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My Uncle Won Millions in the Lottery, Then Lost it All

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousand...
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He went to American?
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: Odious turdskin degenerate

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousands, on the lottery before he lucked out. Several thousand alone on scratch off. But his real addiction was the powerball/megamillions. He was almost 50, and I remember the day he called up my parents and told them that he had won nearly 60 million. This was about 35 million after the lump sum if I remember correctly. My dad even encouraged him to take the annual payout, because he didn't trust him not to blow it. He wouldn't, he assured them.

My Uncle moved to a McMansion on the Florida coast and fulfilled one of his weirdest childhood dreams. He had an unusual "dance" floor installed: it was made entirely of thick, reinforced glass. Below the glass he had, I'm not kidding, an aquarium put in. He filled it with fish, coral, and a real live shark. At 3-4 feet long, it wasn't a huge shark, but it ate all the fish within a week or two. The upkeep was really expensive, and to add to it, he decided (after it had been built) that he wanted the glass to "retract" so he could feed the shark himself and put in turtles and other sea creatures that have to come up for oxygen. This was really expensive. He did it anyway.

He'd have people over all the time to check out the "dance" floor, which he always called it even though no one danced on it and there wasn't even anything in the room to play music. So he'd just have parties and drink a lot and he and his guests would hang out on the retractable dance floor made of glass with a shark beneath.

During one of these parties, a reveler accidentally retracted the glass when people were still on it (he backed into the switch). Everyone freaked out and ran off. And everyone made it, everyone but a 5 year old year, African-American girl. My Uncle was not racist and often invited African-Americans to his parties and had many African-American friends. The shark immediately went for her and chomped her in half even though others tried to come to the rescue. The family sued my Uncle Alan for negligence, and he lost nearly everything after the jury returned its verdict after deliberating for nearly ten minutes.

On this day, my passion for the law developed. The jaws of life that snatched this young sweet girl (and the jaws of the shark) face us all. I am confident that the Tulane University College of Law will allow me to fulfill my burning passion to become a lawyer. Thank you for your consideration. Please note that I will be retaking the LSAT in February and I will promptly send in my new, hopefully higher, score (I hit 158 on my PT this past week).

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets theater stage



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Date: March 27th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: bright state coldplay fan

Welcome to the class of 2018, son.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Stirring hairy legs resort

Fish don't like music, true fact.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Sexy institution blood rage



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Infuriating mewling nowag

Link?

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Odious turdskin degenerate

Gimme a minute

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Coiffed Cracking Windowlicker



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Obsidian razzmatazz house



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: spectacular carnelian stage

i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too well written for a sub-158 bro (not flame)

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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Balding Property Newt

that's part of what makes it so good

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Vermilion chad



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets theater stage



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Date: March 28th, 2023 5:58 AM
Author: Adventurous site love of her life



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:28 AM
Author: bespoke bull headed parlour

He's hoping to score higher on retake

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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:46 PM
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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:02 PM
Author: drunken church

One fucking eighty

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Motley immigrant orchestra pit



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Ebony sound barrier

pretty good!

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Skinny Woman

jesus | fuckin | christ

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Odious turdskin degenerate

you'll never guess what happened next

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Date: April 4th, 2015 8:49 AM
Author: peach dog poop boltzmann

He went to American?

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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Smoky indian lodge

nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: nudist trip reading party



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Zombie-like Skinny Woman



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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Mustard menage

180

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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant white marketing idea

180 twist, tyft

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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Odious turdskin degenerate



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like Skinny Woman



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Flirting forum voyeur

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Olive Church Building

Admissions committee requests a photograph of the retractable dance shark dance floor.

Thank

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like Skinny Woman



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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: Excitant elastic band

This gets my first 180 since I came back.

Relevance of girl's race to story?

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Odious turdskin degenerate

Ty!

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like Skinny Woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Primrose Legal Warrant

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: mind-boggling nibblets theater stage



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:56 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:48 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bateful french deer antler foreskin

Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.

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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Useless Brakes Dingle Berry

180, but last sentence is overkill

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