Date: January 27th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Lake Lodge
Subject: FULL SONG LYRICAL PARODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDgLOd5L8As
[Verse 1]
Hah, shtickier than average
Tommy piss faggots off instinct
TURDy but my pits don't stink, sev'n figgas,
Death to SNOWniggas
JUICE for my tranny Thais in Chiang Mai
Hoes cheap, on the hoe creep, Tommy bang kathoey's [gah-TOE-ees]
Tommy been sad in days of undergrad
Never date, never did mate, hate hate hate
Broke something in me, choc'bar mini,
Girls talk to me? wanna do me? screw me?
Who me? Nope, NOWIG 4 LYFE
Sexiled out my tribe, fuck my life
Incel squeeze three from a cherry M-3
Hit every Stacey easily, creepily
But recently XO hatin' my penetratin' so I just
Post and lurk, barely work,
Livin' high life cheap as dirt, drunk as FURK
THAILAND, this is now my land, beaches and islands,
Cup of fresh JUICE, in my hand
[Chorus]
TommytommyTURDboi, can't you see?
Sometimes your PIPE just SODOMIZE me
And I adore your turdish ways
AZNgirls are whores, fuck the USA
(repeat)
[Verse 2]
I put those in CA onto ADEA
Then spend USD in HCMC
All-ladyboy, Pattaya 6th Soi
Every cutie sideways coochie gives me booty
Now what's my real duty, meaning what's really my goal
Fly around the whole world, log on XO to troll
Riding rickshaws, tuk tuks, four and a half
Hours through a monsoon just to get some ass
Gon' squeeze JUICE first, Whites O.D. last
That's how BIRDSHIT Amerikkkans die real fast
At last, a NIGGA poasting 'bout trains and booze,
Chinks and JOOS, the sexpat blues, fresh inexpensive JUICE
I still leave poopy on the pavement
Condo rent for, a 100-baht payment
Opening statement, note for complainant
Dorito tied up in a Houston basement
Face it, not guilty, that's how I stay filthy
Rich like CSLG, ain't nothing you can tell me
(Chorus)
[Verse 3]
I can prove I’m a real millionaire 'n' shit
Chinese brains, high-speed trains, one eighty, great Xi!
Wreck it build a new one
ASIA NUMBA ONE, AMERIKKKA DONE
I know my liver is, fucked up NIGGAshit
Spots docs say they're dark like licorice
So liquor this nigga up breezy
While you, with a pen, office 'til 10:00,
Boss JOO, mark changes up on versions,
Tommy going deep in teenage virgins
For certain, Tommy's made for, and paid for,
A life that you'd trade for, like 'ntetokumpo
Tell XO, wish they coulda cloned me,
Go out in a blaze of glory, chopper crash like Kobe,
Die before I'm lonely, better quick than slowly,
Fuck this gay earth, homie
(Chorus)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2623039&forum_id=2#39494519)