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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: violent charismatic sneaky criminal rigpig

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: pungent abode pocket flask

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Stubborn unhinged friendly grandma

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: arrogant rambunctious senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Stubborn unhinged friendly grandma

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Amethyst curious messiness useless brakes

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: autistic glassy legal warrant death wish

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Khaki Bull Headed Spot

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170942)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981193)



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Author: heady theatre



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse aggressive selfie range

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: passionate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Buff Razzmatazz Stead Toaster

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse aggressive selfie range

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Claret Wonderful Macaca Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: zippy plaza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: tan center

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: shimmering thirsty meetinghouse jap

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: concupiscible lay black woman

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: talented queen of the night

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: chest-beating at-the-ready windowlicker

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: exciting aqua state main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Amethyst curious messiness useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Histrionic hall

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: arrogant rambunctious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Bistre sexy love of her life ladyboy

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: titillating misunderstood principal's office pistol

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: hairless duck-like feces

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Topaz Rebellious Forum Son Of Senegal

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Stubborn unhinged friendly grandma

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Territorial ocher turdskin gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Buff Razzmatazz Stead Toaster

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: lascivious abusive indirect expression office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: translucent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bisexual organic girlfriend kitty

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Umber Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Big-titted Chad Cruise Ship



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Maroon resort scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: passionate rehab



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Territorial ocher turdskin gas station

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Territorial ocher turdskin gas station

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: pearl sadistic cumskin marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: excitant chapel

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: hairless duck-like feces

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Territorial ocher turdskin gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy base water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: purple adulterous home

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: mewling orchid native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling painfully honest trump supporter bawdyhouse

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: zippy plaza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: hairless duck-like feces

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling painfully honest trump supporter bawdyhouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: floppy juggernaut lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse aggressive selfie range



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: violet harsh masturbator



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Dashing Immigrant



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone self-absorbed address



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Author: Fluffy nursing home



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Yapping dingle berry becky

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: floppy juggernaut lettuce

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: zippy plaza community account

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: floppy juggernaut lettuce

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Amethyst curious messiness useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic provocative brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Hyperactive hateful market ratface

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling painfully honest trump supporter bawdyhouse

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Stubborn unhinged friendly grandma

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling painfully honest trump supporter bawdyhouse

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant space wagecucks

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650714)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: vigorous tantric dilemma regret

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Self-centered dragon lodge

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: pearl sadistic cumskin marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy persian

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy persian

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: translucent roast beef

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Carnelian Casino Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ebony degenerate

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Ebony degenerate

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: boyish brass pisswyrm

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: talented queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Umber Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bat shit crazy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlor

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: pearl sadistic cumskin marketing idea

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: flatulent spruce box office toilet seat

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: disgusting clown location

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: flatulent spruce box office toilet seat

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: flesh multi-colored blood rage

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Self-centered dragon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Khaki Bull Headed Spot

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: flesh multi-colored blood rage

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: splenetic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851709)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Territorial ocher turdskin gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: arrogant rambunctious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy faggotry

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Bateful hell

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Offensive Rusted Mother Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: disturbing grizzly rigor tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: laughsome business firm kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: drunken fat ankles round eye

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: laughsome business firm kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: opaque racy people who are hurt stock car

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: disturbing grizzly rigor tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: pungent abode pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29029487)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: judgmental orange filthpig station

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Maniacal Sanctuary Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Candlestick Maker

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious abusive indirect expression office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Indigo Federal Site

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Diverse Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Charcoal national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: judgmental orange filthpig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: lascivious abusive indirect expression office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone self-absorbed address

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: judgmental orange filthpig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: supple angry indian lodge

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: crystalline giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Nofapping massive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Maroon resort scourge upon the earth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic parlor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: costumed menage

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Mint Point Hunting Ground

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: judgmental orange filthpig station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: elite milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: cyan stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: cyan stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: yellow heaven



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Dashing Immigrant



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Dashing Immigrant



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: cyan stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy personal credit line famous landscape painting

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: vengeful aphrodisiac school voyeur



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Crawly old irish cottage

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#45778737)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: stimulating milky fortuitous meteor field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Comical Iridescent Ticket Booth Electric Furnace



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Snowy Pit Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2#46928183)