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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
floppy red school son of senegal
  12/03/13
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Avocado godawful bawdyhouse toaster
  12/03/13
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Federal roast beef
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maniacal senate
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splenetic knife tattoo
  10/19/21
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Federal roast beef
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maniacal senate
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
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narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
underrated
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
mahogany candlestick maker
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/03/20
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talented address
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
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Federal roast beef
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splenetic knife tattoo
  10/19/21
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adventurous toilet seat indian lodge
  12/03/13
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narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
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thriller mood
  12/03/13
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Bateful Buff Station
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/03/13
...
Vibrant sable whorehouse
  12/04/13
180
concupiscible house
  12/06/13
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bronze garrison
  07/06/14
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charismatic casino
  10/16/14
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greedy bistre partner
  11/13/14
18000000
Exciting parlor
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
swollen up-to-no-good jap
  01/13/15
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narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
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soul-stirring naked friendly grandma hall
  02/28/16
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Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs
  12/14/16
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Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
Lol
yellow locale
  03/25/17
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Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  04/16/17
easter bump
Federal roast beef
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Abnormal sex offender piazza
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Federal roast beef
  05/31/17
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Free-loading generalized bond rigpig
  10/10/17
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Transparent temple
  11/28/17
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Federal roast beef
  12/16/17
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Federal roast beef
  08/16/18
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Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/21/19
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Abnormal sex offender piazza
  04/21/19
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Federal roast beef
  04/21/19
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Federal roast beef
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Federal roast beef
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Federal roast beef
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
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Outnumbered overrated trailer park windowlicker
  03/15/22
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Federal roast beef
  09/06/24
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Federal roast beef
  10/02/24
MERRY CHRISTMAS bump
Federal roast beef
  12/24/24
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
Arousing base doctorate
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
pea-brained lay circlehead
  12/03/13
...
charismatic casino
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
Trip Bat Shit Crazy Wagecucks University
  08/25/15
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Aphrodisiac space
  11/28/17
...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
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talented address
  12/24/24
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
floppy red school son of senegal
  12/03/13
...
bright forum regret
  11/02/16
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
lolololol
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
180!!
cracking electric furnace
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Mentally impaired office ceo
  12/05/13
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/03/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
cracking electric furnace
  12/03/13
...
Amber Market Idea He Suggested
  12/03/13
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chocolate mental disorder mexican
  12/03/13
...
Kink-friendly cruise ship juggernaut
  12/03/13
...
thriller mood
  12/03/13
...
Aqua Depressive Codepig
  12/03/13
this is very good.
lemon clown
  12/03/13
...
very tactful faggot firefighter
  07/30/14
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
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Federal roast beef
  06/05/19
...
Federal roast beef
  10/02/24
do more please
Appetizing violent boltzmann private investor
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/03/13
...
Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/14
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Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/03/15
...
Federal roast beef
  04/16/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
insanely creepy laser beams
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Copper old irish cottage
  12/03/13
...
Cerebral ladyboy sweet tailpipe
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
Sexy Adulterous Half-breed Range
  12/03/13
jfc
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  07/19/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
passionate death wish
  02/19/23
...
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
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coral fat ankles property
  03/29/20
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  12/03/13
...
Arousing base doctorate
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
Aqua Depressive Codepig
  12/03/13
...
charismatic casino
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/03/13
September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Self-centered Place Of Business
  12/03/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Aqua Depressive Codepig
  12/03/13
subtle
Motley translucent locus
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Aqua Depressive Codepig
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
ultramarine useless brakes main people
  09/17/15
oh man
bright forum regret
  11/02/16
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  11/03/20
...
Bateful Buff Station
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
balding gunner
  12/03/13
...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/03/13
...
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/03/13
...
Federal roast beef
  03/27/17
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
floppy red school son of senegal
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/03/13
ty bro.
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
180
aromatic shrine giraffe
  12/04/13
...
excitant gaping church
  12/12/13
...
Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Vibrant sable whorehouse
  12/03/13
...
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy
  07/31/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/03/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
vivacious garnet business firm mad-dog skullcap
  12/05/13
Underrated
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
...
yellow locale
  03/25/17
...
Motley translucent locus
  03/25/17
...
slimy becky
  02/08/18
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  10/19/21
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  03/15/22
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  11/19/22
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  12/30/24
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
180
Chest-beating Misanthropic Public Bath Round Eye
  07/06/14
...
Emerald Razzle Hospital Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Fragrant macaca
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Fragrant macaca
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Insane slippery turdskin
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Insane slippery turdskin
