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why are so many biglaw secretaries morbidly obese?

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.
180 Boiling Water Laser Beams
  07/13/17
doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattes...
big anal school
  07/13/17
The opposite of no breakfast
rose voyeur
  07/13/17
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Topaz Whorehouse Foreskin
  07/13/17
goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one
Titillating fantasy-prone trailer park haunted graveyard
  07/13/17
LOL
naked university queen of the night
  07/13/17
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lemon electric hell
  07/13/17
LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping o...
Aromatic Chrome Community Account Ticket Booth
  07/13/17
Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer wo...
Coral mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/13/17
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180 Boiling Water Laser Beams
  07/19/17
At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most ...
Contagious chad mood
  07/19/17
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heady location death wish
  07/13/17
Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwav...
180 Boiling Water Laser Beams
  07/13/17
...
cerebral apoplectic philosopher-king
  07/13/17
Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.
rose voyeur
  07/13/17
tbf, solid keto lunch/snack
Adulterous Dark Immigrant Antidepressant Drug
  07/13/17
dirty bulk
Autistic spot volcanic crater
  07/13/17
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Coral mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/13/17
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cerebral apoplectic philosopher-king
  07/13/17
That smell isn't coming from the microwave.
floppy windowlicker
  07/13/17
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overrated out-of-control orchestra pit
  07/13/17
this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.
Indigo goyim national
  07/19/17
Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.
ungodly cowardly state
  07/13/17
This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which...
180 Boiling Water Laser Beams
  07/13/17
partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for hte...
Green institution
  07/13/17
they can afford to supersize.
Soul-stirring tan brethren
  07/13/17
Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?
Coiffed Frozen Ceo Site
  07/13/17
Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, t...
misanthropic church building shitlib
  07/19/17
... who spend all day every day complaining about their fath...
Contagious chad mood
  07/19/17


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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: 180 Boiling Water Laser Beams

This shit would have never happened 50 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767362)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:44 PM
Author: big anal school

doctor's office secretaries and receptionists are the fattest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767369)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: rose voyeur

The opposite of no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767377)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Topaz Whorehouse Foreskin



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Titillating fantasy-prone trailer park haunted graveyard

goddam it im laughing my ass off on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767446)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: naked university queen of the night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767536)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: lemon electric hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767622)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Chrome Community Account Ticket Booth

LOL CR. Their preferred deposition services keep dropping off burritos and cakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33768085)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: Coral mentally impaired sanctuary

Cheerful high confident skinny people tend to go to nicer work environments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767386)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: 180 Boiling Water Laser Beams



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious chad mood

At my firm, a few sexy secretaries passed through, but most found other jobs within a couple of years (outside the legal practice). Only the trolls remained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810277)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:47 PM
Author: heady location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767388)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: 180 Boiling Water Laser Beams

Not flame, one of the biggest ones on my floor just microwaved 8 strips of bacon. In the middle of the afternoon. What in the fuck, my whole half of the floor still smells like nuked pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767396)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: cerebral apoplectic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767402)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: rose voyeur

Read the last sentence as Andrew Dice Clay for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767406)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Adulterous Dark Immigrant Antidepressant Drug

tbf, solid keto lunch/snack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767484)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Autistic spot volcanic crater

dirty bulk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767548)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Coral mentally impaired sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767584)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: cerebral apoplectic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767591)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: floppy windowlicker

That smell isn't coming from the microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767920)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: overrated out-of-control orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767467)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Indigo goyim national

this is true in a lot of shitlaw outfits, but not biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810327)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: ungodly cowardly state

Shitlaw beating biglaw in the recruiting game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767531)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: 180 Boiling Water Laser Beams

This is cr, shitlaw hires young/attractive assistants, which is unheard of in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767586)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Green institution

partners feel bad hiring secretaries who have worked for htem for 30 years

on the other hand, they have no problem firing associates their kids' age and setting them up for failure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767593)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring tan brethren

they can afford to supersize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767623)



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Date: July 13th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Coiffed Frozen Ceo Site

Are they sassy like the black secretary on Suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33767893)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: misanthropic church building shitlib

Conference room leftovers. In both firms that I worked in, the secretaries and paralegals had a secret communication network for determining exactly where leftovers were and exactly when they were fair game. Chips and cookies were always available. If a good client was in the office, they would score a buffet lunch with cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810262)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Contagious chad mood

... who spend all day every day complaining about their fatherless children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3673939&forum_id=2#33810272)