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The obsession with inhouse jobs here is so pathetic
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Date: July 30th, 2017 3:12 PM Author: Judgmental lascivious state just be a back office cuck for the rest of your life. sounds chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885609) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM Author: navy point affirmative action Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194592) |
Date: July 30th, 2017 3:13 PM Author: salmon razzle pistol menage Agreed but Only proves how bad the alternative is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33885620) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:29 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886435) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: khaki flickering range (Guy who just finished up SA at S&C) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886452) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:45 PM Author: mischievous excitant milk does sound chill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886522) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:49 PM Author: elite address clown It's basically the only "9-5" exit option for the average lawcuck that still pays decent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886548) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:51 PM Author: bat shit crazy famous landscape painting den yeah why would people want to earn a solid six figure salary while still having free time. it's bizarre. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886556) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac temple death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886582) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:05 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part Your status at the company is the same as an IT guy or accountant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886608) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:15 PM Author: khaki flickering range Twist: same is true of associates at law firms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886661) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:07 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Except, they have far shittier job security, don't get to WFH all the time, and have much less interesting work. Plus, of course the hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887310) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:29 PM Author: bat shit crazy famous landscape painting den Describe jobs available to lawyers that pay solid six figure salaries, require only reasonable hours and provide more status. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886729) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:30 PM Author: khaki flickering range Just do SCOTUS justice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886731) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM Author: cocky toilet seat hominid BIGFED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897954) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:00 PM Author: idiotic soul-stirring piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194737) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:31 PM Author: bossy station degenerate Tops out at entry level inhouse. Link to BIGFED that pays 250k+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194886) |
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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM Author: hairraiser crackhouse SEC, CFTC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223149) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Tantric hell mad-dog skullcap (((Status))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886734) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:50 PM Author: Sepia heaven And private practice lawyers are their bitches, so there you go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886826) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:56 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887240) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin (typical pumo CEO, laughing at the silly lawyers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887278) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:42 PM Author: Lavender contagious library cuckoldry no not really. IT guys and accountants are actually useful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194601) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:36 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887070) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:37 PM Author: bat shit crazy famous landscape painting den shush. you never returned to biglaw because biglaw wouldn't have you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887076) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin I've gotten a ton of recruiters contacting me about returning to biglaw. Of course, idgaf because in-house is 1000x better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887226) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:55 PM Author: bat shit crazy famous landscape painting den lol nobody believes this, except maybe mandy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887235) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:02 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Believe what you want, pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887282) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:11 PM Author: Vermilion love of her life filthpig No, not even Mandy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900544) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:53 PM Author: obsidian chapel jew cr. especially when compared to the bort's myriad other obsessions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886562) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 6:56 PM Author: Bearded Heady Feces No one who has worked for a law firm would post this shit. The crappiest in house job at some mom and pop gutter cleaning company still beats working at a law firm. Anytime you can get away from actual legal work and move over to managing other fuckers who will do the legal work is a win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886577) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:08 PM Author: dashing sinister bbw useless brakes Lol are we skipping over the fact you never got a single offer from a law firm and barely landed your "jd advantage" position at some shit bank's compl dept? