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Rode a public subway. Here is my report. [174]

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Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a...
Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin
  09/01/05
I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.
sooty godawful stage toaster
  09/01/05
Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple h...
Claret queen of the night gaming laptop
  09/01/05
John Rocker, is that you?
sooty godawful stage toaster
  09/01/05
Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the referen...
insane provocative fortuitous meteor voyeur
  09/01/05
"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-" redunda...
Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre
  09/01/05
How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles...
Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
They were most likely fake. Asshole.
Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre
  09/01/05
176. What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS ...
180 Sneaky Criminal
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
Ah yes, I see.
180 Sneaky Criminal
  09/01/05
Fucking hi-larious, 180! I thought these lines were espe...
red histrionic messiness
  09/01/05
"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered ...
ebony beady-eyed wagecucks
  09/01/05
"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with ...
Coiffed slate friendly grandma factory reset button
  09/01/05
um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see t...
arrogant pearly antidepressant drug pocket flask
  09/01/05
How RUDE!
razzle tripping quadroon
  09/01/05
Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.
Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin
  09/01/05
"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and ...
indigo location mad cow disease
  09/01/05
i loved this one
Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
179
charismatic party of the first part
  09/01/05
...
Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre
  09/01/05
180. Great job again my friend. I liked the following par...
Coral Soggy Hospital Coffee Pot
  09/01/05
It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragr...
hideous stag film weed whacker
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
180+++ > One of my friends took some nickels and threw...
Sienna Soul-stirring Business Firm
  09/01/05
180 Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been pro...
swashbuckling gay juggernaut really tough guy
  09/01/05
your handle brings back good memories of that song.
Coral Soggy Hospital Coffee Pot
  09/01/05
bump for day crowd
indigo location mad cow disease
  09/01/05
Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridde...
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.
insane provocative fortuitous meteor voyeur
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
This board is based in America and all commentary is by defa...
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
Listen you little prep school fag. Watch how you talk to ...
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
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Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
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Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  12/02/05
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Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
Probably a Leer 70. Tell him to buy a GS. Wannabe.
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
Enjoy your TTT!
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
You wish I went to a TTT.
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
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Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
You would lose on SJ - no cause.
Haunting market organic girlfriend
  09/01/05
180 for the post in its entirety.
sooty godawful stage toaster
  09/01/05
I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some cl...
flesh locus
  09/01/05
I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 hims...
crimson jewess
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was...
Outnumbered sable box office lettuce
  09/01/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
This happened to me too, except almost all the children were...
carnelian flirting death wish meetinghouse
  09/01/05
A+
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  09/01/05
"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at ...
Spruce trip ladyboy
  09/01/05
classic
Heady twinkling address
  09/02/05
178
useless mewling police squad
  09/02/05
This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you ...
razzmatazz anal background story
  09/02/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  12/02/05
Good call. One of my favs.
Cowardly cruise ship main people
  12/02/05
"I have determined that True Elites should have a speci...
racy mauve stock car
  12/02/05
As opposed to a private subway?
boyish tattoo
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest po...
useless mewling police squad
  12/02/05
what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.
boyish tattoo
  12/02/05
i thought it was
useless mewling police squad
  12/02/05
I tire of his boorish eliteness.
boyish tattoo
  12/02/05
the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end...
Costumed Puce Trump Supporter Yarmulke
  12/02/05
the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic...
Filthy menage
  12/02/05
i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again. well...
cracking magenta idea he suggested psychic
  12/02/05
Great job 174
Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness
  12/02/05
Your friend had nickels? That's very unprestigious. He s...
aquamarine hissy fit site
  12/02/05
I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable...
Orchid impertinent locale
  12/02/05
Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dol...
aquamarine hissy fit site
  12/02/05
Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people d...
Orchid impertinent locale
  12/02/05
You must also be out of dubloons.
aquamarine hissy fit site
  12/02/05
I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for t...
Orchid impertinent locale
  12/02/05
I didn't even smile. really, it is not that funny.
Stirring Crackhouse
  12/02/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  12/02/05
When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?
Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness
  12/02/05
...
Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon
  12/02/05
prestigious
Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness
  12/02/05
no offense, but other things you have said were funnier. ...
Stirring Crackhouse
  12/02/05
A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious...
Orchid impertinent locale
  12/02/05
Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.
aquamarine hissy fit site
  12/02/05
i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completel...
Adventurous old irish cottage depressive
  12/02/05
Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or...
hairraiser turquoise halford set
  12/02/05
where the hell did this go?!?!
Adventurous old irish cottage depressive
  02/10/06
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Adventurous old irish cottage depressive
  02/10/06
These edits are just wrong.
Odious Step-uncle's House
  05/12/06
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wonderful casino
  05/27/06
seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere
Adventurous old irish cottage depressive
  12/17/07


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Date: September 1st, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin

"EDIT: I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

You may be the funniest motherfucker on this board. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718088)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: sooty godawful stage toaster

I agree. this is a truly hilarious line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720040)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:24 AM
Author: Claret queen of the night gaming laptop

Yeah I hate riding the subway next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718104)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: sooty godawful stage toaster

John Rocker, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720044)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: insane provocative fortuitous meteor voyeur

Wow. I had missed this gem completely. 180 for the reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720049)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre

"[[shit]], semen, [[feces]] and trash-"

redundant

" I noticed a hot Asian girl wearing a Columbia shirt, so I looked at her tits for a few minutes. "

Disgusting, you race traitor. Mongoloid females don't have breasts anyway.

