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OK -- Tinder plans set. 25 year old super cute 7 (subjective 8) Ecuadorian girl
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: stirring casino She would be a objective 8 if she dropped 15 lbs. Suuuuper cute face. Probably like 60% Spanish 40% native.
She's only here for a few months and her pictures are from this city, so she's not a secret fatty (fingers crossed).
Meeting at her place. She's out shopping to buy stuff for when I come over. LJL at these foreign chicks thinking they need to be good hosts for sex dates. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: stirring casino True, but South Americans are generally speaking always down for sex. I'm batting like 100% with south american chicks. They love my nordic chad looks.
Only downside is that I've actually fucked an Ecuadorian before, so I'm not really getting a new notch on the belt. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: stirring casino Yeah. Now that I'm looking back reading it, she said "we do something close to here". I think i misread that as "you can come here".
I'm not going unless I get confirmation that she does not have roommates. If she does not, I am 95% confident I can close. My tinder game sucks, but IRL I can close well. |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 12:59 PM Author: stirring casino Not sure how, but I"m still drunkish. After action report.
So -- i dug a little via text to see if she had a roommate and found out she's staying with friends and so basically her place was def just to met, not to fuck.
I was going to just cancel, but then I actually just felt in the mood to go out and have a good time. So I went ahead generally with no expectation of actually getting laid.
Meet her outsider her friends place and she's basically exactly what I was expecting, maybe a little better looking. She was a 7 who would have been an 8.5 if she was slightly thinner. Great face, good ass good tits, tight waist, but could have used to lose 15 lbs.
Anyhow, I'm still a little drunk. Not sure how. so...
She's wearing a straight up "going out clubbing" outfit, which I was kind of expecting. Via text I could tell she wanted to be shown a good time.
Go to a nice bar first with a great craft beer selection and get two flights of beer. A lot of the beers in the flights were 9+% alcohol and I had like 2.5 wines before we met, so I got pretty buzzed just from that.
Good convo at that bar. Her English is pretty bad, but just good enough for a conversation. She says she wants to dance. So, after the beers are done I take her to a club. Make out with her leaving the bar. Clearly both very attracted to eachother.
Two 30 dollar covers later and we're into the club.
I order us some vodka sodas and we start dancing. Have a great time dancing. Surprisingly she was actually not great at club dancing. She is actually a trained dancer, but just was not good at "club" dancing (eg. grinding and sit). Apparently they don't do that a lot in Ecuador.
So, we stay out WAY later than we should at the club and have WAY more drinks than we should, and then we leave.
Here I should mention that I had a rental car work paid for and had driven to her -- largely as a way to stop myself from drinking too much. FAIL. Also should mention that on the way to meet her I literally by chance found a like 3+ month old half-full gram bag of coke in my shirt pocket. So I was doing bumps of coke all night.
So i'm driving her home and just pull into a random secluded parking lot. We start hooking up in the car. BUT -- there's a problem. My GODDAMN COCK is not getting hard. Did not travel with Cialis like I normally would. Coke + Drunk = NoBoner. We fool around while I try to get my cock hard. At one point, I had her ontop of me ready to put my cock in her. NoBoner.
Eventually I make her cum just by fingering her and then I drunkingly decisive i really want to cum. So I start violently jacking my semi-hard cock off trying REALLY hard to cum. Can't do it. Must have seemed like a psycho. Couldn't cum.
Drove her home. Drove back to my AirBnB. I think I was blackout for at least part of the drive and was browned out getting back and going to sleep. At that time I was pissed about how the night went.
Woke up not just drunk, but HAMMERED still. But, by the time I woke up I stopped being pissed about how the night went and realized that overall it was a 180 night. Failed on the fucking part, but had a great time with her. Great time drinking. Great time dancing. Lots of good making out. Did not fuck, but I still have the nice ego boost from knowing I could have fucked her. Also still got a compliment on having a big dick even though it never got hard. All in all I got most of the things I look for in these tinder sexcipades even though I never actually got my dick wet. |
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