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897564) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:37 PM Author: fragrant narrow-minded toaster windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898222) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:42 PM Author: Bearded Heady Feces I was an associate for 3 year, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899788) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:17 PM Author: Harsh Fighting School Cafeteria Goyim (earl's internal monologue as he smashes the left his and her mirror thinking about how Nutella makes more than he does) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886670) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM Author: Odious Haunted Graveyard Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886739) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:32 PM Author: Alcoholic Multi-colored Liquid Oxygen Police Squad ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886741) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 8:09 PM Author: shaky home pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33886915) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:04 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin I make 125K working literally 10-4 and usually only doing about 15-20 hours of real work a week. lol yeah I miss my law firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887293) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: boyish indian lodge marketing idea What kind of in house jerbs pay that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887326) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:15 PM Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth shitty ones for 3rd years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887341) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:21 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin yup and I plan to leave law anyway so I figured why not make the transition quicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887651) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:44 PM Author: Lavender contagious library cuckoldry lol at needing to go to law school or ever working at a firm for that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194616) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Chest-beating old irish cottage faggot firefighter what kind of lawyer jobs are people supposed to obsess over? Enlighten us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887351) |
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Date: July 30th, 2017 10:23 PM Author: misanthropic lay I bought my house from a big lawyer who was so desperate for in house he sold at a loss and GTFoutta there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33887677) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:42 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Um what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897811) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897540) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:24 PM Author: Chartreuse laser beams it's a complete joke and any inhouse lawyer who takes himself seriously should be ridiculed, but it is a way to make a six fig income on a strict 40 hour a week schedule with less than 50% of those hours where youre actually expected to be productive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897667) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:43 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin You realize that a lot of the most significant work at many large corps is done in-house, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897830) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:53 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part From a business perspective, the "significant " legal work is still considered unimportant and inconsequential (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897912) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:03 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Uh that's totally wrong. Law firms get hired by in-house counsel and deliver the work product to the in-house lawyers. The in-house lawyers are the one who actually talk to the business execs and sway the decisions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897973) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:58 PM Author: Awkward adulterous center philosopher-king *sways C-suite executive re: 5 calendar day vs. 5-business day deadline for delivering insurance certificates to industrial paint vendor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194730) |
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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:15 AM Author: Garnet ratface alpha LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223148) |
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Date: August 8th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: Chartreuse laser beams omg stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944919) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM Author: Overrated university cr
but tbf, law genreally is a big joke |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:55 PM Author: coral galvanic box office community account it depends on the firm and the in house job.
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM Author: Curious learning disabled space sandwich Thanks rowan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897932) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM Author: Overrated university lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897934) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM Author: coral galvanic box office community account cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897939) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897982) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:56 PM Author: infuriating gas station Four years of college + three years of law school + six figures in educational debt + 4 years in biglaw just to pay off the educational debt and get back to baseline.
All so that you can hopefully land an unglamorous middle management back office job working 50 hours per week reading the world's most boring documents for $140k per year. When you die you'll be forgotten.
And this is a GOOD outcome in law. Lol at law. Lol just fucking lol. |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:58 PM Author: Overrated university *410k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897938) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 4:59 PM Author: coral galvanic box office community account AMZN stock price wont go up forever brother, and they are going to reset your comp taking the new price into account after 4 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897947) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM Author: Overrated university (mad jelly dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897952) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM Author: coral galvanic box office community account other than amazon, facebook and google, and nutella of course, what in house pays lawyers with fewer than 7-8 years of experience more than $300K? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897962) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:11 PM Author: Overrated university netflix, hulu, snap (well not anymore), and that's just in LA
