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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: puce tank Got an offer today. Formally accepting tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426232) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: chrome gay wizard how did an employer hire you without googling your name once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426268) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:14 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426284) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: flushed boistinker corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426302) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: puce tank I've never googled anyone. Maybe they didn't think it necessary when they had me consent to a pro background check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426307) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: razzle kitchen board psychos grossly overestimate the significance of this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426311) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: chrome gay wizard There's a 100% chance Doobs' employer is going to get anonymously emailed by someone on this board within a month of him starting employment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426318) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: odious headpube the NSA has bigger fish to fry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426342) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating tanning salon twinkling uncleanness in on BMC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426369) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: odious headpube he'll be in ft meade, you two can hang out all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426398) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: vigorous cheese-eating tanning salon twinkling uncleanness ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426595) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: odious headpube ever been to collipark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426819) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: razzle kitchen "sup bro. doobs is a bad dood. check out this poast from ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.," (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426354) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: chrome gay wizard Your employer does x y z and here is proof and some of it is really bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426367) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: razzle kitchen proof: the poast right under the one titled "nigger nigger nigger" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426390) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:56 AM Author: dead umber area Employer: Who is "doobz allen hamilton" and why should I believe you that it's [doobs real name]? u: post |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:44 PM Author: heady maniacal sex offender Like that shit would automatically get dumped in the trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426780) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:43 PM Author: heady maniacal sex offender The whole google stalking by employers is really overblown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426754) |
Date: June 18th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: vivacious charcoal business firm queen of the night do you plan to fuck before work, or after coming home? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426299) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: puce tank I don't think I'll have this dilemma for awhile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426314) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: vivacious charcoal business firm queen of the night explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426356) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: puce tank No gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426376) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: vivacious charcoal business firm queen of the night wasn't there some ginger girl desperate to fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426429) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: puce tank I didn't kiss her and she's been cold since then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426455) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse because YOU REJECTED HER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426822) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration details please.
was it that job you were poasting about the other day? |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: puce tank I forget what I posted the other day. Not sharing too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426325) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration well why did you make this thread then.
care to at least share the field you're in? |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: puce tank SALES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426346) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration just do sales bro congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426353) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:22 PM Author: puce tank Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426405) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:00 PM Author: Big lettuce chapel So, how worthless is your UG degree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429486) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: primrose stage wrinkle wait a couple weeks, you don't want to appear disperate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426315) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: frozen hideous theatre useless brakes The name change to ********* worked brother. Congratulations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426321) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: puce tank I laughed but please edit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426333) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: frozen hideous theatre useless brakes Man I thought that'd be discrete enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426347) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:17 PM Author: chrome gay wizard So you are staying in Buffalo and then applying OOS to midwest law schools. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426323) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration he should just go to SUNY buffalo law. cheapish and he's already there anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426341) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: puce tank Top few people get BIGLAW if they want it and are, at most, only 50k in LS debt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426370) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration Yeah I guess "at most" if they are all on full scholarships since cost of living for 3 years would be at least that much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426395) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:22 PM Author: Razzmatazz meetinghouse ape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SeL6i3sHM0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426411) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:27 PM Author: puce tank Haha. The top student this year didn't get/take BIGLAW, instead she opted for a local place, not quite shit law though. Someone else got Cahill but has good pedigree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426499) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 2:35 AM Author: appetizing double fault piazza (totally normal guy who monitors the career outcomes of his super TTT school's super TTT law school)
the fact that you know what cahill is is just fucking pathetic you beady-eyed loser. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: primrose stage wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426358) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:10 PM Author: Jet-lagged erotic base death wish Wait...what? You're in Buffalo? There's no business in Buffalo so surely this is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429519) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: avocado bossy plaza fat ankles congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426336) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:20 PM Author: puce tank Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: gold trailer park affirmative action NYC? Or where you are now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426343) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: puce tank Same old place but I'll be asked to travel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426385) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:21 PM Author: gold trailer park affirmative action Cool. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426392) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: puce tank Thanks Rina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426426) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Jade twisted main people We still hanging out when you're in NYC in two weeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426416) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: puce tank Not sure where you got that idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426435) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse congrats bro!
between this and that girl things are going very well for you |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:24 PM Author: puce tank I think I've lost her. In other news, hanging out with a different girl at her apt on Friday. We've invited Mormon missionaries. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426448) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse for the lulz or for real?
how did you lose her? |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:28 PM Author: puce tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426517) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse she's only miffed, you didn't blow your chance. not at all. here's what you do:
hit her up late on a weekend night, ask her to come over for drinks. very simply, should sound like a booty call almost, don't send more than one txt and make the conversation short.
when she shows up, give her a drink, but within 5 minutes, kiss her. sack up and do it, and do it right, without hesitation.
her problem right now is she thinks you're not interested, or only kind of but not really interested. this girl, remember, said she was going to fuck you. for you not to kiss her? no greater rejection in the world for a girl of that type (the type that tells you they're going to fuck you ahead of time). she has never ever ever even once thought about the car situation or any bullshit like that.
do the above and you send an unmistakable signal that you are, in fact, very interested. anything more timid won't make it through and you'll continue thinking you "blew your chance". |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:29 PM Author: puce tank We're not going to be dicks. I'm kinda Mormon so it could be a good convo.
