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MLS now has 3 teams that go by "United" LJL soccerfaggots

DC United Minnesota United Atlanta United
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
it's a millennial fag thing. they like they idea of being un...
outnumbered medicated kitty cat
  03/04/17
i thought "united" teams were from when more than ...
Wonderful translucent lodge gaming laptop
  03/04/17
You are correct
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
No hes not.
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Exactly, it's literally just MLS teams cosplaying as Euro cl...
Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender
  03/04/17
Real Salt Lake is the lulziest name in all sports
supple school cafeteria
  03/04/17
Sporting Kansas City a close second
comical space
  03/04/17
...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Except this isn't true about "united" ...cr re rea...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
I don't know the origin of "United" but whatever i...
Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender
  03/04/17
Right. But is it really worse than the Las Vegas Golden Kni...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
No it isnt
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Yes it is...ive given you Sheffield and Manchester... Give m...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Keep reading dumbass Sheffield United Cricket Club was f...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Ok fine... Following growing disputes over the running an...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Well often times they had competing board members or support...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Jfc...I remember this subthread. What a waste of my life lo...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  06/19/17
Yes and no- some teams were named "United" because...
supple school cafeteria
  03/04/17
This is probably right.
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
No need to grow a beard...but: In January 1902, with debt...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Yes that's what "United" in a UK soccer team name ...
Garnet principal's office
  03/04/17
(literally twentynine the tardpoaster)
snowy frozen abode
  03/04/17
England has like 12 teams that do. United and City are perf...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Explain what was "united" when some home depot own...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Its just an old term they used when naming clubs in England ...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
for Man U it means nothing but the use of United usually mea...
supple school cafeteria
  03/04/17
It doesn't mean anything for Sheffield United either... h...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
"Following growing disputes over the running and financ...
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
Sheffield United Cricket Club was formed in 1854, by several...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
Manchester United was Newton Heath and the new owner renamed...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
I agree with this
cream hyperactive patrolman
  03/04/17
why the fuck are you aspies fighting over this in TWO subthr...
Hairraiser nowag
  03/04/17
Thought that was because MLS had a problem with phony teams ...
metal trip persian
  03/04/17
...
Crystalline station indirect expression
  03/04/17
I had a prole co-worker who was obsessed with "Manchest...
Vivacious buff indian lodge
  03/04/17
Its "sport" for 110 IQ proles who hate their dad
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
...
metal trip persian
  03/04/17
...
french roast beef
  03/04/17
...
metal trip persian
  06/19/17
I watched a bunch of tonights league opener. It was fucking ...
metal trip persian
  03/04/17
the "timbers army" should be sent to fight ISIS
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
The expansion teams bother me. The quality of play is probab...
beady-eyed shrine mental disorder
  03/04/17
The quality of play is worse than ever. They had the first g...
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
5-1 = "low quality of play" 0-0 = "soccer ...
Stimulating quadroon
  03/04/17
minnesota united launched without a single fucking DP. lmao...
Purple stirring point
  03/04/17
MLS will never be a major league despite their name ljl. ...
supple school cafeteria
  03/04/17
What talent from Europe do you need them to poach? They've s...
Stimulating quadroon
  03/04/17
Like who?
sadistic plaza
  03/04/17
me lad
impertinent psychic
  03/04/17
"Champions LEague level club" Yeah if you inclu...
supple school cafeteria
  03/04/17
There should be a "Bayern" team in the germanic mi...
cerise electric rehab ape
  03/04/17
...
razzle-dazzle disrespectful garrison
  03/04/17
Maybe an AC New Jersey as well.
Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender
  03/04/17
Olympique Nashville
metal trip persian
  03/04/17
Spartak Jacksonville
comical space
  06/19/17
Pro sports teams should just start out as the name of the ci...
Splenetic resort gay wizard
  03/04/17


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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

DC United

Minnesota United

Atlanta United

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748705)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: outnumbered medicated kitty cat

it's a millennial fag thing. they like they idea of being united rather than divided. even LeBron would rather play with his all-star friends than compete like an alpha to win a title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748716)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Wonderful translucent lodge gaming laptop

i thought "united" teams were from when more than one club merged way back in the day. that can't be true of new MLS teams. or do i need to grow a beard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748715)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

You are correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748722)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

No hes not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748761)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender

Exactly, it's literally just MLS teams cosplaying as Euro clubs to appeal to millennials. See also: Real Salt Lake, a team with no connection to any royalty.

Fuck soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748760)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

Real Salt Lake is the lulziest name in all sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748766)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: comical space

Sporting Kansas City a close second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32750019)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: sadistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748768)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Except this isn't true about "united" ...cr re real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748771)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender

I don't know the origin of "United" but whatever it is it's obvious they're just aping Euros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748783)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Right. But is it really worse than the Las Vegas Golden Knights? In any event the idea that United means it was once aeveral teams that were united is fake news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748791)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

No it isnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748793)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Yes it is...ive given you Sheffield and Manchester... Give me one the other way.

