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Now that I'm married, hearing about TINDER pisses me off

sounds like a blast sounds like hordes of giggling shrews a...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
it's like I was on the last boat that went through cape horn...
Costumed Painfully Honest Resort
  11/16/14
right????
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
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Burgundy twisted black woman
  11/16/14
It's overrated. Be happy with what you got, brother
Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
that's not what I want to hear in this thread I picture a...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
It does ooze indeed brother. Some nights I lay awake until 3...
Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
swipe swipe swipe squish squish squish snort snort snort ...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
A lot of them just want to snap snap snap you pictures of th...
Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
I didn't even consider it as a mutual masturbation tool, so ...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
Sometimes yeah. Some of them are just on it to do this mostl...
Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
How can you be sure they aren't men? Is it like mutual video...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
You snapchat videos back and forth. I can see vaginas and mu...
Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
what a world the weirdest thing about the internet is reali...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
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Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage
  11/16/14
You're not missing out on much bro. GRINDR on the other hand...
Spectacular idea he suggested
  11/16/14
fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! orgies for the askin...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
Like how I graduated high school just after AOL messaging ca...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
Bro, this is where I tell you to man up RIGHT FUCKING NOW an...
Spectacular idea he suggested
  11/16/14
huh, I'm married EDIT oh wait... yeah, your friends would...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
Download Tinder and GRINDR. It's not cheating until you stic...
Spectacular idea he suggested
  11/16/14
nah. my wife is ex-CIA, she'd snout it out and I don't have ...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
it's pretty easy to solve your marriage problem, brother
curious coiffed really tough guy box office
  11/16/14
trap door and punji spikes?
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
I'm in NYC. A lot of girls on Tinder think it will actually...
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  11/16/14
ugh, I remember when I used OkCupid many girls were using it...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
I live in NYC. I think I've had a girl offer to pay her sha...
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  11/16/14
maybe being married isn't so bad the only chix who would of...
floppy lettuce sandwich
  11/16/14
I once had a girl tell me that she only offers to pay if she...
gay reading party library
  11/16/14
sigh, sounds about right
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  11/16/14
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

sounds like a blast

sounds like hordes of giggling shrews are down to screw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730410)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Costumed Painfully Honest Resort

it's like I was on the last boat that went through cape horn to get to california and now i see all sorts of bros who just took the panama canal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730438)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

right????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730446)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Burgundy twisted black woman



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage

It's overrated. Be happy with what you got, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730418)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

that's not what I want to hear in this thread

I picture acres of glistening flesh

dames rolling their eyes white with lust

pink flesh pulsing and oozing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730431)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage

It does ooze indeed brother. Some nights I lay awake until 3 or 4 in the morning, face illuminated only by the glow of Tinder. I can feel my matches' eyes on me, wondering about me, oh good lord, it's magical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730447)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

swipe swipe swipe

squish squish squish

snort snort snort

splurt splurt splurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730457)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage

A lot of them just want to snap snap snap you pictures of them schlicking their cunts, and hear about your cock engorging. I once faked an orgasm for one of them, ungh unghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730474)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

I didn't even consider it as a mutual masturbation tool, so you don't even meet them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730478)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage

Sometimes yeah. Some of them are just on it to do this mostly I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730484)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

How can you be sure they aren't men? Is it like mutual video?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730494)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage

You snapchat videos back and forth. I can see vaginas and mush so I know it's not a man. I suppose it could be some kind of trickery, though. But she'll do shit I tell her to do so I doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730502)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

what a world

the weirdest thing about the internet is realizing women have sexual appetites too

I was always told hands off little psychopath don't intrude on their tempting little nuggets

they are too pure for your grubby hands

now all can see they are demented whores

sigh, I guess the mystery is gone

but it must be SO MUCH EASIER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730514)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Contagious Navy Faggot Firefighter Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730526)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested

You're not missing out on much bro. GRINDR on the other hand..that's some life-changing shit right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730433)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!

orgies for the asking



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730436)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

Like how I graduated high school just after AOL messaging came online and shit, how much fucking easier would dating have been if you didn't have to man up and call girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730452)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested

Bro, this is where I tell you to man up RIGHT FUCKING NOW and do what you gotta do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730470)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

huh, I'm married

EDIT oh wait... yeah, your friends would cluster around and get you all hyped up while you'd flip through the school directory and feel the terrible weight on you as you dialed those digits and the click click click as the trunk lines connected and that thin little voice on teh other end...

Hi, Emily? It's smudge... from school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730476)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Spectacular idea he suggested

Download Tinder and GRINDR. It's not cheating until you stick it in bro. Just peep your head out to see what's going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730509)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

nah. my wife is ex-CIA, she'd snout it out and I don't have facebook anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730522)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: curious coiffed really tough guy box office

it's pretty easy to solve your marriage problem, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730504)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

trap door and punji spikes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730537)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: gay reading party library

I'm in NYC. A lot of girls on Tinder think it will actually lead to a relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730528)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

ugh, I remember when I used OkCupid many girls were using it for NETWORKING (never mind they never tried to pay their share)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730535)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: gay reading party library

I live in NYC. I think I've had a girl offer to pay her share maybe twice. And these are supposedly feminist shrews with uber-careers and all sorts of half marathons to their name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730583)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

maybe being married isn't so bad

the only chix who would offer to pay were fresh off the boat

and I interpreted it to mean they weren't interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730589)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: gay reading party library

I once had a girl tell me that she only offers to pay if she's not interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730677)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich

sigh, sounds about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730686)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: floppy lettuce sandwich



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Date: April 13th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: Chocolate Vivacious Den



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