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:00 PM Author: infuriating gas station Sure, the top 3% of in-house lawyers who happen to be GCs at public companies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897951) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM Author: cocky toilet seat hominid GCs make millions, except at Mom's GutterClean Co. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897981) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM Author: Overrated university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898023) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:01 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner Agreed that vast majority of in house jobs are not worth it. You could've saved the 3 years tuition and years of paying back debt and toiling in big law and landed a generic corporate job at the same company making that same amount. This doesn't apply to $300k+ 9-5 in house jobs obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897958) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:02 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin you always say this with the same self-assured nutella bullshit, but you're an elite school grad asian gunner with no perspective on IRL
most people cannot get those jobs and most people don't make in-house lawyer money, even at the "bad jobs," even after 6, 10, sometimes all of their careers because the ladder is PULLED UP |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:12 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner I don't think you realize how many fucking random ass corporate jobs there are at huge companies you've never even heard of. I used to work a corporate job at Altria group before law school and it's amazing how they employ tons of people with just BAs who are complete idiots making low six figures. I currently deal with dozens of financial services providers and there is an entire industry of just back office work that employs hundreds of thousands of people, all making decent money doing bs work like AML compliance and credit risk checks, work that some people with JDs sometimes even beg to get when they've burned out. If you're the type to have gone to a decent law school, theoretically you could've done even better and than those idiots. The ladder hasn't been pulled up at all, you just have to know these jobs exists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898029) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin you're just wrong, or at the very least extremely ignorant/naive about IRL and post-ITE (which is still very real for anyone out of college after '08)
I agree people @ t14s could probably have landed a different path or job, maybe some that are even better in terms of $ and/or QOL, but I think your perception of corporate america is way off, and I base this off my own, more up-to-date perceptions, which involve a ton of people applying for jobs requiring 8-12 years of experience, almost all extremely competitive, requiring advanced degrees, almost none with any upward mobility, almost none paying close to what in-house people get
I also concede some people have shitty in-house jobs, but pound-for-pound, someone with 5 years from a biglaw firm can make more than 150K which is a totally hard ceiling for nearly all of these corporate jobs (and they dont hit it until year 20) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Yep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898077) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898090) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:49 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner You're right, I'm talking about people in their mid-30s, but these people were impacted and laid off during ITE and had to work their way back up post-08/09, the same way lawyers were. I admit I have no idea wtf people in their 20s are doing, but I still believe law school to big law to in house is a weird path to strive for when you can just skip law school altogether and climb the corporate ladder. Your average in house lawyer at FedEx who is 35 or whatever is not making much more than their peer in middle management there so that begs the question why you even went to law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898312) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:01 PM Author: Overrated university shocked that acquaintances of a pumo cant get a 150k dead end corporate job at honeywell. what could possibly explain this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900470) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM Author: Lavender contagious library cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194801) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:17 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin The compliance director type jobs are occupied by boomers and being eliminated as they retire. I look at say, the IT department and product development and while there are people who make what I make there, it is much harder to both get and keep. Most corporate jobs occupied by people our age pay far less than most in-house counsel jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898067) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:55 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner I am not talking about a compliance director job. I'm talking about people with the title of "senior credit analyst" and "relationship manager" and "FX execution associate" and "global markets product manager." These jobs are all easy as fuck and pay well. Any t14 grad could've started at 22 working their way up the chain or jumping around banks to get there by age 35. It's just that at 22, you don't know about a "junior credit analyst" job where you make $45k or whatever and you think you need an advanced degree instead and pursue traditional paths like law/banking/consulting/medicine, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898368) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:48 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin Many of those jobs are $100-150k/year, not $150-200k+. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899482) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:37 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner I never said all those knuckleheads were all making $150-200k (though some of them are), but even assuming they all make $100-150k, I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket. it is really not hard at all. Law school to biglaw to in house is harder by far, in terms of opportunity cost and stress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899752) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:08 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin The metrics used to judge you in law school --> biglaw --> in-house are totally different than normal shit corp job --> lower management --> mid management.
I get it, you think you would always succeed no matter what but a) while I think you're talented I think your success is in the context of opportunities you've had to demonstrate your strengths, and b) even if I accepted this, that doesn't really apply to most T14/in-house lawyers. |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: Lavender contagious library cuckoldry "I'm sure I would be doing better than them if I followed their same path and been in the $150-$200k bucket."
