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Belgium seizes billions in Russian state assets. Putin sorties his fleet.

http://newsru.com/world/18jun2015/eurosud.html Ultimatum ...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
180 fuck belgium go pooty poot
Hateful partner
  06/17/15
yes, vlad is going 2 nuke belgium
translucent mind-boggling dopamine
  06/17/15
They gonna unfreeze the assets of they gonna stop breathing ...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
russia took the mistral thing in the ass biting a pillow
Laughsome tanning salon
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Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch
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Wonderful Rigpig
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Effete Orchid Nibblets
  06/19/15
How so? French turds agreed to give back the money.
mint resort kitty cat
  06/20/15
OH WHAT A REGIONAL POWER!
Talented mustard ape
  06/17/15
Putin is going to give an emergency speech on this in a few ...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
Mess with the goat, you get the horns, amirite?
Talented mustard ape
  06/17/15
Again, nobody dared do this shit to Stalin because they knew...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
lol, bro, lol
Talented mustard ape
  06/17/15
Wont be laughing soon.
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
I'm not Belgian. I'll be heartily laughing at your faggot c...
Talented mustard ape
  06/17/15
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Violet Zombie-like Juggernaut Sex Offender
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Soul-stirring institution
  10/20/18
He doesn't have a play here. All he can do is flail. Maybe h...
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/17/15
Typical Western delusion not understanding who and what you ...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
Ok, so he glasses Belgium. All of the world's capital market...
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/17/15
We are the Soviets. We need no one but our army and our navy...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
This is why Russia literally BEGGED the IMF for money multip...
Wonderful Rigpig
  06/17/15
Back when traitorous fools ran country. All fools long dead ...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
But your army and navy are terrible now. :'(
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/17/15
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cordovan exhilarant forum rigor
  06/17/15
So you're saying I should get out my doompaul reaction gifs?
overrated startling bawdyhouse
  06/20/15
rapetiles jizzing their pants over commie pinko ITT, y?
Passionate poppy puppy
  06/17/15
please update this thread in a few hours with what putin dec...
Comical maroon location
  06/17/15
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translucent mind-boggling dopamine
  06/17/15
Withdraw from the ECHR and freeze Belgian assets in Russia m...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
withdraw from the ECHR in order to do what?
Comical maroon location
  06/17/15
Prevent BS like this in the future. Assets were frozen on or...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
as the result of a judgment from a court the jurisdiction of...
Comical maroon location
  06/17/15
Kremlin settled the bulk of the litigation with simple promi...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
Khodorkovsky meddling again. He'll be dead within a few mont...
Comical maroon location
  06/17/15
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irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator
  06/17/15
Pretty hilarious commentary on how pathetic Russia has becom...
Nudist Hominid
  06/17/15
Wont have a nose soon.
mint resort kitty cat
  06/17/15
Because everyone is fucking sick and tired of hearing of rus...
concupiscible twinkling uncleanness brunch
  06/17/15
*paper drunken subhuman ape
Light trip roast beef
  06/18/15
cr Putin needs to launch a REVERSE BARBAROSSA if he expec...
overrated startling bawdyhouse
  06/20/15
, he lisped
Nudist Hominid
  06/18/15
I fell asleep. Has Putin nuked Belgium yet?
Aromatic pozpig
  06/18/15
i believe hes been busy pissing his panties
Light trip roast beef
  06/18/15
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Laughsome tanning salon
  06/18/15
150 miles from Brussels here, can't see the mushroom clouds ...
Rose flatulent toilet seat skinny woman
  06/18/15
LOL, here's Russia's response: http://www.usnews.com/news...
Ungodly Buck-toothed Plaza
  06/18/15
Soviet vessels sail from Murmansk with Konovolov-class destr...
azure macaca
  06/18/15
was waiting for this
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  06/18/15
179 you forgot the yankee dogs part
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Lost it at main chocolate factory.
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it's cute what they can do with their plastic soldiers, isn'...
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"Putin genius triumph yet again" is like xoxo's &q...
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translucent mind-boggling dopamine
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irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator
  06/18/15
fool me once... this is the last time i let ARE REPTILE get ...
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Charismatic feces native
  06/18/15
I was busy working. Did I miss something?
swashbuckling green stead blood rage
  06/18/15
By "nuke," ARE Reptile meant "summon Belgian ...
Charismatic feces native
  06/18/15
they stopped the ambassador at one glass of champagne to sen...
cordovan exhilarant forum rigor
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Charismatic feces native
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titillating dingle berry nursing home
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*Putin tosses a Belgian waffle into his microwave oven in di...
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Marvelous yellow keepsake machete
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Putin to Belgium: plz respond
lime idiotic center wrinkle
  06/18/15
thank
Charismatic feces native
  06/18/15
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Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch
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180 chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease
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where does Europe get its oil?
Aqua Cowardly Circlehead
  06/18/15
To be fair, So what are the chances that ARE Reptile will...
excitant marketing idea public bath
  06/18/15
russian baghdad bob
Aqua Cowardly Circlehead
  06/18/15
To be fair, ARE Reptile: Knows all about American society...
excitant marketing idea public bath
  06/18/15
he is running expert flame you have to admire him from that ...
cordovan exhilarant forum rigor
  06/18/15
cr he got gaped
coiffed voyeur
  06/18/15
I was surprised by his predictions here. He's usually a bit ...
irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator
  06/18/15
To be fair, Delerium tremens is a hell of a thing. But v...
excitant marketing idea public bath
  06/18/15
yah i was surprised too probably there was some sick happ...
cordovan exhilarant forum rigor
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hilarious mahogany church
  06/20/15
how are ur bitcoins doing
misanthropic insane black woman
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lol at impotent Vlad ever fucking with a NATO member. He's a...
pea-brained indian lodge brethren
  06/18/15
Being a bully works so long as no one else comes along with ...
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/18/15
Europe is fucked bc it imports a ton of oil from Russia
Aqua Cowardly Circlehead
  06/18/15
Natural gas?
180 chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease
  06/18/15
that too
Aqua Cowardly Circlehead
  06/18/15
lol no Putin was clearly explained already that if he fuc...
Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch
  06/18/15
Where's Russia going to sell its oil and natural gas if not ...
Diverse coffee pot
  06/19/15
bump for update on nuclear fallout in Brussels? seems like ...
Wonderful Rigpig
  06/18/15
his nukes broke down, sending AREreptile and TMF led strikef...
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  06/19/15
nuclear war watch thread bump
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ARE REPTILE safely ensconced in nuclear bunker without commu...
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and a hush of fear fell over the north sea from harwich to h...
vivacious national
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coiffed voyeur
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Splenetic Razzmatazz Preventive Strike Theater
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I assume Russia is using its Greek allies as a trojan horse....
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/20/15
The Belgians, being part French, and thus part surrender mon...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/20/15
Your flame is strong.
Charismatic feces native
  06/20/15
Not flame. http://newsru.com/world/20jun2015/razblock.ht...
mint resort kitty cat
  06/20/15
BELGIUM BACKED DOWN - ARE Reptile wasn't flame here: Belg...
boyish onyx corner
  06/21/15
Of course they backed down dude, they were on the precipice ...
Demanding pearl stage pervert
  06/21/15
One of my best threads. Belgians spared themselves a holocau...
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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

