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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

IF your GIRLFRIEND's name is BLACKBERRY, welp, ya might be in BIG LAW.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:26 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: ocher marvelous step-uncle's house

Taking an ENTIRE Saturday off is a real TREAT!

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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:06 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

If someone asks you to cancel your vacation to do doc review and you say "thanks for the opportunity"...you might in Biglaw

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:30 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

"If your wife tells you to last longer than ten minutes in bed, and you say it was oh point two . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:29 PM
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"If you talk about spending Saturday with your partner, and you aren't GAY . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38344005)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

"If your dying words are, 'On balance, my life is in balance,' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722509)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724878)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725001)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725158)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: vivacious station

KIRKLAND SHATTERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26730239)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576506)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If you just did your time....and it wasn't in prison, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722525)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

lol, very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722542)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441088)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good black market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620671)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

If you need to sneak out of work at 8pm, and you don't work the late shift, you MIGHT be in Biglaw...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722572)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722576)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722585)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant kitchen

If your kids call you Phil and the pool boy Dad...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722573)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722584)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: lavender party of the first part

WILL'R DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722583)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722587)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722603)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fantasy-prone masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722618)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Autistic bull headed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723746)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: french elite church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723818)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724028)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724039)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: appetizing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724771)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Milky generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729372)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Judgmental Electric Alpha International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734244)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:49 PM
Author: dashing green double fault giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760824)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: aggressive piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766430)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: Lascivious National

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Autistic bull headed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298061)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: glittery trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298080)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: charismatic saffron tanning salon

jfc never change, xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29301199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: french elite church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441354)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: glittery trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247610)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Autistic bull headed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247616)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good black market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620673)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: supple pearly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923417)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: rose property partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655721)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:27 PM
Author: Autistic bull headed roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40208168)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: pea-brained odious stag film mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943358)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control useless spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943949)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

"If you're at a 'bar event' that doesn't have a mechanical bull . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722592)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Avocado school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28753075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441092)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If your idea of a PARTY LINE is PRESSIN POUND ta JOIN THE CONFERENCE, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722593)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If you are getting attracted to shrew asses . . . And you're not a shrew otherkin . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722596)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722875)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor

"If you've ever gotten into a fight with your wife and said, 'Why can't you be more like Seamless?' . . . YOU MIGHT be in biglaw."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722608)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: fuchsia base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380873)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: primrose floppy volcanic crater

If the words "DOC REVIEW" ever come out of your MOUTH when you're NOT first greeting a medical professional.... welp, you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722609)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fantasy-prone masturbator

"If you *own* 500 dollar SHOES, but can only *bone* 500 pound SHREWS...well, then, you MIGHT be in BigLaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722614)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722617)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: awkward buck-toothed prole stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722730)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724071)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724891)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: tripping swollen headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26734154)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: rusted talented filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35655556)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If you're surrounded by unhealthy Jews slaving away, and you're NOT at AUSCHWITZ . . . You MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722622)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722631)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Autistic bull headed roast beef



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: aggressive piazza digit ratio



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: crusty khaki dragon office



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Date: November 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: tripping swollen headpube



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774637)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: crystalline philosopher-king tank



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: rose property partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620661)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If CLIENT CONTACT makes you jizz in your pants, and you're not at a strip club . . . Heh. You MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722641)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Vigorous theater stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722644)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

if your idea of a vacation is working from a resort for ONLY six hours a day....you might be in Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722651)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441098)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35338469)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: primrose floppy volcanic crater

If "PACER" is something you say when you're NOT watchin' NASCAR.... you might be in biglaw....

or, you might be a nigger...

or hell, you might be BOTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722654)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If you've got more WHISKEY in yer DESK than you've drank at the bar all year, you MIGHT be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722662)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Elastic Band Reading Party

goddamn this hits close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722880)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: orchid arousing national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724904)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Transparent pozpig

If youre convinced you need a BIG BOY LETTER, and youre not HALFORD tp, you just might be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722663)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

The same basic premise works for bear hug letters as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722702)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: primrose floppy volcanic crater

If your sexual fantasies involve a woman wearing a PANT SUIT... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722682)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If the best part of your day is shittin' in the disabled stall that has poor wifi and 4g, you MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722716)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:10 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant kitchen

Epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722766)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Exciting main people chapel



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Indirect Expression Principal's Office

i think we've all been here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724224)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Cerise violent area pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725511)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: alcoholic halford space



