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Holy shit biglaw is not worth it at all

The money is such shit when u step back and think about it
floppy lettuce
  11/29/16
being a hunter gatherer is sooo cr
concupiscible crimson crackhouse
  11/29/16
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know-it-all carnelian preventive strike
  11/30/16
cr, this is why u go in house.
Olive fantasy-prone gas station
  11/29/16
Yes, but this requires 3-5 years of biglaw to cop. That's a ...
Costumed Hairy Legs Toilet Seat
  11/29/16
More like 5 to 7 years these days unless you're at top corpo...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
Lol try applying to in house after 3 or 4 years. You will li...
razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier
  11/30/16
Cr...this ain't 2006
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
It's 2007
duck-like cerise site
  11/29/16
its not shit if your parents just happen to have a sweet con...
Turquoise adulterous brethren
  11/29/16
...
Cruel-hearted pungent brunch associate
  11/29/16
(the life that was taken from Estrada)
Olive fantasy-prone gas station
  11/29/16
...
sepia house-broken fortuitous meteor
  11/29/16
LMAO
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
...
Curious Canary Den Ape
  11/30/16
...
swashbuckling travel guidebook
  11/30/16
There are actually one or two associates at my firm who meet...
Wonderful Hilarious Immigrant Temple
  11/30/16
cr - I knew so many girls like this in biglaw
irradiated arrogant nursing home friendly grandma
  11/30/16
Holy shit not flame
histrionic mad cow disease
  11/29/16
Wow. In other news the sky is blue
duck-like cerise site
  11/29/16
Yeah. Really sucks to make 200k a year as a 26 year old for ...
big hyperventilating principal's office dysfunction
  11/30/16
brother, that's not how it goes. 200k before taxes, 2.5k/mo...
Soul-stirring pocket flask lay
  11/30/16
That "I know something else is out there" is just ...
Talented Nudist Point
  11/30/16
if i were to do it again i would treat it as a 7-year endura...
disturbing sadistic haunted graveyard quadroon
  11/30/16
Uhhuh or just do fed gov and say fuck it to private sector
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
I am still at work
floppy lettuce
  11/30/16
Second year? I wish I could say it gets better..but it ge...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
Yes I'm so over this bullshit but don't want to be poor. Tho...
floppy lettuce
  11/30/16
Quit and find something you like doing that pays ok...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
What does "pays ok" 'mean to you?
floppy lettuce
  11/30/16
80k in flyover? You'd be surprised...some teachers make t...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
Please list states and subjects where I can make 80K teachin...
Light box office
  11/30/16
I don't want to specify too much..but let's say mountain reg...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
Why the fuck are you afraid of specifying too much you drama...
razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier
  11/30/16
You're not going to make 80k as a young teacher in AZ. Try l...
Charismatic ladyboy dingle berry
  11/30/16
Arizona is among the worst paying states for teachers.
cracking up-to-no-good stage
  12/01/16
pay off all your debt and bounce
bisexual hell
  11/30/16
Debt + downpayment on a good place + actually have something...
harsh slate bawdyhouse
  11/30/16
you're never going to get debt repayment assuming you have a...
bisexual hell
  11/30/16
Any ideas on getting another law job while unemployed? Hate...
Light box office
  11/30/16
"Work" for a friend's company Don't u guys hav...
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
So..your advice is to stay in biglaw for 8 years...got it
aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman
  11/30/16
Yeh and then "bounce". I'm sure you'll find someth...
razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier
  11/30/16
...
Pontificating depressive plaza
  11/30/16
Had I listened to shit-awful advice like this I'm sure I wou...
Purple Theater Death Wish
  12/01/16
...
bronze naked set fanboi
  07/10/20
what else is there?
Abusive Startling Church
  11/30/16
Could have gotten an MBA! Lolz
violent lake incel
  11/30/16
but the PRESTIGE! oh wait, here are 42 occupations MOAR p...
Razzmatazz Flesh Hall Persian
  11/30/16
link?
Light box office
  11/30/16
http://gss.norc.org/Documents/other/PRESTG10SEI10_supplement...
Razzmatazz Flesh Hall Persian
  11/30/16
...
salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke
  11/30/16
Who cares about prole-survey prestige?
cracking up-to-no-good stage
  12/01/16
it seems like the only thing in law that's 'worth it' actual...
salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke
  11/30/16
tenured professor at t14 is pretty 'worth it', actually
fragrant orchid factory reset button affirmative action
  11/30/16
well yeah, and federal judge too not really talking about t...
salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke
  11/30/16
Gov will give you low six figures, guaranteed security, good...
bronze naked set fanboi
  12/01/16
gov sucks when youre still making 120k as a 45 year old dude
salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke
  12/01/16
Gotta add the pension value. What's that worth, $1.25 millio...
cracking up-to-no-good stage
  12/01/16


