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More like an 1/8th.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
well what is it 1/2 or 1/8?
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
1/8.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
I wish people like you would stop calling themselves jewish....
turquoise excitant set messiness
  06/15/13
Matrilinealpwned, breh.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
"matrilineal" doesn't cover people who stopped car...
turquoise excitant set messiness
  06/15/13
Oh thanks, rebbe. How pissed did you get at Christopher Hit...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
the only reasons it's matrilineal is because it was a Roman ...
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
What? That was never a Roman law.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
"According to historian Shaye J. D. Cohen, in the Bible...
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
Huh, OK, that makes more sense. Where did Wikipedia plagiar...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
"Shaye J.D. Cohen (1999). The Beginnings of Jewishness....
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
bullshit. this is established egytpian custom from long befo...
sable godawful stage boltzmann
  06/29/13
"Speculation about Chaplin's racial origin existed from...
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
u mad about the near-50% intermarriage rates of jews? yeah u...
Racy stead
  06/15/13
I'm going to be one of those jews who marries a shiksa, prob...
turquoise excitant set messiness
  06/15/13
>I'm going to be one of those jews, probably. which do...
Racy stead
  06/15/13
it's gonna turn strange... the only ones reproducing in numb...
lavender stimulating cruise ship
  06/15/13
North American aliyah, bro.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/30/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoJGvEVogI discuss.
Diverse chrome athletic conference
  06/15/13
Reminds me of my shitlib South African relatives in the '80s...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
i don't understand them. do they not see that they are racis...
Diverse chrome athletic conference
  06/15/13
Don't understand who? The Swedes or that Paideia lady?
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
do you eat pork and ham? do you observe seder? have yo...
Lime abode famous landscape painting
  06/15/13
Yeah, I've eaten pork. I've gone to a few Seders. Don't ...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
then you, my friend, are 100% a chosen people
Lime abode famous landscape painting
  06/15/13
Do you play golf? I've noticed that Jews don't really play g...
talking office dopamine
  06/15/13
Mini golf.
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/15/13
since when are jews averse to tennis? sounds like you don't ...
Racy stead
  06/15/13
I have less of an issue with tennis but I'd rather not do th...
talking office dopamine
  06/15/13
...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/29/13
1/8th bro? That seems like a bit of a stretch. People ...
Cocky hateful patrolman
  06/29/13
I don't look Jewish at all (except for slightly frizzy hair)...
twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt
  06/29/13


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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

More like an 1/8th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403526)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

well what is it 1/2 or 1/8?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403532)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

1/8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403536)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: turquoise excitant set messiness

I wish people like you would stop calling themselves jewish. it waters down the kike brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403537)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Matrilinealpwned, breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403542)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: turquoise excitant set messiness

"matrilineal" doesn't cover people who stopped caring about judaism 2 generations ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403549)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:22 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Oh thanks, rebbe. How pissed did you get at Christopher Hitchens's Jewish shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403593)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

the only reasons it's matrilineal is because it was a Roman law (mommy's baby, daddy's maybe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403575)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:25 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

What? That was never a Roman law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403617)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:48 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

"According to historian Shaye J. D. Cohen, in the Bible, the status of the offspring of mixed marriages was determined patrilineally. He brings two likely explanations for the change in Mishnaic times: first, the Mishnah may have been applying the same logic to mixed marriages as it had applied to other mixtures (kilayim). Thus, a mixed marriage is forbidden as is the union of a horse and a donkey, and in both unions the offspring are judged matrilineally. Second, the Tannaim may have been influenced by Roman law, which dictated that when a parent could not contract a legal marriage, offspring would follow the mother.[12]"

Also see: mater semper certa est, pater semper incertus est

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403809)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Huh, OK, that makes more sense. Where did Wikipedia plagiarize this from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403823)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

"Shaye J.D. Cohen (1999). The Beginnings of Jewishness. U. California Press. pp. 305–306. ISBN 0-585-24643-2."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaye_Cohen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403840)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:24 PM
Author: sable godawful stage boltzmann

bullshit. this is established egytpian custom from long before roman domination, and there's no reason to suspect it doesn't share a common source with jewish matrilineal custom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505596)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

"Speculation about Chaplin's racial origin existed from the earliest days of his fame, and it was often reported that he was a Jew. Research has uncovered no evidence of this, however, and when a reporter asked in 1915 if it was true, Chaplin responded, "I have not that good fortune." The Nazi Party believed that he was Jewish, and banned The Gold Rush on this basis. Chaplin responded by playing a Jew in The Great Dictator and announced, "I did this film for the Jews of the world." He thereafter refused to deny claims that he was Jewish, saying, "Anyone who denies this aspect of himself plays into the hands of the anti-Semites."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403564)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Racy stead

u mad about the near-50% intermarriage rates of jews? yeah u mad breh

the future of american jewry belongs to us; give it a few generations and there won't be any of you guys left aside from black hats and other weirdos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403723)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: turquoise excitant set messiness

I'm going to be one of those jews who marries a shiksa, probably. that's why we need to protect israel from getting arabpwned

Also, I'm sure all those ultra-orthos having 12 kids will preserve the jewish race for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403851)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Racy stead

>I'm going to be one of those jews, probably.

which do you mean, the intermarrying ones or the endogamous ones?

edit: nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403866)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: lavender stimulating cruise ship

it's gonna turn strange... the only ones reproducing in numbers are the Arabs and the Chareidi, who don't serve in the army (not much at least), are mostly uneducated and many many are on public assistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403896)



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Date: June 30th, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

North American aliyah, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23506307)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:27 PM
Author: Diverse chrome athletic conference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QoJGvEVogI

discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403634)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:29 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Reminds me of my shitlib South African relatives in the '80s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403660)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Diverse chrome athletic conference

i don't understand them. do they not see that they are racists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403690)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Don't understand who? The Swedes or that Paideia lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403694)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: Lime abode famous landscape painting

do you eat pork and ham?

do you observe seder?

have you ever worn a jew hat to a place of worship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403665)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Yeah, I've eaten pork.

I've gone to a few Seders. Don't scour the house for chametz or anything like that.

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403673)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:33 PM
Author: Lime abode famous landscape painting

then you, my friend, are 100% a chosen people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403692)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: talking office dopamine

Do you play golf? I've noticed that Jews don't really play golf. I'm going to ask my rabbi if its a sin or something. Eve wants us taking up either golf or tennis, and I'm all like "we're Jews, we don't do sports."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403699)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

Mini golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403709)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Racy stead

since when are jews averse to tennis? sounds like you don't know many jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403717)



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Date: June 15th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: talking office dopamine

I have less of an issue with tennis but I'd rather not do that too. Dressing up like WASPS and playing golf I definitely have a problem with. I want to punch dudes in golf shirts in the fucking mouth. I don't want to be them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23403727)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505508)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:22 PM
Author: Cocky hateful patrolman

1/8th bro?

That seems like a bit of a stretch.

People who are 1/8th black don't look black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505578)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac coffee pot people who are hurt

I don't look Jewish at all (except for slightly frizzy hair), but I'm more Jewish than Christopher Hitchens and he never shut up about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2282951&forum_id=2#23505618)