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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
tell me
lavender cruise ship
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
doobsian market community account
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
pearl idiot trailer park
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Brass massive philosopher-king national
  05/12/15
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Comical trust fund ladyboy
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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  06/07/17
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  03/31/18
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  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
obsidian sick center marketing idea
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets
  08/14/13
lmao
lavender cruise ship
  05/12/15
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Rose floppy den black woman
  12/11/24
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Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
obsidian sick center marketing idea
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Vigorous box office coldplay fan
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
harsh olive psychic
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
rofl
lavender cruise ship
  08/14/13
180
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
rofl
Excitant Gas Station
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
hairraiser goyim home
  08/14/13
lol
swollen school cafeteria hominid
  08/14/13
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Transparent aromatic dysfunction
  08/14/13
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claret clown
  03/10/14
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  03/24/21
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hyperactive kitty cat church
  02/16/23
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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House-broken stage
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
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House-broken stage
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
House-broken stage
  08/14/13
best of thread
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
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Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
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Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
stimulating honey-headed public bath
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Appetizing Stead Antidepressant Drug
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lavender cruise ship
  08/14/13
180
Blathering hilarious set
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Transparent aromatic dysfunction
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misanthropic menage
  08/17/13
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Brass massive philosopher-king national
  01/19/16
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hideous corner mad cow disease
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Appetizing Stead Antidepressant Drug
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
lol
violet brunch
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
House-broken stage
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
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Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Bateful address juggernaut
  08/14/13
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razzmatazz rigpig garrison
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
House-broken stage
  08/14/13
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thriller talking immigrant
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
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Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
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boyish cordovan hell
  09/11/13
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boyish cordovan hell
  02/16/23
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Frozen pit jewess
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
harsh olive psychic
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
harsh olive psychic
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Curious chartreuse kitchen
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Red partner
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Frozen pit jewess
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
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lake fragrant pocket flask
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
ruddy temple
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
whatever
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Gay location sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
House-broken stage
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
lol
Blathering hilarious set
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
180
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
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domesticated 180 point preventive strike
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
House-broken stage
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
diverse pink stag film new version
  08/14/13
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diverse pink stag film new version
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
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Motley degenerate
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Blathering hilarious set
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Arrogant Old Irish Cottage Chad
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Nubile space yarmulke
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone
  08/14/13
165
ivory deep parlor ceo
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
lmao
Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy
  08/14/13
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lake fragrant pocket flask
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Beta site
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
cerise mexican dingle berry
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
misanthropic menage
  08/14/13
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diverse pink stag film new version
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
Pics?
flickering hospital
  08/14/13
link?
Rose floppy den black woman
  08/17/13
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lavender cruise ship
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Carmine Dashing House
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Translucent Property Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Underhanded Glittery Windowlicker
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
dull angry theatre becky
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
irradiated spruce goal in life state
  08/14/13
Underrated
ivory deep parlor ceo
  08/15/13
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claret clown
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
irradiated spruce goal in life state
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
cracking clear nursing home
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
passionate azn lay
  08/14/13
lol
swollen school cafeteria hominid
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
passionate azn lay
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
swollen school cafeteria hominid
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
passionate azn lay
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Charismatic impertinent nowag piazza
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Frozen pit jewess
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Pearly electric furnace
  08/14/13
180
adventurous ebony gunner
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
swollen school cafeteria hominid
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Transparent aromatic dysfunction
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
swollen school cafeteria hominid
  08/14/13
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Maize station hairy legs
  08/14/13
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arousing volcanic crater rehab
  08/14/13
180
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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irradiated spruce goal in life state
  08/15/13
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Underhanded Glittery Windowlicker
  08/17/13
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Heady locale national security agency
  09/11/13
Lmao
Talented hall
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
opaque hyperventilating corn cake
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Maize station hairy legs
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Medicated embarrassed to the bone office factory reset button
  08/14/13
lol
Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
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self-absorbed wagecucks candlestick maker
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Aphrodisiac fanboi doctorate
  08/14/13
180
cerebral zippy tanning salon
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
deranged vivacious theater
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
self-centered supple field
  08/17/13
poignant
Bespoke mind-boggling tank
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
marvelous kink-friendly wrinkle
  08/17/13
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Maize station hairy legs
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Heady locale national security agency
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
boyish cordovan hell
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
cracking clear nursing home
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
pearl idiot trailer park
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
coiffed narrow-minded area reading party
  12/28/13
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Sadistic sapphire bawdyhouse
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Unholy Duck-like Private Investor
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
mischievous pervert
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Histrionic idea he suggested pistol
  03/10/14
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Brass massive philosopher-king national
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Bateful address juggernaut
  05/12/15
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umber boltzmann church building
  01/19/16
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Transparent aromatic dysfunction
  10/25/17
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Rose floppy den black woman
  11/29/15
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Rose floppy den black woman
  12/23/15
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Brass massive philosopher-king national
  01/05/16
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Rose floppy den black woman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Bright Metal Sanctuary
  06/07/17
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umber boltzmann church building
  09/22/17
...
misanthropic menage
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Plum toilet seat resort
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Dun spectacular lodge sandwich
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Plum toilet seat resort
  07/18/18
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  04/30/19
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Rose floppy den black woman
  06/21/20
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Rose floppy den black woman
  06/23/20
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laughsome base pozpig
  07/11/20
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  12/16/21
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razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: misanthropic menage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: doobsian market community account