Redhead wanted a kiss and I bailed. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse see above re: redhead
why'd you invite them over? interested in converting? |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:42 PM Author: puce tank Ty that sounds right and I never thought of it as rejection. Fuarck.
It was her idea. I think she just wants to see me be funny and talk to them. She suggested it after watching BofM. Like I said, I'm not going to be a dick. There are missionaries in my family. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:47 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse it was unmitigated, flagrant rejection. she feels like shit. she's being cold to protect herself from further hurt.
sack up and go get it, show her in a very obvious, unmistakable way that you're into her. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:50 PM Author: puce tank What should I make of what's going on with other girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426882) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse can't say from what you've posted. why the hell are you giving up on the redhead? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23427000) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:04 AM Author: puce tank I'm not. Not going to assume the best though only to be disappointed. Isn't it good to have feelers out there?
This chick has a bf, has gone out with me a couple times, and must think I'm a good dood; she's shy and aspie but opened up to me quicker than with almost any. People were shocked. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:59 AM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration wtf is wrong with you. all the chicks you hang out with have boyfriends and the one chick that doesn't you don't want to hang out with?
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:05 AM Author: puce tank I want to hang out with her! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429267) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration that's fine i guess but why don't you try to rekindle things with redhead also (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429274) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: puce tank That's who I mean, she doesn't have a bf (anymore). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429281) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:20 AM Author: Nighttime impertinent therapy internal respiration Ok but above it sounded like you were giving up. But why are you hanging out with chick who has a BF who obviously doesn't view you romantically? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429319) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: puce tank I won't tell myself that she doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429541) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:49 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse see i never did this kind of stuff because i don't have the heart for it. can't be an asshole, never been able to. i feel too bad.
you want to play it right? you need to make it a comedy show, with them as the unwitting victims. you don't angry atheist them or anything like that, you string the along with some bullshit line of questioning. see the mormon missionary chat thread for examples.
that's if you're trying to get laid. obviously this girl is into guys being an asshole to people she thinks dumber than she. you gotta play that up if you want to get with her. if you go in being a nice guy she will lose interest. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:53 PM Author: puce tank She has a bf but he is moving far away soon.
I make her laugh really hard but I'm never an ass. If anything I'll ask serious theological questions and make it a real conversation. Maybe joke about things but not in a condescending way. Having her bake for them. |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:55 PM Author: Mint irradiated whorehouse mormon missionaries are not even close to equipped to have a "serious theological discussion"
focus on making her laugh, that should be your only goal |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:07 AM Author: Racy brilliant set weed whacker One second, you are "kind of Mormon." I didn't think witchcraft and Mormonism mixed very often. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429272) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:13 AM Author: puce tank The witch thing is a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429280) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:16 AM Author: Talented masturbator You really should let this die, dude. If you're smart, you'll edit this post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429296) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:17 AM Author: Talented masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429305) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:16 AM Author: Racy brilliant set weed whacker Then why is your mom leaving reviews on Amazon announcing her witchcraft and your awkwardness to the world? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429297) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:34 PM Author: autistic underhanded nursing home toilet seat private or public sector brah? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426579) |
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Date: June 18th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: puce tank Private (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23426647) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:53 AM Author: puce tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429220) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 10:57 AM Author: dead umber area congratulations, brother it's a glorious day when one of my millennial bros cops dat jerb |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:04 AM Author: puce tank copped dat office 9-5, no weekends and decent benefits (like gym membership), with solid base (won't allow me to save much but I'll live comfortably) and escalating bonuses
They understand that I may want to leave in a year for more school and would grant me a LOA. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:15 AM Author: Talented masturbator lol just lol at you thinking you have a real job. 'solid base' enjoy your 20k a year bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429291) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:17 AM Author: puce tank Why aren't you happy for me? You want to tear down everything I have. Cattier than earl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429304) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:18 AM Author: Talented masturbator I, and others, have tried so hard to help you but you just refuse to listen to anyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429306) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:19 AM Author: puce tank Why would I listen to someone who belittles me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429312) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:20 AM Author: Talented masturbator Used to be a begrudging yet pitiful supporter.
But you're so fucking dumb. You're outed in a bad way, claim it bothers you, posted saying you would leave, never left, still mention your family, have had your family contacted, etc. Everyday, you're berated on board. You can't even go pumo and chill.
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:21 AM Author: puce tank Thanks for telling me my job isn't a real one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429323) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: Talented masturbator Look above. Happy you have a job but you keep using words that implies it's a serious career. Enjoy working for a year but don't treat it like it's real life. Hopefully SALES helps you talk to people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429327) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:24 AM Author: puce tank I'm intentionally being vague about what I'll be doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429332) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:27 AM Author: Talented masturbator Then don't post fucking details. Just be like, 'got that HEADHUNTING job i was talking about, pretty excited, will make enough money to live, not enough to save, and i get a gym membership'. instead you want to parse it with BONUSes and BENEFITS and shit like that. jfc it's annoying and the fact that you don't see why is further evidence of your failure to be self aware. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429345) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:40 AM Author: puce tank I was responding to a poster who seemed almost as excited as I am.
Sent you an email. |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:10 AM Author: Racy brilliant set weed whacker I;m sure things will go splendidly once you start stalking the underage children of your boss/co-workers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429276) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:44 AM Author: heady maniacal sex offender board unemployeds officially have no excuse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429416) |
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Date: June 19th, 2013 11:45 AM Author: primrose stage wrinkle cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2285949&forum_id=2#23429421) |