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Seneca's thoughts on BIGLAW

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

lol this guy had some harsh words for the BIGCORNCOUNTERS of his day

"[B]elieve me, it is better to have knowledge of the ledger of one's own life than of the corn-market. Recall that keen mind of yours, which is most competent to cope with the greatest subjects, from a service that is indeed honourable but hardly adapted to the happy life, and reflect that in all your training in the liberal studies, extending from your earliest years, you were not aiming at this—that it might be safe to entrust many thousand pecks of corn to your charge; you gave hope of something greater and more lofty."

"The condition of all who are engrossed is wretched, but most wretched is the condition of those who labour at engrossments that are not even their own, who regulate their sleep by that of another, their walk by the pace of another, who are under orders in case of the freest things in the world—loving and hating. If these wish to know how short their life is, let them reflect how small a part of it is their own."

"Shameful is he whose breath leaves him in the midst of a trial when, advanced in years and still courting the applause of an ignorant circle, he is pleading for some litigant who is the veriest stranger; disgraceful is he who, exhausted more quickly by his mode of living than by his labour, collapses in the very midst of his duties; disgraceful is he who dies in the act of receiving payments on account, and draws a smile from his long delayed heir." (LOL)

"And so when you see a man often wearing the robe of office, when you see one whose name is famous in the Forum, do not envy him; those things are bought at the price of life. They will waste all their years, in order that they may have one year reckoned by their name."

"There will be no lack of men of tested worth and painstaking industry. But plodding oxen are much more suited to carrying heavy loads than thoroughbred horses, and who ever hampers the fleetness of such high-born creatures with a heavy pack?"

"But, in very truth, the funerals of such men ought to be conducted by the light of torches and wax tapers, as though they had lived but the tiniest span."

"[V]ery wretched, therefore, and not merely short, must the life of those be who work hard to gain what they must work harder to keep. By great toil they attain what they wish, and with anxiety hold what they have attained; meanwhile they take no account of time that will never more return. New engrossments take the place of the old, hope leads to new hope, ambition to new ambition. They do not seek an end of their wretchedness, but change the cause. [...] Reasons for anxiety will never be lacking, whether born of prosperity or of wretchedness; life pushes on in a succession of engrossments. We shall always pray for leisure, but never enjoy it."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29737437)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: twinkling cuckoldry

Holy fuck now I feel awful

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

poasted as a community service, brother. still plenty of life left to claim as your own!

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: trip filthpig



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Flesh Home Newt

JFC this is brilliant. Any other great quotes from him or other philosophers re: biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29738227)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

don't know of any off the top of my head, but there's gotta be. the evil essence of biglaw has been around in one form or another forever, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29738881)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: lascivious cobalt tanning salon

something like "anger is an acid that does more harm to the container in which it is stored than anything onto which it is poured." stoicism yny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29744892)



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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: startling fishy faggot firefighter

But see glass containers.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

ugh, and how many biglaw wretches waste their precious few leisure hours browsing the web?

"It was once a foible confined to the Greeks to inquire into what number of rowers Ulysses had, whether the Iliad or the Odyssey was written first, whether moreover they belong to the same author, and various other matters of this stamp, which, if you keep them to yourself, in no way pleasure your secret soul, and, if you publish them, make you seem more of a bore than a scholar. BUT NOW THIS VAIN PASSION FOR LEARNING USELESS THINGS HAS ASSAILED THE ROMANS ALSO. In the last few days I heard someone telling who was the first Roman general to do this or that; Duilius was the first who won a naval battle, Curius Dentatus was the first who had elephants led in his triumph. Still, these matters, even if they add nothing to real glory, are nevertheless concerned with signal services to the state; there will be no profit in such knowledge, nevertheless it wins our attention by reason of the attractiveness of an empty subject. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29738997)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: twinkling cuckoldry

This can't be real. I want to die.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:06 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Soggy copper goyim athletic conference



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Shaky office cuckold

XO Seneca

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious property tank

De brevitate vitae.

