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ITT: I tell you how to order at a steakhouse
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall PRE-DINNER:
1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very slightly dirty), or champagne
DINNER:
1. Continue with your apertif from beforehand, or order a second.
2. Plate of raw oysters for the table, or, if feeling decadent, a chilled seafood tower
3. Order wine, red only.
4. Caesar Salad prepared tableside.
5. Order one of the following steaks medium rare: Porterhouse, Ribeye (bone-in preferred), New York Strip (bone-in preferred)
6. Order sides. They should include creamed spinach and a crispy potato dish at a minimum. Mushrooms can be a nice addition.
7. Order more wine BEFORE the steak comes.
8. Eat steak and sides. Take long enough that you order wine one final time.
AFTER-DINNER:
1. Espresso.
2. Dessert for the table, NOT individually. Something classic, such as key lime pie, pecan pie, cheesecake, or bread pudding.
3. 1-2 rounds of digestif.
Fin. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:12 PM Author: Mauve address turdskin You're not wrong; you're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152536) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152544) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: flatulent church building It's a Big Lebowski quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152604) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall am i done here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152609) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Twinkling irradiated elastic band too much food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152542) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person orders 2-3 sides and then fucking dessert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Twinkling irradiated elastic band I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the sides. DAT steak filling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152557) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambiance and the accoutrements. I can have steak 95% as good as steakhouse steak at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152591) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Twinkling irradiated elastic band I'm all about DAT steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152595) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: violet erotic associate this.
If you are full up by the time of dessert you can get the ice cream option |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls. You should be able to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152733) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: violet erotic associate yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream option is super tiny and it is unusual or uncommon flavor plus one little chocolate or raspberry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152744) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Talking cerebral whorehouse people who are hurt LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SHITLIB QUEERFAG COMMIE BULLSSHIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152983) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle chrome fanboi Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. Eg a slice of cake will be one quarter slice of a four tier cake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153256) |
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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:17 PM Author: drab hell liquid oxygen KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797609) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: Internet-worthy parlor Steak is morally wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152550) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: startled electric plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153450) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: flatulent church building Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in with you in a bag? Prepare it yourself, or ask the waiter to do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152558) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Mauve address turdskin Just do shake 'n' steak bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152572) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall 1. Bring in messenger bag
2. Waiter |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: insecure diverse brunch roommate The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these days so you probably want to suck it up and eat their salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152585) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: Mauve address turdskin Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152597) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:22 PM Author: Titillating school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153830) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: impressive poppy area trump supporter Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152728) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152738) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: impressive poppy area trump supporter Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, and you are a homosexual. Do what works for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152745) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM Author: Violent coral sweet tailpipe red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a sports bar with well done burger if you order beer with beef. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152778) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: violet erotic associate BEE-R BEE-F
See what I did there. they go together bro. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: high-end appetizing national boltzmann (Dude who belongs in a bathhouse) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152843) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse.
MAYBE could do a beer as a pre-dinner drink. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152910) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:30 AM Author: cordovan glittery laser beams international law enforcement agency Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it a steakhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157573) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: violet erotic associate Too much food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259549) |
Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Dashing Autistic Nowag what are good steakhouses in Chicago? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152575) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall Never been to Chicago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152594) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: overrated exciting stain sandwich Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152623) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: blue pistol For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself is overrated. Morton's and Mastro's, god no. Chicago Cut is good. I think the Del Frisco's space is cool if ur into the Viagra Triangle scene, although I hate to recommend a chain. I think Chicago Chop House is the coolest old school place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152685) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:41 PM Author: overrated exciting stain sandwich what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152748) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:21 PM Author: Mind-boggling outnumbered principal's office giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153036) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:27 PM Author: blue pistol You'll get a fine steak at either.
Morton's is a chain, nothing wrong with it but no reason to go there vs other Chicago-only places. As far as chains go, I'd still pick Del Frisco's, Ruth's Chris, and Capital Grille over Morton's (either location).
Mastro's (also a chain albeit fewer locations) is too tryhard in my opinion and, like Del Frisco's, seems like someplace a rich immigrant would go because he's heard rich Americans go to BIG STEAKHOUSE and order BIG CAB and BIG STEAK. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station mortons > Ruths chris bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153089) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: blue pistol You are just saying that because you don't like all the black people in Ruth's Chris. Racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153102) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Chestnut genital piercing You realize del frisco is a chain, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153466) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:31 PM Author: blue pistol I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I mention their cool space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153888) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: flatulent church building Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152633) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: violet erotic associate SIZZLERS!!
