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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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sinister point
  08/14/13
tell me
Mustard Property
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
sinister point
  08/14/13
lol tyft
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
laughsome purple potus
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Flirting drunken church partner
  12/28/13
fucking lol
spectacular cocky faggotry
  05/12/15
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Hairless Native
  05/12/15
so underrated
Cerise adventurous wagecucks
  01/19/16
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Startled Forum Crotch
  06/07/17
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dashing telephone
  03/31/18
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dun metal menage
  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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Salmon gaping
  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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Vigorous Incel
  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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charismatic becky
  08/12/25
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Doobsian Chocolate Nibblets Community Account
  08/12/25
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out-of-control feces turdskin
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
crusty voyeur
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Godawful Piazza
  08/14/13
lmao
Mustard Property
  05/12/15
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abnormal field
  12/11/24
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Vigorous Incel
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
crusty voyeur
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
vengeful thriller theatre
  08/14/13
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violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
sinister point
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Brass provocative abode stain
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
sinister point
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
rofl
Mustard Property
  08/14/13
180
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
rofl
Federal talented spot
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Odious hairy legs
  08/14/13
lol
marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim
  08/14/13
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honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman
  08/14/13
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Startled Forum Crotch
  03/10/14
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  03/24/21
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Wonderful dark cuckold corner
  02/16/23
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charismatic becky
  08/12/25
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fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
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violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
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fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
sinister point
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Godawful Piazza
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
best of thread
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
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cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
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Vigorous Incel
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Vigorous Incel
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
sinister point
  08/14/13
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violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
sinister point
  08/14/13
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violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
sinister point
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
soul-stirring maniacal home
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Godawful Piazza
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
floppy nursing home immigrant
  08/14/13
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Mustard Property
  08/14/13
180
scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested
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vivacious outnumbered stage pocket flask
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honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman
  08/15/13
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sinister point
  08/17/13
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spectacular cocky faggotry
  01/19/16
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dashing telephone
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
floppy nursing home immigrant
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
lol
abusive weed whacker station
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
sinister point
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
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cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Comical multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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angry slippery yarmulke
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
sinister point
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
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Bossy gaped business firm
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
sinister point
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
sinister point
  08/14/13
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cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
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thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot
  09/11/13
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thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot
  02/16/23
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
sinister point
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Brass provocative abode stain
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Brass provocative abode stain
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
razzmatazz parlor
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
exciting stag film
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
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Pea-brained Unhinged Death Wish
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Carmine step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
whatever
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Concupiscible slap-happy gay wizard
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
sinister point
  08/14/13
lol
scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
sinister point
  08/14/13
180
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
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180 antidepressant drug regret
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
fear-inspiring library
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
sinister point
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
histrionic brethren
  08/14/13
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histrionic brethren
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
sinister point
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
lol tyft
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
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Iridescent twisted shrine
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
walnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
shivering spruce national pisswyrm
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Salmon gaping
  08/14/13
165
emerald tantric space scourge upon the earth
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
sinister point
  08/14/13
lmao
violent hell tattoo
  08/14/13
...
Pea-brained Unhinged Death Wish
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Heady meetinghouse generalized bond
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Garnet theater stage messiness
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
sinister point
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
sinister point
  08/14/13
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histrionic brethren
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
Pics?
deep dilemma really tough guy
  08/14/13
link?
abnormal field
  08/17/13
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Mustard Property
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
aphrodisiac judgmental site
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
razzle nofapping old irish cottage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Aromatic cordovan haunted graveyard striped hyena
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Gold Temple
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker
  08/14/13
Underrated
emerald tantric space scourge upon the earth
  08/15/13
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Startled Forum Crotch
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Gold Temple
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Rose frisky nowag
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
cowardly base son of senegal
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
seedy hissy fit toaster
  08/14/13
lol
marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
seedy hissy fit toaster
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
seedy hissy fit toaster
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Gold Temple
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
racy nubile institution hominid
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Contagious volcanic crater trailer park
  08/14/13
180
pearly supple public bath
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim
  08/14/13
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Bespoke laser beams
  08/14/13
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Erotic rehab tank
  08/14/13
180
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker
  08/15/13
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Aromatic cordovan haunted graveyard striped hyena
  08/17/13
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Galvanic ticket booth alpha
  09/11/13
Lmao
ultramarine french ratface
  06/07/17
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charismatic becky
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
zombie-like transparent associate boiling water
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Bespoke laser beams
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
peach cumskin
  08/14/13
lol
Fishy insane orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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carnelian beta famous landscape painting puppy
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Hyperventilating Cuckoldry Milk
  08/14/13
180
translucent circlehead
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
glassy state personal credit line
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
pale theater
  08/17/13
poignant
apoplectic khaki lay cuck
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Stirring church building
  08/17/13
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Bespoke laser beams
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Galvanic ticket booth alpha
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Rose frisky nowag
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Flirting drunken church partner
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Pearl Glittery Masturbator Center
  12/28/13
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Smoky location
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
claret karate
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
primrose halford
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Lascivious shitlib den
  03/10/14
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spectacular cocky faggotry
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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  05/12/15
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  01/19/16
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abnormal field
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abnormal field
  12/23/15
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spectacular cocky faggotry
  01/05/16
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abnormal field
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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Bistre newt
  09/22/17
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sinister point
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
sickened gay stock car garrison
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
obsidian trip gunner
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: sinister point



