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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
seedy hot stock car set
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seedy hot stock car set
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Soccermos, explain.
Cerise talented shrine trust fund
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Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
Odious Organic Girlfriend Office
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
seedy hot stock car set
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
avocado blathering home mental disorder
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
mind-boggling burgundy theater stage
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
milky indian lodge
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
navy bawdyhouse
  01/17/24
And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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Well-lubricated charismatic selfie degenerate
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
Swashbuckling Bistre Legend Hunting Ground
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wonderful menage
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Cerise talented shrine trust fund
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
Odious Organic Girlfriend Office
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
Swashbuckling Bistre Legend Hunting Ground
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
beta prole lodge
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
seedy hot stock car set
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
beta prole lodge
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
seedy hot stock car set
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
180 flushed karate sanctuary
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
mildly autistic striped hyena
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
yapping tantric stead
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
seedy hot stock car set
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
at-the-ready toaster really tough guy
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
seedy hot stock car set
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
at-the-ready toaster really tough guy
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
self-centered hell
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
Exhilarant site
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
harsh metal old irish cottage space
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
beta prole lodge
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
idiotic philosopher-king telephone
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
Stubborn school cafeteria therapy
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
coral hairless reading party filthpig
  06/16/14
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honey-headed vibrant nibblets
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
beta prole lodge
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
multi-colored jew
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they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Aphrodisiac chest-beating theatre fat ankles
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Makes me love hockey even more.
Clear native boltzmann
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beta prole lodge
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concupiscible puce volcanic crater
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
Sapphire market
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not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
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buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
bearded histrionic stage cumskin
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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concupiscible puce volcanic crater
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
wonderful menage
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Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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concupiscible puce volcanic crater
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*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
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*Is Rick Ankiel*
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
coral hairless reading party filthpig
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
honey-headed vibrant nibblets
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in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
concupiscible puce volcanic crater
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we can still make it.
honey-headed vibrant nibblets
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Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
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how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Cerise talented shrine trust fund

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Odious Organic Girlfriend Office

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: avocado blathering home mental disorder

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling burgundy theater stage

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: milky indian lodge

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: navy bawdyhouse

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Cerise talented shrine trust fund

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Arousing People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925177)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925253)



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated charismatic selfie degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#38464954)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bistre Legend Hunting Ground

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Cerise talented shrine trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763768)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Odious Organic Girlfriend Office

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Bistre Legend Hunting Ground

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: beta prole lodge

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: beta prole lodge

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: 180 flushed karate sanctuary

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: yapping tantric stead

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready toaster really tough guy

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: seedy hot stock car set

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready toaster really tough guy

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Vermilion house marketing idea

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923945)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: self-centered hell

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant site

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: harsh metal old irish cottage space

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: beta prole lodge

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: idiotic philosopher-king telephone

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Stubborn school cafeteria therapy

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: coral hairless reading party filthpig

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: honey-headed vibrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: beta prole lodge

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: multi-colored jew

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Gold glittery base goyim

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating theatre fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25763916)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Clear native boltzmann

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: beta prole lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25768074)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: concupiscible puce volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923925)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Sapphire market

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Pink nowag international law enforcement agency

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923938)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: bearded histrionic stage cumskin

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Pink nowag international law enforcement agency

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: concupiscible puce volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: wonderful menage

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: Vermilion house marketing idea

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Sapphire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25924537)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible puce volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925112)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: wonderful menage

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed vigorous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925281)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: coral hairless reading party filthpig

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: honey-headed vibrant nibblets

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: concupiscible puce volcanic crater

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: honey-headed vibrant nibblets

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: wonderful menage

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: coral hairless reading party filthpig

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: concupiscible puce volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#27140560)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: idiotic philosopher-king telephone

http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel#

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#27174133)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Well-lubricated charismatic selfie degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#45543934)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: seedy hot stock car set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2#47297701)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated charismatic selfie degenerate



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Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM
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