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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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adventurous mewling location becky
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Sticky area
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Light yapping kitchen ladyboy
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pink national security agency
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flesh church
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Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
slippery box office therapy
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fucking lol
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lavender unholy parlour background story
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crystalline comical lettuce
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Thriller glassy reading party
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Passionate seedy brunch
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1800000
Tan Turdskin Yarmulke
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legit
Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
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milky filthy garrison
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Laughsome Rebellious Crackhouse Jew
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Passionate seedy brunch
  03/12/16
lmfao
Kink-friendly home
  10/28/16
LOL
white curious roast beef degenerate
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lol
azure state
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Hot trust fund tattoo
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Galvanic Orchestra Pit
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crystalline comical lettuce
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Domesticated Business Firm
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effete lime athletic conference
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salmon lascivious parlor
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Vivacious corn cake
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Transparent titillating rigpig university
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
fragrant menage
  03/12/15
Moar!
Racy headpube idiot
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
hairless point liquid oxygen
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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adventurous mewling location becky
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Sexy resort preventive strike
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Lol 1800
Hot trust fund tattoo
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Galvanic Orchestra Pit
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Boyish Honey-headed Locale
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salmon lascivious parlor
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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concupiscible genital piercing
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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Vivacious corn cake
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
flesh church
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Wonderful codepig mad cow disease
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
Racy headpube idiot
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adventurous mewling location becky
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
adventurous mewling location becky
  02/21/22
You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
emerald queen of the night travel guidebook
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flesh church
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learning disabled community account
  03/15/15
closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
  03/11/15
Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
flesh church
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
flesh church
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
  03/11/15
Shit
flesh church
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
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odious chapel fanboi
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
grizzly flatulent kitty cat den
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Insane walnut sneaky criminal
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flesh church
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/18/22
still going strong
onyx apoplectic senate crotch
  04/20/22
(Chip Kelly)
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
flesh church
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
emerald queen of the night travel guidebook
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
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flesh church
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
emerald queen of the night travel guidebook
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mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
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pontificating dark private investor
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learning disabled community account
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concupiscible genital piercing
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lavender unholy parlour background story
  03/11/15
"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Wonderful codepig mad cow disease
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flesh church
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Adulterous indecent property regret
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slippery box office therapy
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lavender unholy parlour background story
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
flesh church
  03/11/15
*bark aves
big dilemma generalized bond
  03/15/15
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Internet-worthy set
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
adventurous mewling location becky
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Wonderful codepig mad cow disease
  03/11/15
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Charcoal ticket booth boiling water
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
amethyst bateful bawdyhouse electric furnace
  03/11/15
Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
deep multi-billionaire pozpig
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Wonderful codepig mad cow disease
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Thriller glassy reading party
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infuriating lilac space deer antler
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Charcoal ticket booth boiling water
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Insane walnut sneaky criminal
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
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crusty silver nowag
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Passionate seedy brunch
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slippery box office therapy
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Canary stirring address organic girlfriend
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Mint foreskin
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
fragrant menage
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Cordovan Cerebral Hunting Ground
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Frisky shimmering knife azn
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Bistre incel base
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crystalline comical lettuce
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lmao
provocative gas station
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Angry Theatre
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Domesticated Business Firm
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Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
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effete lime athletic conference
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concupiscible genital piercing
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
  12/09/21
!!!
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Hairraiser Chrome Personal Credit Line Doctorate
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
deep multi-billionaire pozpig
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Arrogant brilliant coffee pot station
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talented main people
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electric mental disorder
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Gold Abode Jewess
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fighting fantasy-prone center place of business
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
grizzly flatulent kitty cat den
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
flesh church
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
buck-toothed public bath french chef
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
flesh church
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Racy headpube idiot
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
deep multi-billionaire pozpig
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flesh church
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adventurous mewling location becky
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Lemon stain volcanic crater
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mustard nursing home
