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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| Razzle-dazzle duck-like messiness | 04/21/16 |
| Purple Range | 04/21/16 |
| frisky telephone | 04/21/16 |
| cobalt mental disorder | 04/21/16 |
| Purple Range | 04/21/16 |
| Sinister fuchsia forum rigor | 04/21/16 |
| Bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house | 04/21/16 |
| carmine queen of the night hell | 04/21/16 |
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| Razzle-dazzle duck-like messiness | 04/21/16 |
| Hyperactive aromatic gaming laptop | 04/22/16 |
| Startling really tough guy | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle duck-like messiness You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: Purple Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: frisky telephone much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: cobalt mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Purple Range idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: Sinister fuchsia forum rigor (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy step-uncle's house Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: carmine queen of the night hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: unholy hunting ground bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: plum french chef jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: irate library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Marvelous therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: flesh son of senegal legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: flesh son of senegal See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: Razzle codepig background story JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Olive internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Low-t coral patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: Titillating goal in life boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: rough-skinned toilet seat Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: flesh son of senegal c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: rough-skinned toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle duck-like messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Orange Church Building Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: rough-skinned toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Clear Address Mother LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: Amber Stage Water Buffalo lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Geriatric salmon legend pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle duck-like messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Hyperactive aromatic gaming laptop EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Startling really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |