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the importance of having a STRONG PISS STREAM IN BUSINESS: A STORY
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| blue toaster | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| blue toaster | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| blue toaster | 06/16/15 |
| wonderful den | 06/16/15 |
| Aphrodisiac garnet lodge | 10/10/15 |
| duck-like puppy | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| blue toaster | 06/16/15 |
| Passionate dilemma | 03/29/16 |
| Ruddy police squad | 06/16/15 |
| duck-like puppy | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| Ruddy police squad | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 01/12/24 |
| wonderful den | 06/16/15 |
| peach thirsty field | 06/16/15 |
| duck-like puppy | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| blue toaster | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| wonderful den | 06/16/15 |
| wonderful den | 06/16/15 |
| duck-like puppy | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/16/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 06/22/15 |
| curious ebony rigpig spot | 06/22/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 07/04/15 |
| Comical orange knife senate | 03/29/16 |
| Glittery Doobsian Philosopher-king | 03/29/16 |
| curious ebony rigpig spot | 10/10/15 |
| curious ebony rigpig spot | 03/29/16 |
| Boyish Stubborn Tanning Salon Friendly Grandma | 12/06/17 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 10/10/15 |
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| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 10/14/15 |
| frisky shaky telephone | 10/14/15 |
| Comical orange knife senate | 10/15/15 |
| well-lubricated fear-inspiring death wish | 10/15/15 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 02/18/16 |
| Comical orange knife senate | 04/12/17 |
| Splenetic Location | 04/12/17 |
| Comical orange knife senate | 12/06/17 |
| curious ebony rigpig spot | 12/06/17 |
| Sticky chocolate chapel | 12/06/17 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 12/09/17 |
| duck-like puppy | 12/09/17 |
| Avocado Irate Roommate | 12/09/17 |
| bossy french chef temple | 12/09/17 |
| Cerebral free-loading filthpig | 12/09/17 |
| Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse | 01/31/18 |
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| soggy lettuce | 04/14/18 |
| Aphrodisiac garnet lodge | 04/14/18 |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:11 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse In my job I often meet with management of companies in order to discern their capabilities.
One day I met with the management of a company that a lot of my coworkers thought was reputable and had good prospects, yet I was somewhat doubtful due to their lack of competitive advantages, high premium to assets and lack of meaningful growth. I still wanted to give them a chance however.
At the appinted hour when we were scheduled to meet, I saw a fellow (who I would later find out was the C-level executive) at the entrance to our office in a state of distress - he asked me for the restroom code and I could tell he was in a hurry to EXPELL a large QUANTITY.
I entered the code and proceeded to the urinal myself to UNLEASH A MIGHTY STREAM OF PISS - to SHOW WHAT I AM MADE OF - yet to my SHOCK this fellow struggled to locate his WYRM and the pathetic dribbling noise he made for such a short duration DISGUSTED ME as I continued to blast a huge amount of FLUID from my PISS HOSE while he washed his pathetic hands and went away.
To my suprise, we both entered the same conference room. I immediately knew that the company was in the wrong hands and their stock is down over 35% since that meeting.
Just from the piss brothers, just from the piss. |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:14 AM Author: blue toaster the TALE of TWO PISSES, I loved it. You should have asked him to wipe up his putrid little dribble.
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse brother i am begining to think that most of the "analysts" in the finance communtiy are wasting their time if they are not PISSING HEAD TO HEAD with the management of companies in order to JUDGE their quality and character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129694) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: blue toaster You should be teaching at Penn State's Wharton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129699) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Thank you for the ACCOLADES brother. It seems that the new business executive generation is without a URINATION ROLE MODEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129754) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: blue toaster 9238747239723947234 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129902) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: wonderful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130090) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:29 AM Author: Aphrodisiac garnet lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938708) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:16 AM Author: duck-like puppy Have to make sure to do it in public bathrooms only or it's inside info. That's why C-level execs hardly ever use them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129701) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:20 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse agreed - Even though I knew this company was a PATHETIC FLOUNDERING FLACID WYRM and their success was basically MISSION IMPISSIBLE, I maintained my GOLDEN HONOR and did not short sell. However, I did not buy a single share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129744) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: blue toaster KILLING IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129903) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:09 PM Author: Passionate dilemma you had me at MISSION IMPISSIBLE 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162455) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:21 AM Author: Ruddy police squad SEC should require PISSDISCLOSURE by filing 10PISS statements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129752) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: duck-like puppy Non-farm PISSROLLS were down this month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129760) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse same with the most recent Chicago STEAMWORKS PMI (PISS MASTER INDEX) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129767) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Ruddy police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28134499) |
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Date: January 12th, 2024 12:06 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#47279624) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: wonderful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130094) |
