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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
tell me
poppy jap water buffalo
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
lol tyft
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Amethyst theater potus
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
vivacious place of business death wish
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal
  05/12/15
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Aphrodisiac brilliant brunch half-breed
  05/12/15
so underrated
Nubile coffee pot electric furnace
  01/19/16
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Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead
  06/07/17
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slate vengeful plaza mediation
  03/31/18
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Turquoise Excitant Box Office
  07/18/18
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hyperactive histrionic shitlib ladyboy
  07/18/18
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abnormal patrolman
  12/16/21
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big volcanic crater
  02/16/23
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beady-eyed kitchen ratface
  12/11/24
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Pearly dilemma
  06/11/25
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olive church building
  08/12/25
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Cerebral chest-beating weed whacker
  08/12/25
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Pearly dilemma
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Buff Balding Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Crystalline underhanded persian
  08/14/13
lmao
poppy jap water buffalo
  05/12/15
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Doobsian Digit Ratio
  12/11/24
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beady-eyed kitchen ratface
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Buff Balding Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Unhinged Gaming Laptop
  08/14/13
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high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Misunderstood stag film french chef
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
rofl
poppy jap water buffalo
  08/14/13
180
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
rofl
mentally impaired boiling water school cafeteria
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
twinkling lascivious location incel
  08/14/13
lol
Territorial Heaven Becky
  08/14/13
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nudist genital piercing
  08/14/13
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Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead
  03/10/14
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Aquamarine Adventurous Associate
  03/24/21
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big volcanic crater
  02/16/23
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olive church building
  08/12/25
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crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
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high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
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crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Crystalline underhanded persian
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
best of thread
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
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sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
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beady-eyed kitchen ratface
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
beady-eyed kitchen ratface
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
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high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
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high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
lake elite fortuitous meteor nowag
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Crystalline underhanded persian
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Drab Sound Barrier Sanctuary
  08/14/13
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poppy jap water buffalo
  08/14/13
180
stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Fiercely-loyal dog poop internal respiration
  08/14/13
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nudist genital piercing
  08/15/13
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Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/17/13
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Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal
  01/19/16
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slate vengeful plaza mediation
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Drab Sound Barrier Sanctuary
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
lol
geriatric arousing legal warrant
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
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sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Walnut french twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/13
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Blue hateful cuckoldry
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
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heady yellow rigpig
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
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sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
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vibrant jewess
  09/11/13
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vibrant jewess
  02/16/23
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Aquamarine Adventurous Associate
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
maize marvelous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Misunderstood stag film french chef
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Misunderstood stag film french chef
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
adulterous church
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Glittery generalized bond
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
maize marvelous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Library Giraffe
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Flushed supple spot
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
whatever
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Dashing rough-skinned liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
lol
stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
180
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
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Avocado brethren dopamine
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
crusty effete den goal in life
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Floppy Public Bath
  08/14/13
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Floppy Public Bath
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
lol tyft
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
...
comical marketing idea immigrant
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Spectacular idea he suggested forum
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
at-the-ready insane university dysfunction
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
abnormal patrolman
  08/14/13
165
Contagious hilarious headpube point
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
lmao
high-end garnet parlor cuckold
  08/14/13
...
Swashbuckling Library Giraffe
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Idiotic abusive senate
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
ocher ceo
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
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Floppy Public Bath
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
Pics?
Exciting fear-inspiring set
  08/14/13
link?
Doobsian Digit Ratio
  08/17/13
...
poppy jap water buffalo
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
umber 180 shrine therapy
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Wonderful meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
topaz corner blood rage
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Dark irradiated gunner
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
bespoke impertinent base
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
red candlestick maker faggotry
  08/14/13
Underrated
Contagious hilarious headpube point
  08/15/13
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Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
bespoke impertinent base
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
red candlestick maker faggotry
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
hairraiser jet foreskin
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
sooty rebellious macaca psychic
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
titillating preventive strike
  08/14/13
lol
Territorial Heaven Becky
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
titillating preventive strike
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Territorial Heaven Becky
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
titillating preventive strike
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
bespoke impertinent base
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Rose degenerate
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
maize marvelous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Duck-like Irate Menage
  08/14/13
180
Narrow-minded State Wrinkle
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Territorial Heaven Becky
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
nudist genital piercing
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Territorial Heaven Becky
  08/14/13
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shaky station
  08/14/13
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Snowy passionate lodge
  08/14/13
180
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
...
red candlestick maker faggotry
  08/15/13
...
topaz corner blood rage
  08/17/13
...
puce reading party
  09/11/13
Lmao
Cyan Electric House
  06/07/17
...
olive church building
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling casino
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
shaky station
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
thirsty deranged boltzmann
  08/14/13
lol
talented hall halford
  08/14/13
...
Smoky Native Son Of Senegal
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
overrated sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
180
Milky motley pozpig trump supporter
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
chrome temple
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Purple principal's office pervert
  08/17/13
poignant
Pale self-centered rehab
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
alcoholic national
  08/17/13
...
shaky station
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
puce reading party
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
vibrant jewess
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
hairraiser jet foreskin
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
vivacious place of business death wish
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Magical Multi-colored Theatre Selfie
  12/28/13
...
Primrose field
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
spruce trip mental disorder messiness
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Hyperventilating gas station tank
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Demanding Home
  03/10/14
...
Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Walnut french twinkling uncleanness
  05/12/15
...
Black pit dragon
  01/19/16
...
nudist genital piercing
  10/25/17
...
Doobsian Digit Ratio
  11/29/15
...
Doobsian Digit Ratio
  12/23/15
...
Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal
  01/05/16
...
Doobsian Digit Ratio
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Glassy resort organic girlfriend
  06/07/17
...
Black pit dragon
  09/22/17
...
Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
ultramarine outnumbered site
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
filthy step-uncle's house mexican
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
ultramarine outnumbered site
  07/18/18
...
Aquamarine Adventurous Associate
  04/30/19
...
Doobsian Digit Ratio
  06/21/20
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Doobsian Digit Ratio
  06/23/20
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awkward charismatic corn cake antidepressant drug
  07/11/20
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Aquamarine Adventurous Associate
  12/16/21
...
Aquamarine Adventurous Associate
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: poppy jap water buffalo