http://newsru.com/world/18jun2015/eurosud.html

Ultimatum looming. Vlad is gonna nuke Belgium! Cant make this shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145320)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: Hateful partner

180

fuck belgium

go pooty poot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145387)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: translucent mind-boggling dopamine

yes, vlad is going 2 nuke belgium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145390)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

They gonna unfreeze the assets of they gonna stop breathing air. That much is for sure. In 50 years of Cold War no one dared seize Soviet assets and nothing has changed. Russia will remove from the map any nation that dares.

That Mistral shit the French pulled was an act of war in itself but at least they agreed to refund the money. This shit aint acceptable in any way shape or form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145415)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Laughsome tanning salon

russia took the mistral thing in the ass biting a pillow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149439)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152604)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28154169)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:11 AM
Author: Effete Orchid Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156115)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

How so? French turds agreed to give back the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167460)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Talented mustard ape

OH WHAT A REGIONAL POWER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145435)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Putin is going to give an emergency speech on this in a few hours. He's going to withdraw from the ECHR and if the accounts arent unfrozen he is going to freeze EU assets in Russia and he has in fact already sailed the boomers. This shit is not a joke. Russia regards this as an act of war and reserves all policy options in kind. The Western pigs have jumped the fucking shark and forgotten who the fuck they are messing with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145468)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Talented mustard ape

