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ham and eggers should die
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They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profe...
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no, they're not.
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Mint public bath kitty cat

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: infuriating ultramarine yarmulke



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Flushed area



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: free-loading shivering property



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: adventurous fiercely-loyal location



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: magenta stimulating field fortuitous meteor

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Seedy startling crotch chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Mint public bath kitty cat



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: peach place of business

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: irradiated digit ratio point

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Violet theater affirmative action

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone slippery boltzmann sanctuary



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: buff incel feces



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Swollen Motley House

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Glassy startled nowag philosopher-king



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Mint public bath kitty cat



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Stubborn Dilemma

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Judgmental Stubborn Dilemma

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: pearl angry bawdyhouse

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Ocher party of the first part

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: comical cruise ship



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: clear soggy friendly grandma



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Ocher party of the first part

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Massive histrionic background story



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Glittery Awkward Pozpig Double Fault

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Ocher party of the first part

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: pearl angry bawdyhouse



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Gold Abode Karate



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Turquoise Genital Piercing



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired library

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Rose mind-boggling school cafeteria sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: diverse box office

love this thread

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Exciting effete den trump supporter



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: diverse box office

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: cerebral mother

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: red plaza

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: cerise hominid



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Contagious masturbator milk



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: red plaza

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: cerebral mother



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Spectacular Cuckoldry

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Mint public bath kitty cat

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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