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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
Curious drunken locale
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
sable casino
  10/08/13
...
crawly friendly grandma patrolman
  10/08/13
Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focu...
fluffy marketing idea windowlicker
  10/08/13
...
fuchsia cruel-hearted indian lodge circlehead
  12/16/16
stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
Olive Bat Shit Crazy Organic Girlfriend
  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
Big-titted Center
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
walnut nursing home lettuce
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
Pink fantasy-prone parlour
  10/08/13
Lol
brindle racy faggot firefighter stage
  10/08/13
I really do.
walnut nursing home lettuce
  10/10/13
what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assumi...
Elite Knife Hospital
  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
Flickering home private investor
  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
Lascivious abode round eye
  10/08/13
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Purple spectacular dopamine step-uncle's house
  07/10/20
Must admit I have two Costco shirts
fluffy marketing idea windowlicker
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
Alcoholic orange wagecucks hall
  12/16/16
I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
Blue Swashbuckling Fortuitous Meteor
  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
Onyx harsh macaca
  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
embarrassed to the bone tan property death wish
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
Orchid Odious Shrine
  10/09/13
missed you man
Ivory Kitchen Telephone
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
Olive Bat Shit Crazy Organic Girlfriend
  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
histrionic whorehouse
  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
stimulating spot travel guidebook
  10/10/13
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Lavender Disrespectful Dog Poop
  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
Big costumed space
  10/10/13
FIne - link to acceptable clothing j crew factory?
Curious drunken locale
  10/10/13
IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
passionate twisted kitty prole
  10/10/13
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Coiffed diverse school cafeteria gunner
  07/10/20
Just get JACK3D, bro.
Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Liquid Oxygen Mother
  10/10/13
me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to preten...
passionate twisted kitty prole
  10/10/13
For the poaster who wants lolschool
Floppy People Who Are Hurt
  12/16/16


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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: Curious drunken locale

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: sable casino

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: crawly friendly grandma patrolman



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: fluffy marketing idea windowlicker

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: fuchsia cruel-hearted indian lodge circlehead



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Olive Bat Shit Crazy Organic Girlfriend

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: Big-titted Center

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: walnut nursing home lettuce

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Pink fantasy-prone parlour

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: brindle racy faggot firefighter stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195850)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: walnut nursing home lettuce

I really do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210073)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Elite Knife Hospital

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Flickering home private investor

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Lascivious abode round eye

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Purple spectacular dopamine step-uncle's house



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: fluffy marketing idea windowlicker

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic orange wagecucks hall

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Blue Swashbuckling Fortuitous Meteor

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Onyx harsh macaca

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone tan property death wish

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Orchid Odious Shrine

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ivory Kitchen Telephone

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Olive Bat Shit Crazy Organic Girlfriend

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: stimulating spot travel guidebook

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Lavender Disrespectful Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210017)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Big costumed space

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Curious drunken locale

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: passionate twisted kitty prole

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Coiffed diverse school cafeteria gunner



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Liquid Oxygen Mother

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: passionate twisted kitty prole

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: Floppy People Who Are Hurt

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)