NB, Seneca is writing this as a boomer of his day. Pure armchair philosophizing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29739003)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

brother, this is probably the ONLY subject you can trust a rich, striving boomer on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29739014)



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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: aquamarine hilarious property tank

Well, at least he killed himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#31619713)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Sick Theatre

tim ferriss just released an audiobook of seneca's letters but the translation and reader are so comically dated and distracting I couldn't even listen without laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29739012)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Saffron 180 roommate lettuce

lol did he use some public domain translation from the 19th century instead of springing for the rights to a modern version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29740397)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Godawful Becky Pistol

180, watching Suits right now

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: cordovan flickering space

Plato:

In the leisure spoken of by you, which a freeman can always command: he has his talk, out in peace, and, like ourselves, he wanders at will from one subject to another, and from a second to a third,-if the fancy takes him he begins again, as we are doing now, caring not whether his words are many or few; his only aim is to attain the truth. But the lawyer is always in a hurry; there is the water of the clepsydra driving him on, and not allowing him to expatiate at will: and there is his adversary standing over him, enforcing his rights; the indictment, which in their phraseology is termed the affidavit, is recited at the time: and from this he must not deviate. He is a servant, and is continually disputing about a fellow servant before his master, who is seated, and has the cause in his hands; the trial is never about some indifferent matter, but always concerns himself; and often the race is for his life. The consequence has been, that he has become keen and shrewd; he has learned how to flatter his master in word and indulge him in deed; but his soul is small and unrighteous. His condition, which has been that of a slave from his youth upwards, has deprived him of growth and uprightness and independence; dangers and fears, which were too much for his truth and honesty, came upon him in early years, when the tenderness of youth was unequal to them, and he has been driven into crooked ways; from the first he has practiced deception and retaliation, and has become stunted and warped. And so he has passed out of youth into manhood, having no soundness in him; and is now, as he thinks, a master in wisdom. Such is the lawyer, Theodorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#29740270)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Lime offensive travel guidebook

good god

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Date: October 11th, 2016 11:10 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Soggy copper goyim athletic conference

180 Seneca is GOAT

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Brilliant dragon

Seneca is one of the most valuable sources of realtalk out there

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 2:54 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:44 AM
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Date: October 11th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: startling fishy faggot firefighter

"But plodding oxen are much more suited to carrying heavy loads than thoroughbred horses"

What is the most preftigious law horse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#31619712)



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Date: October 11th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Stirring navy orchestra pit

this is about MBA DORKS. law is well-established as a noble, heroic profession. read this cicero quote equating lawyers to ancient kings.

Now it seems to me, at least, that not only among the Medes, as Herodotus tells us, but also among our own ancestors, men of high moral character were made kings in order that the people might enjoy justice. For, as the masses in their helplessness were oppressed by the strong, they appealed for protection to some one man who was conspicuous for his virtue; and, as he shielded the weaker classes from wrong, he managed by establishing equitable conditions to hold the higher and the lower classes in an equality of right. The reason for making constitutional laws was the same as that for making kings. For what people have always sought is equality of rights before the law. For rights that were not open to all alike would be no rights. If the people secured their end at the hands of one just and good man, they were satisfied with that; but when such was not their good fortune, laws were invented, to speak to all men at all times in one and the same voice.

http://books.google.com/books?id=-9E-HxIXS2YC&pg=PA122&lpg=PA122&dq=laws+de+officiis+king+justice&source=bl&ots=RLuja2O-zq&sig=jn4WBtj67g4V0ipya5r_kc5Xc2k&hl=en&sa=X&ei=lenUVIu3M4bgyQPI9oC4CQ&ved=0CDIQ6AEwCA

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Date: October 11th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: startling fishy faggot firefighter

Now I don't know who to believe.

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Date: October 12th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: blue stead legend



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Date: October 12th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: dashing messiness casino

Isn't corn a New World crop, unknown to Europe in pre-Columbian times?

Who translated this shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3116403&forum_id=2#31627729)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: blue stead legend



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Date: December 12th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated wild jewess area

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