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Insane slippery turdskin
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Insane slippery turdskin
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Federal roast beef
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/03/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/21/13
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
Vibrant sable whorehouse
  12/03/13
180
contagious stock car
  06/07/14
...
Stirring Nibblets
  11/13/14
...
Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy
  07/31/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/13/15
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
Federal roast beef
  05/09/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Mentally impaired office ceo
  12/05/13
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
Curious den
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Marvelous corn cake queen of the night
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Motley translucent locus
  12/03/13
...
aromatic shrine giraffe
  12/04/13
...
balding gunner
  12/04/13
lol
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
onyx fluffy set
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
dull lascivious affirmative action
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Chest-beating Misanthropic Public Bath Round Eye
  07/06/14
...
heady menage double fault
  01/13/15
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
Jade histrionic ape theater
  03/27/17
wrong
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/04/13
...
Sexy Adulterous Half-breed Range
  12/05/13
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/04/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Laughsome dun faggotry site
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
I think so too
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
balding gunner
  12/11/13
...
Stirring Nibblets
  11/13/14
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/04/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
Alcoholic snowy international law enforcement agency
  12/04/13
lol
Motley translucent locus
  12/04/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
swashbuckling pisswyrm
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
rebellious scarlet institution personal credit line
  12/04/13
...
Avocado godawful bawdyhouse toaster
  04/20/14
lol
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/28/17
...
Aphrodisiac space
  11/28/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  03/15/22
...
violet spot
  03/09/23
...
Jet comical feces roommate
  12/15/24
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
jfc
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
balding gunner
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
...
Federal roast beef
  06/05/19
LMAO
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Jet comical feces roommate
  12/05/13
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
violet spot
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
nubile sepia resort
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Motley translucent locus
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Jet comical feces roommate
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
nice
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
...
angry unhinged cumskin halford
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
180
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
180
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/05/13
...
Razzmatazz stage shitlib
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Federal roast beef
  03/27/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
electric preventive strike
  12/05/13
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
Tripping azn lodge
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
titillating sinister state
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
180
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/05/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/11/13
...
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/12/13
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
thriller mood
  12/05/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
i loved this one
Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold
  12/06/13
ty brother
thriller mood
  12/11/13
180
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  06/03/14
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
180
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
swashbuckling pisswyrm
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Chrome nofapping church building
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/21/13
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/03/14
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
White Stead
  12/05/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
lol
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
Best in class
thriller mood
  12/05/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/11/13
...
Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/14
I lol'd
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
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Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs
  12/14/16
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angry unhinged cumskin halford
  03/25/17
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charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
180
Violent Spectacular Point Sound Barrier
  03/27/17
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
White Stead
  12/05/13
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Motley translucent locus
  12/11/13
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Pink useless box office community account
  12/11/13
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Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  06/30/14
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Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
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  12/05/13
...
chartreuse elite meetinghouse pocket flask
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
White Stead
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/05/13
...
Motley translucent locus
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
swashbuckling pisswyrm
  08/29/14
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angry unhinged cumskin halford
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
...
White Stead
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
cheese-eating brass mad cow disease telephone
  12/05/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/05/13
R O F L
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  12/06/13
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Big doobsian abode dog poop
  12/06/13
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magenta jewess trust fund
  12/06/13
180
Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon
  06/30/14
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Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs
  12/14/16
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maniacal senate
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
ruddy hissy fit
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/07/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
Rusted provocative hell coldplay fan
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
balding gunner
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
onyx fluffy set
  12/11/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/11/13
...
White Stead
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
balding gunner
  12/11/13
...
White Stead
  12/11/13
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
balding gunner
  12/11/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/12/13
...
Federal roast beef
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/11/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
Rusted provocative hell coldplay fan
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Fragrant macaca
  12/18/13
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  12/18/13
...
charismatic casino
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Arrogant cerise voyeur
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
magenta jewess trust fund
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
bossy plaza
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/19/14
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/19/14
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
Federal roast beef
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/19/14
...
tan internet-worthy dopamine
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/20/14
lol
magenta jewess trust fund
  08/20/14
...
Motley translucent locus
  10/02/14
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
magenta jewess trust fund
  08/20/14
...
concupiscible house
  06/03/14
...
very tactful faggot firefighter
