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OK -- Tinder plans set. 25 year old super cute 7 (subjective 8) Ecuadorian girl
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:07 PM Author: tan big turdskin She would be a objective 8 if she dropped 15 lbs. Suuuuper cute face. Probably like 60% Spanish 40% native.
She's only here for a few months and her pictures are from this city, so she's not a secret fatty (fingers crossed).
Meeting at her place. She's out shopping to buy stuff for when I come over. LJL at these foreign chicks thinking they need to be good hosts for sex dates. |
Date: June 15th, 2017 8:15 PM Author: tan big turdskin JFC poasting screenshots takes a lot of work. So not worth the effort.
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:23 PM Author: Provocative associate Use screen grabs and Snapseed with Imgur app. Super fast and easy.
Very cute btw |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: Mildly autistic parlour double fault gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573254) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:16 PM Author: Drunken Address Alpha Cute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568219) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:17 PM Author: apoplectic comical lay very cute, but debateable whether she knows what hooking up means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568228) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:18 PM Author: tan big turdskin True, but South Americans are generally speaking always down for sex. I'm batting like 100% with south american chicks. They love my nordic chad looks.
Only downside is that I've actually fucked an Ecuadorian before, so I'm not really getting a new notch on the belt. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:19 PM Author: apoplectic comical lay am expecting noods later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568244) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:19 PM Author: Stubborn menage sounds like you are going to end up taking this girl out to a nice dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568243) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:20 PM Author: tan big turdskin Yeah. Now that I'm looking back reading it, she said "we do something close to here". I think i misread that as "you can come here".
I'm not going unless I get confirmation that she does not have roommates. If she does not, I am 95% confident I can close. My tinder game sucks, but IRL I can close well. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: tan big turdskin Also -- we're meeting pretty late. It's bar and/or sex. No food happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568310) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: Stubborn menage Nice good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568426) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: tan big turdskin Thanks MNigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568691) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:22 PM Author: massive public bath dc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568261) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:24 PM Author: tan big turdskin Recognize her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568286) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: massive public bath no, but youre doing well brother. best of luck, i think your odds are good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568309) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:28 PM Author: tan big turdskin Wish me bad luck.
I should not be doing this.
Need to stop this shit sooner rather than later. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:47 PM Author: wonderful library good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568443) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:48 PM Author: tan big turdskin Dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568448) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:26 PM Author: tan big turdskin Not going to bother posting screenshots of the text convo. Just nailing down an exact time and her sending her address. Now I need to dig and see her roommate situation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568294) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:45 PM Author: tan big turdskin Gave a fake # and name.
Totally going to nut inside her and hope she has my baby. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:46 PM Author: Stubborn menage what do u mean fake # (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568435) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:47 PM Author: tan big turdskin Google voice number with a burner account.
LJL at using a real number with Tinder chicks. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: massive public bath lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568700) |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 9:13 PM Author: tan big turdskin Fake pics. Fake name. Fake number. Give a fake job. Say I live in a fake city. Prophylactic Antibiotics and Antivirals.
I GOT SHIT SHIT ON LOCK DOWN. |
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Date: June 15th, 2017 8:47 PM Author: wonderful library probably burner number bro. there's an app for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568442) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 12:59 PM Author: tan big turdskin Not sure how, but I"m still drunkish. After action report.
So -- i dug a little via text to see if she had a roommate and found out she's staying with friends and so basically her place was def just to met, not to fuck.
I was going to just cancel, but then I actually just felt in the mood to go out and have a good time. So I went ahead generally with no expectation of actually getting laid.
Meet her outsider her friends place and she's basically exactly what I was expecting, maybe a little better looking. She was a 7 who would have been an 8.5 if she was slightly thinner. Great face, good ass good tits, tight waist, but could have used to lose 15 lbs.
Anyhow, I'm still a little drunk. Not sure how. so...
She's wearing a straight up "going out clubbing" outfit, which I was kind of expecting. Via text I could tell she wanted to be shown a good time.
Go to a nice bar first with a great craft beer selection and get two flights of beer. A lot of the beers in the flights were 9+% alcohol and I had like 2.5 wines before we met, so I got pretty buzzed just from that.
Good convo at that bar. Her English is pretty bad, but just good enough for a conversation. She says she wants to dance. So, after the beers are done I take her to a club. Make out with her leaving the bar. Clearly both very attracted to eachother.
Two 30 dollar covers later and we're into the club.
I order us some vodka sodas and we start dancing. Have a great time dancing. Surprisingly she was actually not great at club dancing. She is actually a trained dancer, but just was not good at "club" dancing (eg. grinding and sit). Apparently they don't do that a lot in Ecuador.
So, we stay out WAY later than we should at the club and have WAY more drinks than we should, and then we leave.
Here I should mention that I had a rental car work paid for and had driven to her -- largely as a way to stop myself from drinking too much. FAIL. Also should mention that on the way to meet her I literally by chance found a like 3+ month old half-full gram bag of coke in my shirt pocket. So I was doing bumps of coke all night.
So i'm driving her home and just pull into a random secluded parking lot. We start hooking up in the car. BUT -- there's a problem. My GODDAMN COCK is not getting hard. Did not travel with Cialis like I normally would. Coke + Drunk = NoBoner. We fool around while I try to get my cock hard. At one point, I had her ontop of me ready to put my cock in her. NoBoner.
Eventually I make her cum just by fingering her and then I drunkingly decisive i really want to cum. So I start violently jacking my semi-hard cock off trying REALLY hard to cum. Can't do it. Must have seemed like a psycho. Couldn't cum.
