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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: cordovan jew stag film

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: flirting blood rage

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple dingle berry



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Titillating Boltzmann Den

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cordovan jew stag film



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Blue genital piercing office

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: boyish halford

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: vivacious tanning salon associate

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Shimmering deranged university sneaky criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Arousing Library Regret

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Floppy casino degenerate

loling in my office

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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: exhilarant walnut sanctuary



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: fishy concupiscible business firm



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: cordovan jew stag film



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: orchid volcanic crater

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Geriatric spruce heaven

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: pale stain half-breed

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Unholy Dysfunction Hell

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: multi-colored cuckold locale

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Navy therapy piazza

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Cracking abode brethren

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Talented box office mental disorder

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: cheese-eating stage

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Beta Set Useless Brakes

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: cordovan jew stag film



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Talented box office mental disorder

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Submissive burgundy jewess property

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Razzle dun messiness codepig

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Supple ivory brunch sweet tailpipe

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Razzle dun messiness codepig

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Parlour

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Shimmering deranged university sneaky criminal

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen

ty

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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Drab Very Tactful Puppy



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: massive meetinghouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure mood stock car

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure mood stock car

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: thirsty racy double fault lay

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Misunderstood Parlour

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Lascivious filthy private investor

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty field internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Lavender self-centered weed whacker

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty field internal respiration

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Lime round eye

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser insecure mood stock car

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Lime round eye

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: electric clown national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: translucent chapel nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Lime round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Drunken beady-eyed bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Transparent shaky giraffe kitchen

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz institution azn

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Shimmering deranged university sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Unholy Dysfunction Hell

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: rebellious chestnut yarmulke area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: canary low-t coldplay fan rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: translucent chapel nibblets

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: cordovan jew stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: canary low-t coldplay fan rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wine nursing home foreskin

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: massive meetinghouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: thirsty racy double fault lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: doobsian costumed forum

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wine nursing home foreskin

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: translucent chapel nibblets

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded wine nursing home foreskin

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Aromatic seedy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: magenta locus hissy fit

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Navy therapy piazza

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: bonkers patrolman

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Navy therapy piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: turquoise adventurous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: cordovan jew stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Startled Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cerebral space alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Odious aquamarine address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: Sick Nubile Lodge Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted boiling water sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Floppy casino degenerate

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: chrome violent shrine death wish

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling temple dingle berry

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling dull location goal in life

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: pea-brained appetizing elastic band

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple dingle berry

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Diverse kitty

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle frum dilemma toaster

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Provocative mewling fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: irate metal orchestra pit

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating fat ankles dopamine

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty field internal respiration

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Pontificating Mint Native

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: irate metal orchestra pit

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty field internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Unholy Dysfunction Hell

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Stimulating fat ankles dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Mint Native

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536031)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: comical scarlet station ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536127)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: translucent chapel nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587632)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crusty field internal respiration

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27589500)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: glittery corner

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive New Version

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: white mexican spot

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: canary low-t coldplay fan rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26535871)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: aqua ticket booth gay wizard



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling temple dingle berry



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Stubborn boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29121927)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#49693037)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: disrespectful hairless main people senate

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Diverse kitty

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: disrespectful hairless main people senate

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746556)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: fluffy cuck

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: 180 old irish cottage indian lodge

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Laughsome whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29746735)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Soggy Galvanic Church Building Lettuce

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#27588596)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: irradiated circlehead theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29111696)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29113614)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Stubborn boistinker

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac filthpig crackhouse



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
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