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  07/06/14
...
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
very tactful faggot firefighter
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
Chrome nofapping church building
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
magenta jewess trust fund
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Frisky heaven
  08/20/14
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
magenta jewess trust fund
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
soggy love of her life
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
cracking electric furnace
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
cracking electric furnace
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
tcr
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/02/14
both are 180
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
nice
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/02/14
180
vivacious garnet business firm mad-dog skullcap
  10/02/14
180 find
very tactful faggot firefighter
  10/03/14
180
seedy nursing home genital piercing
  01/13/15
...
Motley translucent locus
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
Amber Market Idea He Suggested
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
White Stead
  08/09/15
...
Aqua Depressive Codepig
  08/10/15
LOL
yellow locale
  09/17/15
...
Chrome nofapping church building
  10/21/16
...
yellow locale
  11/28/17
...
Razzle-dazzle flirting gaming laptop
  10/24/16
...
Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
angry unhinged cumskin halford
  03/25/17
...
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
...
stimulating twisted location jew
  03/25/17
...
Alcoholic carmine legal warrant
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
Abnormal sex offender piazza
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Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  05/15/19
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Fuchsia Filthy New Version
  06/05/19
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light rehab degenerate
  03/05/20
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Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy
  12/26/20
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  10/19/21
...
Cruel-hearted confused goal in life patrolman
  03/15/22
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Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  11/08/22
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Milky Multi-colored Stain
  02/19/23
...
talking area dingle berry
  10/02/24
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/02/14
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Federal roast beef
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/03/14
...
charismatic casino
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
very tactful faggot firefighter
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
charismatic casino
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
charismatic casino
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
magenta jewess trust fund
  10/16/14
...
charismatic casino
  10/16/14
...
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  08/19/16
...
angry unhinged cumskin halford
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/06/14
lol
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/10/15
lol again
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  02/28/16
lol again
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  07/13/20
yup
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  08/20/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/13/15
I lol'd
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/13/15
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  02/10/15
...
Racy Theater Stage
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold
  02/04/15
...
magenta jewess trust fund
  02/10/15
...
Motley translucent locus
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
charismatic casino
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
supple beta pit hominid
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
supple beta pit hominid
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
narrow-minded background story pistol
  09/17/15
...
Judgmental grizzly home
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
charismatic casino
  08/06/15
...
supple beta pit hominid
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
slimy becky
  08/07/15
...
supple beta pit hominid
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
supple beta pit hominid
  08/10/15
...
violet spot
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/20/15
...
Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold
  10/20/15
cr
Trip Bat Shit Crazy Wagecucks University
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
glassy goyim
  02/28/16
...
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  04/03/16
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  09/23/16
...
bright forum regret
  11/02/16
...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker
  04/03/16
...
bright forum regret
  11/02/16
...
charcoal crackhouse
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Spruce Corner
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  09/23/16
...
Chrome nofapping church building
  10/21/16
...
Hairraiser mediation
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
White Stead
  12/13/16
180
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/13/16
...
Orange ticket booth
  12/14/16
...
charismatic casino
  03/25/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
White Stead
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
Boyish mother
  01/26/17
...
Motley translucent locus
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
charismatic casino
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Federal roast beef
  03/25/17
...
Motley translucent locus
  03/25/17
...
Chrome nofapping church building
  03/27/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
swashbuckling pisswyrm
  03/27/17
...
Federal roast beef
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
Jade histrionic ape theater
  03/27/17
...
Irradiated Idiotic Pervert Reading Party
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  11/28/17
...
Aphrodisiac space
  11/28/17
...
Aphrodisiac space
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
Mauve chad alpha
  12/15/17
...
talented address
  08/16/18
...
Federal roast beef
  03/29/18
...
cordovan stag film liquid oxygen
  04/26/18
...
charcoal crackhouse
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  06/03/19
...
tan internet-worthy dopamine
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
Chrome nofapping church building
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  10/06/19
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
Federal roast beef
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
gaped school cafeteria
  03/05/20
...
saffron stage dragon
  03/29/20
...
Federal roast beef
  03/06/20
...
Racy Theater Stage
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Jet comical feces roommate
  03/10/20
...
cobalt chapel messiness
  03/29/20
...
Federal roast beef
  04/18/20
...
Dashing disgusting parlour selfie
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  07/24/20
...
maniacal senate
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  07/31/20
...
Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry
  11/03/20
...
charcoal crackhouse
  12/26/20
...
twinkling galvanic dilemma psychic
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
electric preventive strike
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Jet comical feces roommate
  10/07/21
...
Jet comical feces roommate
  12/15/24
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costumed theatre
  10/19/21
...
180 Big-titted Keepsake Machete Library
  03/15/22
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maniacal senate
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
supple beta pit hominid
  03/20/22
...
Buck-toothed Odious Orchestra Pit Skinny Woman
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/08/22
...
Exhilarant foreskin headpube
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
Silver blathering sanctuary associate
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
Exhilarant foreskin headpube
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/11/22
...
Canary Frozen Center Really Tough Guy
  03/09/23
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Federal roast beef
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water
  06/22/23
...
cocky elastic band rigor
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
Hyperventilating coffee pot newt
  01/01/24
...
Dashing disgusting parlour selfie
  01/01/24
...
Federal roast beef
  09/06/24
December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visa...
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  12/15/24
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: floppy red school son of senegal