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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: floppy lettuce

The money is such shit when u step back and think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020745)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: concupiscible crimson crackhouse

being a hunter gatherer is sooo cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020765)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: know-it-all carnelian preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021312)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Olive fantasy-prone gas station

cr, this is why u go in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020772)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Costumed Hairy Legs Toilet Seat

Yes, but this requires 3-5 years of biglaw to cop. That's a lot of living your life to give up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021015)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

More like 5 to 7 years these days unless you're at top corporate practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021433)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier

Lol try applying to in house after 3 or 4 years. You will literally get hundreds of automatic rejection emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021674)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

Cr...this ain't 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021713)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: duck-like cerise site

It's 2007

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020820)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: Turquoise adulterous brethren

its not shit if your parents just happen to have a sweet condo in nyc and all your friends and family are rich and in nyc and you didn't have to pay for ls and have no debt and your parents give you extra money to spend in nyc and you are a good looking woman and all the older associates/partners just let you do whatever the fuck you want and leave when you want. but other than that its shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020847)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted pungent brunch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020890)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Olive fantasy-prone gas station

(the life that was taken from Estrada)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020930)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: sepia house-broken fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021022)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021435)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Curious Canary Den Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021491)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021733)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Wonderful Hilarious Immigrant Temple

There are actually one or two associates at my firm who meet this profile. But they won't be here for that long. They'll marry finance chads and then stay home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022428)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:29 AM
Author: irradiated arrogant nursing home friendly grandma

cr - I knew so many girls like this in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022625)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: histrionic mad cow disease

Holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020854)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: duck-like cerise site

Wow. In other news the sky is blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32020905)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 12:37 AM
Author: big hyperventilating principal's office dysfunction

Yeah. Really sucks to make 200k a year as a 26 year old for 60 hours a week of work in a city with the most hot single women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021270)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pocket flask lay

brother, that's not how it goes. 200k before taxes, 2.5k/mo tiny apartment, weekend assignments, constant stress on research where the partner 'knows' there's something out there when there's nothing. competition is to work MORE or you're done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021338)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Talented Nudist Point

That "I know something else is out there" is just code for "shut up and keep churning"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022575)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: disturbing sadistic haunted graveyard quadroon

if i were to do it again i would treat it as a 7-year endurance cost, with carefully-rationed provisions such as cocaine apportioned at regular intervals accordingly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021348)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

Uhhuh or just do fed gov and say fuck it to private sector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021440)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: floppy lettuce

I am still at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021471)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

Second year?

I wish I could say it gets better..but it gets worse until you're a rainmaker partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021476)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: floppy lettuce

Yes I'm so over this bullshit but don't want to be poor. Thoughts? I don't have that much debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021477)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

Quit and find something you like doing that pays ok...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021479)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:35 AM
Author: floppy lettuce

What does "pays ok" 'mean to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021490)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

80k in flyover?

You'd be surprised...some teachers make that much in suburban flyover

I have personally thought about teaching in suburban flyover...you get 4 months off, no detail oriented bullshit, less stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021496)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:08 AM
Author: Light box office

Please list states and subjects where I can make 80K teaching. Could I do this in like Tucson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021678)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

I don't want to specify too much..but let's say mountain region or southwest

Ud prob have to teach math, science or special ed....luckily I like math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021722)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier

Why the fuck are you afraid of specifying too much you dramatic fucking faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021723)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: Charismatic ladyboy dingle berry

You're not going to make 80k as a young teacher in AZ. Try like 40k.

