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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
tell me
Milky crusty theatre cuck
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
lol tyft
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
spectacular cuckoldry
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Topaz dashing marketing idea
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Jade idiot piazza
  05/12/15
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Startling Thriller Area
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  01/19/16
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  06/07/17
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Impressive Corner
  03/31/18
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  07/18/18
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  07/18/18
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  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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floppy casino
  12/11/24
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razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  06/11/25
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boyish lettuce center
  08/12/25
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  08/12/25
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razzle-dazzle philosopher-king
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Curious Home Headpube
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Violent telephone brunch
  08/14/13
lmao
Milky crusty theatre cuck
  05/12/15
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razzmatazz library
  12/11/24
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floppy casino
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Curious Home Headpube
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
adventurous filthy idea he suggested
  08/14/13
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scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
rofl
Milky crusty theatre cuck
  08/14/13
180
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
rofl
Orange corn cake
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Glittery primrose regret
  08/14/13
lol
jet marvelous box office
  08/14/13
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Trip stag film athletic conference
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saffron yarmulke wrinkle
  03/10/14
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Sapphire theater
  03/24/21
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Purple gunner potus
  02/16/23
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boyish lettuce center
  08/12/25
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Slate location
  08/14/13
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scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
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Slate location
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Violent telephone brunch
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Slate location
  08/14/13
best of thread
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
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fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
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floppy casino
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
floppy casino
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
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scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
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scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
beady-eyed coiffed double fault hall
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Violent telephone brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
ebony stain goal in life
  08/14/13
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Milky crusty theatre cuck
  08/14/13
180
Harsh doctorate business firm
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cerise church building
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Trip stag film athletic conference
  08/15/13
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gaped codepig station
  08/17/13
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Jade idiot piazza
  01/19/16
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Impressive Corner
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
ebony stain goal in life
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
lol
Fantasy-prone chestnut legal warrant
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Slate location
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
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fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Red lascivious market
  08/14/13
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multi-colored dilemma
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Slate location
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring bonkers locale
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
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lake house newt
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
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Sapphire theater
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Concupiscible office
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Lavender nowag
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
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flesh swashbuckling karate
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
whatever
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Charismatic rose mother genital piercing
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Slate location
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
lol
Harsh doctorate business firm
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
180
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
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Chartreuse pisswyrm
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Slate location
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Wine Aromatic Crotch Den
  08/14/13
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Wine Aromatic Crotch Den
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
lol tyft
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
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plum racy selfie hominid
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Harsh doctorate business firm
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Shaky Canary State
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Vivacious fishy plaza
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
arousing keepsake machete generalized bond
  08/14/13
165
Rusted stage friendly grandma
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
lmao
scarlet theater stage degenerate
  08/14/13
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flesh swashbuckling karate
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Mewling at-the-ready national skinny woman
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Maroon hairraiser pervert hunting ground
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
gaped codepig station
  08/14/13
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Wine Aromatic Crotch Den
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
Pics?
Crawly Institution French Chef
  08/14/13
link?
razzmatazz library
  08/17/13
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Milky crusty theatre cuck
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
titillating black pit immigrant
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
ruddy stimulating reading party boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
sienna galvanic range
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
poppy background story tank
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
bull headed coffee pot point
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Provocative Federal Hell
  08/14/13
Underrated
Rusted stage friendly grandma
  08/15/13
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saffron yarmulke wrinkle
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
bull headed coffee pot point
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Provocative Federal Hell
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
wild church legend
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
misunderstood school gaming laptop
  08/14/13
lol
jet marvelous box office
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
misunderstood school gaming laptop
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
jet marvelous box office
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
misunderstood school gaming laptop
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
bull headed coffee pot point
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Passionate Stage
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
irate apoplectic set internal respiration
  08/14/13
180
brass roommate
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
jet marvelous box office
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Trip stag film athletic conference
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
jet marvelous box office
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Talented metal gaping
  08/14/13
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Mind-boggling kink-friendly associate
  08/14/13
180
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
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Provocative Federal Hell
  08/15/13
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sienna galvanic range
  08/17/13
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coral deep sweet tailpipe
  09/11/13
Lmao
dark orchestra pit
  06/07/17
...
boyish lettuce center
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Green Odious Abode
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Talented metal gaping
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
insane gold whorehouse dragon
  08/14/13
lol
Mentally Impaired New Version
  08/14/13
...
hot twinkling uncleanness rehab
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
narrow-minded fragrant locus
  08/14/13
180
Carmine half-breed space
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
histrionic filthpig ladyboy
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
mauve bateful chad
  08/17/13
poignant
Sable Crackhouse Faggotry
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Nighttime love of her life
  08/17/13
...
Talented metal gaping
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
coral deep sweet tailpipe
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
lake house newt
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
wild church legend
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Topaz dashing marketing idea
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Big Sickened Rigor
  12/28/13
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Cracking sinister digit ratio principal's office
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
turquoise fanboi
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Ultramarine garrison nibblets
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
translucent field
  03/10/14
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Jade idiot piazza
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Red lascivious market
  05/12/15
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Abnormal Smoky Meetinghouse
  01/19/16
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Trip stag film athletic conference
  10/25/17
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razzmatazz library
  11/29/15
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razzmatazz library
  12/23/15
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Jade idiot piazza
  01/05/16
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razzmatazz library
  03/13/16
I want pizza
excitant spruce halford
  06/07/17
...
Abnormal Smoky Meetinghouse
  09/22/17
...
gaped codepig station
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
bipolar orchid heaven
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
heady dysfunction main people
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
bipolar orchid heaven
  07/18/18
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Sapphire theater
  04/30/19
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razzmatazz library
  06/21/20
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razzmatazz library
  06/23/20
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honey-headed site
  07/11/20
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Sapphire theater
  12/16/21
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Sapphire theater
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: gaped codepig station



