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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:05 PM Author: vigorous bronze dragon
I don't drink much post college unless I'm with my old college friends. I never really liked most bars and I'm not a fan of just having a few beers or whatever. I either drank a lot or not at all, and now its mostly not at all
I switched to snus for nicotine to hide my habit and not get eight different types of cancer
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Date: June 16th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: talking foreskin
Fuck you, I am not on meth, nor on any other stimulant save perfectly legal cappuccino. You're the one who has to hide his nicotine habit like some roughly raped schoolgirl stashing her torn panties into a special secrets box. For whose benefit? Que bono? You really think anyone gives a shit? I don't believe you even have a gun, faggot, because a man who can safely carry an eight pound, eighteen-inch penis firing five rounds of le grande mort would not be the same fearful primate who trembles to ask a bartender for a pitcher of beer without the protective screen of old college friends, who wrinkles his forehead with painful rationalizations about his theoretical hard-drinking exploits ("bro, I used to drink drain cleaner but those were my WILD days...").
Because if I did believe you had a gun, or indeed any ranged weapon, I would advise you to lube it nice and good, stick it up your ass, aim carefully for your tiny shriveled prostate, then squeeze the trigger slowly, relishing the recoil. This would not be legal advice; indeed, it would be medieval gallantry completely foreign to the modern legal profession. I expect you to laugh it off. I will laugh louder and longer, because I know what you also know: that you are terrified to fall asleep, because once you've exhausted yourself from another vigorous round of poasting-masturbating-poasting, night will haunt you with vivid impressions of how much more satisfying your life would have been if you had half the guts to follow the foregoing advice, you worthless coward.
No offense, bro, I hope we can still be friends.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23411618) |
Date: June 16th, 2013 11:38 PM Author: Excitant party of the first part
Never really understood the insecurity of people when it comes to those who don't drink. Who fucking cares? Assuming they're not preachy fucks, why does it matter to me if they're not drinking the same shit I am?
If it isn't pure insecurity, I'm not sure what it is.
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Date: June 17th, 2013 3:50 AM Author: talking foreskin
This is exactly the sort of uptight faggot behavior I had in mind. Notice the milquetoast effeminacy and prickly, easily wounded vanity of this reply. You can't identify exactly what's "sort of funny" about social norms, but by God, inarticulacy never stopped you from a cowardly insinuation before.
What exactly is "sort of funny" about expecting frivolity at party, rather than the dour abstinence of boring, long-winded, small-minded, anal-retentive puritans? And not just any old ascetics--you know, the sort of people who, fearful of drink, socialize at bookstores and coffee shops. No, this is the smug dullard who orders a soda at a bar. Sure, he might just sip his soda quietly and not say anything. Does that ever happen? Do unicorns exist? Nope, this shithead has to let everyone know he's earning a merit badge for sobriety. It's not the soda I object to, but the awkward mannerisms of the eternally contrarian hipster bore, of which this is one.
By the way, it's pretty sad that you admit to "talking shit" about people behind their back, like some fat neglected bridesmaid at a New Jersey wedding. It confirms my earlier assessment that you're a spineless toad who fights like a dumb slut (and probably takes it up the ass like one, too). Real men aren't afraid to call out shit behavior when they see it. Sorry your dad died or left or whatever, but it's still a little weird you didn't have any good male role models growing up. The only redeeming feature about your second paragraph is that maybe you're lying, had no friends in college, and thus had no opportunity to act on this shameful will-to-gossip hen instinct.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2283904&forum_id=2#23413232) |
Date: June 17th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: elite lascivious sanctuary famous landscape painting
I don't like pot, it's gay.
I used to smoke cigarettes, I stopped because they're a waste of money.
I used to drink all the time, I get awful hangover now and it makes you fat/bitchmade and dulls the mind. Now I just drink moderately like once/month and don't drink at all otherwise.
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Date: June 17th, 2013 8:14 PM Author: High-end abusive pocket flask mediation
i wish i didnt drink or smoke
pissed away too much money doing both
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