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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
electric parlor national security agency
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Geriatric Lodge
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
electric parlor national security agency
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Geriatric Lodge
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
electric parlor national security agency
  10/03/12
dat racis
Dun Slimy Base
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
impertinent ticket booth
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Emerald mewling cuckoldry
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Doobsian internal respiration sanctuary
  10/11/12
180
godawful state
  10/22/12
jesus....
Walnut mind-boggling chapel
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
trip parlour queen of the night
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
trip parlour queen of the night
  12/22/15
still glad
trip parlour queen of the night
  05/30/16
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Bateful pontificating menage faggot firefighter
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/03/12
prescient
Geriatric Lodge
  10/30/12
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Geriatric Lodge
  07/08/13
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adventurous stag film messiness
  10/20/14
lol
vigorous space
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
insecure concupiscible range
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/31/12
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confused multi-billionaire
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
awkward aphrodisiac round eye
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
insanely creepy sienna pervert faggotry
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Impressive Center Telephone
  12/09/12
haha ty
Green double fault psychic
  12/27/12
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claret hairy legs
  05/25/23
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claret hairy legs
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
topaz institution
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Violet potus
  10/04/12
170
ivory filthy fat ankles
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Pungent Foreskin
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Nubile Rebellious Whorehouse Boltzmann
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/11/12
180
Pungent Foreskin
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
maniacal glittery shrine blood rage
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/22/12
180
effete appetizing travel guidebook
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  11/17/13
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sooty ratface stead
  03/08/17
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seedy area party of the first part
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Sepia tanning salon
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
180 ladyboy hall
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/22/12
lol
Bateful pontificating menage faggot firefighter
  10/23/12
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Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
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Floppy national
  11/10/12
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Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Geriatric Lodge
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Geriatric Lodge
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Geriatric Lodge
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
autistic soul-stirring mediation
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/30/12
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stubborn azn point
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
ivory filthy fat ankles
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/31/12
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Canary Property Preventive Strike
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  10/31/12
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effete appetizing travel guidebook
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Anal fanboi mexican
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
navy senate dysfunction
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/02/12
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Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Geriatric Lodge
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Geriatric Lodge
  03/07/17
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godawful state
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Floppy national
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Puce magical fortuitous meteor
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
electric parlor national security agency
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Sepia tanning salon
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Honey-headed Goyim
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Idiotic thriller pozpig
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Floppy national
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Geriatric Lodge
  12/04/12
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unholy church
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Lime Supple Station
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Thirsty cracking ape hissy fit
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Bright meetinghouse hunting ground
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
startled metal principal's office scourge upon the earth
  12/05/12
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Floppy national
  12/09/12
Lies
Poppy Motley Wagecucks
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Floppy national
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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flesh heady sandwich tattoo
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effete appetizing travel guidebook
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Impressive Center Telephone
  12/09/12
180.
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  12/09/12
lol
tan dashing kitty
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
embarrassed to the bone very tactful library
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
wonderful twisted kitchen
  12/16/12
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diverse theatre rigor
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Geriatric Lodge
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Canary Property Preventive Strike
  01/12/13
Update?
claret hairy legs
  02/04/13
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exhilarant offensive indian lodge
  02/08/13
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claret hairy legs
  02/08/13
Second page!?
maniacal glittery shrine blood rage
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
claret hairy legs
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unholy church
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sable striped hyena regret
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titillating aquamarine coffee pot school cafeteria
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Spectacular gunner
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Cerebral Office Hominid
  07/08/13
update?
alcoholic gas station dog poop
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Canary Property Preventive Strike
  08/17/13
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coiffed orange toilet seat
  10/07/13
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Jet Reading Party Pit
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Curious yapping degenerate
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
Histrionic Splenetic Depressive
  11/17/13
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seedy area party of the first part
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Spectacular gunner
  12/11/13
Any updates?
racy garrison police squad
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godawful state
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claret hairy legs
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
irradiated lay
  10/20/14
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Chocolate laughsome den becky
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Cerebral Office Hominid
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
stubborn azn point
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claret hairy legs
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
stubborn azn point
  02/12/15
lets do this
Bright meetinghouse hunting ground
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Mint Pea-brained Plaza Dingle Berry
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
Poppy Motley Wagecucks
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Mint Pea-brained Plaza Dingle Berry
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racy garrison police squad
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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adventurous stag film messiness
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180
Comical obsidian pisswyrm
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marvelous silver trump supporter
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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seedy area party of the first part
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razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker
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fluffy community account
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Update?
coiffed orange toilet seat
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
Fragrant sexy dilemma
  03/20/21
the latest?
claret hairy legs
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
fluffy community account
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claret hairy legs
  03/20/21
update?
claret hairy legs
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
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talented mustard old irish cottage nursing home
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He impregnated the hippo
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Sadistic Resort
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where are we on this?
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somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
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claret hairy legs
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: electric parlor national security agency

