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the importance of having a STRONG PISS STREAM IN BUSINESS: A STORY
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:11 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency In my job I often meet with management of companies in order to discern their capabilities.
One day I met with the management of a company that a lot of my coworkers thought was reputable and had good prospects, yet I was somewhat doubtful due to their lack of competitive advantages, high premium to assets and lack of meaningful growth. I still wanted to give them a chance however.
At the appinted hour when we were scheduled to meet, I saw a fellow (who I would later find out was the C-level executive) at the entrance to our office in a state of distress - he asked me for the restroom code and I could tell he was in a hurry to EXPELL a large QUANTITY.
I entered the code and proceeded to the urinal myself to UNLEASH A MIGHTY STREAM OF PISS - to SHOW WHAT I AM MADE OF - yet to my SHOCK this fellow struggled to locate his WYRM and the pathetic dribbling noise he made for such a short duration DISGUSTED ME as I continued to blast a huge amount of FLUID from my PISS HOSE while he washed his pathetic hands and went away.
To my suprise, we both entered the same conference room. I immediately knew that the company was in the wrong hands and their stock is down over 35% since that meeting.
Just from the piss brothers, just from the piss. |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:14 AM Author: flushed excitant boistinker pervert the TALE of TWO PISSES, I loved it. You should have asked him to wipe up his putrid little dribble.
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency brother i am begining to think that most of the "analysts" in the finance communtiy are wasting their time if they are not PISSING HEAD TO HEAD with the management of companies in order to JUDGE their quality and character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129694) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: flushed excitant boistinker pervert You should be teaching at Penn State's Wharton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129699) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency Thank you for the ACCOLADES brother. It seems that the new business executive generation is without a URINATION ROLE MODEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129754) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: flushed excitant boistinker pervert 9238747239723947234 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129902) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Cracking Point Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130090) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:29 AM Author: mewling masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938708) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: Razzmatazz turdskin gas station Have to make sure to do it in public bathrooms only or it's inside info. That's why C-level execs hardly ever use them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129701) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:20 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency agreed - Even though I knew this company was a PATHETIC FLOUNDERING FLACID WYRM and their success was basically MISSION IMPISSIBLE, I maintained my GOLDEN HONOR and did not short sell. However, I did not buy a single share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129744) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: flushed excitant boistinker pervert KILLING IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129903) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:09 PM Author: Angry Ocher Love Of Her Life Cuck you had me at MISSION IMPISSIBLE 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162455) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Chest-beating Cobalt Indian Lodge SEC should require PISSDISCLOSURE by filing 10PISS statements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129752) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Razzmatazz turdskin gas station Non-farm PISSROLLS were down this month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129760) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency same with the most recent Chicago STEAMWORKS PMI (PISS MASTER INDEX) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129767) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Chest-beating Cobalt Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28134499) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: Razzmatazz turdskin gas station It's becoming more and more known. I led a 5-day workshop at HBS on this topic last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129686) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency Is this the elite cadre of HBS students that JJC talks about - Section X? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129722) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency Now imagine this entire story set to the SHAFT theme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129776) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: flushed excitant boistinker pervert BUCK AND FUNK, 98423749278932472347923 thread brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129906) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency 9925293406132591467 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130065) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency Also if you guys need to study this in more DEPTH, I'll be writing a book called "WHO MOVED MY PISS??" which is about staying competitive in the KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130064) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Cracking Point Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130096) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 10:51 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28131606) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: doobsian state national security agency Wow I just took such a putrid shit in the office bathroom that it raised the humidity I am sure - definately going to improve office work and morale... Somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28133896) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:01 PM Author: doobsian state national security agency Just brought a HUGE PISS JUG into the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176754) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:14 PM Author: Histrionic Metal Karate Anyone else drop a tiny bit of liquid soap in the toilet to produce more piss power bubbles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176824) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 8:03 PM Author: doobsian state national security agency PISS ADULTERATION for the sake of commercial misrepresentation is a SERIOUS OFFENSE brother and is not taken likely by the PISS EXCHANGE COMISSION (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28258527) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:14 PM Author: Impressive tan heaven rigor I recall the seminal case of organizational brand misrepresentation involving a weak streamed businessman who was discovered utilizing that battery powered mic & amplifier in an attempt to deceive his would be judge in the adjacent stall. They caught him fumbling with his volume knob when he accidentally turned it all the way down, which the near total silence of his dribbling droplets, mostly mist to begin with, raised an eyebrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162483) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:17 AM Author: Histrionic Metal Karate I have no recollection of divulging this trick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938673) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: Histrionic Metal Karate I continue to amaze myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162350) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency Totally forgot about this one - what a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874769) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:23 AM Author: crimson lascivious church building yarmulke There is an episode of Code Monkeys about this - the nebbish main character is used by Mr. Larrity as his PEE CHARMER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874947) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: fragrant chocolate hall I like my piss stream how I like my revenue stream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874960) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:15 AM Author: doobsian state national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#35286837) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM Author: Pale 180 Ladyboy Keepsake Machete Want to thank you for the scholarship in this thread brother. Too few realize what a weak, SUBMISSIVE stream really sounds like. Too many high-pitched, sporadic, stop-start DRIBBLEPISSERS in the bathrooms I frequent - and believe me, I am ALWAYS listening.
What I think is just as important as GIRTHY BLASTS is the ANGLE of stream. Too often does some mealy-mouthed milk drinker shuffle his pigeon-toed feet next to my urinal, fish out his feathery PISSCLIT, and proceed to spew a SILENT stream into the pisser. He may even clear his throat too cover up the sound (and of course, it's ALWAYS a SOPRANO). So frightened is he of his own HOSEPRODUCT that he may even shift his TWINK frame in order to meld the stream into the contours of the porcelain mouth. He may even be pointing his tiny member up! I KNOW this "man" is one in name only.
But lo! When I enter the washroom and hear the DEEP, ROLLING drum of a POWERFUL, DOWNANGLED piss stream, I know I have found my brother. Nothing is more pleasing than a river of HOT PISS flowing STRAIGHT DOWN into the bowl. I hear the stream; I see the perpendicularity; I know I relieve myself aside a renal STUD. |
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