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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
spectacular fortuitous meteor resort
  12/29/15
b!
cream business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
C
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  12/29/15
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Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/29/15
c
Exhilarant very tactful sneaky criminal voyeur
  12/29/15
a
stimulating puce temple
  12/29/15
a
Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
cream business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
spectacular fortuitous meteor resort
  12/29/15
...
Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
cream business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
dun swashbuckling property
  12/29/15
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Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/29/15
?
dun swashbuckling property
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...
Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
spectacular fortuitous meteor resort
  12/29/15
...
Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/29/15
c for sure
dun swashbuckling property
  12/29/15
C
Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus
  12/29/15
c
Talented institution halford
  12/29/15
Xo
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  12/29/15
chaturbate
chocolate love of her life
  12/30/15
C!
cream business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
cream business firm sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Glittery faggot firefighter hall
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...
Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
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...
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Talented institution halford
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Razzle-dazzle Adulterous Brunch Wrinkle
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Galvanic address milk
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
dun swashbuckling property
  12/29/15
...
chrome cocky cuckold shrine
  12/30/15
...
Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Cruel-hearted costumed piazza doctorate
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
spectacular fortuitous meteor resort
  12/30/15
2
Galvanic address milk
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Cruel-hearted costumed piazza doctorate
  12/30/15
police
chocolate love of her life
  12/30/15
1
Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  12/30/15
...
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  01/02/16
4 and 180
Talented institution halford
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Talented institution halford
  12/30/15
...
mahogany water buffalo round eye
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Wonderful abode volcanic crater
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Vermilion senate
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: spectacular fortuitous meteor resort

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: cream business firm sweet tailpipe

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant very tactful sneaky criminal voyeur

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: stimulating puce temple

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: cream business firm sweet tailpipe

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: spectacular fortuitous meteor resort

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: cream business firm sweet tailpipe

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling property

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: spectacular fortuitous meteor resort

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling property

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Talented institution halford

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: chocolate love of her life

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: cream business firm sweet tailpipe

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: cream business firm sweet tailpipe

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Glittery faggot firefighter hall

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Talented institution halford

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Adulterous Brunch Wrinkle

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Galvanic address milk

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling property

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: chrome cocky cuckold shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Hyperventilating jap step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted costumed piazza doctorate

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: spectacular fortuitous meteor resort

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Galvanic address milk

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted costumed piazza doctorate

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: chocolate love of her life

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Bateful Domesticated Selfie Locus

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Talented institution halford

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Talented institution halford

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: mahogany water buffalo round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Wonderful abode volcanic crater

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Vermilion senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Ungodly Beady-eyed Corn Cake

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: buff theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2#41284137)