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mustard Property

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sinister point

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: laughsome purple potus

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Flirting drunken church partner

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: spectacular cocky faggotry

fucking lol

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: out-of-control feces turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Doobsian Chocolate Nibblets Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: out-of-control feces turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: crusty voyeur

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Godawful Piazza

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mustard Property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: abnormal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: crusty voyeur

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vengeful thriller theatre

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: sinister point

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Brass provocative abode stain

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: sinister point

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: sinister point

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Mustard Property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Federal talented spot

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Odious hairy legs

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Startled Forum Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: blue bbw water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Wonderful dark cuckold corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: sinister point

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Godawful Piazza

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Incel

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: sinister point

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sinister point

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: sinister point

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring maniacal home

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Godawful Piazza

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: floppy nursing home immigrant

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Mustard Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: vivacious outnumbered stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: sinister point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: spectacular cocky faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: floppy nursing home immigrant

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: abusive weed whacker station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Comical multi-billionaire

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: angry slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Bossy gaped business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: sinister point

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: blue bbw water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sinister point

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Brass provocative abode stain

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Brass provocative abode stain

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz parlor

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: exciting stag film

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Carmine step-uncle's house

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible slap-happy gay wizard

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: sinister point

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sinister point

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring library

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: sinister point

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: sinister point

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: histrionic brethren

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: histrionic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: sinister point

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: sinister point

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Iridescent twisted shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest queen of the night idea he suggested

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: walnut preventive strike

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: shivering spruce national pisswyrm

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Salmon gaping

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: emerald tantric space scourge upon the earth

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: violent hell tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained Unhinged Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Heady meetinghouse generalized bond

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Garnet theater stage messiness

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sinister point

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: sinister point

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: histrionic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: deep dilemma really tough guy

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: abnormal field

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Mustard Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac judgmental site

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: razzle nofapping old irish cottage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Aromatic cordovan haunted graveyard striped hyena

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: arousing aggressive organic girlfriend whorehouse

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Gold Temple

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: emerald tantric space scourge upon the earth

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Startled Forum Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Gold Temple

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Rose frisky nowag

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cowardly base son of senegal

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: seedy hissy fit toaster

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: seedy hissy fit toaster

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: seedy hissy fit toaster

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Gold Temple

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: racy nubile institution hominid

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy mauve trump supporter

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious volcanic crater trailer park

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: pearly supple public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: marvelous snowy party of the first part goyim

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Bespoke laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Erotic rehab tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Tripping chest-beating clown boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Aromatic cordovan haunted graveyard striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: ultramarine french ratface

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: charismatic becky



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: zombie-like transparent associate boiling water

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Bespoke laser beams

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: peach cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Fishy insane orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: carnelian beta famous landscape painting puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Cuckoldry Milk

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: translucent circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: glassy state personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: pale theater

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: apoplectic khaki lay cuck

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Stirring church building

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Bespoke laser beams



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth alpha

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle idiot

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Rose frisky nowag

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Flirting drunken church partner

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Pearl Glittery Masturbator Center

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Smoky location



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: claret karate

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: primrose halford

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Lascivious shitlib den

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: spectacular cocky faggotry



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Comical multi-billionaire

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Bistre newt



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: honey-headed exhilarant skinny woman



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: abnormal field



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: abnormal field



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: spectacular cocky faggotry



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: abnormal field



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating underhanded crackhouse

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Bistre newt



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: sinister point



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: sickened gay stock car garrison

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: obsidian trip gunner

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: sickened gay stock car garrison

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Author: blue bbw water buffalo



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: abnormal field



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: abnormal field



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: misanthropic plaza roast beef



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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