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Belgium seizes billions in Russian state assets. Putin sorties his fleet.

http://newsru.com/world/18jun2015/eurosud.html Ultimatum ...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
180 fuck belgium go pooty poot
violent lake space
  06/17/15
yes, vlad is going 2 nuke belgium
godawful son of senegal
  06/17/15
They gonna unfreeze the assets of they gonna stop breathing ...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
russia took the mistral thing in the ass biting a pillow
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Fiercely-loyal Toilet Seat
  06/19/15
How so? French turds agreed to give back the money.
navy marvelous stage
  06/20/15
OH WHAT A REGIONAL POWER!
tan masturbator
  06/17/15
Putin is going to give an emergency speech on this in a few ...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
Mess with the goat, you get the horns, amirite?
tan masturbator
  06/17/15
Again, nobody dared do this shit to Stalin because they knew...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
lol, bro, lol
tan masturbator
  06/17/15
Wont be laughing soon.
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
I'm not Belgian. I'll be heartily laughing at your faggot c...
tan masturbator
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Autistic tanning salon
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He doesn't have a play here. All he can do is flail. Maybe h...
histrionic garrison
  06/17/15
Typical Western delusion not understanding who and what you ...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
Ok, so he glasses Belgium. All of the world's capital market...
histrionic garrison
  06/17/15
We are the Soviets. We need no one but our army and our navy...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
This is why Russia literally BEGGED the IMF for money multip...
Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car
  06/17/15
Back when traitorous fools ran country. All fools long dead ...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
But your army and navy are terrible now. :'(
histrionic garrison
  06/17/15
180
milky skinny woman
  06/17/15
So you're saying I should get out my doompaul reaction gifs?
odious impressive fortuitous meteor
  06/20/15
rapetiles jizzing their pants over commie pinko ITT, y?
cerise pistol
  06/17/15
please update this thread in a few hours with what putin dec...
insane theatre useless brakes
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godawful son of senegal
  06/17/15
Withdraw from the ECHR and freeze Belgian assets in Russia m...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
withdraw from the ECHR in order to do what?
insane theatre useless brakes
  06/17/15
Prevent BS like this in the future. Assets were frozen on or...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
as the result of a judgment from a court the jurisdiction of...
insane theatre useless brakes
  06/17/15
Kremlin settled the bulk of the litigation with simple promi...
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
Khodorkovsky meddling again. He'll be dead within a few mont...
insane theatre useless brakes
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Mind-boggling sneaky criminal
  06/17/15
Pretty hilarious commentary on how pathetic Russia has becom...
ebony racy bawdyhouse
  06/17/15
Wont have a nose soon.
navy marvelous stage
  06/17/15
Because everyone is fucking sick and tired of hearing of rus...
cerebral sapphire mad-dog skullcap library
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*paper drunken subhuman ape
obsidian generalized bond site
  06/18/15
cr Putin needs to launch a REVERSE BARBAROSSA if he expec...
odious impressive fortuitous meteor
  06/20/15
, he lisped
ebony racy bawdyhouse
  06/18/15
I fell asleep. Has Putin nuked Belgium yet?
Citrine swashbuckling trailer park
  06/18/15
i believe hes been busy pissing his panties
obsidian generalized bond site
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vivacious shimmering trump supporter deer antler
  06/18/15
150 miles from Brussels here, can't see the mushroom clouds ...
charismatic private investor
  06/18/15
LOL, here's Russia's response: http://www.usnews.com/news...
Vibrant idiotic twinkling uncleanness
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Soviet vessels sail from Murmansk with Konovolov-class destr...
Fuchsia Range Stain
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was waiting for this
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179 you forgot the yankee dogs part
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Lost it at main chocolate factory.
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"Putin genius triumph yet again" is like xoxo's &q...
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Mind-boggling sneaky criminal
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fool me once... this is the last time i let ARE REPTILE get ...
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Aqua Theater Stage
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I was busy working. Did I miss something?
yellow candlestick maker area
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By "nuke," ARE Reptile meant "summon Belgian ...
Aqua Theater Stage
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they stopped the ambassador at one glass of champagne to sen...
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*Putin tosses a Belgian waffle into his microwave oven in di...
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Putin to Belgium: plz respond
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thank
Aqua Theater Stage
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180
Mischievous cowardly chapel gunner
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Shivering Deranged Voyeur House
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where does Europe get its oil?
big stead jew
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To be fair, So what are the chances that ARE Reptile will...
exciting hateful office ceo
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russian baghdad bob
big stead jew
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To be fair, ARE Reptile: Knows all about American society...
exciting hateful office ceo
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he is running expert flame you have to admire him from that ...
milky skinny woman
  06/18/15
cr he got gaped
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I was surprised by his predictions here. He's usually a bit ...
Mind-boggling sneaky criminal
  06/18/15
To be fair, Delerium tremens is a hell of a thing. But v...
exciting hateful office ceo
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yah i was surprised too probably there was some sick happ...
milky skinny woman
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how are ur bitcoins doing
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lol at impotent Vlad ever fucking with a NATO member. He's a...
Self-centered titillating corner goyim
  06/18/15
Being a bully works so long as no one else comes along with ...
histrionic garrison
  06/18/15
Europe is fucked bc it imports a ton of oil from Russia
big stead jew
  06/18/15
Natural gas?
Shivering Deranged Voyeur House
  06/18/15
that too
big stead jew
  06/18/15
lol no Putin was clearly explained already that if he fuc...
Mischievous cowardly chapel gunner
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Where's Russia going to sell its oil and natural gas if not ...
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bump for update on nuclear fallout in Brussels? seems like ...
Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car
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his nukes broke down, sending AREreptile and TMF led strikef...
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nuclear war watch thread bump
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ARE REPTILE safely ensconced in nuclear bunker without commu...
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I assume Russia is using its Greek allies as a trojan horse....
histrionic garrison
  06/20/15
The Belgians, being part French, and thus part surrender mon...
navy marvelous stage
  06/20/15
Your flame is strong.
Aqua Theater Stage
  06/20/15
Not flame. http://newsru.com/world/20jun2015/razblock.ht...
navy marvelous stage
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BELGIUM BACKED DOWN - ARE Reptile wasn't flame here: Belg...
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  06/21/15
Of course they backed down dude, they were on the precipice ...
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  06/21/15
One of my best threads. Belgians spared themselves a holocau...
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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

