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Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library...
violent heaven regret
  05/07/13
Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what...
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  05/07/13
actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into h...
mind-boggling cruel-hearted persian
  05/07/13
as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this...
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  05/07/13
This
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  05/07/13
along with "you're done here."
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Fishy Stead
  05/07/13
him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever ...
mind-boggling cruel-hearted persian
  05/07/13
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Primrose locus newt
  05/07/13
Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners li...
violent heaven regret
  05/07/13
Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get...
Stimulating Olive Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot
  05/07/13
he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in th...
Floppy Masturbator Spot
  05/07/13
LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating ...
violent heaven regret
  05/07/13
I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to ...
erotic iridescent really tough guy gas station
  05/07/13
respond all: yfwgi or saytpusc
cracking sweet tailpipe immigrant
  05/07/13
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  05/07/13
Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After ...
Burgundy dilemma son of senegal
  05/07/13
I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would prob...
violent heaven regret
  05/07/13
only one way to find out
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180
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  05/07/13
180
Fishy Stead
  05/07/13
rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha
aromatic senate prole
  05/07/13
reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Do...
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nice
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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: violent heaven regret

Whoever has section XYZ of U.S. Code pulled from our library bring it to him immediately because he needs it URGENTLY!!!!

He sent it to the attorney-office listserv. Senior equity partner. Old as fuck boomer. What happens if I reply all with, "I hear that may be available on the internet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151382)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bisexual trust fund crackhouse

Just send a lmgtfy link prefaced with an explanation of what a hyperlink is and how to use one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151387)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted persian

actually, it's ballsy, but might be cr as fuck to get into his good graces to just send him the entire text of that section from westlaw copied into an email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151393)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring voyeur orchestra pit

as long as you don't have the hardcopy, i don't see why this isn't tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151415)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: Hilarious pearl market coldplay fan

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152185)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Burgundy dilemma son of senegal

along with "you're done here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151395)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151417)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: aromatic senate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151433)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151446)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Shaky comical gaping native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152208)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: white dragon locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152274)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:08 PM
Author: Fishy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153162)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling cruel-hearted persian

him = pwned, several people will secretly love you forever

but you = megapwned when he gapes you mercilessly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151389)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Primrose locus newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151400)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: violent heaven regret

Yeah. I'm a midlevel in a different group and my partners like me, but this dude has a temper. Easily one of the three easiest to anger partners in this office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151403)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Olive Candlestick Maker Coffee Pot

Sack up and do it man. Earn some respect. You will never get ahead in life by being the meek little pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151661)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Floppy Masturbator Spot

he keeps his hush money checks to his second baby mama in that volume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151406)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: violent heaven regret

LOL. Possible. This dude actually did get caught cheating on his wife several years ago before I started here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151418)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:55 PM
Author: erotic iridescent really tough guy gas station

I did something similar at a midlaw firm as a first year to a junior partner. A female senior partner had a talk with me and told me that "people cant tell that your tone is joking over email." It was lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151413)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe immigrant

respond all: yfwgi

or saytpusc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151423)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bisexual trust fund crackhouse

Send a link to this thread and ask him which option he prefers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151441)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Burgundy dilemma son of senegal

Or maybe tell him that there's a copy in his office. After he tears his place apart looking for it, he'll be like, "WTF, no there isn't." Then you go there and pull it up on his computer and be like, "It's right here, little breh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151450)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: violent heaven regret

I wonder if he would hit me. If he did hit me, I would probably be guaranteed at least another year of employment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151464)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Burgundy dilemma son of senegal

only one way to find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151488)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: coral appetizing turdskin brunch

cr, but only if you tussle his hair and wait for him to grin sheepishly at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152292)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: passionate mischievous hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152874)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: Fishy Stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153167)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: aromatic senate prole

rofl hahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153173)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: jade talented pisswyrm

reply with this: "Hey, I'm not your fucking husband. Don't ever raise your voice at me again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151528)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: cracking sweet tailpipe immigrant

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23151636)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: excitant indigo home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152236)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: violent twisted digit ratio

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152266)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 7:27 PM
Author: Insecure sapphire police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23152932)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: aromatic senate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153171)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Thirsty Business Firm

Send him the library check out sheet showing it is checked out to him -- since 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2249679&forum_id=2#23153182)