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How prestigious? What do they do?
Comical chartreuse national immigrant
  01/31/16
I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
translucent sick theater
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work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US
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yellow beady-eyed market half-breed
  01/31/16
got beaten to it :(
yellow beady-eyed market half-breed
  01/31/16
Essentially demigods
wonderful piazza
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
Comical chartreuse national immigrant
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
Motley sable crotch sandwich
  03/23/16
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Motley sable crotch sandwich
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
bateful bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma
  05/20/22
can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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  01/31/16
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contagious jewess
  02/26/18
Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
rough-skinned school police squad
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
rough-skinned school police squad
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
rough-skinned school police squad
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
rough-skinned school police squad
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
wonderful piazza
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I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
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  01/31/16
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Thriller church boltzmann
  01/31/16
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  01/31/16
The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded broth...
Lavender Party Of The First Part
  01/31/16
"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
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i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why
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crystalline main people hell
  01/31/16
Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
amber odious foreskin
  01/31/16
what are hours/culture like in this group?
Comical chartreuse national immigrant
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
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Submissive lettuce
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rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains....
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glittery embarrassed to the bone office
  06/01/17
was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
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  01/31/16
? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
Learning Disabled Coral Wrinkle Turdskin
  02/01/16
I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
Garnet Sinister Halford
  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
Copper mind-boggling orchestra pit
  02/05/16
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
Puce heaven
  01/31/16
this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
Puce heaven
  01/31/16
by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
Appetizing native
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
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  02/01/16
Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
Talented Doobsian French Chef Boiling Water
  03/23/16
SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
Fluffy stage circlehead
  01/31/16
Sounds like a fucking TV show Goldman Sachs: Special Situ...
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  01/31/16
*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran* C.O. Blankfein: &quo...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse national immigrant

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: translucent sick theater

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: crawly yapping indian lodge

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Aromatic state gaming laptop



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring flirting home generalized bond



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: provocative location



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: tantric ladyboy idea he suggested



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Big Mewling Site



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: contagious jewess



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Big Mewling Site



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy messiness

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Stubborn meetinghouse



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine coiffed library knife



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: supple pontificating really tough guy base



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: tripping university



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: yellow beady-eyed market half-breed

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: yellow beady-eyed market half-breed

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful piazza

Essentially demigods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Appetizing native

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse national immigrant

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Appetizing native

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Motley sable crotch sandwich

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Motley sable crotch sandwich

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: bateful bat-shit-crazy friendly grandma

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: stirring trailer park pervert

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Brass Garrison



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Boyish hot place of business rigpig



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toaster area



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Drab dopamine trust fund



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Peach razzmatazz property roommate



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Scarlet rehab round eye



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: contagious jewess



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned school police squad

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Appetizing native

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned school police squad

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing native

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned school police squad

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Appetizing native

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned school police squad

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing native

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful piazza

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Citrine gas station boistinker



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: high-end center stain



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Racy parlour cumskin

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Motley sable crotch sandwich



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Deep medicated ticket booth headpube

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lime people who are hurt stage

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: razzle potus



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: haunting internet-worthy ratface internal respiration



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: White range partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Lavender Party Of The First Part

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal lime people who are hurt stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toaster area



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Whorehouse

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: crawly yapping indian lodge



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: glittery embarrassed to the bone office



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: avocado arousing school cafeteria haunted graveyard



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: infuriating topaz marketing idea

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Big Mewling Site



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: alcoholic naked lay keepsake machete

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Irradiated grizzly casino



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bawdyhouse

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Citrine gas station boistinker



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring flirting home generalized bond

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: wild factory reset button



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Salmon blathering ceo deer antler



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Rusted Cerebral Shrine

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: misunderstood affirmative action



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: tantric ladyboy idea he suggested



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: exciting laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: brindle passionate menage international law enforcement agency



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: avocado arousing school cafeteria haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Disgusting karate point



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline main people hell

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: amber odious foreskin

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Comical chartreuse national immigrant

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: Violent stag film personal credit line

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: tantric ladyboy idea he suggested



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: glittery embarrassed to the bone office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Coral Wrinkle Turdskin

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: elite pink tanning salon puppy

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Coral Wrinkle Turdskin

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: elite pink tanning salon puppy

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Garnet Sinister Halford

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Copper mind-boggling orchestra pit

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Puce heaven

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Appetizing native

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Puce heaven

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Appetizing native

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Rose curious sanctuary

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Talented Doobsian French Chef Boiling Water

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Fluffy stage circlehead

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: laughsome blue dysfunction

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle toaster area



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Thriller church boltzmann



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Salmon blathering ceo deer antler



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Crusty legend forum



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Rusted Cerebral Shrine



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: tantric ladyboy idea he suggested



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: exciting laser beams

180

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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: glittery embarrassed to the bone office



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Lascivious gay jap double fault



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Disgusting karate point



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Big Mewling Site



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Submissive lettuce



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal lime people who are hurt stage

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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: tantric ladyboy idea he suggested



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Big Mewling Site



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
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