  03/12/15
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mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
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180
copper disrespectful field juggernaut
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pink national security agency
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Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
Excitant Harsh Whorehouse Candlestick Maker
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
  03/12/15
great thread
Rough-skinned lodge roommate
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
fragrant menage
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Passionate seedy brunch
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
rusted mind-boggling love of her life
  04/14/16
Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
razzle-dazzle corner
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Arrogant brilliant coffee pot station
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
razzle-dazzle corner
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razzle-dazzle corner
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Sadistic sick forum persian
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Motley range
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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180
adventurous mewling location becky
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
razzle-dazzle corner
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Opaque Arousing Old Irish Cottage
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adventurous mewling location becky
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
razzle-dazzle corner
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Light yapping kitchen ladyboy
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Irradiated Newt Pocket Flask
  03/14/15
"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Irradiated Newt Pocket Flask
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
learning disabled community account
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hairless point liquid oxygen
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spruce ceo
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
Sadistic sick forum persian
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mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life
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Narrow-minded national
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lavender unholy parlour background story
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ruh roh
crystalline comical lettuce
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mustard nursing home
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Frisky shimmering knife azn
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
stimulating trump supporter
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flesh church
  04/02/15
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lavender unholy parlour background story
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Aromatic Hall
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
flesh church
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Floppy native partner
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Passionate seedy brunch
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mustard nursing home
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crystalline comical lettuce
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bespoke casino
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concupiscible genital piercing
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diverse institution people who are hurt
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holy fucking shit
provocative gas station
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Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
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carmine spot
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effete lime athletic conference
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Buff vibrant plaza kitty
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concupiscible genital piercing
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/22/22
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Charismatic brindle gay wizard
  04/05/15
180
mustard nursing home
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180^180
Cordovan Cerebral Hunting Ground
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crystalline comical lettuce
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Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole
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sepia hospital affirmative action
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
mustard nursing home
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mustard nursing home
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deep multi-billionaire pozpig
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
  12/06/21
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adventurous mewling location becky
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onyx apoplectic senate crotch
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Bistre incel base
  04/27/15
HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Lemon stain volcanic crater
  05/08/15
underrated
alcoholic step-uncle's house
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Bistre incel base
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mustard nursing home
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
crystalline comical lettuce
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flesh church
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
red filthpig patrolman
  06/03/15
Ouch
flesh church
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
fighting fantasy-prone center place of business
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adventurous mewling location becky
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
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Contagious Pale Famous Landscape Painting Temple
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pink national security agency
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Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression
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mustard nursing home
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Bistre incel base
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insanely creepy violent associate antidepressant drug
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
swashbuckling crawly school selfie
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
mustard nursing home
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
deep multi-billionaire pozpig
  10/09/15
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flesh church
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
mustard nursing home
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
deep multi-billionaire pozpig
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Racy headpube idiot
  03/12/16
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Fear-inspiring Brethren
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
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adventurous mewling location becky
  12/10/21
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Saffron disturbing school cafeteria pervert
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
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Misanthropic anal locus
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
effete lime athletic conference
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deep multi-billionaire pozpig
  07/15/16
CR.
adventurous mewling location becky
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mustard nursing home
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
  07/26/16
i really like it here
flesh church
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adventurous mewling location becky
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adventurous mewling location becky
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
adventurous mewling location becky
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effete lime athletic conference
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
effete lime athletic conference
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Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle
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flesh church
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mustard nursing home
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vigorous zippy coldplay fan indian lodge
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adventurous mewling location becky
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
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effete lime athletic conference
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Overrated Lake Water Buffalo
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Misanthropic anal locus
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effete lime athletic conference
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
insecure orange heaven
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mustard nursing home
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mustard nursing home
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Coiffed Factory Reset Button Quadroon
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effete lime athletic conference
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: flesh church