http://newsru.com/world/18jun2015/eurosud.html

Ultimatum looming. Vlad is gonna nuke Belgium! Cant make this shit up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145320)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: violent lake space

180

fuck belgium

go pooty poot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145387)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: godawful son of senegal

yes, vlad is going 2 nuke belgium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145390)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

They gonna unfreeze the assets of they gonna stop breathing air. That much is for sure. In 50 years of Cold War no one dared seize Soviet assets and nothing has changed. Russia will remove from the map any nation that dares.

That Mistral shit the French pulled was an act of war in itself but at least they agreed to refund the money. This shit aint acceptable in any way shape or form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145415)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering trump supporter deer antler

russia took the mistral thing in the ass biting a pillow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149439)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152604)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28154169)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156115)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

How so? French turds agreed to give back the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167460)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: tan masturbator

OH WHAT A REGIONAL POWER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145435)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Putin is going to give an emergency speech on this in a few hours. He's going to withdraw from the ECHR and if the accounts arent unfrozen he is going to freeze EU assets in Russia and he has in fact already sailed the boomers. This shit is not a joke. Russia regards this as an act of war and reserves all policy options in kind. The Western pigs have jumped the fucking shark and forgotten who the fuck they are messing with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145468)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: tan masturbator

Mess with the goat, you get the horns, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145491)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Again, nobody dared do this shit to Stalin because they knew he'd kill them. That they think Putin wont is their mistake. The EU is going to get a nice part of itself toasted black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145505)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: tan masturbator

lol, bro, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145513)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Wont be laughing soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145552)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: tan masturbator

I'm not Belgian. I'll be heartily laughing at your faggot countrymen, one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145663)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: topaz slippery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145996)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37063389)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: histrionic garrison

He doesn't have a play here. All he can do is flail. Maybe he can invade the Ukraine. Kind of like how a psychopath kicks a cat after his boss yells at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145504)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Typical Western delusion not understanding who and what you are dealing with. He is going to wipe Belgium off the map of the earth before he stomachs this BS and he said so a year ago when the issue of asset freezes first came up. The Russian Federation regards any move like this as a unilateral declaration of war and reserves every option available to it.

Frankly the first step should be to do what the USSR did when Hezbollah seized its diplomats -- mail pieces of the Belgian delegation back home in plastic baggies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145532)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic garrison

Ok, so he glasses Belgium. All of the world's capital markets are closed to him. What next? His military industrial complex is so far behind the West at this point its embarrassing. And if you think China is going to risk its internal stability on Russia's behalf, you should think again.

I think Putin is a solid player of Real Politik and he's done a great job strong arming his country. That said, he needs the West way more than we need him and I give him enough credit to think that he is at least willing to think about self preservation in this. Russia screwed itself for this type of behavior once it became reliant on Western capital.

My guess is that he blusters a bunch, increases Ukraine activity and then tries to save face by engaging in some ridiculous countermeasure. Kind of like how he put sanctions on European vegetables (lololololol). He'll probably freeze assets in kind as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145648)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

We are the Soviets. We need no one but our army and our navy. The mistake was ever thinking otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145684)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car

This is why Russia literally BEGGED the IMF for money multiple times in the 1990s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145877)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Back when traitorous fools ran country. All fools long dead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145974)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: histrionic garrison

But your army and navy are terrible now.

:'(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145933)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145544)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: odious impressive fortuitous meteor

So you're saying I should get out my doompaul reaction gifs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167451)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: cerise pistol

rapetiles jizzing their pants over commie pinko ITT, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145547)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: insane theatre useless brakes

please update this thread in a few hours with what putin decided to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145586)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: godawful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145597)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Withdraw from the ECHR and freeze Belgian assets in Russia most likely. They also froze the assets of the Russian Orthodox Church in Belgium so most likely Russia is about to freeze the assets of the Vatican in Russia too. And if that wont change things -- nuke Belgium.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145622)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: insane theatre useless brakes

withdraw from the ECHR in order to do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145635)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Prevent BS like this in the future. Assets were frozen on order of the ECHR. Fucking Yeltsin era BS at fault again. No supranational court should be able to touch Soviet property without getting a missile up its ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145701)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: insane theatre useless brakes

as the result of a judgment from a court the jurisdiction of which russia consented to. did any of the proceeds from the liquidated yukos even go to the shareholders or did they get wiped out? the judgment was from the yukos litigation correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145809)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Kremlin settled the bulk of the litigation with simple promise that it wouldnt Polonium the shareholders. They paid nothing -- not even nuisance value. This Belgian move is very weird because the press release actually says it not related to Yukos but it clearly is as there was no other case it could be related to. I suspect some anti-Russia lunatic in Belgium did something without permission from on high. Shit like this frankly doesnt happen without an okay from Merkel or the BND and claims to the contrary and that the ECHR is really an independent court are lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145841)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: insane theatre useless brakes

Khodorkovsky meddling again. He'll be dead within a few months if he keeps it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145928)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145649)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: ebony racy bawdyhouse

Pretty hilarious commentary on how pathetic Russia has become. Even a bunch of waffle eating faggots are willing to thumb their noses at Putin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145771)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Wont have a nose soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28145849)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: cerebral sapphire mad-dog skullcap library

Because everyone is fucking sick and tired of hearing of russia's alleged 'capability', just do something already. Otherwise Russia will just continue to be seen as a paper tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28146077)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: obsidian generalized bond site

*paper drunken subhuman ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149380)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: odious impressive fortuitous meteor

cr

Putin needs to launch a REVERSE BARBAROSSA if he expects us to take him seriously. I'd love to see Obama's passive-aggressive response to the Russian Empire annexing Germany.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167474)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: ebony racy bawdyhouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149422)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Citrine swashbuckling trailer park

I fell asleep. Has Putin nuked Belgium yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149376)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: obsidian generalized bond site

i believe hes been busy pissing his panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149382)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering trump supporter deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149449)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: charismatic private investor

150 miles from Brussels here, can't see the mushroom clouds yet, what gives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149395)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant idiotic twinkling uncleanness

LOL, here's Russia's response:

http://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2015/06/18/russian-accounts-frozen-in-france-and-belgium-in-yukos-case

I'm sure they just forgot to mention the nuking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149417)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia Range Stain

Soviet vessels sail from Murmansk with Konovolov-class destroyer equipped with SK-53 guided missile and Bolynskya radar. Belgian dogs unaware and suspect nothing. Russian submarine escort readies nuclear-tipped torpedo with 120-kiloton warhead and MIRV delivery system. Newest version of Zhenvedhevyrsk E17 rockets armed and ready for battle. Elite paratroopers from Poprynsk aerodrome land near Brussels and seize main chocolate factory. Nearby waffle shop taken without shot as T-75 tank roll into village. Belgians drown in sea of syrup as Soviet commandos unleash torrent of sugary death! NATO forces crumble as Russian flag raised over Belgian capital. Putin genius triumph yet again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: charismatic private investor

was waiting for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149548)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

179

you forgot the yankee dogs part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149553)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Tantric kink-friendly abode yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149594)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: cream death wish plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149597)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Glittery haunting kitchen

lost it at aerodrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149612)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 7:43 AM
Author: Lascivious piazza hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720044)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: histrionic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152429)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: arousing lemon therapy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152534)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: erotic dashing milk selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152723)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: purple narrow-minded base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152780)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: bateful mental disorder resort

Lost it at main chocolate factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153067)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: bossy headpube point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156666)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: jade hilarious wagecucks background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167520)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:41 AM
Author: Arrogant appetizing juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37060619)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 10:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia Range Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985938)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: passionate orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985985)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: alcoholic stubborn market

Torrent of sugary death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719437)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:24 AM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719883)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: contagious drab station friendly grandma

it's cute what they can do with their plastic soldiers, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719922)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: alcoholic stubborn market

"Putin genius triumph yet again" is like xoxo's "I can see Russia from my house". Offhand, I don't know if ARE Reptile actually ever said this himself, but it actually does not matter - it's forever associated with him cuz of parody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720187)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: godawful son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43720227)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149567)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Tantric kink-friendly abode yarmulke

fool me once... this is the last time i let ARE REPTILE get me excited about a fortuitous nuke war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149591)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149754)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: yellow candlestick maker area

I was busy working.

Did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149595)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

By "nuke," ARE Reptile meant "summon Belgian ambassador for diplomatic niceties."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149602)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

they stopped the ambassador at one glass of champagne to send a very strong message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149667)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149743)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: bateful mental disorder resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153111)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Fragrant potus weed whacker

*Putin tosses a Belgian waffle into his microwave oven in disgust. Nukes it*

*ARE Reptile cheers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149618)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149624)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: cream death wish plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149637)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Unholy Charcoal Dopamine Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149686)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Tantric kink-friendly abode yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149749)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking Brindle Rehab Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153536)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering trump supporter deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28153563)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Wonderful heaven partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156677)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Curious Very Tactful Blood Rage

Putin to Belgium: plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149704)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149744)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly chapel gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152674)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Shivering Deranged Voyeur House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149800)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: big stead jew

where does Europe get its oil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152473)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: exciting hateful office ceo

To be fair,

So what are the chances that ARE Reptile will continue to post ITT going forward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152512)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: big stead jew

russian baghdad bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152531)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: exciting hateful office ceo

To be fair,

ARE Reptile: Knows all about American society, knows all about Russian society, and is privvy to high-level decision making that goes on deep within the Kremlin.

You: Just a typical Yankee with fundamental misunderstandings about the proud Russian people (which will ultimately be your downfall).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152539)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

he is running expert flame you have to admire him from that

best is when he linked a russian youtube video and claimed something and a Russian speaker pwned him saying that was not what the guy in the video was saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152533)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:59 PM
Author: comical center shitlib

cr he got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152541)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sneaky criminal

I was surprised by his predictions here. He's usually a bit more vague or he gives a much longer timeline for Russian victory. I hope he's ok. This seems like the desperate dreams of a man on his death bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152552)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: exciting hateful office ceo

To be fair,

Delerium tremens is a hell of a thing. But very Russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152554)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: milky skinny woman

yah i was surprised too

probably there was some sick happy hour in brighton beach and he got carried away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152649)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: jade hilarious wagecucks background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167530)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Ivory ticket booth

how are ur bitcoins doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152721)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 5:00 AM
Author: Sadistic hominid cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719923)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Self-centered titillating corner goyim

lol at impotent Vlad ever fucking with a NATO member. He's all talk. It's just like the Russians in Brooklyn, driving BMWs but living below the tracks in a 1 bedroom in Brighton Beach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152560)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: histrionic garrison

Being a bully works so long as no one else comes along with a bigger stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152612)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: big stead jew

Europe is fucked bc it imports a ton of oil from Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152628)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Shivering Deranged Voyeur House

Natural gas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152640)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: big stead jew

that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152656)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly chapel gunner

lol no

Putin was clearly explained already that if he fucks with gas supplies, the SWIFT is off for ruskies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28152700)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Vigorous filthpig

Where's Russia going to sell its oil and natural gas if not to Europe? They can't afford to do without the revenues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156746)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car

bump for update on nuclear fallout in Brussels? seems like US media is censoring news about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28154290)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: contagious drab station friendly grandma

his nukes broke down, sending AREreptile and TMF led strikeforce instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28155034)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car

nuclear war watch thread bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156111)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Old Irish Cottage Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28160986)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Tantric kink-friendly abode yarmulke

ARE REPTILE safely ensconced in nuclear bunker without communications capability, unable to post on internet message board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156674)



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Date: January 3rd, 2022 4:57 AM
Author: contagious drab station friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#43719920)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: bossy headpube point

and a hush of fear fell over the north sea from harwich to hamburg as the mighty Northern Fleet began to assemble:

http://www.keepbusy.net/pics/pic-dump-356-21.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28156715)



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Date: June 19th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: comical center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28161031)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Pungent Brilliant Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37063322)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic garrison

I assume Russia is using its Greek allies as a trojan horse. The strike will almost certainly come in conjunction with a Grexit. Putin will be marching across the smoldering ruins of Belgium with an eye on Paris by July 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165814)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

The Belgians, being part French, and thus part surrender monkey, have already capitulated and released the funds and have therefore spared themselves a nuking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165837)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Aqua Theater Stage

Your flame is strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28165901)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: navy marvelous stage

Not flame.

http://newsru.com/world/20jun2015/razblock.html

They begged for the Czar's forgiveness and that they be allowed to continue living their small little lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28167313)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: cyan gaped hairy legs indirect expression

BELGIUM BACKED DOWN - ARE Reptile wasn't flame here:

Belgium unblocks seized Russian accounts

Russian state accounts frozen by Belgium in a move condemned by Moscow have been unblocked, Belgium's foreign minister says.

The assets were seized in a move triggered by a court ruling over the now-defunct Yukos oil firm.

In July 2014, an international arbitration court said Russian officials had manipulated the legal system to bankrupt Yukos.

Yukos was then taken over by a Russian state firm.

Its former boss, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, was also jailed.

Last year a court told Russia to pay Yukos shareholders $50bn (£32bn) in compensation, after Yukos's break-up.

But Russia does not acknowledge the court's findings, leading former Yukos shareholders to get Russian state assets frozen.

Responding to the asset seizure, Russia's President Vladimir Putin said he would "defend our interests by the route of justice".

Belgium's ambassador to Moscow was summoned to the Kremlin, and told the asset seizure was "an openly hostile act" that "crudely violates the recognised norms of international law".

While visiting China, Belgium's Foreign Minister Didier Reynders said: "A solution has been found to unblock as a priority accounts for the running of the embassies, and the rest will follow."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-33214456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28168998)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 2:14 AM
Author: histrionic garrison

Of course they backed down dude, they were on the precipice of nuclear holocaust. I mean, the fleet was sortied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28169449)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: navy marvelous stage

One of my best threads. Belgians spared themselves a holocaust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37060946)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Abusive ruddy whorehouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#37985934)



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Date: March 6th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia Range Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#44095218)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia Range Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#44329623)