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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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milky heady locale
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lol at white womyn
Flesh Mood
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
soggy obsidian set
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Drunken cerebral multi-billionaire
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Scarlet Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Cuckoldry
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Ruddy tattoo
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Scarlet Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Cuckoldry
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Grizzly cracking milk
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Multi-colored love of her life
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: milky heady locale

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: milky heady locale



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: milky heady locale



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Flesh Mood

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: soggy obsidian set

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Drunken cerebral multi-billionaire

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Scarlet Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Cuckoldry

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Ruddy tattoo

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Soul-stirring Indian Lodge Cuckoldry

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Grizzly cracking milk

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Lascivious Coral National Psychic

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#50107964)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: milky heady locale

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored love of her life

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: garnet titillating electric furnace base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Filthy Rehab

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: diverse coldplay fan coffee pot



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: territorial shimmering gunner

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Free-loading pontificating university

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: aromatic copper wrinkle

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: iridescent candlestick maker

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Orchestra Pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Spruce offensive locus cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Spruce offensive locus cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: haunting mediation garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#49639607)