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"You're Beautiful" illustrates the narcissism of love songs.

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In h...
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
his song and that other guys song is them singing "your...
Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  03/24/13
What other guy?
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars
Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars is a hack.
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...
Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  03/24/13
all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how mu...
hairraiser jade hall
  03/24/13
Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic t...
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 r...
hairraiser jade hall
  03/24/13
There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways ...
appetizing public bath filthpig
  03/24/13
No.
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
the industrial revolution ...
exciting tan lodge sneaky criminal
  03/24/13
cr
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/24/13
go on...
Gay Reading Party Home
  03/24/13
and its consequences...
Gold institution
  03/24/13
scho lar ship
yellow garrison prole
  03/24/13
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milky glittery mediation
  03/24/13
The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplishe...
disrespectful partner
  03/24/13
You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes o...
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/26/13
wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy po...
sable cuck headpube
  03/24/13
I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/26/13
(Patrick Bateman)
pearly dragon
  03/24/13
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honey-headed drunken mood national
  03/24/13
What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?
Chrome messiness coldplay fan
  03/26/13
That parody always reminds me of this song: http://www.yo...
Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/26/13
LOL
Chrome messiness coldplay fan
  03/26/13
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  05/19/13


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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In his hit single, "You're Beautiful", perhaps his most misunderstood song, he explodes the romantic myth. He picks the most vapid cliches to praise the beloved, while reserving for himself the choicest adjectives ("My life is brilliant. My love is pure.") and even supernatural agency (how many angels does this pinhead require?). "We shared a moment..." But notice that nothing's shared. Love is a fleeting, masturbatory moment, not an inspiration to eternal truth, as for Plato, Dante, and Petrarch.

Late capitalism has deprived us of our vocabulary for authentically expressing love. Even the guitar sounds tinny. But how do we know Blunt isn't just a shitty artist who can't write a song to save his worthless life? We can't. Therein lies his genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870545)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard

his song and that other guys song is them singing "your so beautiful" to a fucking model

whoosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870642)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:38 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

What other guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870648)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard

Bruno Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870808)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

Bruno Mars is a hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870818)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Orange medicated orchestra pit haunted graveyard

"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...i wuv you so MUCH!"

(bored, immpossibly beautiful model smiles, looks bored, files her nails, wonders when she gonna get paid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870856)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: hairraiser jade hall

all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how much he loves a girl. was it always like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:46 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic the whole exercise is. Most love songs indulge in lavish idealized portrayals of the beloved, exhaustively describing the imagined relationship ("Save the Best for Last" is a typical example). Blunt's homage to his woman is perfunctory, almost cold. It's all about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870689)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: hairraiser jade hall

in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 radio that weren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870811)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870815)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: appetizing public bath filthpig

do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways your partner makes your life better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870732)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870766)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: exciting tan lodge sneaky criminal

the industrial revolution ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870738)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870767)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Gay Reading Party Home

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870794)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Gold institution

and its consequences...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871650)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:31 AM
Author: yellow garrison prole

scho lar ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871613)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:37 AM
Author: milky glittery mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871615)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:44 AM
Author: disrespectful partner

The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplished two things: 1. they make the singer out to be a winner(whether the songwriter is the singer, or whether the song happens to be sung by another artist than the person who wrote the song) i.e., hit songs never share anything that ends unhappily for the singer (narrator) UNLESS the lyrics ultimately draw some positive conclusion from the unhappy circumstance(s); and 2. most "hit" songs are actually scripts intricately designed to make women feel good about themselves; data show that 50% of commercially available music is bought by women, while most of the remaining purchases are made by men trying to influence/better understand women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871624)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes on their heads. The singer's a winner because he was fucking high. The woman's beautiful, it's true, but the song stretches that out to the point of mockery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882179)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: sable cuck headpube

wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy point about music!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871644)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:18 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882176)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 AM
Author: pearly dragon

(Patrick Bateman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 7:35 AM
Author: honey-headed drunken mood national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871689)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:54 AM
Author: Chrome messiness coldplay fan

What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882192)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:08 AM
Author: Cream Whorehouse Scourge Upon The Earth

That parody always reminds me of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882198)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:12 AM
Author: Chrome messiness coldplay fan

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882200)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: vivacious pale theatre boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#23228098)