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: emerald queen of the night travel guidebook

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: learning disabled community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: flesh church

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: flesh church

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: flesh church

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: odious chapel fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: grizzly flatulent kitty cat den

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Insane walnut sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: flesh church

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: emerald queen of the night travel guidebook

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: emerald queen of the night travel guidebook

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: pontificating dark private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: learning disabled community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: concupiscible genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: lavender unholy parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Wonderful codepig mad cow disease

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Adulterous indecent property regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: slippery box office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: lavender unholy parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: flesh church

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: big dilemma generalized bond

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Internet-worthy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful codepig mad cow disease

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Charcoal ticket booth boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst bateful bawdyhouse electric furnace

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Wonderful codepig mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Thriller glassy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: infuriating lilac space deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Charcoal ticket booth boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Insane walnut sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: crusty silver nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate seedy brunch

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: slippery box office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Canary stirring address organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Mint foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: fragrant menage

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Cordovan Cerebral Hunting Ground

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Frisky shimmering knife azn

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: rose multi-colored black woman

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Bistre incel base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: crystalline comical lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: provocative gas station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Angry Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Domesticated Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: very tactful aphrodisiac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: dashing double fault milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser Chrome Personal Credit Line Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Arrogant brilliant coffee pot station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: talented main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Buff vibrant plaza kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: electric mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Gold Abode Jewess

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: fighting fantasy-prone center place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: grizzly flatulent kitty cat den

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: flesh church

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath french chef

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: flesh church

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Racy headpube idiot

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Lemon stain volcanic crater

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: copper disrespectful field juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: pink national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Excitant Harsh Whorehouse Candlestick Maker

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lodge roommate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: fragrant menage

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Passionate seedy brunch

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: rusted mind-boggling love of her life

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Arrogant brilliant coffee pot station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Sadistic sick forum persian

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Motley range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Opaque Arousing Old Irish Cottage

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Light yapping kitchen ladyboy

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Newt Pocket Flask

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Newt Pocket Flask

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: learning disabled community account

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: hairless point liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: spruce ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Sadistic sick forum persian

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: lavender unholy parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: crystalline comical lettuce

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Frisky shimmering knife azn

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: stimulating trump supporter

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: lavender unholy parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Hall

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: flesh church

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Bistre incel base

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Appetizing toilet seat shrine



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Floppy native partner



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate seedy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: crystalline comical lettuce



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: concupiscible genital piercing



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: diverse institution people who are hurt



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: provocative gas station

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic brindle gay wizard



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: mustard nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Cerebral Hunting Ground

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: crystalline comical lettuce



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant hairy legs prole



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: mustard nursing home

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Bistre incel base



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Lemon stain volcanic crater

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic step-uncle's house

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Bistre incel base



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: crystalline comical lettuce

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: flesh church



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: red filthpig patrolman

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: flesh church

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: fighting fantasy-prone center place of business

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Contagious Pale Famous Landscape Painting Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: pink national security agency



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating cruise ship indirect expression



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: swashbuckling crawly school selfie

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: mustard nursing home

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: mustard nursing home

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Racy headpube idiot

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Brethren

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Saffron disturbing school cafeteria pervert

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic anal locus



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: effete lime athletic conference

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire pozpig



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: flesh church

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: flesh church



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Author: mustard nursing home



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



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Author: Overrated Lake Water Buffalo



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Misanthropic anal locus



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: insecure orange heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: mustard nursing home



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Author: mustard nursing home



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Factory Reset Button Quadroon



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: effete lime athletic conference



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Boyish Honey-headed Locale



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Coiffed Factory Reset Button Quadroon



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: cocky haunted graveyard stock car



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Author: mustard nursing home



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: histrionic out-of-control meetinghouse

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: mustard nursing home

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Bright sweet tailpipe round eye



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: dashing double fault milk

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Bat-shit-crazy Stage Twinkling Uncleanness

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: adventurous mewling location becky

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: confused market

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic anal locus



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Mischievous know-it-all theater stage wrinkle



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Vivacious corn cake



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: mustard nursing home

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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: chest-beating underhanded library

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed mentally impaired pit

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Author: razzle idiotic cuck legal warrant



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Charcoal ticket booth boiling water

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Charcoal ticket booth boiling water

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: razzle idiotic cuck legal warrant

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Charcoal ticket booth boiling water

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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: onyx apoplectic senate crotch

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
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