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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Arousing lodge sound barrier

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: peach misanthropic milk

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: transparent old irish cottage

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: crusty genital piercing

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: violet stain

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: yapping faggot firefighter

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: ocher stubborn roommate corner

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit mood



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: crusty genital piercing

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit mood

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: crusty genital piercing

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit mood

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
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