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Avocado godawful bawdyhouse toaster



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939066)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248990)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: splenetic knife tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296915)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155659)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: maniacal senate

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: maniacal senate

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: mahogany candlestick maker

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: maniacal senate

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: maniacal senate

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: talented address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: splenetic knife tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: adventurous toilet seat indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: thriller mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Bateful Buff Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Vibrant sable whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: concupiscible house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: bronze garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: greedy bistre partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Exciting parlor

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: swollen up-to-no-good jap

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring naked friendly grandma hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: yellow locale

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Abnormal sex offender piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Free-loading generalized bond rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Transparent temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Abnormal sex offender piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: maniacal senate

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered overrated trailer park windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155647)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Federal roast beef

MERRY CHRISTMAS bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481182)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Arousing base doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: pea-brained lay circlehead

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Trip Bat Shit Crazy Wagecucks University

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 8:02 AM
Author: talented address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481199)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: maniacal senate

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: floppy red school son of senegal

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: bright forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: cracking electric furnace

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Mentally impaired office ceo

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: cracking electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Amber Market Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: chocolate mental disorder mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Kink-friendly cruise ship juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: thriller mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Aqua Depressive Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: lemon clown

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: very tactful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Appetizing violent boltzmann private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: insanely creepy laser beams

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Copper old irish cottage

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Sexy Adulterous Half-breed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: passionate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: coral fat ankles property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Arousing base doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Aqua Depressive Codepig

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Self-centered Place Of Business

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Aqua Depressive Codepig

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Aqua Depressive Codepig

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: ultramarine useless brakes main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: bright forum regret

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Bateful Buff Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: balding gunner

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: floppy red school son of senegal

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: aromatic shrine giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: excitant gaping church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Vibrant sable whorehouse

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: vivacious garnet business firm mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: yellow locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: slimy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500694)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating Misanthropic Public Bath Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald Razzle Hospital Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: maniacal senate

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Fragrant macaca

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Fragrant macaca

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Insane slippery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Insane slippery turdskin

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Insane slippery turdskin

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Insane slippery turdskin

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Vibrant sable whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: contagious stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Stirring Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Mentally impaired office ceo