lol |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:04 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part The work sounds so insanely boring, even for a 300k+ job, the money isn't enough to not want to blow your brains out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897984) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:13 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor 9-6 M-F and I poast for 300k+. People are much better than biglaw but the boredom is killing me |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part Can you work remotely? That's the only thing that would make it tolerable for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898049) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor I usually work from home on Friday. I've been here long enough that I don't really have facetime requirements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898100) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:34 PM Author: Chest-beating old irish cottage faggot firefighter What industry or range of companies? That sounds great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33900732) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:19 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin I actually really like my job but I'm in a specialty area. On the downsides I work harder and make less but at least I mostly WFH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898096) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:14 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner I have a family and friends and lots of personal time to spend with them, so I don't need my job to be stimulating to find fulfillment in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898045) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:15 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor this. I used to work 80hrs+, 7 days a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898052) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:20 PM Author: Curious learning disabled space sandwich What kind of biglaw were you doing? Somehow I don't think you were billing 4000 hours a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898101) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:27 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor I billed btw 2700-3100 every year except my last when I said fuckit. I was in a smaller finance group in a very large v20 firm. I averaged about 4 hours worked for 3 ours billed. I did all the BS you were supposed to do if you wanted to be a partner (biz dev, articles, conferences, committees, etc) What a waste of time |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:28 PM Author: Curious learning disabled space sandwich I'm sorry to hear that. You could have spent that time much more wisely and on something more marketable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898163) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:29 PM Author: Curious learning disabled space sandwich How fat did you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898169) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:34 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor went from being fit as fuck in law school to about 25lbs overweight after 4 years. slimmed back down so that by the time I left (yr 7) was back to law school weight. Seamless was a temporary panacea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898205) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:18 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin it's slightly hard to believe someone like you genuinely is able to turn off the need to strive, grind, and be the top of the pyramid, and all of the sudden fall back on "community," like an are country prole at the end of your professional line ("well, i'd rather spend time with friends!" ... bullshit, you want dat prestige) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898085) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:26 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin I mean, when you make $300k/year+ and have a working spouse three incentive to grind lessens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898153) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:43 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner Wtf are you talking about? I went from a v10 to a v50 so I could move cities and focus on my personal life and not be caught up in crazy NYC big law anymore and I looked for an in house job for over 2 years and was more than willing to take a 50% pay cut (to like $125k for your average entertainment studio in house job) for lifestyle reasons and I knew I never wanted to have a child while still in biglaw. I lucked out and got something better, but you obviously don't know exactly what I prioritize in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898259) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 1:41 PM Author: Metal hideous cumskin fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194590) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:05 PM Author: Curious learning disabled space sandwich Whose dick did you suck to get that btw? Weren't you a useless commercial litigator? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33897985) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:58 PM Author: hairless arousing gunner I applied to the job, which apparently no corporate biglawyer did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898390) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:23 PM Author: ungodly blue institution I agree. Almost no one makes more than $300k in-house unless they are working hours that, in biglaw, would have you earning twice that or more. Biglaw is stressful and the bullshit can be petty, but at least you have the potential to make 7 figures if you are good at it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898124) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:38 PM Author: abusive stimulating location rigor keep fuckin that chicken (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33898229) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 8:47 PM Author: Costumed Self-centered Brunch Turdskin lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33899476) |
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Date: August 1st, 2017 9:45 PM Author: canary azn agree most in house jobs sound really boring. and the ones that aren't are really stressful with people demanding immediate turn-around.
however, i've seen a few that seem to be pretty cool. They often involve negotiating long term strategic deals. Not necessarily M&A, but like strategic partnerships. Often these guys are not the GC but in a AGC transactional role and lead the charge and sometimes act like quasi-businessmen. And there are deadlines and late nights I'm sure, but it's more "businessman" kinds of demands, like you have to travel to Houston for the meetings. The actual drafting usually gets outsourced.
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Date: June 9th, 2019 7:58 PM Author: irradiated red electric furnace this is my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38364061) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:17 PM Author: cocky toilet seat hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905071) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2017 5:19 PM Author: Chartreuse laser beams lol at how desperate TMF is to validate his existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33905083) |
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Date: August 8th, 2017 6:48 PM Author: Flesh party of the first part Reminder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#33944680) |
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Date: May 6th, 2019 2:12 PM Author: Garnet ratface alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38194803) |
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Date: May 12th, 2019 7:14 AM Author: hairraiser crackhouse (bitter biglaw “of counsel”) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3688618&forum_id=2#38223145) |