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: pearl idiot trailer park

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Brass massive philosopher-king national

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Comical trust fund ladyboy



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: saffron contagious forum

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive kitty cat church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: vibrant grizzly university mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: obsidian sick center marketing idea

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: obsidian sick center marketing idea

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vigorous box office coldplay fan

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: harsh olive psychic

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Excitant Gas Station

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: hairraiser goyim home

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: swollen school cafeteria hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Transparent aromatic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: claret clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: hyperactive kitty cat church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: House-broken stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: House-broken stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: House-broken stage

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Unhinged magenta stage famous landscape painting

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: stimulating honey-headed public bath

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Topaz anal meetinghouse nibblets

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Stead Antidepressant Drug

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Blathering hilarious set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: multi-colored sweet tailpipe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Transparent aromatic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: misanthropic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Brass massive philosopher-king national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: hideous corner mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Appetizing Stead Antidepressant Drug

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: violet brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: House-broken stage

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Bateful address juggernaut

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: House-broken stage

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: thriller talking immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: boyish cordovan hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: boyish cordovan hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Frozen pit jewess

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: ruddy temple

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: harsh olive psychic

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: harsh olive psychic

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Curious chartreuse kitchen

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Red partner

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: ruddy temple

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Frozen pit jewess

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: lake fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: ruddy temple

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: ruddy temple

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: ruddy temple

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: ruddy temple

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: ruddy temple

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: ruddy temple

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Gay location sound barrier

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: House-broken stage

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Blathering hilarious set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: domesticated 180 point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: House-broken stage

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: diverse pink stag film new version

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: diverse pink stag film new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Motley degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Blathering hilarious set

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Arrogant Old Irish Cottage Chad

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Nubile space yarmulke

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Drab jet-lagged cumskin telephone

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: ivory deep parlor ceo

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bearded orchestra pit therapy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: lake fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Beta site

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cerise mexican dingle berry

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: misanthropic menage

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: diverse pink stag film new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: flickering hospital

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Carmine Dashing House

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Translucent Property Travel Guidebook

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Underhanded Glittery Windowlicker

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: dull angry theatre becky

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: irradiated spruce goal in life state

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: ivory deep parlor ceo

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: claret clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: irradiated spruce goal in life state

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cracking clear nursing home

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Frisky odious affirmative action crackhouse

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: passionate azn lay

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: swollen school cafeteria hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: passionate azn lay

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: swollen school cafeteria hominid

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: passionate azn lay

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Silver Fat Ankles Dilemma

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Charismatic impertinent nowag piazza

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Frozen pit jewess

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Pearly electric furnace

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: adventurous ebony gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: swollen school cafeteria hominid

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Transparent aromatic dysfunction

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: swollen school cafeteria hominid

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Maize station hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: arousing volcanic crater rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: irradiated spruce goal in life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Underhanded Glittery Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Heady locale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Talented hall

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: opaque hyperventilating corn cake

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Maize station hairy legs

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Medicated embarrassed to the bone office factory reset button

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Electric carnelian heaven sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed wagecucks candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fanboi doctorate

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: cerebral zippy tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: deranged vivacious theater

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: self-centered supple field

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bespoke mind-boggling tank

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly wrinkle

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Maize station hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Heady locale national security agency

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: boyish cordovan hell

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: cracking clear nursing home

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: pearl idiot trailer park

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: coiffed narrow-minded area reading party

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sadistic sapphire bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Unholy Duck-like Private Investor

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: mischievous pervert

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Histrionic idea he suggested pistol

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Brass massive philosopher-king national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Bateful address juggernaut

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: umber boltzmann church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Transparent aromatic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Brass massive philosopher-king national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bright Metal Sanctuary

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: umber boltzmann church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: misanthropic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Plum toilet seat resort

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Dun spectacular lodge sandwich

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Plum toilet seat resort

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Rose floppy den black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: laughsome base pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)