Sheffield United Cricket Club was the first sports club or association in England to bear the word "United" in its name, common amongst association football clubs in England today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748801)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Keep reading dumbass

Sheffield United Cricket Club was formed in 1854, by several local cricket clubs (one of them being the Wednesday club) in Sheffield uniting,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748810)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Ok fine...

Following growing disputes over the running and financing of the club, in June 1900 Thames Ironworks F.C. was disbanded,[4] then almost immediately relaunched on 5 July 1900 as West Ham United F.C.

Point being using united without a unification is hardly new or unique to mls.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748821)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Well often times they had competing board members or supporter groups / pubs that would "unite" going forward. Leeds united was like this even though it was a new club formed after the demise of Leeds City . But it wasnt as cynical and soulless as MLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748852)



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Date: June 19th, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Jfc...I remember this subthread. What a waste of my life lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#33593638)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

Yes and no- some teams were named "United" because of the merger, and other teams just copied it

Newcastle United was born from a merger

Man U just decided to use United

Same w/ West Ham and other teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748796)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

This is probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748812)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

No need to grow a beard...but:

In January 1902, with debts of £2,670 – equivalent to £260,000 in 2017[nb 1] – the club was served with a winding-up order.[15] Captain Harry Stafford found four local businessmen, including John Henry Davies (who became club president), each willing to invest £500 in return for a direct interest in running the club and who subsequently changed the name;[16] on 24 April 1902, Manchester United was officially born.

Ohh what a "uniting" of teams!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748769)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 6:12 AM
Author: Garnet principal's office

Yes that's what "United" in a UK soccer team name is supposed to signify.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749602)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: snowy frozen abode

(literally twentynine the tardpoaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32750135)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

England has like 12 teams that do. United and City are perfectly fine. What is a total joke is "Real" aka Royal in Spanish Salt Lake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748717)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Explain what was "united" when some home depot owner jew paid a huge franchise fee to start a team in atlanta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748726)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

Its just an old term they used when naming clubs in England in 1900. Like the city was united behind them or whatever. It doesn't actually mean anything for Manchester either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748732)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

for Man U it means nothing but the use of United usually meant that multiple teams were merged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748776)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

It doesn't mean anything for Sheffield United either...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Sheffield_United_F.C.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748784)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

"Following growing disputes over the running and financing of the club, in June 1900 Thames Ironworks F.C. was disbanded,[4] then almost immediately relaunched on 5 July 1900 as West Ham United F.C.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748795)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Sheffield United Cricket Club was formed in 1854, by several local cricket clubs (one of them being the Wednesday club) in Sheffield uniting,

Done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748798)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Manchester United was Newton Heath and the new owner renamed it United to ape Sheffield United. It was always a fake plastic club from day 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748787)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:39 AM
Author: cream hyperactive patrolman

I agree with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748832)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser nowag

why the fuck are you aspies fighting over this in TWO subthreads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32751880)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: metal trip persian

Thought that was because MLS had a problem with phony teams joining the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748730)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Crystalline station indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748740)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Vivacious buff indian lodge

I had a prole co-worker who was obsessed with "Manchester United" whatever the fuck that is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748724)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Its "sport" for 110 IQ proles who hate their dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748731)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: metal trip persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748739)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: french roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32750024)



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Date: June 19th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: metal trip persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#33593601)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: metal trip persian

I watched a bunch of tonights league opener. It was fucking awful lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748733)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

the "timbers army" should be sent to fight ISIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748765)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed shrine mental disorder

The expansion teams bother me. The quality of play is probably getting better, but it still feels inauthentic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748799)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

The quality of play is worse than ever. They had the first game tonight and it was 5-1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748904)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Stimulating quadroon

5-1 = "low quality of play"

0-0 = "soccer sucks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749091)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Purple stirring point

minnesota united launched without a single fucking DP. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32751899)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

MLS will never be a major league despite their name ljl.

Until they can poach talent from Europe they'll be the equivalent to a AA league in baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32748802)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 2:00 AM
Author: Stimulating quadroon

What talent from Europe do you need them to poach? They've started getting stars younger and younger. Plenty of guys in MLS who could still be doing a job at a Champions League level club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749089)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: sadistic plaza

Like who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749321)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 5:58 AM
Author: impertinent psychic

me lad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749593)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

"Champions LEague level club"

Yeah if you include the champions of the Belgian League and the Ukrainian League, sure.

Outside of Giovinco, there's no one who's younger than 30 that could be a good player in an elite team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749625)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: cerise electric rehab ape

There should be a "Bayern" team in the germanic midwest. Bayern Milwaukee or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749776)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle disrespectful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749780)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: Spruce Boyish National Sex Offender

Maybe an AC New Jersey as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32750089)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: metal trip persian

Olympique Nashville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32750138)



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Date: June 19th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: comical space

Spartak Jacksonville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#33593612)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Splenetic resort gay wizard

Pro sports teams should just start out as the name of the city-- e.g., Philadelphia. As time goes on and they build a fan base and as journalists cover the team, the nickname can evolve organically. This is what happened in baseball in the early years (Cubs, Red Sox, Indians, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3542790&forum_id=2#32749930)