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And much of corporate life. Sitting in front of a computer s...
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And yet the biglawyers here shit on every other type of lawy...
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There is more biglaw self-hate than anything else. And 'shit...
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We like shitlaw kings, GS-15s, and GCs.
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Because every other area of the law is exactly the same only...
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Excepting govt work, CR
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"Work"
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not jag - you actually get to court all the time and get to ...
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LJL. Prosecuting some nigger private for drinking on duty so...
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wouldnt expect a redcoat to understand patriotism. but this ...
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Compliance at a megabank is actually pretty much the pinnacl...
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ok well how is it the pinnacle of law though
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You get a VP/AGC title so no one can tell whether you are st...
canary infuriating center
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Oh your shot at ED is non zero alright
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You're still sitting behind a desk in an office working long...
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That's not actually true...
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I keep forgetting how the XO story is biglaw is 60+ hour wee...
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  10/16/16
biglaw is absoliutely 60+ hours a week
galvanic nofapping field potus
  10/16/16
Yeah, on TV, but not IRL.
canary infuriating center
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no, in irl
galvanic nofapping field potus
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50 hours a week has not been my experience as a junior assoc...
slap-happy curious locale
  10/16/16
Cr I worked like 60 to 65 hours a week in biglaw
Cobalt floppy locus
  10/16/16
Same. And it wasn't even spread out nicely. Lots of weeken...
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  10/17/16
you have no fucking clue what you are talking about but t...
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Protip: I've never seen a TV show about Biglaw.
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These days there are probably more in-house lawyers and lawy...
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Depends on the practice area
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ok - which practice areas are compatible with being a man?
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trial lawyer
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(first year getting told he lacks attention to detail re: su...
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more like first year who has worked 25 straight days includi...
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describe the biglaw "emergencies"
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So no one's life was at risk? Families weren't being torn a...
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you know for a fact that you have time you could fill if you...
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nigga you a first year STFU.
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you've described about a month of working somewhat hard. the...
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lol, it gets worse brother But keep your hours up and ear...
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with your tinder "girlfriend"
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what the fuck is "it" in this context
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seriously. OP, realize even the people that are completely i...
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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

And much of corporate life. Sitting in front of a computer screen all day, moving a ball of details a couple of inches every day, working nearly every day, not having time to go outside into nature, woodwork, work on your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654110)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Offensive bateful point round eye

This is true. I'm literally prescribed Vitamin D for lack of sunlight...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654226)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Jap Lay

Wtf is prescription Vitamin D??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654466)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

He's not talking about controlled-substance Vitamin D.

"Take some vitamin D, you have literal SAD. Buy it at the store."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654474)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Ebony Nursing Home Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#40580891)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Sexy Cerise Cruise Ship Chad

I have probably looked at Microsoft Word more than anything else in the world.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3179704&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31659292)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Vigorous sneaky criminal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654121)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Trip Mental Disorder Area

And yet the biglawyers here shit on every other type of lawyer. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654128)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

There is more biglaw self-hate than anything else. And 'shitlaw' is a term of art, not an insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654136)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

We like shitlaw kings, GS-15s, and GCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654146)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654156)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

Because every other area of the law is exactly the same only the comp is half as much. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654157)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: pea-brained karate

Excepting govt work, CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654162)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Cobalt floppy locus

"Work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655662)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

not jag - you actually get to court all the time and get to serve your country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654167)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

LJL. Prosecuting some nigger private for drinking on duty sounds like a very patriotic thing to do, bro. Very serious legal scholarship, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654195)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

wouldnt expect a redcoat to understand patriotism. but this is especially hilarious because it comes from someone who literally works for the compliance department of banks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654206)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

Compliance at a megabank is actually pretty much the pinnacle of law. That Wells Fargo SCRA fiasco that is going to cost them a billion dollars or more was a compliance failure. If we do shit right the litigators get no work. And when we fuck up we work with the litigators for the next 3 years fixing the disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654229)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

ok well how is it the pinnacle of law though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654244)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