Mess with the goat, you get the horns, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145491)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Again, nobody dared do this shit to Stalin because they knew he'd kill them. That they think Putin wont is their mistake. The EU is going to get a nice part of itself toasted black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145505)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Talented mustard ape

lol, bro, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145513)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Wont be laughing soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145552)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Talented mustard ape

I'm not Belgian. I'll be heartily laughing at your faggot countrymen, one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145663)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Violet Zombie-like Juggernaut Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145996)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37063389)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

He doesn't have a play here. All he can do is flail. Maybe he can invade the Ukraine. Kind of like how a psychopath kicks a cat after his boss yells at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145504)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Typical Western delusion not understanding who and what you are dealing with. He is going to wipe Belgium off the map of the earth before he stomachs this BS and he said so a year ago when the issue of asset freezes first came up. The Russian Federation regards any move like this as a unilateral declaration of war and reserves every option available to it.

Frankly the first step should be to do what the USSR did when Hezbollah seized its diplomats -- mail pieces of the Belgian delegation back home in plastic baggies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145532)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

Ok, so he glasses Belgium. All of the world's capital markets are closed to him. What next? His military industrial complex is so far behind the West at this point its embarrassing. And if you think China is going to risk its internal stability on Russia's behalf, you should think again.

I think Putin is a solid player of Real Politik and he's done a great job strong arming his country. That said, he needs the West way more than we need him and I give him enough credit to think that he is at least willing to think about self preservation in this. Russia screwed itself for this type of behavior once it became reliant on Western capital.

My guess is that he blusters a bunch, increases Ukraine activity and then tries to save face by engaging in some ridiculous countermeasure. Kind of like how he put sanctions on European vegetables (lololololol). He'll probably freeze assets in kind as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145648)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

We are the Soviets. We need no one but our army and our navy. The mistake was ever thinking otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145684)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

This is why Russia literally BEGGED the IMF for money multiple times in the 1990s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145877)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Back when traitorous fools ran country. All fools long dead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145974)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

But your army and navy are terrible now.

:'(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145933)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant forum rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145544)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: overrated startling bawdyhouse

So you're saying I should get out my doompaul reaction gifs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167451)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Passionate poppy puppy

rapetiles jizzing their pants over commie pinko ITT, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145547)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Comical maroon location

please update this thread in a few hours with what putin decided to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145586)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: translucent mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145597)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Withdraw from the ECHR and freeze Belgian assets in Russia most likely. They also froze the assets of the Russian Orthodox Church in Belgium so most likely Russia is about to freeze the assets of the Vatican in Russia too. And if that wont change things -- nuke Belgium.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145622)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Comical maroon location

withdraw from the ECHR in order to do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145635)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Prevent BS like this in the future. Assets were frozen on order of the ECHR. Fucking Yeltsin era BS at fault again. No supranational court should be able to touch Soviet property without getting a missile up its ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145701)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Comical maroon location

as the result of a judgment from a court the jurisdiction of which russia consented to. did any of the proceeds from the liquidated yukos even go to the shareholders or did they get wiped out? the judgment was from the yukos litigation correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145809)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Kremlin settled the bulk of the litigation with simple promise that it wouldnt Polonium the shareholders. They paid nothing -- not even nuisance value. This Belgian move is very weird because the press release actually says it not related to Yukos but it clearly is as there was no other case it could be related to. I suspect some anti-Russia lunatic in Belgium did something without permission from on high. Shit like this frankly doesnt happen without an okay from Merkel or the BND and claims to the contrary and that the ECHR is really an independent court are lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145841)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Comical maroon location

Khodorkovsky meddling again. He'll be dead within a few months if he keeps it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145928)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145649)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Nudist Hominid

Pretty hilarious commentary on how pathetic Russia has become. Even a bunch of waffle eating faggots are willing to thumb their noses at Putin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145771)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Wont have a nose soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145849)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness brunch

Because everyone is fucking sick and tired of hearing of russia's alleged 'capability', just do something already. Otherwise Russia will just continue to be seen as a paper tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28146077)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Light trip roast beef

*paper drunken subhuman ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149380)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: overrated startling bawdyhouse

cr

Putin needs to launch a REVERSE BARBAROSSA if he expects us to take him seriously. I'd love to see Obama's passive-aggressive response to the Russian Empire annexing Germany.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167474)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Nudist Hominid