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: electric parlor national security agency

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: electric parlor national security agency

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Dun Slimy Base

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Emerald mewling cuckoldry

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Doobsian internal respiration sanctuary

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: godawful state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Walnut mind-boggling chapel

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: trip parlour queen of the night

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: trip parlour queen of the night

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: trip parlour queen of the night

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Bateful pontificating menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: adventurous stag film messiness



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: vigorous space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: insecure concupiscible range

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: vibrant flirting deer antler

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Comical obsidian pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: confused multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: awkward aphrodisiac round eye

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy sienna pervert faggotry

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Impressive Center Telephone

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Green double fault psychic

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: topaz institution

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Violet potus

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: ivory filthy fat ankles

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Pungent Foreskin

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Nubile Rebellious Whorehouse Boltzmann

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Pungent Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: maniacal glittery shrine blood rage

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: effete appetizing travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke personal credit line

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: sooty ratface stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: seedy area party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Sepia tanning salon

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy hall

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Bateful pontificating menage faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Floppy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: autistic soul-stirring mediation

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: stubborn azn point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: ivory filthy fat ankles

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: ruddy stimulating bawdyhouse

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: effete appetizing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: titillating aquamarine coffee pot school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Anal fanboi mexican

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: navy senate dysfunction

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: godawful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Floppy national

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Floppy national

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Floppy national

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Floppy national

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Floppy national

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy national

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Floppy national

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Floppy national

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Puce magical fortuitous meteor

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: electric parlor national security agency

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Sepia tanning salon

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: copper narrow-minded temple yarmulke

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed Goyim

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Idiotic thriller pozpig

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Floppy national

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: lilac mad cow disease gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: unholy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Lime Supple Station

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: massive boyish piazza rigpig

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Thirsty cracking ape hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Bright meetinghouse hunting ground

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: startled metal principal's office scourge upon the earth

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Floppy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Poppy Motley Wagecucks

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Floppy national

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Chocolate laughsome den becky

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: flesh heady sandwich tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: effete appetizing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Impressive Center Telephone

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: tan dashing kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone very tactful library

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: wonderful twisted kitchen

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: diverse theatre rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Geriatric Lodge

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: claret hairy legs

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant offensive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: maniacal glittery shrine blood rage

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: claret hairy legs

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: unholy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: sable striped hyena regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: titillating aquamarine coffee pot school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Spectacular gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Office Hominid

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: alcoholic gas station dog poop

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Canary Property Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: coiffed orange toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Jet Reading Party Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Curious yapping degenerate

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Splenetic Depressive

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: seedy area party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Spectacular gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: racy garrison police squad

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Disturbing abusive business firm halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: godawful state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: irradiated lay

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Chocolate laughsome den becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Cerebral Office Hominid

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: stubborn azn point

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: stubborn azn point

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Bright meetinghouse hunting ground

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Mint Pea-brained Plaza Dingle Berry

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Poppy Motley Wagecucks

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Mint Pea-brained Plaza Dingle Berry

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: racy garrison police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: House-broken khaki house black woman

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Unhinged School Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: adventurous stag film messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Comical obsidian pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: marvelous silver trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Smoky rehab

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: seedy area party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Bronze boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: effete appetizing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Arousing Jap Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Exciting water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Unhinged School Liquid Oxygen

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: amber up-to-no-good puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: razzle sweet tailpipe weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: fluffy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: coiffed orange toilet seat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant sexy dilemma

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: claret hairy legs

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: fluffy community account

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: claret hairy legs

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: ultramarine razzle-dazzle chad persian

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: talented mustard old irish cottage nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged stock car friendly grandma

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: soggy lavender step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Sadistic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: claret hairy legs

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: hideous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: provocative duck-like box office

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Jet Reading Party Pit

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Jet Reading Party Pit

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling ruby voyeur turdskin

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: fluffy community account

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Avocado hairraiser famous landscape painting



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: yellow excitant hell french chef



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: cerise french feces address



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: light brunch



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: claret hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: hideous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: claret hairy legs

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48067626)