Drove her home. Drove back to my AirBnB. I think I was blackout for at least part of the drive and was browned out getting back and going to sleep. At that time I was pissed about how the night went.
Woke up not just drunk, but HAMMERED still. But, by the time I woke up I stopped being pissed about how the night went and realized that overall it was a 180 night. Failed on the fucking part, but had a great time with her. Great time drinking. Great time dancing. Lots of good making out. Did not fuck, but I still have the nice ego boost from knowing I could have fucked her. Also still got a compliment on having a big dick even though it never got hard. All in all I got most of the things I look for in these tinder sexcipades even though I never actually got my dick wet. |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:05 PM Author: fragrant heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573158) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:09 PM Author: Maroon multi-colored whorehouse holy shit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573192) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:09 PM Author: apoplectic comical lay lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573196) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:11 PM Author: massive public bath Spot on. A lot of these online things never pan out how you think they will
The most enjoyful part is the ramp up to the date/hook up part, which is usually underwhelming and then you wake up drunk/hungover and $100 less rich |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:13 PM Author: Hairraiser honey-headed dragon giraffe Fuck you for drunk driving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573225) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: fragrant heaven (fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573243) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:18 PM Author: Mildly autistic parlour double fault lisped the shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573256) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:51 PM Author: Stubborn menage He had coke so he was safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573935) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:08 PM Author: Unhinged persian roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575325) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Burgundy den gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#40489629) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:17 PM Author: greedy meetinghouse goal in life tldr you blew a load of cash, wrecked your body, and seriously risked your life (and the lives of others), all so you could be emasculated by ED. Sounds awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573248) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: apoplectic comical lay (guy who's a blast at parties) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573270) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: tan big turdskin 1) I spend like $200. Not bad. 2) I feel great today 3) Driving drunk is more dangerous than sober driving, but LJL at it being risky enough to call a "serious risk". 4) Nothing emasculating about ED when you're fucked up. First happened to me at like 17 and this won't be the last time. Totally chill normal thing.
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: tan big turdskin TBF on #2, at some point this drunk will are off and I'm fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573633) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:52 PM Author: Stubborn menage How do you hide a $200 night from your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573945) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:54 PM Author: fragrant heaven is this a joke or are you really that poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573955) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: Stubborn menage Not poor but she would notice a $200 night unless I cut my expenses somewhere else. I have a separate credit card but I don't use it much and she basically knows I only put shit on it that I don't want her to see so assumes it's bars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573985) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:58 PM Author: tan big turdskin Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33574005) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: Stubborn menage She would also be right in her assumption lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33574014) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 3:02 PM Author: tan big turdskin I own some burner LLCs with bank accounts. I'll probably use that debt card once I'm marries and can't use cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33574054) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:54 PM Author: tan big turdskin Not married. Just a live-in GF.
Even if I was -- she wouldnt be auditing my expenses.
Also -- I use all cash. |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:04 PM Author: Hairraiser honey-headed dragon giraffe Kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575287) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:41 PM Author: supple buck-toothed bbw water buffalo lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573850) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:22 PM Author: Swollen stirring abode tattoo Would read again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573271) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:25 PM Author: Fantasy-prone concupiscible home LOLLED HARD at "So I start violently jacking my semi-hard cock off trying REALLY hard to cum. Can't do it. Must have seemed like a psycho. Couldn't cum." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573290) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:24 PM Author: Flesh sex offender sandwich this is the twist that increases the odds that the story is not flame in xoxo world, he would have succeeded in getting hard and either fucked her hard then, the next morning, or jerking to success with some lie about how it went all over the car |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:58 PM Author: charismatic effete base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573520) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:06 PM Author: tan big turdskin Holy FUCK. I am STILL drunk. This does not make any sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573568) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:50 PM Author: Stubborn menage This was riveting. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573929) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 1:17 PM Author: Mildly autistic parlour double fault lol at all the geeks in this thread fawning over some ugly illegal beaner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573252) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:16 PM Author: Floppy fat ankles regret A fat mestizo 6? At least make your fantasy appealing. Copped a hot as fuck 24 year old Norwegian from tinder last night, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573641) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:18 PM Author: tan big turdskin uuuuuunnnnnnggggghhhhhh.
I have to say your tinder game is epic. And I don't mean just results, I mean you actual conversational skill in tinder and text. Very impressive. My tinder game is literally: "Hey, you wanna hook up tonight"
Did you dick work last night? |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 3:05 PM Author: swashbuckling dilemma hunting ground you're a real catty bitch. his poast is a lot more entertaining than what you can come up with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33574074) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:07 PM Author: Aggressive cumskin national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575311) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 2:34 PM Author: tan big turdskin Holy fuck. It's been about 10 hours since my last drink.
Can anyone explain here how I'm still drunk? |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:05 PM Author: bipolar cruise ship headpube you poisoned yourself bigly, you big dummy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575290) |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:04 PM Author: tan big turdskin OK. Now officially hungover.
FUUUUUUUCK |
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Date: June 16th, 2017 5:16 PM Author: tan big turdskin FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY LIFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575387) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:21 PM Author: tan big turdskin LJL. This was hilarious.
Now adays I make sure to always travel with Cialis and to never do coke when I want to fuck. |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:27 PM Author: Curious prole hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#41447944) |
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Date: November 27th, 2020 7:49 PM Author: tan big turdskin Bumping because this story is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#41447521) |