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149422)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic pozpig

I fell asleep. Has Putin nuked Belgium yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149376)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Light trip roast beef

i believe hes been busy pissing his panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149382)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Laughsome tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149449)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Rose flatulent toilet seat skinny woman

150 miles from Brussels here, can't see the mushroom clouds yet, what gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149395)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Ungodly Buck-toothed Plaza

LOL, here's Russia's response:

http://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2015/06/18/russian-accounts-frozen-in-france-and-belgium-in-yukos-case

I'm sure they just forgot to mention the nuking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149417)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: azure macaca

Soviet vessels sail from Murmansk with Konovolov-class destroyer equipped with SK-53 guided missile and Bolynskya radar. Belgian dogs unaware and suspect nothing. Russian submarine escort readies nuclear-tipped torpedo with 120-kiloton warhead and MIRV delivery system. Newest version of Zhenvedhevyrsk E17 rockets armed and ready for battle. Elite paratroopers from Poprynsk aerodrome land near Brussels and seize main chocolate factory. Nearby waffle shop taken without shot as T-75 tank roll into village. Belgians drown in sea of syrup as Soviet commandos unleash torrent of sugary death! NATO forces crumble as Russian flag raised over Belgian capital. Putin genius triumph yet again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Rose flatulent toilet seat skinny woman

was waiting for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149548)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant forum rigor

179

you forgot the yankee dogs part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149553)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Community Account Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149594)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle potus trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149597)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: racy misunderstood gas station depressive

lost it at aerodrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149612)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:43 AM
Author: Cream narrow-minded mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720044)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152429)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: haunting pocket flask volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152534)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: ultramarine temple haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152723)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: navy bonkers lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152780)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: titillating dingle berry nursing home

Lost it at main chocolate factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153067)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156666)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: hilarious mahogany church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167520)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:41 AM
Author: cerise genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37060619)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: azure macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985938)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: vigorous fat ankles abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985985)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: spectacular drunken tattoo

Torrent of sugary death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719437)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:24 AM
Author: up-to-no-good immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719883)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed ebony nowag old irish cottage

it's cute what they can do with their plastic soldiers, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719922)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: spectacular drunken tattoo

"Putin genius triumph yet again" is like xoxo's "I can see Russia from my house". Offhand, I don't know if ARE Reptile actually ever said this himself, but it actually does not matter - it's forever associated with him cuz of parody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720187)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: translucent mind-boggling dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720227)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149567)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Community Account Pistol

fool me once... this is the last time i let ARE REPTILE get me excited about a fortuitous nuke war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149591)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149754)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling green stead blood rage

I was busy working.

Did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149595)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native

By "nuke," ARE Reptile meant "summon Belgian ambassador for diplomatic niceties."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149602)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant forum rigor

they stopped the ambassador at one glass of champagne to send a very strong message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149667)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149743)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: titillating dingle berry nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153111)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Supple gaming laptop stag film

*Putin tosses a Belgian waffle into his microwave oven in disgust. Nukes it*

*ARE Reptile cheers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149618)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149624)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle potus trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149637)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: thriller honey-headed laser beams dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149686)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Community Account Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149749)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Dun territorial son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153536)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Laughsome tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153563)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156677)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: lime idiotic center wrinkle

Putin to Belgium: plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149704)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149744)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152674)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: 180 chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149800)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Aqua Cowardly Circlehead

where does Europe get its oil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152473)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: excitant marketing idea public bath

To be fair,

So what are the chances that ARE Reptile will continue to post ITT going forward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152512)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Aqua Cowardly Circlehead

russian baghdad bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152531)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: excitant marketing idea public bath

To be fair,

ARE Reptile: Knows all about American society, knows all about Russian society, and is privvy to high-level decision making that goes on deep within the Kremlin.

