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WTF, my secretary makes $115k a year

Is that possible? I just saw her bi-monthly paycheck on her...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
It's possible if she is old as fuck. I have a relative who i...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
she is probably about 50. she is the name partner's secreta...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
boomer secretaries have a very entitled attitude. i feel lik...
180 purple messiness
  06/14/13
cr they do. and they do because they know they have absolute...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
I actually don't think she is that vaunted. Not sure wtf sh...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
If she makes that much I guarantee you there is some powerfu...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
almost like some kind of... work spouse???
Flushed Tanning Salon Place Of Business
  06/14/13
...
Lilac galvanic casino coffee pot
  06/14/13
yeah. fire her and hire 2 millenials for 40k a year and a a...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
Tcr
lascivious domesticated jewess potus
  06/14/13
old secretary: knows more about legal practice than a first-...
Balding cruise ship hissy fit
  06/14/13
to be fair, most of them have like 2 hours of work a day, th...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
? me too
Balding cruise ship hissy fit
  06/14/13
no, you just DO two hours of work a day. they actually only ...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
I am 8 years into practicing and she needs everything explai...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
Having worked in both biglaw and shitlaw it's not different....
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
cr (at least w/r/t shitlaw). what secretaries are good for i...
180 purple messiness
  06/14/13
lol. i'm kind of just goosing you guys / playing a bootlicki...
Balding cruise ship hissy fit
  06/14/13
Truth is that she must have a TON of dirt on the Partner tha...
chartreuse travel guidebook
  06/14/13
secretaries are not supposed to know anything substantive or...
racy underhanded principal's office partner
  06/14/13
No. If you are getting paid $115K there should be an expecta...
painfully honest church pervert
  06/14/13
if you are not a lawyer you should not be expected to have s...
racy underhanded principal's office partner
  06/14/13
BUT THE MARKET THOUGH???????? THEY'RE BETTER OFF AT THE TIME...
Balding cruise ship hissy fit
  06/14/13
...
Flushed Tanning Salon Place Of Business
  06/14/13
you are faggot who does not understand office work
big plaza boltzmann
  06/14/13
Ya I'm sure the firm's internal counsel and malpractice insu...
Heady spruce puppy
  06/14/13
not $115k for 9-5. what you describe gets you $60k max.
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
I dont think you know how much decent secretaries get paid a...
racy underhanded principal's office partner
  06/14/13
I can just picture Earl white knighting the shrew secretarie...
Talented free-loading jap
  06/14/13
So she's making $125,000 after fed/state/medicare/health ded...
Peach Shivering Locale Ape
  06/14/13
Are you sure you didn't see an associate's paycheck?
chocolate blathering lay
  06/14/13
yup. I saw her name. Maybe she just gets a ton of overtime...
silver vigorous property
  06/14/13
That would do it.
Heady spruce puppy
  06/14/13
tbf, that secretary probably knows more than a 1st year asso...
frum talking mad cow disease
  06/14/13
wtf is this
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  07/03/13
wtf is this
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  07/03/13


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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

Is that possible? I just saw her bi-monthly paycheck on her desk, and it said like $4800 net pay. I know she sometimes works overtime, but WTF...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395138)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

It's possible if she is old as fuck. I have a relative who is secretary for managing partner, makes 95k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395143)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

she is probably about 50. she is the name partner's secretary, but still, I would rather have the 30 year old college educated woman who sits next to her do my shit any day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395152)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:25 PM
Author: 180 purple messiness

boomer secretaries have a very entitled attitude. i feel like you have to tip toe around them or else they will passive aggressively try to sabotage you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395163)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

cr they do. and they do because they know they have absolute protection from their partners. they have an almost wife-husband relationship with boomer partners that they have developed for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395173)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:29 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

I actually don't think she is that vaunted. Not sure wtf she is doing here at 115k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395189)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

If she makes that much I guarantee you there is some powerful partner who finds her indispensable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395193)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: Flushed Tanning Salon Place Of Business

almost like some kind of... work spouse???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395329)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Lilac galvanic casino coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395564)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

yeah. fire her and hire 2 millenials for 40k a year and a a lot more will get done around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395180)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious domesticated jewess potus

Tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395640)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Balding cruise ship hissy fit

old secretary: knows more about legal practice than a first-year associate, does better work with fewer errors, earns less. shitcons explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395167)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

to be fair, most of them have like 2 hours of work a day, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395179)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: Balding cruise ship hissy fit

? me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395210)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:36 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

no, you just DO two hours of work a day. they actually only HAVE two hours of work a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395229)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

I am 8 years into practicing and she needs everything explained to her like she is disabled. The myth of the secretary that knows everything, at least at my firms, is a myth. Might be different in shitlaw. Paralegals on the other hand, are a different story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395201)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

Having worked in both biglaw and shitlaw it's not different. Even seasoned secretaries don't know shit about legal practice. They know how to file stuff and how to call people, but their eyes glaze over if you say anything remotely substantive to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395204)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:34 PM
Author: 180 purple messiness

cr (at least w/r/t shitlaw). what secretaries are good for is knowing filing fees and how many copies of pleadings to send. Some may also know a few other court rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395217)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:34 PM
Author: Balding cruise ship hissy fit

lol. i'm kind of just goosing you guys / playing a bootlicking faggot. of course all boomers, including secretaries, need to burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395215)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 2:59 PM
Author: chartreuse travel guidebook

Truth is that she must have a TON of dirt on the Partner that could jeopardize his law license and his marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395334)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: racy underhanded principal's office partner

secretaries are not supposed to know anything substantive or expected to use their dsicretion on any client matter.

they earn $115K for being exceptionally organized to keep the crazy partners bullshit in line and for having a good knowing of all the firms resources and applications.

If you can do that, you are an excellent secretary. Who cares if you are on facebook when you aren't working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395348)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: painfully honest church pervert

No. If you are getting paid $115K there should be an expectation of substantive competency. The job description you provide can be performed by a pro-active 25 year old chick making $40K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395364)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: racy underhanded principal's office partner

if you are not a lawyer you should not be expected to have substantive competency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395536)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Balding cruise ship hissy fit

BUT THE MARKET THOUGH???????? THEY'RE BETTER OFF AT THE TIME???????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395560)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Flushed Tanning Salon Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395567)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: big plaza boltzmann

you are faggot who does not understand office work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395634)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Heady spruce puppy

Ya I'm sure the firm's internal counsel and malpractice insurance carrier would fully support a secretary taking a substantive role in legal matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23396820)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

not $115k for 9-5. what you describe gets you $60k max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395476)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: racy underhanded principal's office partner

I dont think you know how much decent secretaries get paid at most firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395529)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Talented free-loading jap

I can just picture Earl white knighting the shrew secretaries at his firm as they bat their eye lashes, think to themselves, "what a handsome young man!", and dutifully bring him cookies to thank him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395576)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Peach Shivering Locale Ape

So she's making $125,000 after fed/state/medicare/health deductions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395658)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: chocolate blathering lay

Are you sure you didn't see an associate's paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395700)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 4:10 PM
Author: silver vigorous property

yup. I saw her name. Maybe she just gets a ton of overtime. She is probably here two evenings a week until 9pm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395851)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 6:24 PM
Author: Heady spruce puppy

That would do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23396816)



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Date: June 14th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: frum talking mad cow disease

tbf, that secretary probably knows more than a 1st year associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23395744)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring skinny woman foreskin

wtf is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23530333)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring skinny woman foreskin

wtf is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2281853&forum_id=2#23530334)