If you want to live in a place like Tucson, though, why not find a regional BigLaw/MidLaw job and make 130k with lower COL, lower hours requirements, lower stress, fewer asshole partners, no working til 1am? Quitting to become a teacher who makes peanuts seems like an overcorrection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022469)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: cracking up-to-no-good stage

Arizona is among the worst paying states for teachers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031769)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: bisexual hell

pay off all your debt and bounce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021503)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: harsh slate bawdyhouse

Debt + downpayment on a good place + actually have something decent to bounce to. dont just quit and look for a job while unemplyed.

Thats the ideal, anyway. Balance the ideal against what you can handle. But the last part is the most important. You dont want to interview while unemployed. If you cant handle it, forget the debt and start looking now, but dont bounce unless you have something lined up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021546)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:26 AM
Author: bisexual hell

you're never going to get debt repayment assuming you have an avg law grad amount (~150k if not more) and downpayment on a house in a major metro which is likely where you will be living if you're in biglaw (and getting a downpayment for some magical grass is greener house in flyover country that you've never been to isnt realistic either) unless you stay for years and years, and the people who do that don't bitch as 2nd years like OP. just get rid of the debt and as you come in those final months when the debt is almost gone start looking for other jobs. if you want to stay in law, then yes you need to be currently employed. if you want to leave law, it's okay to tell an interviewer you needed to unplug and reflect on what you want out of life

not everything goes according to some robot asian plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021589)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:40 AM
Author: Light box office

Any ideas on getting another law job while unemployed? Hate that lawyers are tools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021628)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

"Work" for a friend's company

Don't u guys have friends who have companies and can cover for u for resume gap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021717)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sweet tailpipe black woman

So..your advice is to stay in biglaw for 8 years...got it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021725)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve sound barrier

Yeh and then "bounce". I'm sure you'll find something great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32021726)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: Pontificating depressive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022350)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Purple Theater Death Wish

Had I listened to shit-awful advice like this I'm sure I would have wasted the last three years of my life being miserable in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031700)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:11 PM
Author: bronze naked set fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#40580934)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Abusive Startling Church

what else is there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022430)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:51 AM
Author: violent lake incel

Could have gotten an MBA! Lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022476)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Flesh Hall Persian

but the PRESTIGE!

oh wait, here are 42 occupations MOAR preftigious than law, according to the 2012 General Social Survey:

Engineers, all other

Nurse practitioners

Military officer special and tactical operations leaders

Physicians and surgeons

Nuclear technicians

Biological scientists

Optometrists

Dentists

Electrical and electronics engineers

Mechanical engineers

Postsecondary teachers

Aerospace engineers

Psychologists

Computer and information research scientists

Astronomers and physicists

Computer hardware engineers

Biomedical engineers

Veterinarians

Marine engineers and naval architects

Architects, except naval

Chemists and materials scientists

Computer network architects

Industrial engineers, including health and safety

Physical therapists

Air traffic controllers and airfield operations specialists

Writers and authors

Geological and petroleum technicians

Chemical engineers

Secondary school teachers

Nurse anesthetists

Civil engineers

Computer systems analysts

Pharmacists

First-line supervisors of fire fighting and prevention workers

Agricultural engineers

Physician assistants

Chief executives

Podiatrists

Architectural and engineering managers

Atmospheric and space scientists

Radiation therapists

Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022506)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Light box office

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32022802)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Flesh Hall Persian

http://gss.norc.org/Documents/other/PRESTG10SEI10_supplement.xls

it's the column labeled "PRESTG10PLUS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32023305)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32024122)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: cracking up-to-no-good stage

Who cares about prole-survey prestige?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031933)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke

it seems like the only thing in law that's 'worth it' actually

gov't pays shit

shitlaw pays shit

unless you start your own practice and are successful that way, biglaw seems like the only way to make any money in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32023644)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: fragrant orchid factory reset button affirmative action

tenured professor at t14 is pretty 'worth it', actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32024179)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke

well yeah, and federal judge too

not really talking about those hyper rare outcomes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32024329)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: bronze naked set fanboi

Gov will give you low six figures, guaranteed security, good benefits, and low stress (except for some ausa/pd positions i guess). It isn't great pay but it's better than shit, esp. for 35 hours a week or whatever.

In-housemos also make decent $$ for the most part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031664)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: salmon fiercely-loyal indian lodge yarmulke

gov sucks when youre still making 120k as a 45 year old dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031678)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: cracking up-to-no-good stage

Gotta add the pension value. What's that worth, $1.25 million?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3444559&forum_id=2#32031944)