You: Just a typical Yankee with fundamental misunderstandings about the proud Russian people (which will ultimately be your downfall).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152539)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant forum rigor

he is running expert flame you have to admire him from that

best is when he linked a russian youtube video and claimed something and a Russian speaker pwned him saying that was not what the guy in the video was saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152533)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: coiffed voyeur

cr he got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152541)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:01 PM
Author: irradiated bat shit crazy masturbator

I was surprised by his predictions here. He's usually a bit more vague or he gives a much longer timeline for Russian victory. I hope he's ok. This seems like the desperate dreams of a man on his death bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152552)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: excitant marketing idea public bath

To be fair,

Delerium tremens is a hell of a thing. But very Russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152554)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: cordovan exhilarant forum rigor

yah i was surprised too

probably there was some sick happy hour in brighton beach and he got carried away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152649)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: hilarious mahogany church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167530)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: misanthropic insane black woman

how are ur bitcoins doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152721)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 5:00 AM
Author: Sick contagious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719923)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: pea-brained indian lodge brethren

lol at impotent Vlad ever fucking with a NATO member. He's all talk. It's just like the Russians in Brooklyn, driving BMWs but living below the tracks in a 1 bedroom in Brighton Beach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152560)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

Being a bully works so long as no one else comes along with a bigger stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152612)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: Aqua Cowardly Circlehead

Europe is fucked bc it imports a ton of oil from Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152628)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: 180 chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease

Natural gas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152640)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: Aqua Cowardly Circlehead

that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152656)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Lavender Seedy Rehab Crotch

lol no

Putin was clearly explained already that if he fucks with gas supplies, the SWIFT is off for ruskies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152700)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Diverse coffee pot

Where's Russia going to sell its oil and natural gas if not to Europe? They can't afford to do without the revenues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156746)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

bump for update on nuclear fallout in Brussels? seems like US media is censoring news about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28154290)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed ebony nowag old irish cottage

his nukes broke down, sending AREreptile and TMF led strikeforce instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28155034)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig

nuclear war watch thread bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156111)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28160986)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Galvanic Community Account Pistol

ARE REPTILE safely ensconced in nuclear bunker without communications capability, unable to post on internet message board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156674)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed ebony nowag old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719920)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: vivacious national

and a hush of fear fell over the north sea from harwich to hamburg as the mighty Northern Fleet began to assemble:

http://www.keepbusy.net/pics/pic-dump-356-21.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156715)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: coiffed voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28161031)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Splenetic Razzmatazz Preventive Strike Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37063322)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

I assume Russia is using its Greek allies as a trojan horse. The strike will almost certainly come in conjunction with a Grexit. Putin will be marching across the smoldering ruins of Belgium with an eye on Paris by July 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165814)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

The Belgians, being part French, and thus part surrender monkey, have already capitulated and released the funds and have therefore spared themselves a nuking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165837)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Charismatic feces native

Your flame is strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165901)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

Not flame.

http://newsru.com/world/20jun2015/razblock.html

They begged for the Czar's forgiveness and that they be allowed to continue living their small little lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167313)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: boyish onyx corner

BELGIUM BACKED DOWN - ARE Reptile wasn't flame here:

Belgium unblocks seized Russian accounts

Russian state accounts frozen by Belgium in a move condemned by Moscow have been unblocked, Belgium's foreign minister says.

The assets were seized in a move triggered by a court ruling over the now-defunct Yukos oil firm.

In July 2014, an international arbitration court said Russian officials had manipulated the legal system to bankrupt Yukos.

Yukos was then taken over by a Russian state firm.

Its former boss, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, was also jailed.

Last year a court told Russia to pay Yukos shareholders $50bn (£32bn) in compensation, after Yukos's break-up.

But Russia does not acknowledge the court's findings, leading former Yukos shareholders to get Russian state assets frozen.

Responding to the asset seizure, Russia's President Vladimir Putin said he would "defend our interests by the route of justice".

Belgium's ambassador to Moscow was summoned to the Kremlin, and told the asset seizure was "an openly hostile act" that "crudely violates the recognised norms of international law".

While visiting China, Belgium's Foreign Minister Didier Reynders said: "A solution has been found to unblock as a priority accounts for the running of the embassies, and the rest will follow."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33214456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28168998)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 2:14 AM
Author: Demanding pearl stage pervert

Of course they backed down dude, they were on the precipice of nuclear holocaust. I mean, the fleet was sortied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28169449)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: mint resort kitty cat

One of my best threads. Belgians spared themselves a holocaust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37060946)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Adulterous infuriating theatre quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985934)



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Date: March 6th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: azure macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#44095218)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: azure macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#44329623)