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Is being a "SHiTLAW king" a shrewd career goal?

I just want to make money
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
yes. but being a shitlaw prole is teh suck.
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
making $$$ in shitlaw is tantamount to winning the lotto or ...
rambunctious aromatic quadroon
  05/17/13
Realistically, what am I looking at?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
depends on the practice area, but need to be a better salesm...
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
Can I make at least $75,000?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
wut? i don't think you really understand what a shitlaw king...
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
What is a shitlaw king then?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
a guy who makes bank doing low level shit work.
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
How much is "bank"?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
like half a mil at least
rambunctious aromatic quadroon
  05/17/13
So how hard would it be to make $75,000?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
you wouldn't be king making 75k bro.
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
But is it hard to do?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
are you dense bro
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
It's a question. You got an answer?
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13
Couldn't you just expand and hire (exploit) associates? Make...
clear crusty gas station
  05/17/13
this shitlaw firm around me does this. it is really shitty. ...
Comical liquid oxygen messiness
  05/17/13
what practice areas are we talking about here?
Gold Cerebral Lay Voyeur
  05/17/13
I think the odds are better than the lotto. But the real ris...
ivory stock car
  05/17/13
This dood I know says he can get me in first place on Google...
Abusive jet-lagged garrison
  05/17/13


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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

I just want to make money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219895)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

yes. but being a shitlaw prole is teh suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219917)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: rambunctious aromatic quadroon

making $$$ in shitlaw is tantamount to winning the lotto or running any successful business---odds are low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219921)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

Realistically, what am I looking at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219946)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

depends on the practice area, but need to be a better salesman that a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23219989)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

Can I make at least $75,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220033)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

wut? i don't think you really understand what a shitlaw king is bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220038)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

What is a shitlaw king then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220042)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:41 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

a guy who makes bank doing low level shit work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220047)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

How much is "bank"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220064)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:01 PM
Author: rambunctious aromatic quadroon

like half a mil at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220238)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

So how hard would it be to make $75,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220359)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

you wouldn't be king making 75k bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220432)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

But is it hard to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220488)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

are you dense bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220562)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 10:27 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

It's a question. You got an answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220578)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: clear crusty gas station

Couldn't you just expand and hire (exploit) associates? Make a nice business model, pick random idiot super TTTTs with good personalities who would otherwise be ungodly fucked. Grow it like any other business. Expand into multiple regions, hire more and more shitssociates etc.

why is this not viable. You'd just be managing/owning a shitlaw business basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220010)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:37 PM
Author: Comical liquid oxygen messiness

this shitlaw firm around me does this. it is really shitty. they hire these miserly TTT grads who are awkward and ugly as fuck, throw them on public defender appointed work, pay them like $35k/year, fire them (or they leave) within 1-2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220026)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Gold Cerebral Lay Voyeur

what practice areas are we talking about here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220032)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: ivory stock car

I think the odds are better than the lotto. But the real risk you run up against is losing your license. A lot of these guys have volume bankruptcy/divorce/dui practices and live on the edge of ethics. Just too much coming in to really cross all the Ts and dot all the Is. But yeah, most new lawyers can hang a shingle, run a few local ads and get the phone to ring nonstop. Seen more than one of my classmates get disbarred going this route though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220089)



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Date: May 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Abusive jet-lagged garrison

This dood I know says he can get me in first place on Google. Only $1750/month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258875&forum_id=2#23220193)