Date: June 16th, 2015 12:13 AM Author: peach thirsty field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129675) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:15 AM Author: duck-like puppy It's becoming more and more known. I led a 5-day workshop at HBS on this topic last year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129686) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Is this the elite cadre of HBS students that JJC talks about - Section X? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129722) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:24 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Now imagine this entire story set to the SHAFT theme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129776) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: blue toaster BUCK AND FUNK, 98423749278932472347923 thread brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28129906) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse 9925293406132591467 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130065) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Also if you guys need to study this in more DEPTH, I'll be writing a book called "WHO MOVED MY PISS??" which is about staying competitive in the KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130064) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: wonderful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130096) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 1:06 AM Author: wonderful den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28130089) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 9:19 AM Author: duck-like puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28131130) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 10:51 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28131606) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Wow I just took such a putrid shit in the office bathroom that it raised the humidity I am sure - definately going to improve office work and morale... Somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28133896) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:01 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Just brought a HUGE PISS JUG into the office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176754) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 12:14 PM Author: curious ebony rigpig spot Anyone else drop a tiny bit of liquid soap in the toilet to produce more piss power bubbles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28176824) |
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Date: July 4th, 2015 8:03 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse PISS ADULTERATION for the sake of commercial misrepresentation is a SERIOUS OFFENSE brother and is not taken likely by the PISS EXCHANGE COMISSION (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28258527) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 6:53 PM Author: Comical orange knife senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162360) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 7:14 PM Author: Glittery Doobsian Philosopher-king I recall the seminal case of organizational brand misrepresentation involving a weak streamed businessman who was discovered utilizing that battery powered mic & amplifier in an attempt to deceive his would be judge in the adjacent stall. They caught him fumbling with his volume knob when he accidentally turned it all the way down, which the near total silence of his dribbling droplets, mostly mist to begin with, raised an eyebrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162483) |
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Date: October 10th, 2015 1:17 AM Author: curious ebony rigpig spot I have no recollection of divulging this trick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28938673) |
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Date: March 29th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: curious ebony rigpig spot I continue to amaze myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#30162350) |
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Date: October 14th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28969230) |
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Date: October 14th, 2015 11:11 PM Author: frisky shaky telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28969525) |
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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:12 AM Author: Comical orange knife senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28970376) |
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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: well-lubricated fear-inspiring death wish 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#28970380) |
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Date: February 18th, 2016 5:56 PM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#29861693) |
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Date: April 12th, 2017 6:46 PM Author: Comical orange knife senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#33059982) |
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Date: April 12th, 2017 6:48 PM Author: Splenetic Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#33059993) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:14 AM Author: Comical orange knife senate is a dual piss stream prestigious or unprestigious? feels unprestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34850937) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:17 AM Author: curious ebony rigpig spot Decidedly unprestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34850944) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:26 AM Author: Sticky chocolate chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34850965) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse Totally forgot about this one - what a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874769) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:33 AM Author: duck-like puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34875006) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 10:57 AM Author: Avocado Irate Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874778) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:23 AM Author: bossy french chef temple There is an episode of Code Monkeys about this - the nebbish main character is used by Mr. Larrity as his PEE CHARMER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874947) |
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Date: December 9th, 2017 11:27 AM Author: Cerebral free-loading filthpig I like my piss stream how I like my revenue stream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#34874960) |
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Date: January 31st, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Fuchsia Alpha Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2910115&forum_id=2#35286837) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM Author: puce forum tattoo Want to thank you for the scholarship in this thread brother. Too few realize what a weak, SUBMISSIVE stream really sounds like. Too many high-pitched, sporadic, stop-start DRIBBLEPISSERS in the bathrooms I frequent - and believe me, I am ALWAYS listening.
What I think is just as important as GIRTHY BLASTS is the ANGLE of stream. Too often does some mealy-mouthed milk drinker shuffle his pigeon-toed feet next to my urinal, fish out his feathery PISSCLIT, and proceed to spew a SILENT stream into the pisser. He may even clear his throat too cover up the sound (and of course, it's ALWAYS a SOPRANO). So frightened is he of his own HOSEPRODUCT that he may even shift his TWINK frame in order to meld the stream into the contours of the porcelain mouth. He may even be pointing his tiny member up! I KNOW this "man" is one in name only.
But lo! When I enter the washroom and hear the DEEP, ROLLING drum of a POWERFUL, DOWNANGLED piss stream, I know I have found my brother. Nothing is more pleasing than a river of HOT PISS flowing STRAIGHT DOWN into the bowl. I hear the stream; I see the perpendicularity; I know I relieve myself aside a renal STUD. |
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