You get a VP/AGC title so no one can tell whether you are strictly speaking compliance or litigation. You get a megabank on your resume. You interact with regulators at the highest level. You can jump to the OCC/SEC/FINRA whatever after 3 years if you want. You have a non-zero shot of making ED or MD after 8 years. Its tough but it happens. The job security is basically 100% after 3 years. Make it 3 years and they will basically never fire you. And the work is as interesting as anything in law can be. You get to interpret new-regs, write procedures, train the business, etc.... Beats going to court like a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654269)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: supple hell

Oh your shot at ED is non zero alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654576)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 7:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed quadroon

You're still sitting behind a desk in an office working long hours for someone else. Absolutely soul crushing. The "pinnacle of law" is solo practice where you control how, when, and where you work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31660234)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: sepia french chef becky

That's not actually true...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654197)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

I keep forgetting how the XO story is biglaw is 60+ hour weeks and 2am calls. It aint. Its a 50 hour a week office job same as basically every other job in the US. Shitlaw generally is not a 40 hour week, bro. Nothing is. Maybe government, but those fuckers legit make ZERO money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654210)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

biglaw is absoliutely 60+ hours a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654222)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

Yeah, on TV, but not IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654238)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

no, in irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654247)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: slap-happy curious locale

50 hours a week has not been my experience as a junior associate

who do you work for and are you hiring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654435)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Cobalt floppy locus

Cr

I worked like 60 to 65 hours a week in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655666)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: sepia french chef becky

Same. And it wasn't even spread out nicely. Lots of weekends and all nighters. Meanwhile, I have never pulled an all nighter in-house. Yes, it is 50ish hours a week but that includes a bunch of stuff like training. You can't overestimate how much the requirement to bill your time makes the job crappier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661037)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: lake electric stead athletic conference

you have no fucking clue what you are talking about

but then again, lol at you being such a dipshit as to claim bank compliance is PEAK law experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655460)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: sepia french chef becky

Protip: I've never seen a TV show about Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661047)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
Author: Ruby Diverse Piazza Pisswyrm

More than happy to settle for a mid-100s salary with a 40hr work week and thst chance to do some unique projects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654605)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: sepia french chef becky

These days there are probably more in-house lawyers and lawyers in Biglaw on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654204)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Poppy legend

Depends on the practice area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654139)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

ok - which practice areas are compatible with being a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654173)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

trial lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654248)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

(first year getting told he lacks attention to detail re: subj lines)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654142)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

more like first year who has worked 25 straight days including on several emergencies and sees his hair thinning rapidly and getting out of shape and canceled on friends a couple times and is wondering why he wasnt man enough to get a job that he actually enjoys despite lower pay

though i certainly lack attention to detail too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654155)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

describe the biglaw "emergencies"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654180)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654199)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

So no one's life was at risk? Families weren't being torn apart?

You need to stop thinking of them as emergencies or fire drills. They're just sudden, unexpected times when you need to do your job. So do your job but recognize that a bad outcome might hurt some business unit's quarterly numbers a little bit, but that's very unlikely. You'll relax a little, do better work and have more fun.

The job is being a button man, like in the godfather. Clients and bosses push buttons, and you deliver and they keep you spaghetti.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654240)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

How does any of that make working all day without days off better? i could do a better job of keeping things in perspective but if im at the office from 9 am - 10 pm im not doing other shit in my life like spending time outside or maintaining friendships or going to the gym routine ("you cant go to the gym at 7am??")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654267)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

you know for a fact that you have time you could fill if you worked more effectively and didn't procrastinate

in a year or so partners will begin to respect you when you say things like, it's my mom's birthday, I'll be back online at 11

also, by then you shouldn't have the same expectation of facetime and can take time out of the office, especially going home at 6 most nights if your hours are good

but you have to earn it and you're in the earning time period, where every sees you as a fungible billing unit. Earn respect and get good assignments and make hours and you suddenly are very valuable. When you're doing that you're making the firm 4-5x your salary. They will let a lot more slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654308)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

sounds like you actually enjoy it. im gonna be working for myself within a year though, never will i work so hard again to make someone else rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654324)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

skeptical of your chances, but good luck

i did my time but realized i didn't want the brass ring, but for a lot of people i respect i get why they're still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654341)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook principal's office

nigga you a first year STFU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654217)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

so what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654224)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook principal's office

you've described about a month of working somewhat hard. there are people on this boart who have done that month (and more) 10x+ for years on end.

in fairness though getting out ASAP is cr so carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654236)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

lol, it gets worse brother

But keep your hours up and earn partner respect and the parts you don't like get somewhat better. But now you have responsibilities and real stress, not just stress from not being able to see your friends. Then you're trying to eat breakfast. Then you're trying to get equity.

