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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
Contagious hilarious stag film
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Thriller Fluffy Site
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol
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Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast
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dark stage
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Only to a certain extent
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flatulent passionate multi-billionaire keepsake machete
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Amazing work here.
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol
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Cq
talented death wish place of business
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chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
godawful dull state
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What a SPS language and writing system
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
talented death wish place of business
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
Titillating native
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
vigorous stage persian
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korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
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Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
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agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
Mauve electric national associate
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Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Buff house-broken tattoo
  02/18/15
Yes
Tripping trump supporter
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
Tripping trump supporter
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Dead Razzle-dazzle Wagecucks Pisswyrm
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what the fuck
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Contagious hilarious stag film
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lol
cerebral partner
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what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
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lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
Lascivious french center
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you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
Mauve electric national associate
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Buff house-broken tattoo
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That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
Lascivious french center
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concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Buff house-broken tattoo
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OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
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?
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tyvmft.
flatulent passionate multi-billionaire keepsake machete
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
talented death wish place of business
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1:35 LJL
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
beady-eyed crystalline rehab
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There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
self-absorbed silver striped hyena mediation
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think its russian or some shit
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It's Swedish
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Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol
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lol. fuckin chinks
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Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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I'm Brian Fellows!
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Thriller Fluffy Site

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27169724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: talented death wish place of business

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170158)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Clear gas station kitty



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: floppy blue parlor elastic band



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: dark stage



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Clear gas station kitty

Only to a certain extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170266)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: talented death wish place of business



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: talented death wish place of business



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: talented death wish place of business



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: Rose fat ankles filthpig



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: free-loading chapel mood



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle poppy french chef abode



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac police squad hall



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed silver striped hyena mediation



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: flatulent passionate multi-billionaire keepsake machete



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: bipolar pozpig sex offender

Amazing work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422261)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious boistinker electric furnace

lol at the monsoon part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277056)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Sick scarlet point jap



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Navy Dilemma



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Filthy Feces Coffee Pot

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: talented death wish place of business

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: godawful dull state

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: talented death wish place of business

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Titillating native

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220556)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: vigorous stage persian

wait, there are different species of azns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339800)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Mauve electric national associate

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340005)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Mauve electric national associate

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Buff house-broken tattoo

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Tripping trump supporter

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Tripping trump supporter

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Wagecucks Pisswyrm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Titillating native

what the fuck

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: cerebral partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27225576)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Lascivious french center

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Mauve electric national associate

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Buff house-broken tattoo

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342463)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Lascivious french center

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Buff house-broken tattoo

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Multi-colored Tanning Salon

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: federal fighting parlour queen of the night

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: flatulent passionate multi-billionaire keepsake machete

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: talented death wish place of business

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Bistre Beta Corn Cake Personal Credit Line

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed crystalline rehab

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Bistre Beta Corn Cake Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339788)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Bistre Beta Corn Cake Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27340623)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: disrespectful hominid international law enforcement agency

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: 180 onyx water buffalo set

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed silver striped hyena mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342441)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Buff house-broken tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342488)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Rose fat ankles filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422195)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Navy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033747)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed silver striped hyena mediation

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Buff house-broken tattoo

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: heady glassy pit

It's Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: flushed pungent ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30276995)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Sick scarlet point jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408686)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27176101)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: big clown stead

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220547)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Titillating native

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Yellow gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27225563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Rose fat ankles filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: talented death wish place of business

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: fuchsia temple

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Henna fortuitous meteor public bath

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: abusive stirring business firm nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037152)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Bistre Beta Corn Cake Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27345983)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: talented death wish place of business

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Bistre Beta Corn Cake Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#27730574)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: flushed pungent ticket booth really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037129)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: heady glassy pit

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: excitant school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: curious copper senate liquid oxygen

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Odious Deer Antler Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277145)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422075)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: ivory kink-friendly theatre legend

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: motley shaky church doctorate

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: excitant school

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: Contagious hilarious stag film



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#40408656)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bronze Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033726)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Immigrant Coldplay Fan

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#47033769)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2#50066992)