make it, and that you've taken steps to remedy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068481) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:07 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068485) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:19 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort the email below referring to a personal matter is fine. not to sound holier-than-thou, but the fact that you are basically looking for someone to suggest/validate a conniving way to dishonestly resolve this is pretty disturbing. I hope you try to pull something over him, get called out and are fired by the end of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068548) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:04 PM Author: carnelian provocative house old irish cottage what the shit is a learning session? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068476) |
Date: July 12th, 2012 12:05 PM Author: contagious factory reset button toilet seat is he a boomer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:06 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort this obv a boomer vs millenial issue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068482) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:06 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068483) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:09 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry "Hi [Partner],
My apologies, I had an unexpected personal matter to attend to this morning. I've reached out to [whomever] and made arrangements to [learn bullshit thing]. Of course, I will attend the next [bullshit thing].
Fuck you,
[Associate]" |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:11 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068504) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:13 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry If you are going to a "learning session" you aren't meeting with a client. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068517) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:16 PM Author: know-it-all parlor no, as an excuse for why i didnt go to the learning session, i could say that i had a client meeting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068528) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:19 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry What am I saying is that if you're junior enough to be going to some gay-ass required learning session, it's not plausible that you're having some extemporaneous meeting with a client. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068539) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:22 PM Author: know-it-all parlor im not in biglaw, so i have plenty of my own cases.
however, there is nothing on my calendar this morning abt a client meeting, and im worried that she has already checked it |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:25 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry What the fuck is this learning session? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068582) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:26 PM Author: know-it-all parlor its like a seminar, whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068588) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:28 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry "Hey cunt I was jacking off. - Associate" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068596) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:14 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort you didn't meet with a client you fucking liar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068520) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:07 PM Author: vivacious base ratface tell him you already got all the learning you needed in 'NAM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068484) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:17 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Fighting Trailer Park uh tell him you were too busy billing hours for the firm in an antitrust case or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068530) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:19 PM Author: flickering roommate no need to respond. he just emailed so they have documentary evidence in case they want to fire you for cause down the road (hint: they do). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068547) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:26 PM Author: thirsty boyish den keepsake machete if you already aren't in biglaw why the fuck are you being a spaz about getting to work
you should be glad you have anything and should be a fucking model employee
get your shit together before you do something you'll regret for 50 years. |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:28 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry "you should be glad you have anything and should be a fucking model employee"
- house millennial |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:29 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort "you should be glad you have anything and should be a fucking model employee"
- boomer |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:33 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry yes. the dominated class takes on the beliefs of the dominant class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068635) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:29 PM Author: thirsty boyish den keepsake machete "blah blah blah unexpected personal problems"
- embarrassment |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:30 PM Author: flickering roommate better than an unemployed millenial. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068613) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:31 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry not IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068622) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:42 PM Author: Heady orange nursing home international law enforcement agency Rich parents or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068680) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:46 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry nope, poor as shit parents and lots of student debt. would rather be poor than believe the boomer lie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068696) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:49 PM Author: Heady orange nursing home international law enforcement agency Then you're fucking dumb as shit and don't really understand how bad it can get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068704) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:53 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry i spent a lot of my childhood living in cars and crashing on couches. i ate government cheese, i was on free lunch, clothes from donation, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068724) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:01 PM Author: primrose center black woman and you would VOLUNTARILY go back to that?
You are fucking dumb or just posturing.
No person WISHES to go back into poverty.
Just because you survived it once doesn't make it some badge of honor that you would gladly dive back into if given a choice.
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:30 PM Author: know-it-all parlor i know....but for some reason, im just not motivated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068617) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:31 PM Author: thirsty boyish den keepsake machete im sorry i was a jerk. it just sucks that huge consequences can come from such little shit.
we're all gonna get got, just try to make it something worthwhile. blaze of glory, etc |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:32 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry probably because your job sucks dick and you have no real opportunity for advancement because the boomer partners haven't made another partner in several years to preserve the value of their guaranteed compensation contracts to the detriment of, e.g., the continued vitality of the firm, generation of new business, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068627) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:31 PM Author: know-it-all parlor what if i say i was at a funeral (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068621) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:38 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort you are a horrible person and not that bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068654) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:39 PM Author: know-it-all parlor he wouldnt question me. if i say client meeting, he may question |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:40 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort FLAME above you refer to the partner as a "she"
nice flame tho |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:41 PM Author: thirsty boyish den keepsake machete cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068671) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:02 PM Author: primrose center black woman </thead> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069110) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:38 PM Author: thirsty boyish den keepsake machete better kill someone and grow a beard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068655) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:42 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy pocket flask Time wounds all heels. Just apologize and move on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068677) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:47 PM Author: glassy meetinghouse organic girlfriend try: garage door wouldnt go down
had to be at house for plumber
had to pick dad up from airport
meeting with pro bono client
sharted on way to work
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:48 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry I like sharted on the way to work. Going to use this one next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068701) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 12:54 PM Author: Navy Pea-brained Queen Of The Night i would go with something about surfing the crimson wave; usually works pretty well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068731) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: amethyst laughsome foreskin Was this boomer born ~1950 or ~1960? it makes a difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068793) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:08 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068796) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: amethyst laughsome foreskin i mean the partner who sent you the email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068801) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: know-it-all parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068810) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: amethyst laughsome foreskin seems like an uptight douche (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068816) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068817) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:16 PM Author: amethyst laughsome foreskin dood above you said he was a boomer. weak flame bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068841) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 1:09 PM Author: razzmatazz fanboi cuckoldry tell her you were rocking out to Achtung, Baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21068802) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:07 PM Author: know-it-all parlor aight, bit the bullet and didnt lie.
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:07 PM Author: sienna godawful death wish csb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069139) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:11 PM Author: know-it-all parlor csb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069170) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: sienna godawful death wish nffi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069185) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:21 PM Author: Lilac giraffe resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069248) |
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Date: July 12th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: glittery electric furnace Tell him your boyfriend was crushing your ass this morning. If partner tries to discipline you, claim unfair treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1992054&forum_id=2#21069181) |