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152904) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: arrogant transparent azn jap Joes is easily my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155119) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM Author: contagious dysfunction jew Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153844) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: overrated exciting stain sandwich damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152606) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: flatulent church building tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152614) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Big dragon masturbator These are all highly credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134831) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a tits on a stick wearing a miniskirt showing a hint of asscheek as your dining companion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134852) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Indigo Philosopher-king Messiness Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258279) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152616) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: bronze kitchen love of her life uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak sauce is the credited order. if they offer it, and only the really nice places do, you should order your steak boiled instead of grilled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152679) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: Dashing Autistic Nowag I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152688) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: bronze kitchen love of her life well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the meat gets too tough and dry. but the really nice places use expensive cuts of meat that remain tender and juicy, so if your steak is $40 or more, you should always order it well done, otherwise you're just wasting your money on fine cuts. that's why the price is so much, because only the highest quality meat can be cooked well done in proper fashion.
this weird trend of not using ketchup or steak sauce is very recent as well. why do you think it was invented? ketchup especially is the perfect compliment to really bring out the flavors in the steak. the idea that you shouldn't use ketchup or steak sauce is some weird remnant of the 90's when you had the simple, organic, local food trend out of SF (led by Alice Waters and Chez Panisse) displacing french novelle cuisine (Bocuse and his culinary heirs) and its technically complex dishes. ketchup and steak sauce were seen as needlessly complex sauces, and the simple food trend was encouraging people to dishes with as few ingredients as possible. while steakhouses remained traditional with their side dishes, serving au gratin and creamed spinach and the like, somehow people got it in their head that a steak should be eaten with only simply salt and pepper to season it.
boiling as opposed to grilling is difficult to do properly with steak, but is the proper way to prepare a good steak because it allows for more even cooking throughout the cut while keeping the moisture spread evenly throughout. on the grill, the edges of the meat get charred and burned, and the first 1/4" to 1/2" of the meat ends up overcooked to raise the center of the cut to proper temperature. the reason only the really nice places offer boiling is because it requires a ton of kitchen space because each steak needs its own pot, and the water must be changed between each steak before cooking. it's much more labor and equipment intensive than the traditional grill, but is absolutely a superior method.
you probably think Applebees makes a good steak, so this will all be lost on you. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: violet erotic associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153051) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: blue pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153093) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Marvelous station Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved steak in comparison to a boiled steak? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153335) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:03 PM Author: bronze kitchen love of her life this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular gastronomy chefs. first started being done in Chicago, i think it was Homaro Cantu who tried it first (who else?) and then you also saw some microwaved steak dishes along with other microwaved beef cuts at some of the other places like Alinea. outside of that scene i haven't seen it much. i'm not much a fan of molecular gastronomy but i will say the one time i tried a microwaved steak dish i wished more traditional steakhouses would experiment with it. maybe it will grow in popularity the way boiling has. if you ever have the chance to try it, i definitely recommend it. even if you don't see it on the menu, don't be shy about asking your waiter if it's available as a preparation method. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156274) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 3:01 PM Author: Lavender deep mood lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157709) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Indigo Philosopher-king Messiness Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees followed by a pan sear is all you need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258297) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or something like amaretto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152743) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: Twisted Mewling Depressive Hospital Black buca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152785) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:35 PM Author: Rose location Port is 180 as fuck
Limoncello is disgusting and I have no idea when that became a thing. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM Author: Twisted Mewling Depressive Hospital This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully the second is a summer associate that I just don't like. Negronis to start Seafood tower Another Negroni Classic Wedge Salad Bottle of Cabernet Wagyu longbone/tomahawk bone-in ribeye for two (medium rare), sides: potatoes au gratin, onion rings, asparagus, creamed spinach, lobster Mac and cheese Another bottle of Cabernet No dessert Black Sambuca |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: flatulent church building unghhhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152786) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: Mauve address turdskin Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152795) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Twisted Mewling Depressive Hospital I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked dish of Camembert infused with rosemary and thyme could supplant the salad altogether. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152930) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat, you want something lighter first, not a fucking block of cheese
agreed wedge is kinda TTT though |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:10 PM Author: Twisted Mewling Depressive Hospital Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into bone in ribeye is pretty credited. Although you may find yourself sick and hating life. But then again, that's why I eat. I want to make my physical discomfort match my emotional pain so I can forget about that for a moment and just suffer under the burdens of my own decadence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152971) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: yellow legal warrant nursing home This is good but I like manhattans before steak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155310) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: flatulent church building Me too. Heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155330) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:48 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a starch, and possibly something else like mushrooms. lots of places will have special shit like truffle/lobster mac and cheese etc that you can substitute for potatoes.
also dessert should have some more flexibility since key lime is TTT and cheese cake isnt the greatest after an already rich meal. creme brulee, souffle/baked good with ice cream, are all top notch |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of key lime. something like a lemon tart is pretty good too.