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Wild Bearded Trailer Park Death Wish

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843095)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bisexual pink boistinker sanctuary



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
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Date: June 22nd, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: irradiated stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620007)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: pea-brained odious stag film mother



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Date: January 8th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Chrome excitant church building really tough guy

If ya wake up in the back seat of yer car wearin' a diaper yer wife made ya wear... AND it's not because she has a baby-fuckin' fetish but because the two of ya didn't want to shit all over yer clothes while ya stabbed her managin' partner in the kidneys 50 times... YOU MIGHT be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722738)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: primrose floppy volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722758)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

IF you dream of ONE DAY goin to work IN THE HOUSE and you AIN'T a plantation slave, ya might be in BIG LAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722771)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722783)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If you just said, "More work? Yes, master", and you're not building an ogre mound . . . You might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722776)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722785)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Chrome excitant church building really tough guy

If ya tell a fat chick "Sorry. Thanks."... and you didn't just ejaculate... you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722781)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722786)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Aromatic orchestra pit



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Date: January 24th, 2020 2:51 PM
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Date: May 14th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: primrose floppy volcanic crater

If your SECRETARY has a better life than YOU DO... you might be in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722795)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: fighting gay resort mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726733)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: aggressive piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766438)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If VPN doesn't sound like a rash on your ding dong, you MIGHT be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26722856)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: hot swashbuckling weed whacker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576536)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: supple pearly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923423)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723726)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 4:42 PM
Author: maroon university hissy fit

This thread epitomizes xo. Genuinely hilarious. Genuinely offensive. Keeps you coming back but you'll never admit it or link this shit to anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26723802)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724065)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:55 PM
Author: navy bespoke sneaky criminal

I was just reading through this and marveling at how xoxo really is the bubbling over of repressed creativity.

This site is the young lawyer's equivalent to the slave songs of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766878)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: aggressive piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577185)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: anal unholy senate

If giving 'thanks' doesn't involve the Lord's Prayer . . . you might be in BigLaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724035)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

I like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724604)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

This one is a good combination of his IRL shtick and xo stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724610)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fantasy-prone masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724846)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good black market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620675)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:11 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

If you've ever spent all night at the PRINTERS, and you're NOT a Kinko's JANITOR...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724062)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 5:13 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

If you don't have an outlook on life, but spend your life on Outlook...you might be in Biglaw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724090)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: aggressive piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726498)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: crusty khaki dragon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726770)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:06 PM
Author: crusty khaki dragon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731743)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bisexual pink boistinker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576490)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Indirect Expression Principal's Office

If you're forced to small talk law shrews at the Keurig machine, ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724650)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: anal unholy senate

If you read XO but 'not for the n-threadding' . . . you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724680)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724718)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Chestnut Ticket Booth Depressive

If you SPEND $70,000 a year raising one kid, but you never actually SEE 'em...well, then you just might be in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724734)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sticky Indirect Expression Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26724737)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If your wife turns on her vibrator, and you reach to check you email, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725061)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple

Holy shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725072)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725822)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: crusty khaki dragon office

best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26726777)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441135)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control useless spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620660)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good black market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620676)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: gaped theater gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#34923579)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If someone says Lipton, and you don't say sweetened, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725070)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If you are asked by congress if you took performance enhancing drugs, and you plead the fifth because you take Adderall, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725087)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If you are 40 and your title is associate, but you don't work at Walmart, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725109)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725125)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored bossy address people who are hurt

fuck, I'm turning 40 soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729358)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28774623)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If you started posting on xoxo in 2004, you might still be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725114)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Transparent pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725836)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: azure newt organic girlfriend

If someone brags about getting hired at KPMG and you regret your own life choices, you might bein BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725190)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: anal unholy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26725810)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

If you have 7 years of post-highschool education, and making signature pages is part of your job description....YOU might be in Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729080)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Carnelian big clown native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26729126)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Chrome excitant church building really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26731737)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If your significant other does not ask when you are coming home, she asks IF you are coming home, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760798)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy Titillating Patrolman Nibblets

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761079)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: Spectacular peach hospital

If you have student loans, and you can actually pay them, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26760847)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441117)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Trip Soggy Hell

If you and three other bleary-eyed guys are clustered around a table at 2:30 am on a TUESDAY NIGHT eating SUSHI, and you're not eating that sushi off of a NAKED STRIPPER...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761313)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine

this is my favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26761565)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Trip Soggy Hell