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Curious den

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Marvelous corn cake queen of the night

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: aromatic shrine giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: balding gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: onyx fluffy set

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: dull lascivious affirmative action

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Misanthropic Public Bath Round Eye

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: heady menage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Jade histrionic ape theater

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: maniacal senate

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Sexy Adulterous Half-breed Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Laughsome dun faggotry site

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: maniacal senate

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: balding gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Stirring Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic snowy international law enforcement agency

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: rebellious scarlet institution personal credit line

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Avocado godawful bawdyhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: violet spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451070)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: balding gunner

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: maniacal senate

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: violet spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: nubile sepia resort

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: angry unhinged cumskin halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: electric preventive strike

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Tripping azn lodge

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: titillating sinister state

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: thriller mood

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: thriller mood

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: White Stead

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: thriller mood

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: angry unhinged cumskin halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Violent Spectacular Point Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: White Stead

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Pink useless box office community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: chartreuse elite meetinghouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: White Stead

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: angry unhinged cumskin halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: White Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating brass mad cow disease telephone

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Big doobsian abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Vigorous amethyst wrinkle quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: ruddy hissy fit

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Rusted provocative hell coldplay fan

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: balding gunner

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: onyx fluffy set

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: White Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: balding gunner

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: White Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: balding gunner

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Rusted provocative hell coldplay fan

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Fragrant macaca

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Arrogant cerise voyeur

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: bossy plaza

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: tan internet-worthy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: concupiscible house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: very tactful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: very tactful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Frisky heaven

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: soggy love of her life

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: cracking electric furnace

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: cracking electric furnace

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: maniacal senate

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: vivacious garnet business firm mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: very tactful faggot firefighter

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: seedy nursing home genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Amber Market Idea He Suggested

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: White Stead

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Aqua Depressive Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: yellow locale

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: yellow locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flirting gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Deep Fear-inspiring Kitchen Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: angry unhinged cumskin halford

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: stimulating twisted location jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic carmine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Abnormal sex offender piazza

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Filthy New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: light rehab degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: maniacal senate

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Insecure Ebony French Chef Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted confused goal in life patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Milky Multi-colored Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: talking area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: very tactful faggot firefighter

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: charismatic casino

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: charismatic casino

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: angry unhinged cumskin halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Racy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: magenta jewess trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: charismatic casino

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: supple beta pit hominid

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: supple beta pit hominid

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded background story pistol

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Judgmental grizzly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: charismatic casino

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: supple beta pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: slimy becky

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: supple beta pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: supple beta pit hominid

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: violet spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed principal's office cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Trip Bat Shit Crazy Wagecucks University

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: glassy goyim

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: bright forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: maniacal senate

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial gas station boistinker

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: bright forum regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Spruce Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: White Stead

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Orange ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: charismatic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: White Stead

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Boyish mother

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: charismatic casino

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Federal roast beef

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Motley translucent locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Jade histrionic ape theater

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Irradiated Idiotic Pervert Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Mauve chad alpha

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: talented address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: cordovan stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: tan internet-worthy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Chrome nofapping church building

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: gaped school cafeteria

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: saffron stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: Racy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: cobalt chapel messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Dashing disgusting parlour selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: twinkling galvanic dilemma psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: electric preventive strike

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Jet comical feces roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451098)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: costumed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: 180 Big-titted Keepsake Machete Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: maniacal senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: supple beta pit hominid

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Odious Orchestra Pit Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Infuriating striped hyena cuckoldry

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant foreskin headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Silver blathering sanctuary associate

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant foreskin headpube

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Canary Frozen Center Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Crystalline diverse marketing idea boiling water

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: cocky elastic band rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Dashing disgusting parlour selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Federal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056942)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Hyperventilating coffee pot newt

December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visage in the mirrored surface of a frozen North Pole lake, traumatized by the understanding that his prominent facial disfigurement would prevent him from ever achieving the respect of his peers and that he would be quickly forgotten once gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451041)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:44 AM
Author: cordovan stag film liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500699)