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Amethyst theater potus

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious place of business death wish

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant brunch half-breed



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Nubile coffee pot electric furnace

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: slate vengeful plaza mediation



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Turquoise Excitant Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: hyperactive histrionic shitlib ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: abnormal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: big volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Pearly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cerebral chest-beating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Pearly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Buff Balding Ticket Booth

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Crystalline underhanded persian

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: poppy jap water buffalo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Buff Balding Ticket Booth

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Unhinged Gaming Laptop

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood stag film french chef

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: poppy jap water buffalo

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired boiling water school cafeteria

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: twinkling lascivious location incel

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Territorial Heaven Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: nudist genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: big volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Crystalline underhanded persian

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen ratface

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lake elite fortuitous meteor nowag

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Crystalline underhanded persian

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Drab Sound Barrier Sanctuary

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: poppy jap water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal dog poop internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: nudist genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: slate vengeful plaza mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Drab Sound Barrier Sanctuary

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: geriatric arousing legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Walnut french twinkling uncleanness

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Blue hateful cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: heady yellow rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: vibrant jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: maize marvelous haunted graveyard

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood stag film french chef

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood stag film french chef

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: adulterous church

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery generalized bond

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: maize marvelous haunted graveyard

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Library Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Flushed supple spot

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Dashing rough-skinned liquid oxygen

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Avocado brethren dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: crusty effete den goal in life

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Floppy Public Bath

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Floppy Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: comical marketing idea immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: stimulating silver whorehouse yarmulke

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested forum

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: at-the-ready insane university dysfunction

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: abnormal patrolman

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Contagious hilarious headpube point

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: high-end garnet parlor cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Library Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Idiotic abusive senate

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: ocher ceo

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Floppy Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Exciting fear-inspiring set

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: poppy jap water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: umber 180 shrine therapy

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Wonderful meetinghouse

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: topaz corner blood rage

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: talented hall halford

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: talented hall halford

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: talented hall halford

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Dark irradiated gunner

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: bespoke impertinent base

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: talented hall halford

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: red candlestick maker faggotry

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Contagious hilarious headpube point

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Mewling mauve doctorate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: bespoke impertinent base

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: red candlestick maker faggotry

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: hairraiser jet foreskin

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: sooty rebellious macaca psychic

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: titillating preventive strike

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Territorial Heaven Becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: titillating preventive strike

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Territorial Heaven Becky

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: titillating preventive strike

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: bespoke impertinent base

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Rose degenerate

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: maize marvelous haunted graveyard

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Duck-like Irate Menage

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded State Wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Territorial Heaven Becky

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: nudist genital piercing

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Territorial Heaven Becky

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: shaky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Snowy passionate lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: talented hall halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: red candlestick maker faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: topaz corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: puce reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Cyan Electric House

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: olive church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling casino

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: shaky station

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: thirsty deranged boltzmann

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: talented hall halford

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Smoky Native Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: overrated sweet tailpipe

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Milky motley pozpig trump supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: chrome temple

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Purple principal's office pervert

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Pale self-centered rehab

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: alcoholic national

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: shaky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: puce reading party

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: vibrant jewess

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser jet foreskin

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious place of business death wish

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Magical Multi-colored Theatre Selfie

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Primrose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: spruce trip mental disorder messiness

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating gas station tank

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Demanding Home

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Walnut french twinkling uncleanness

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Black pit dragon



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: nudist genital piercing



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Pungent Lay Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Glassy resort organic girlfriend

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Black pit dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle Sinister Sandwich People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: ultramarine outnumbered site

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: filthy step-uncle's house mexican

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: ultramarine outnumbered site

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Doobsian Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: awkward charismatic corn cake antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Adventurous Associate



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