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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut | 04/21/16 |
| arrogant hissy fit | 04/21/16 |
| Saffron marketing idea | 04/21/16 |
| Mildly autistic curious laser beams | 04/21/16 |
| arrogant hissy fit | 04/21/16 |
| Lavender embarrassed to the bone boiling water | 04/21/16 |
| Plum Bearded Masturbator | 04/21/16 |
| fear-inspiring lilac scourge upon the earth water buffalo | 04/21/16 |
| splenetic exhilarant messiness orchestra pit | 04/21/16 |
| Vivacious Duck-like Church | 04/21/16 |
| At-the-ready pit mood | 04/21/16 |
| boyish yellow skinny woman | 04/21/16 |
| vengeful costumed partner dog poop | 04/21/16 |
| vengeful costumed partner dog poop | 04/21/16 |
| self-centered mental disorder garrison | 04/21/16 |
| flatulent hominid | 04/03/25 |
| thriller hairy legs | 04/03/25 |
| Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 04/21/16 |
| Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire | 04/21/16 |
| vengeful costumed partner dog poop | 04/21/16 |
| Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire | 04/21/16 |
| Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut | 04/22/16 |
| exciting hospital | 04/21/16 |
| Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire | 04/21/16 |
| Godawful tantric indian lodge | 04/21/16 |
| passionate poppy shitlib ticket booth | 04/21/16 |
| Sadistic copper yarmulke | 04/21/16 |
| Ungodly forum half-breed | 04/21/16 |
| Excitant Useless Brakes | 04/21/16 |
| Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut | 04/21/16 |
| Grizzly parlor ape | 04/21/16 |
| Pearly bisexual sweet tailpipe | 04/21/16 |
| Amethyst sanctuary | 04/21/16 |
| spectacular indirect expression stag film | 04/21/16 |
| Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut | 04/21/16 |
| Sadistic copper yarmulke | 04/22/16 |
| Razzle Coffee Pot Fortuitous Meteor | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: arrogant hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: Saffron marketing idea much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Mildly autistic curious laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: arrogant hissy fit idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: Lavender embarrassed to the bone boiling water (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Plum Bearded Masturbator Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: fear-inspiring lilac scourge upon the earth water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: splenetic exhilarant messiness orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Vivacious Duck-like Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: At-the-ready pit mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: boyish yellow skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: vengeful costumed partner dog poop legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: vengeful costumed partner dog poop See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: self-centered mental disorder garrison JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: flatulent hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: thriller hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: vengeful costumed partner dog poop c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: exciting hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: Misanthropic multi-colored multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Godawful tantric indian lodge LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: passionate poppy shitlib ticket booth lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Sadistic copper yarmulke 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Ungodly forum half-breed ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: Excitant Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Grizzly parlor ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Pearly bisexual sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Amethyst sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: spectacular indirect expression stag film ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: Fantasy-prone resort juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Sadistic copper yarmulke EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Razzle Coffee Pot Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |