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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
navy diverse codepig hissy fit
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
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Contagious startling faggotry
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Lake insecure range azn
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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  01/29/16
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  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
sepia aromatic messiness toaster
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
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  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
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  07/03/15
Rude
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
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Multi-colored sanctuary
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
tripping carmine police squad
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
tripping carmine police squad
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
bearded shrine filthpig
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Beady-eyed thirsty dopamine ticket booth
  07/03/15
lol
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Low-t forum son of senegal
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
vivacious garnet gunner partner
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Thriller aqua senate marketing idea
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Lake insecure range azn
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Grizzly swollen idea he suggested background story
  07/03/15
180
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Naked hyperventilating love of her life church
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
claret indian lodge
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
irate prole candlestick maker
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
tripping carmine police squad
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
motley chocolate stead
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
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  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
boyish shimmering personal credit line
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Bateful Chartreuse Hall
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: navy diverse codepig hissy fit

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Contagious startling faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Lake insecure range azn

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fragrant Market Masturbator

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: wild elastic band legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: sepia aromatic messiness toaster

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Confused Out-of-control Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hot state

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: arousing newt old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cordovan awkward dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: sepia aromatic messiness toaster

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Grizzly swollen idea he suggested background story

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: bistre arrogant sandwich coldplay fan

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored sanctuary

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: tripping carmine police squad

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: tripping carmine police squad

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: bearded shrine filthpig

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed thirsty dopamine ticket booth

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Low-t forum son of senegal

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: vivacious garnet gunner partner

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Thriller aqua senate marketing idea

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Lake insecure range azn

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Grizzly swollen idea he suggested background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Naked hyperventilating love of her life church

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: claret indian lodge

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: irate prole candlestick maker

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: tripping carmine police squad

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: motley chocolate stead

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome windowlicker theatre

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Spectacular Nursing Home

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: boyish shimmering personal credit line

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: floppy cyan parlor bbw

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: charismatic persian tanning salon

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed titillating antidepressant drug wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Adventurous School Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: electric space quadroon

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fragrant Market Masturbator

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Fragrant Market Masturbator

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Domesticated Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: pearly elite lettuce orchestra pit

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: pearly elite lettuce orchestra pit

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: demanding scarlet area tank

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: green duck-like point sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful Chartreuse Hall

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Olive gaped trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible buff national security agency goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Olive gaped trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Maize underhanded casino mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Violet place of business stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#49800158)