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This dorky all-emoji Chevy press release simulates what reading Chinese is like:
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Date: March 7th, 2017 1:32 PM Author: yellow contagious scourge upon the earth giraffe https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mmynuEmX--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/1308768453445683268.jpg
I have two years of Emoji study at Vasser, and I spent two weeks in an intensive Emoji-immersion program where I was liquified and injected into the brain of a 15-year old girl. I can handle this.
So, after a lot of hard work and careful thought, I present to you the 2016 Chevy Cruze Emoji Press Release, translated:
Happiness Loves Car
City car music, stop. Negative time throughout cities is drama. A new car hatches with love. Switch into your phone, bowl the hypotenuse, and add gasoline to basketballs. Sporting goods ride bikes. Yes, new bread gets all dolled up to see a twin-Playboy bunny burlesque, text all the boys and girls from your phone. Car texts the businessman in his necktie, New car idea is above Earth.
Right angle: Strong sports trophy will fall in love.
Graph: Seven phones cool, 100% of books are number one. Cars love phones. Diamond scream. That computer. Music on low volume.
Chair: Walking man, Salsa dancer, twin Playmates, answer woman.
Gasoline: 2105:35/Bridge to 2016, up great job, much adulation, applause! Time passes to July 15, trending upward.
WARNING: Think about a lot of luggage. Bidirectional OnStar.
Car: Soon, to drive to flowers.
Car: All major continents.
Car sunrise over the mountains, starry night, sunset on the water; mountain rainbow, a day passes in the city to the Golden Gate bridge at night! Car phones gasoline rollercoaster, 100% love checks out.
Search 1911, pin the city of the music car on the map, then stop. Chevrolet in all continents. Chevrolet to gasoline love jazz hands.
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Date: March 7th, 2017 1:44 PM Author: domesticated ticket booth (((bluhm))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3546138&forum_id=2#32774325) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:07 PM Author: yellow contagious scourge upon the earth giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3546138&forum_id=2#32866491) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 2:10 PM Author: yellow contagious scourge upon the earth giraffe So, arrivals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3546138&forum_id=2#32866517) |
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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: puce garrison tank jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3546138&forum_id=2#32869951) |