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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch | 04/21/16 |
| naked racy keepsake machete institution | 04/21/16 |
| garnet laughsome sanctuary | 04/21/16 |
| Walnut people who are hurt chapel | 04/21/16 |
| naked racy keepsake machete institution | 04/21/16 |
| magenta razzmatazz lay wrinkle | 04/21/16 |
| Bistre razzle deer antler | 04/21/16 |
| Stirring Office Party Of The First Part | 04/21/16 |
| motley purple filthpig | 04/21/16 |
| white house toaster | 04/21/16 |
| twinkling up-to-no-good university mediation | 04/21/16 |
| big-titted filthy jew | 04/21/16 |
| poppy heady station | 04/21/16 |
| poppy heady station | 04/21/16 |
| Learning Disabled Internal Respiration | 04/21/16 |
| odious violent cruise ship | 04/03/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle Lettuce Psychic | 04/03/25 |
| drab exciting queen of the night philosopher-king | 04/21/16 |
| infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib | 04/21/16 |
| poppy heady station | 04/21/16 |
| infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib | 04/21/16 |
| underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch | 04/22/16 |
| Primrose theater persian | 04/21/16 |
| infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib | 04/21/16 |
| Sadistic judgmental coldplay fan shrine | 04/21/16 |
| Sick Tanning Salon Legend | 04/21/16 |
| appetizing rebellious famous landscape painting step-uncle's house | 04/21/16 |
| shaky striped hyena mother | 04/21/16 |
| Glittery hall | 04/21/16 |
| underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch | 04/21/16 |
| high-end double fault | 04/21/16 |
| Coral senate faggotry | 04/21/16 |
| Offensive Pale Therapy | 04/21/16 |
| Bright idea he suggested | 04/21/16 |
| underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch | 04/21/16 |
| appetizing rebellious famous landscape painting step-uncle's house | 04/22/16 |
| titillating sapphire french chef | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: naked racy keepsake machete institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: garnet laughsome sanctuary much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Walnut people who are hurt chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: naked racy keepsake machete institution idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: magenta razzmatazz lay wrinkle (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Bistre razzle deer antler Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Stirring Office Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: motley purple filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: white house toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: twinkling up-to-no-good university mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: big-titted filthy jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: poppy heady station legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: poppy heady station See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: Learning Disabled Internal Respiration JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: odious violent cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Lettuce Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: drab exciting queen of the night philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: poppy heady station c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Primrose theater persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: infuriating costumed boistinker shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Sadistic judgmental coldplay fan shrine LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: Sick Tanning Salon Legend lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: appetizing rebellious famous landscape painting step-uncle's house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: shaky striped hyena mother ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Glittery hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: high-end double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Coral senate faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Offensive Pale Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Bright idea he suggested ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: underhanded glassy friendly grandma crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: appetizing rebellious famous landscape painting step-uncle's house EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: titillating sapphire french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |