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My Uncle Won Millions in the Lottery, Then Lost it All

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousand...
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He went to American?
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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:53 PM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser police squad abode

My Uncle Alan had spent thousands, probably tens of thousands, on the lottery before he lucked out. Several thousand alone on scratch off. But his real addiction was the powerball/megamillions. He was almost 50, and I remember the day he called up my parents and told them that he had won nearly 60 million. This was about 35 million after the lump sum if I remember correctly. My dad even encouraged him to take the annual payout, because he didn't trust him not to blow it. He wouldn't, he assured them.

My Uncle moved to a McMansion on the Florida coast and fulfilled one of his weirdest childhood dreams. He had an unusual "dance" floor installed: it was made entirely of thick, reinforced glass. Below the glass he had, I'm not kidding, an aquarium put in. He filled it with fish, coral, and a real live shark. At 3-4 feet long, it wasn't a huge shark, but it ate all the fish within a week or two. The upkeep was really expensive, and to add to it, he decided (after it had been built) that he wanted the glass to "retract" so he could feed the shark himself and put in turtles and other sea creatures that have to come up for oxygen. This was really expensive. He did it anyway.

He'd have people over all the time to check out the "dance" floor, which he always called it even though no one danced on it and there wasn't even anything in the room to play music. So he'd just have parties and drink a lot and he and his guests would hang out on the retractable dance floor made of glass with a shark beneath.

During one of these parties, a reveler accidentally retracted the glass when people were still on it (he backed into the switch). Everyone freaked out and ran off. And everyone made it, everyone but a 5 year old year, African-American girl. My Uncle was not racist and often invited African-Americans to his parties and had many African-American friends. The shark immediately went for her and chomped her in half even though others tried to come to the rescue. The family sued my Uncle Alan for negligence, and he lost nearly everything after the jury returned its verdict after deliberating for nearly ten minutes.

On this day, my passion for the law developed. The jaws of life that snatched this young sweet girl (and the jaws of the shark) face us all. I am confident that the Tulane University College of Law will allow me to fulfill my burning passion to become a lawyer. Thank you for your consideration. Please note that I will be retaking the LSAT in February and I will promptly send in my new, hopefully higher, score (I hit 158 on my PT this past week).

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Fighting fragrant idea he suggested



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Date: March 27th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Smoky Station Codepig



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Splenetic Native Idiot

Welcome to the class of 2018, son.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: insecure aggressive faggot firefighter yarmulke

Fish don't like music, true fact.

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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Coiffed rough-skinned halford dopamine



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Date: March 29th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: milky goal in life

Link?

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser police squad abode

Gimme a minute

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Date: March 29th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Lavender Hominid Area



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle french therapy



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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly house

i enjoyed this poast, brother, but i actually think it's too well written for a sub-158 bro (not flame)

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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Adulterous Bbw Lodge

that's part of what makes it so good

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: house-broken marketing idea



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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Fighting fragrant idea he suggested



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Date: March 28th, 2023 5:58 AM
Author: Glittery plaza



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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:28 AM
Author: orange filthpig senate

He's hoping to score higher on retake

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Date: March 29th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: purple sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:02 PM
Author: crimson razzle internal respiration state

One fucking eighty

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Stirring Indigo Roast Beef



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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Mustard Rigor

pretty good!

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Date: March 29th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy electric stage

jesus | fuckin | christ

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser police squad abode

you'll never guess what happened next

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Date: April 4th, 2015 8:49 AM
Author: Obsidian stead depressive

He went to American?

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Date: March 28th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: low-t preventive strike

nope, he lucked out and did the WUSTL

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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Curious church building



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Date: March 29th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Curious church building



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Date: March 30th, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy electric stage



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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: violent locale

180

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Date: March 30th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: tripping lake cruise ship wrinkle

180 twist, tyft

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Date: April 1st, 2015 8:05 PM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser police squad abode



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Slap-happy electric stage



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Cobalt insanely creepy piazza

190

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: free-loading keepsake machete

Admissions committee requests a photograph of the retractable dance shark dance floor.

Thank

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy electric stage



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Date: April 4th, 2015 3:27 AM
Author: Hideous brethren center

This gets my first 180 since I came back.

Relevance of girl's race to story?

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Date: April 4th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Bipolar hairraiser police squad abode

Ty!

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy electric stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: mewling misanthropic parlor mediation

rach should come back again

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Date: September 21st, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: Fighting fragrant idea he suggested



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:47 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:50 PM
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Date: September 20th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: bronze wonderful death wish principal's office

Expected a boom poast, but was not disappointed.

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Date: September 21st, 2016 5:44 AM
Author: Maize digit ratio

180, but last sentence is overkill

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