"He was wearing baggy clothes and had a stain on his $5 Nets shirt."

Knowing how niggers operate, it was probably a $75 Nets shirt, even if it looks like it's worth $5 (which it would be if it weren't an ignorant nigger doing theh buying). Where did such a dirt-poor nigger get the money to spend on his gaudy jewelry and overpriced sneakers and clothers? Stealing stereos, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718188)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin

How absolutely fucking asinine. You sound like a Los Angeles bus driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718211)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718224)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:19 AM
Author: Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre

They were most likely fake. Asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:56 AM
Author: 180 Sneaky Criminal

176.

What's wrong with giving a bum tic-tacs? Or an AIDS patient aspirin? Do they have nasty side effects for these people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718292)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:25 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718426)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: 180 Sneaky Criminal

Ah yes, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718435)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:42 AM
Author: red histrionic messiness

Fucking hi-larious, 180!

I thought these lines were especially funny:

"When we were finally able to sit down, I noticed how the TTT seats didn’t have cushions or cupholders, unlike my father’s Bentley."

"So I kind of pushed back against the people, but not that hard because I was wearing a $400 shirt that I had to protect from the taint of mediocrity."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718478)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:23 AM
Author: ebony beady-eyed wagecucks

"First, we noticed that the subway platform is covered in shit, semen, feces and trash- the first sign of the lower classes"

180 just for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718099)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Coiffed slate friendly grandma factory reset button

"we should have PWN3D him and stomped on his head with topsiders without socks."

Simply Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718112)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: arrogant pearly antidepressant drug pocket flask

um. how funny. this schtick is STILL going. great to see that somethings just never die. kinda like Full House.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718115)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: razzle tripping quadroon

How RUDE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718121)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin

Every time she said that I wanted to molest children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718126)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 AM
Author: indigo location mad cow disease

"My prep school friends and I looked at each other and considered beating the shit out of her- we would totally PWN her, because there were 4 of us, and because she couldn’t have been older than 10. Plus we collectively outweigh her by like 400 pounds."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718129)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cerebral Turdskin

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718156)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:31 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718146)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718119)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: Vermilion Dingle Berry Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718193)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Coral Soggy Hospital Coffee Pot

180.

Great job again my friend. I liked the following part, as it really gets to the heart of the luxurious attitude exhibited by those with true prestige:

"I like to stretch out and put my arms out on armrests"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718345)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: hideous stag film weed whacker

It's very funny, but for some reason when I read this paragraph I didn't find it funny:

"Then we saw some fucking bum... Yeah right fucker... If you have to fucking starve...He kept fucking... because it’s fucking funny to give a bum some tic-tacs. It’s like... fucking funny."

Too many "fucking/fucker", it didn't flow right...

Therefore, you get a 174. Good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:23 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718418)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Sienna Soul-stirring Business Firm

180+++

> One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not.

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718454)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling gay juggernaut really tough guy

180

Regardless of if you like 174 or not, he has been producing some hits lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718490)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: Coral Soggy Hospital Coffee Pot

your handle brings back good memories of that song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3718502)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: indigo location mad cow disease

bump for day crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3719992)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

Hey genius. What "private" subways have you ridden since you want to set a distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720028)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: insane provocative fortuitous meteor voyeur

Many of the subways in Japan and Hong Kong are private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720038)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720047)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

This board is based in America and all commentary is by default targeted for that audience.

I don't give a fuck how they do it in Japan, HK, or Mongolia for that matter.

Find me a city in America that has a "private" subway.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720050)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720059)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

Listen you little prep school fag.

Watch how you talk to me - remember I am working class. I don't just talk a good game. I'll come up to H over fall break and insert the break.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720064)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720081)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:04 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437601)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720041)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

Probably a Leer 70.

Tell him to buy a GS.

Wannabe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720057)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon

Enjoy your TTT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720061)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:42 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

You wish I went to a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720070)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720084)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:45 PM
Author: Haunting market organic girlfriend

You would lose on SJ - no cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720102)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: sooty godawful stage toaster

180 for the post in its entirety.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720051)





Date: September 1st, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: flesh locus

I agree its pretty good. I'm glad 174 is exhibiting some class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720091)





Date: September 1st, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: crimson jewess

I'm convinced most of the people on this thread are 174 himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3720173)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721388)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: Outnumbered sable box office lettuce

I took the 1 train at 1:30 this afternoon, and the train was full to overflowing with rancid school-aged children. What the fuck was going on, mass hooky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721405)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721414)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: carnelian flirting death wish meetinghouse

This happened to me too, except almost all the children were Asian and a number of the boys were playing a queer hand-clapping game. One of the children stepped on my shoe repeatedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721555)





Date: September 1st, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721581)





Date: September 1st, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Spruce trip ladyboy

"One of my friends took some nickels and threw them at the tracks when we saw the headlights, hoping the mongrels would plunge over the side to their deaths in a hysterical display of PWN4AG3. Tragically, they did not."

