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Proll tell: Having a professional motto that u put in email signature
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:01 PM Author: Excitant rambunctious station Or on resume or linked in
I have personally seen:
"Creatively disruptive"
"Taking Care of Business"
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Grizzly scourge upon the earth voyeur I have a really long list of these and I have a script that sets a new one as my sig every Sunday.
This week is "Believing in yourself is the first step" |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz lavender house wagecucks "Team work makes the dream work!" in green comic sans font. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30546951) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:06 PM Author: nudist casino quadroon One of our admins has "Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me" in her signature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30546954) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: Razzmatazz lavender house wagecucks *Is already on the way to Chili's at 5:01 PM* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30546959) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: Marvelous useless brakes *4:45 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547691) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 2:03 PM Author: sapphire deer antler windowlicker "I've been telling you for the past week that I was leaving early today!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547716) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:37 PM Author: Razzle menage during a semester of undergrad, whenever emailing with other students, i'd put a random quote from american psycho (never using the same quote twice) underneath my email signature so it seemed as though the quote was part my email signature.
i did this multiple times over the course of a group project while replying-all until some stupid theater bitch asked me to please stop. these days, i'd probably have gotten expelled. |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:42 PM Author: Razzle menage found some examples:
"I smile and assure him I'll be at Nekenieh on the twentieth and as I walk off, nodding to no one, I call back to him, 'Hey asshole, I wanna watch you die, motherfuck-aaahhh,' and then I start screaming like a banshee, moving across Fifty-eighth, banging my Bottega Veneta briefcase against a wall."
"Another choir, on Lexington, sings 'Hark the Herald Angels' and I tap-dance, moaning, in front of them before I move like a zombie toward Bloomingdale's, where I rush over to the first tie rack I see and murmur to the young faggot working behind the counter, 'Too, too fabulous,' while fondling a silk ascot. He flirts and asks if I'm a model. 'I'll see you in hell,' I tell him, and move on."
"Twenty minutes later Elizabeth is squirming on the couch and I'm trying to coerce her into having sex with Christie in front of me. What started out as a casual suggestion is now at the forefront of my brain and I'm insistent. Christie stares impassively at a stain I hadn't noticed on the white-oak floor, her wine mostly untouched. 'But I'm not a lesbian,' Elizabeth protests again, giggling. 'I'm not into girls.' 'Is this a firm no?'" |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Excitant rambunctious station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547225) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:47 PM Author: Sexy kink-friendly corner trust fund lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547190) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 7:17 PM Author: Razzle menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30550028) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 7:33 PM Author: cobalt place of business Good thing you weren't on the Duke lax team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30550190) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: yellow histrionic kitty cat "Rock over London, Rock on Chicago." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547149) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: mustard ungodly incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547163) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: slimy motley goal in life Lol "Taking Care of Business" is 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547152) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:54 PM Author: Excitant rambunctious station Best part of that one is that the guy who has that signature is a neckbeard in are country who is an IT consultant or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547235) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 7:32 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Yapping Internal Respiration cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30550181) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: milky hall Biggest prole tell of all is misspelling the word "prole" in the thread title. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547244) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: Excitant rambunctious station Lol holy shit didn't notice that, I am DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547257) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 12:58 PM Author: Angry blue step-uncle's house Acknowledging Kant, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547265) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 1:00 PM Author: silver partner chad I know a guy who is a skinnyfat, kinda slovenly, who owns his own business. and by that i mean he squeaks by in a hovel in the worst part of jersey city. he's actually a 180 dood, but he's also the kinda guy who walks around his block in house shoes and a bathrobe. anyways, his motto in his email sig is "you determine your own level of involvement--Tyler Durden". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30547275) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 7:36 PM Author: Crawly Pungent Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30550227) |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 8:15 PM Author: Chrome theatre Unless it is to make shitlibs irate, like my two favs:
"This email is brought to you by little coal-powered electrons"
Or
"Please consider the environment and print this email. The paper industry supports healthy forests by helping to replenish native tree species and prevents forest fires." |
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Date: May 24th, 2016 8:16 PM Author: Duck-like sandwich 180 but (shitlaw boss) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30550615) |
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Date: May 26th, 2016 9:32 AM Author: yellow histrionic kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3232923&forum_id=2#30561984) |