Every step the old problems get better and the new ones are tougher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654259)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

thats why i am getting out. how its worth it to anyone is beyond me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654275)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired sound barrier

it's not worth it. it's a guaranteed way to waste your time on this earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654283)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Cobalt floppy locus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655684)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: outnumbered box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31681851)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: canary infuriating center

I was watching Joy last night on HBO. There was this one scene where she is standing outside looking at houses and trees and I realized I havent really seen any trees in like a year. It legit made my chest hurt. I go from office tower to treeless street. Fuck NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654144)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654154)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

go to a park you blithering idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654159)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: canary infuriating center

When? I have a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654161)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

with your tinder "girlfriend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654164)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: sepia french chef becky

Then you dun goofed when you chose a place to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654191)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Insecure fishy parlour

Just cop an apartment on dat Grammercy Square.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657955)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

people treat you the way you teach them to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654187)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

so i should push back more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654215)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous travel guidebook principal's office

you need to get to the point where you can work with better people & delegate shite.

you can only 'push back' so much as a junior. there's hazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654228)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

in a way, you should be carrying yourself in all walks of life in a way that earns the respect of others. If you're doing biglaw you should desire to be there and have the time spent serve a specific purpose in life. That is, you should not be drug along by those willing to use your time for their benefit, who care nothing for you, solely because you have no idea who you are or what you want to do or why you are there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654258)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

18000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654261)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:18 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

sorry but that is a joel olsteen platitude when it comes to the first couple years in biglaw. me and the other ppl in my class and the years around me seem similarly miserable. thats why they have to pay so much and people still quit all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654296)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

reminder: they're looking for precious metals in the sluice like a gold-panner and attrition is part of the model

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654325)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 6:01 AM
Author: Bespoke Brilliant Forum Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31736516)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

I don't think that's a fair characterization because Joel Osteen is a career huckster and you opened the implied premise of this thread with the constituent psychological parts of being a man. I identified a way in which you bring a biglaw system into line with those parts. Of course it's hard and people can be very miserable, but that's not inconsistent with what I said, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654329)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

this, the lawyers i know who stick around to make breakfast want to be there and act like real human beings and stand up for themselves

but they also don't cause any problems whatsoever after 3rd year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654321)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

there are tons of no breakfast 4-10th years who merely have the minimum competency to be given responsibility, have no idea what else they would do with their lives outside of a firm, and either cannot or will not take even a modest pay cut for any reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654349)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:36 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

yeah, they don't necessarily have "it" but they're decent human beings, like minor leaguers

but i was mostly thinking of the ones who do get breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654399)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

what the fuck is "it" in this context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654426)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

That thing that makes a partner a partner. It's not a good thing, necessarily. Just where you feel like, yeah that person should be in charge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654433)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

Jesus Christ i want to burn your fucking house down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654436)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654453)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Lascivious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654477)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654479)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: heady address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654503)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Glittery unhinged bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654757)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: sepia french chef becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661051)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Bespoke Brilliant Forum Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31736563)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: racy toaster whorehouse

To be fair,

Yeah you just know it when you see it.

And by "it," I mean a last name that ends in -stein, -baum, -sohn, -lieb, or -witz.

Odd case. Anyway, back to the point--keep billing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31659300)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:38 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

there's no way to take a "modest" paycut. you make $300k all-in as a 5th year now: your average in-house job is at absolute best taking a 1/3 pay cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654409)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

1/3rd paycut for 2/3rds hours and NO WEEKENDS was the exact deal I took

feels like I was given a raise actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654444)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

lol so all this preening about how you 'get' biglaw and you're just some washout too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654483)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

I feel like I can talk to a first year. I bailed without ever getting the talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654531)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

YOU COULDA BEEN A CONTENDAH... FOR NON-EQUITY OF COUNSEL FOR 15 YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654539)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654550)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

you don't even work in biglaw anymore??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654504)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

seriously. OP, realize even the people that are completely insufferable in biglaw, even the ones that suck the partners' cocks like this guy, even THEY wash out and can't stand it. just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654527)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

No, they work for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654534)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Alpha Brunch

***retard alert***

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655022)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

Are you just trying to make nihilist point in this thread. That's okay it just isn't clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654685)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

"willing to use your time for their benefit, who care nothing for you"

lmao just lmao. this is literally the essence of biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654427)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: pea-brained karate

While I don't disagree, this extends far past biglaw and law in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654518)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Ebony Nursing Home Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661378)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

reciprocation is certainly possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654597)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:38 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

lot of retards in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654413)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Gold Passionate Alpha Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654486)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

me or who

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654557)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:07 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

mainly this certain laws guy, though colt shit it up pretty bad too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654579)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: demanding dilemma

U guys jealous of my 75k 9-5 bullshit jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654461)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

the difference between you and OP is you have understood the bullshit and are starting to understand the power structure

shit, you probably understand what it means to be a man better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654472)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: demanding dilemma

"Work" is work, it's not meant to be fun. Most of the times it's OK. Sometimes its easy and fun, sometimes it's awful and I'm miserable. But I get paid enough to live pretty comfortably and save a bit. I also get to leave at 5 most days. i'm trying to develop a business in my freetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654480)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

I also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most daysI also get to leave at 5 most days

this is literally everythinhg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654501)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

You can't even correctly copy paste. The client really cares about parallel structure, so this needs to be right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654523)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: demanding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654525)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle Mother Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657124)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

oh please peterman works in 9 to fucking 5 consulting. yet he still complains. hoping i can leave the office before 7pm tonight so i can have energy for the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654496)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

you get paid 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654506)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: demanding dilemma

Probably closer to 3x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654524)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

not for long. striking out on my own, or at least going to a much smaller firm, in the near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654540)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

small firms can be way worse

more pressure earlier and far more mercurial

at least at biglaw you know it's all about money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654610)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654695)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: insane big set wagecucks

and yet, because biglaw jobs are generally concentrated in high tax, high CoL shitholes, it isn't even close to that. also this first year bro probably has massive debt too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654657)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

ding ding ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654702)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Hot dashing jew stage

peterman's salary, hours, job satisfaction, and role change weekly.

decent overall poster but only slightly less full of shit than guys like igwc or drunkard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31656532)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Brass aphrodisiac spot fortuitous meteor

i'm not in law, but do you ever get jealous of those blue collar guys who are general contractors, or own their own business? Or, the guys who work those huge trucks in mining industries, etc? they obviously aren't rich, but man, they seem to really have fun on the weekends with ATVs, Jet Skis, etc. Something white collar dudes can't, or don't have the time to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654538)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: demanding dilemma

I'm not in law either but working an office job makes me jealous of people working in the restaurant industry. like working at a cool spot in malibu or something, making enough to pay rent, buy burritos and weed. surf all morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654556)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping field potus

yet you want to go to law school and do biglaw. i dont blame you for your internal contradictions bc i am the same as you peterman but you wont know how much you appreciate free time until you give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654565)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: emerald erotic hominid

no one on xo has have considered this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31654618)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31655148)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: Flushed 180 tanning salon dragon

LJL at wagecucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31656620)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: coiffed doobsian school

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31656682)



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Date: October 16th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible claret mexican

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/57719752.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31657875)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 1:54 AM
Author: coiffed doobsian school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31659865)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: clear wonderful shrine

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31661050)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:18 AM
Author: Dark Crackhouse Digit Ratio

There was a fear among earlier capitalists that wage work itself was incompatible with being a man. The notion that a man coming into work every day to be told by another man to do a particular task would be so psychologically distressing so as to create social upheaval. Before like 150 years ago most men led relatively self sufficient lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31736561)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Deep marketing idea station

this was deranged penguin? fuck what a waste of my time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31911607)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Idea He Suggested Sanctuary

Ikr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3388214&forum_id=2#31911634)