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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
lascivious space elastic band
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Concupiscible Senate
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  07/20/17
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lascivious space elastic band
  07/20/17
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swashbuckling keepsake machete stage
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Bossy magical pit
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
insane site
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
maroon kitchen jewess
  10/18/21
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adventurous rehab
  07/20/17
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walnut abode boltzmann
  07/20/17
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Spectacular vermilion trump supporter
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
walnut abode boltzmann
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
medicated jet-lagged lay
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
pink french chef codepig
  07/20/17
Titcq
swashbuckling keepsake machete stage
  07/20/17
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turquoise marvelous masturbator
  03/02/18
Yes.
lascivious space elastic band
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
mahogany garrison nibblets
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Razzle Brethren Hospital
  07/20/17
...
Electric doctorate mexican
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
medicated jet-lagged lay
  07/20/17
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lascivious space elastic band
  08/01/17
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Electric doctorate mexican
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  08/01/17
...
lascivious space elastic band
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Zippy wild theater stage newt
  09/18/17
cq
Rambunctious alcoholic brunch
  09/18/17
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Deranged hot tattoo point
  09/04/21
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lascivious space elastic band
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Brilliant boiling water national
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
lascivious space elastic band
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
pink french chef codepig
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
lascivious space elastic band
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
multi-colored learning disabled university rigpig
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
pink french chef codepig
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Rambunctious alcoholic brunch
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Mind-boggling High-end Set
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
wine irradiated menage quadroon
  03/02/18
...
lascivious space elastic band
  07/24/18
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lascivious space elastic band
  02/19/19
...
lascivious space elastic band
  10/31/19
id do this for free
mahogany garrison nibblets
  10/31/19
...
violent black spot prole
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
smoky hell
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
contagious chocolate bawdyhouse associate
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Deranged hot tattoo point
  09/04/21
...
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  06/18/25
...
lascivious space elastic band
  10/18/21
...
violent black spot prole
  06/23/22
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violent black spot prole
  12/14/23
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violent black spot prole
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
irate pocket flask
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
sadistic gas station affirmative action
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: lascivious space elastic band

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible Senate

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling keepsake machete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Bossy magical pit

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: insane site

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: maroon kitchen jewess

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: adventurous rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: walnut abode boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Spectacular vermilion trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: walnut abode boltzmann

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: medicated jet-lagged lay

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: pink french chef codepig

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling keepsake machete stage

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: turquoise marvelous masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: mahogany garrison nibblets

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Razzle Brethren Hospital

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Electric doctorate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: medicated jet-lagged lay

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Electric doctorate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Zippy wild theater stage newt

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Rambunctious alcoholic brunch

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Deranged hot tattoo point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Brilliant boiling water national

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: pink french chef codepig

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: multi-colored learning disabled university rigpig

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: pink french chef codepig

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious alcoholic brunch

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling High-end Set

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: wine irradiated menage quadroon

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: mahogany garrison nibblets

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: violent black spot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: smoky hell

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: contagious chocolate bawdyhouse associate

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Deranged hot tattoo point

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: lascivious space elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: violent black spot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: violent black spot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: violent black spot prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: irate pocket flask

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: sadistic gas station affirmative action

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz liquid oxygen

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)