regarding the starch: i like it to be a crispy potato for the texture aspect |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Twisted Mewling Depressive Hospital I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol. I skip this stage and go straight for that black Sambuca. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152914) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy, salty meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152923) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure *giggles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152927) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153816) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Twinkling irradiated elastic band "What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Millennial "male" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153092) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: blue pistol Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the tomahawk steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153131) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall "I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay", the millennial "male" lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153137) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: irate bright box office voyeur HOPR? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153094) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM Author: exhilarant topaz toilet seat theater stage 1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartment. 2. Drink a couple natty bohs beforehand. Don't want to get too full. 3. Everyone piles in to the lyft 4. Arrive at Fogo de chao 5. Order rail drinks and slaughter plate after plate of steak. 6. Throw up in the bathroom to keep eating (optional) 7. Head back to Clarendon, hit the bars |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153747) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:09 PM Author: bronze kitchen love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156323) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 4:50 AM Author: Wine Corner Faggot Firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157546) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:39 AM Author: cordovan glittery laser beams international law enforcement agency ? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. And why would you go out in Clarendon if you're already downtown?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157579) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Amethyst School Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157377) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153741) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM Author: startled electric plaza what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153838) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:04 PM Author: Tan Hunting Ground Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156281) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:29 AM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158378) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: Stubborn Bateful Crackhouse I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155034) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:02 PM Author: stirring maize lodge Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass who went to Peter Luger solo and went apeshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155373) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: rebellious water buffalo Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after dinner shit. Just 1 espresso is enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156329) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 2:56 AM Author: saffron soggy idiot set Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for faggots, just order a goddam gin martini.
raw oysters as starter
wedge salad
A nice central coast Cabernet if they have it
medium-rare ribeye or ny strip (meat with fat is good)
cheesecake
Lagavulin (double)
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Mauve address turdskin cr re: dirty martinis
Would you like a pickle juice chaser with that, classy guy?
A martini should be served with a twist, not a bunch of olives polluting the gin. |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:33 AM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158392) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:34 AM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the olives. it stokes my appetite. and i don't mean dirty dirty, just a touch for the slight salt taste.
if i'm just going out for a martini with a chick, i agree with you. |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Bearded Useless Brakes Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841502) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: curious crawly institution selfie What's next, you tell us how to jack off?
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:35 AM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158405) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:36 AM Author: Aphrodisiac nighttime tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158409) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: stirring maize lodge Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158413) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134858) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:57 PM Author: Sienna Concupiscible Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259361) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: passionate headpube keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134789) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Submissive Stead Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse bacon? Credited dessert is scotch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158415) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon.
scotch is totally fine as an after dinner drink. bourbon too imo. |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134741) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas season, please feel free to continue to use my primer on how to order at a steakhouse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157364) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:28 PM Author: Cheese-eating arousing main people step-uncle's house I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157399) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:30 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157411) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: soul-stirring adulterous library coldplay fan What catsup do you recommend bros? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157375) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Onyx Goal In Life Meetinghouse i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said and they all looked at me like i was a maniac (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157395) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157410) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:35 PM Author: Chocolate idiotic base goyim flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157448) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: Frozen jet patrolman tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157599) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: crimson charismatic gas station thoughts on the kobe/waygu options? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157460) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157470) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: Swashbuckling alpha spot *get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine there's no reason to drink red just because someone once decided that it goes with steak.
*get the wedge salad with crumbled blue cheese, ranch and bacon bits. |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:57 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall lol @ white wine at a steakhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157678) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM Author: Drunken wonderful generalized bond Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle.
Eat some free bread. If others are with you have oysters or steak tartar and a salad. Otherwise skip them.
Dry aged ribeye for two. Rare. Nothing on it but salt. Eat it all yourself.
Some form of potato.
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM Author: unhinged lascivious haunted graveyard temple thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually particularly 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157663) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at minimum a crispy potato dish. and creamed spinach is so classic and delicious that it wouldn't be the same without it.
big group? go nuts with the sides. |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: honey-headed business firm fairly unremarkable OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258160) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall it's not supposed to be creative.
it's supposed to be a standard method for ordering at a steakhouse. |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Trip mentally impaired abode shitlib get rare faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258305) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:31 PM Author: Aromatic locus go blue or go home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258385) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: Trip mentally impaired abode shitlib ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump this before i even realized i was the one who posted it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237470) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:41 PM Author: Aqua razzle point clown *autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakhouse date* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258420) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:59 PM Author: beady-eyed gaming laptop market What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258491) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall not a fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237409) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: cyan newt you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much how (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258534) |
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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Turquoise half-breed this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797850) |
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Date: November 4th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: shimmering insane nibblets quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#34603094) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall bump for spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237406) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Medicated sound barrier That's a lot of fucking food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a few bites of a table dessert is a lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237857) |
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Date: April 13th, 2018 6:08 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35835582) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:16 PM Author: costumed offensive indirect expression community account Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841542) |
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Date: October 5th, 2018 4:29 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#36966531) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: shimmering insane nibblets quadroon great thread, would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38906527) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:13 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910532) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:17 PM Author: Laughsome Sapphire Menage Place Of Business cocktail selection: nope creamed spinach? GTFO finally, your sweet tooth might actually be a soft tooth. |
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Date: April 11th, 2022 6:22 PM Author: Abnormal Provocative Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#44320516) |