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Milky crusty theatre cuck

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: spectacular cuckoldry

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Topaz dashing marketing idea

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Jade idiot piazza

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Startling Thriller Area



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: dull drunken public bath hissy fit

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Purple gunner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: boyish lettuce center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: free-loading vermilion electric furnace tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Curious Home Headpube

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Violent telephone brunch

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Milky crusty theatre cuck

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Curious Home Headpube

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: adventurous filthy idea he suggested

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Milky crusty theatre cuck

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Orange corn cake

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Glittery primrose regret

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: jet marvelous box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Trip stag film athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: saffron yarmulke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Sapphire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Purple gunner potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: boyish lettuce center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Slate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Violent telephone brunch

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Slate location

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: floppy casino

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed coiffed double fault hall

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Violent telephone brunch

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: ebony stain goal in life

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Milky crusty theatre cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Harsh doctorate business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cerise church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Trip stag film athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: gaped codepig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Jade idiot piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Impressive Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: ebony stain goal in life

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone chestnut legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Slate location

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Red lascivious market

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: multi-colored dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Slate location

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring bonkers locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: lake house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: lake house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Sapphire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Shivering electric wagecucks sandwich

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Lavender nowag

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: flesh swashbuckling karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Self-absorbed well-lubricated resort messiness

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic rose mother genital piercing

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Slate location

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Harsh doctorate business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Slate location

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Wine Aromatic Crotch Den

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Wine Aromatic Crotch Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: plum racy selfie hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Harsh doctorate business firm

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Shaky Canary State

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Vivacious fishy plaza

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete generalized bond

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Rusted stage friendly grandma

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: scarlet theater stage degenerate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: flesh swashbuckling karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Mewling at-the-ready national skinny woman

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Maroon hairraiser pervert hunting ground

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: gaped codepig station

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Wine Aromatic Crotch Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Crawly Institution French Chef

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz library

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Milky crusty theatre cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: titillating black pit immigrant

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: ruddy stimulating reading party boltzmann

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: sienna galvanic range

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: poppy background story tank

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: bull headed coffee pot point

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Provocative Federal Hell

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Rusted stage friendly grandma

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: saffron yarmulke wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: bull headed coffee pot point

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Provocative Federal Hell

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: wild church legend

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal carnelian fortuitous meteor

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: misunderstood school gaming laptop

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: jet marvelous box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: misunderstood school gaming laptop

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: jet marvelous box office

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: misunderstood school gaming laptop

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: bull headed coffee pot point

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Passionate Stage

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: contagious yapping cruise ship turdskin

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: irate apoplectic set internal respiration

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: brass roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: jet marvelous box office

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Trip stag film athletic conference

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: jet marvelous box office

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Talented metal gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kink-friendly associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Provocative Federal Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: sienna galvanic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: coral deep sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: dark orchestra pit

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: boyish lettuce center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Green Odious Abode

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Talented metal gaping

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: insane gold whorehouse dragon

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired New Version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: hot twinkling uncleanness rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded fragrant locus

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Carmine half-breed space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: histrionic filthpig ladyboy

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: mauve bateful chad

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Sable Crackhouse Faggotry

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Nighttime love of her life

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Talented metal gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: coral deep sweet tailpipe

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: lake house newt

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: wild church legend

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Topaz dashing marketing idea

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Big Sickened Rigor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Cracking sinister digit ratio principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: turquoise fanboi

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine garrison nibblets

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: translucent field

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Jade idiot piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Red lascivious market

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Abnormal Smoky Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Trip stag film athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Jade idiot piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: excitant spruce halford

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Smoky Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: gaped codepig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: bipolar orchid heaven

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: heady dysfunction main people

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: bipolar orchid heaven

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Sapphire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: honey-headed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Sapphire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Sapphire theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#44198924)