That was my favorite part.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3721426)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:43 PM
Author: Heady twinkling address

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730709)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: useless mewling police squad

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730735)





Date: September 2nd, 2005 6:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz anal background story

This was a lot better than the movie one. I think when you leave blatant racism out, you're much more clever.

Not bad.

However, you could be more consistent in your use of the serial comma.

Fairly funny overall.

However, this is coming from a dumb whorebitch.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#3730773)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:57 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437560)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:58 AM
Author: Cowardly cruise ship main people

Good call. One of my favs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437563)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:21 AM
Author: racy mauve stock car

"I have determined that True Elites should have a special subway, maybe where the poors line up and we walk on their heads to the next car like that scene in Crocodile Dundee."

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437700)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:49 AM
Author: boyish tattoo

As opposed to a private subway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437885)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:54 AM
Author: useless mewling police squad

what's amazing is, this is actually not even his funniest post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437914)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:55 AM
Author: boyish tattoo

what's amazing is, this is actually not even a funny post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437922)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:56 AM
Author: useless mewling police squad

i thought it was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437931)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:57 AM
Author: boyish tattoo

I tire of his boorish eliteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437941)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: Costumed Puce Trump Supporter Yarmulke

the only funny part was the "EDIT" part at the end, everything else felt too contrived and laborious but of course, your audience is a bunch of law school ladderclimbers studying for exams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437949)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:02 AM
Author: Filthy menage

the fact that you exist makes me feel good about my pathetic self. At least I can say, yeah, I suck, BUT I'M no 174!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4437969)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: cracking magenta idea he suggested psychic

i enjoyed it the first time, and i enjoyed it again.

well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438068)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness

Great job 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438766)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: aquamarine hissy fit site

Your friend had nickels?

That's very unprestigious. He should be unwilling to have any change other than 50 cent pieces and gold bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438783)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:56 AM
Author: Orchid impertinent locale

I believe Susan B Anthony Silver dollars are also acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438856)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:57 AM
Author: aquamarine hissy fit site

Are you kidding? Those are the second least prestigious dollar coins (just after the one with the indian girl). They look like quarters. That's the dollar coin equivalent of a wigger. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438863)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:59 AM
Author: Orchid impertinent locale

Gold buillion is too heavy to carry around and most people don't have appropriate scales to make a conversion.

You'd need a manservant and a personal moneychanger w/ you at all times, which I suppose is pretty prestigious, but for the efficiently prestigious silver dollars would work. You also get the look of confusion when the cashier attempts to figure out where to place the silver dollar in the money tray.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438872)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: aquamarine hissy fit site

You must also be out of dubloons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438875)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: Orchid impertinent locale

I have vainly searched the floor of the Atlantic ocean for the fine Spanish coins, but have been unable to secure a second cache. I have been using fabrege eggs as currency now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438887)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:42 AM
Author: Stirring Crackhouse

I didn't even smile.

really, it is not that funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438790)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:50 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438821)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness

When did you go to sleep and when did you wake up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438824)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Unhinged Fragrant Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438828)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle submissive twinkling uncleanness

prestigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438833)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:03 AM
Author: Stirring Crackhouse

no offense, but other things you have said were funnier.

sorry, just wasn't that interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438893)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:00 AM
Author: Orchid impertinent locale

A few decent one-liners. It would have been more prestigious if you had made a bet with your friends to see if you could transform the bum into a successful business person and the hot Asian Columbia girl into a bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438880)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:02 AM
Author: aquamarine hissy fit site

Julia is neither hot or asian. Or Columbian. Or a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4438888)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:44 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage depressive

i reread this with a bemused smile on my face, but completely cracked up when i got to "I also saw some bitch who looked like a fish." That part must have been lost in the hilarity of my first read through.

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4439494)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser turquoise halford set

Hilarious. Even more hilarious if you've spent ten years or more riding around on NYC's subways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#4441056)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:32 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage depressive

where the hell did this go?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050217)





Date: February 10th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5050296)





Date: May 12th, 2006 12:24 AM
Author: Odious Step-uncle's House

These edits are just wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5768946)





Date: May 27th, 2006 8:05 PM
Author: wonderful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#5866001)





Date: December 17th, 2007 6:51 AM
Author: Adventurous old irish cottage depressive

seriously, someone must have a copy of this somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=250240&forum_id=2#9039428)