If you fantasize about getting HIT BY A CAB, but realizing that you forgot to update a CROSS-REFERENCE in a 110-PAGE PURCHASE AGREEMENT causes you to break into a TERRIFIED COLD SWEAT...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766054)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: domesticated stirring boiling water institution

lol'd hard for some reason. might be cumulative effect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766702)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control useless spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620665)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: pea-brained odious stag film mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943377)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Trip Soggy Hell

If you pull an ALL-NIGHTER each THANKSGIVING, and it's not because you are trying to get an early jump on BLACK FRIDAY SALES...you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766138)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766037)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: navy bespoke sneaky criminal

If you attended a work function instead of an old friend's funeral because of the potential networking, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766906)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:08 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig

If the amount you care about prestige has decreased inverse to the depth of the cock shoved in your ass, you MIGHT be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26766963)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Trip Soggy Hell

If you agonize over whether you're senior enough to wear a PINK TIE with little BUNNIES on it to work...you just might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767156)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441126)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Insanely creepy stimulating pocket flask deer antler

If you get stuck on a 10 hour long phone deposition listening to the life history of some fat fuck ARE COUNTRY hick talk about every job he's ever had then you may be in BIGLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767264)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Trip Soggy Hell

If you leave your job to take a PAYCUT and learn a few months later that your bonus at your previous job would have been $100k (twice the level you were expecting), and you do not feel ANY REGRET WHATSOEVER...you may...previously have been in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26767278)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: anal unholy senate

I did this and was just really happy for everyone I left behind. They earned it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576504)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#26843059)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fantasy-prone masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27205257)



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Date: February 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27296038)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27576407)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: ultramarine point

If you realize your job is PUNISHMENT For PLAGIARIZING in college

http://www.kramerlevin.com/kviswanathan/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27577202)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#27578568)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: maniacal sound barrier set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28481282)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752928)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned salmon mood cruise ship

If you send an OUT OF OFFICE for CHRISTMAS MORNING - well, you just might be BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28752966)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Adventurous Indian Lodge Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28933149)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29298042)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: clear fragrant location stain

If a vital part of your job is turning colons into semicolons, and you're NOT a GI surgeon...then YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765947)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Bearded laughsome home rigor

pretty good. also: "If you stare at more semicolons than a colonoscopist in a cancer clinic...YOU MIGHT BE IN BIGLAW."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765971)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765975)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: clear fragrant location stain

*sips coffee, looks at own post with satisfaction*

*begins weeping quietly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615935)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fluffy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33620604)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: cerebral garrison preventive strike

If you plead with God to ensconce you in the sweet embrace of eternal slumber... Ya might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765991)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: clear fragrant location stain

...but you still sign the partner's name to the pleading out of habit...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766006)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: irradiated stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28935775)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#32606513)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:40 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If yer chargin' $3.99 a minute to talk to sad old men at 3am on a Friday night, and you AIN'T discussin' the particulars of their genitalia, well, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28765999)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766009)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: contagious toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29441132)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If you spend the night contemplating the delicate interplay between 36D and 32B, and they don't belong to Amber and Tiffany, you might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766005)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If you're sneaking out behind the bushes at your son's little league game, and you reach into your pocket for your iPhone not a pack of Marlboro Reds, you might be in big law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766026)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: 180 cruel-hearted azn

If you regularly take deep dives, but don't own a SCUBA mask, ya might be in BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766032)



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Date: September 16th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#28766046)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#29440801)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#30247606)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: maniacal sound barrier set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#31630124)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 7:38 AM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#33615649)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#35337496)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: motley cream lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#36495823)



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Date: December 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Massive zombie-like parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#37380335)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: opaque provocative house mad cow disease

If your boss is always asking "where are we on this," and he's not pointing at a map, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731749)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: opaque provocative house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731855)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:41 PM
Author: opaque provocative house mad cow disease

If you look up to the guy fixing your offices' HVAC and it's not because he's standing on a ladder, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731893)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: opaque provocative house mad cow disease

If you're getting stealthed, and your not a Cold War missile site, you might be in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#38731903)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: fuchsia base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40943342)



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Date: September 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: dull stubborn menage



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Date: September 18th, 2020 8:25 PM
Author: yapping angry parlour

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728289&forum_id=2#40944573)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser State Affirmative Action



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