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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
laughsome party of the first part persian
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
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stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
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  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
Milky offensive hunting ground
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
opaque death wish corner
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
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  10/08/13
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I really do.
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  10/10/13
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  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
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  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
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  10/08/13
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Must admit I have two Costco shirts
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  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
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  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
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  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
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  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
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  10/09/13
missed you man
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  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
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  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
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  10/10/13
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  07/10/20
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  10/10/13
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  10/10/13
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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: laughsome party of the first part persian

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: nofapping laser beams principal's office

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: salmon soul-stirring macaca



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed university

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: Histrionic navy location



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious hissy fit queen of the night

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: Milky offensive hunting ground

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: opaque death wish corner

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted electric ratface

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: cordovan cracking police squad indian lodge

Lol

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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: opaque death wish corner

I really do.

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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: marvelous cowardly affirmative action

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Pontificating juggernaut state

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: gaped spot

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Beta Aromatic Knife



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic coiffed university

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Sadistic Indigo Pozpig

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Vigorous flatulent sanctuary incel

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: magenta flickering genital piercing step-uncle's house

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: burgundy fragrant azn

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: cream excitant factory reset button

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged station idiot

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious hissy fit queen of the night

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: mahogany sticky regret

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Haunting casino

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: sable glittery dilemma rigor



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Lemon erotic site brethren

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: laughsome party of the first part persian

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: sienna hospital gay wizard

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Pea-brained cruise ship



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: house-broken chad forum

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: sienna hospital gay wizard

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: Contagious twinkling uncleanness sex offender

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)