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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| racy candlestick maker | 04/21/16 |
| learning disabled godawful sound barrier | 04/21/16 |
| yellow very tactful cuckoldry spot | 04/21/16 |
| Clear Potus | 04/21/16 |
| learning disabled godawful sound barrier | 04/21/16 |
| Contagious low-t point | 04/21/16 |
| charismatic station | 04/21/16 |
| vibrant high-end half-breed | 04/21/16 |
| Cowardly pit fortuitous meteor | 04/21/16 |
| Alcoholic pocket flask | 04/21/16 |
| wild odious cruise ship | 04/21/16 |
| Provocative misunderstood boltzmann | 04/21/16 |
| Bearded sandwich | 04/21/16 |
| Bearded sandwich | 04/21/16 |
| aromatic puce office foreskin | 04/21/16 |
| vermilion hell sweet tailpipe | 04/03/25 |
| topaz generalized bond | 04/03/25 |
| khaki fanboi | 04/21/16 |
| thriller silver death wish black woman | 04/21/16 |
| Bearded sandwich | 04/21/16 |
| thriller silver death wish black woman | 04/21/16 |
| racy candlestick maker | 04/22/16 |
| Dull deep tanning salon azn | 04/21/16 |
| thriller silver death wish black woman | 04/21/16 |
| seedy garrison pervert | 04/21/16 |
| Dashing Trailer Park Digit Ratio | 04/21/16 |
| Lascivious meetinghouse mood | 04/21/16 |
| citrine whorehouse | 04/21/16 |
| Cerebral stead | 04/21/16 |
| racy candlestick maker | 04/21/16 |
| electric principal's office | 04/21/16 |
| Galvanic site filthpig | 04/21/16 |
| brilliant motley shrine jew | 04/21/16 |
| cerise turdskin area | 04/21/16 |
| racy candlestick maker | 04/21/16 |
| Lascivious meetinghouse mood | 04/22/16 |
| lemon spectacular orchestra pit | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: racy candlestick maker You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: learning disabled godawful sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: yellow very tactful cuckoldry spot much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Clear Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: learning disabled godawful sound barrier idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: Contagious low-t point (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: charismatic station Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: vibrant high-end half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Cowardly pit fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Alcoholic pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: wild odious cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Provocative misunderstood boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Bearded sandwich legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: Bearded sandwich See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: aromatic puce office foreskin JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: vermilion hell sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: topaz generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: khaki fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: thriller silver death wish black woman Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Bearded sandwich c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: thriller silver death wish black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: racy candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Dull deep tanning salon azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: thriller silver death wish black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: seedy garrison pervert LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: Dashing Trailer Park Digit Ratio lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Lascivious meetinghouse mood 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: citrine whorehouse ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Cerebral stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: racy candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: electric principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Galvanic site filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: brilliant motley shrine jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: cerise turdskin area ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: racy candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Lascivious meetinghouse mood EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: lemon spectacular orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |