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Fat prole co-worker chick likes me (evan39)
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:12 AM Author: splenetic mother She's covered in tattoos, has multiple piercings, and is yuugely overweight. She sits near me at various store events and made a big deal of mentioning that she was "sore" and needed a massage. She also rubbed my shoulders when she walked by the other day. I've been friendly with her, but haven't indicated any sort of interest whatsoever. I will not touch her under any circumstances. Odds this becomes some kind of crazed obsession on her part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275132) |
Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:13 AM Author: claret blathering preventive strike mental disorder oh look more banal fanfiction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275135) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:13 AM Author: splenetic mother Nobody forces you to click, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275137) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 1:14 PM Author: vibrant seedy mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34276515) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 4:10 PM Author: pontificating native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34277806) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:25 AM Author: Heady Business Firm Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275184) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:50 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker (lib faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275303) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:11 AM Author: Heady Business Firm Community Account hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275375) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:13 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker ("man" who was for Her) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275385) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:15 AM Author: Heady Business Firm Community Account didn't vote actually
hey quick question, how many pints of cum are sloshing around in your colon right now? |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:17 AM Author: Slap-happy Parlour 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275409) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:18 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker Look it's Academia the most beloved poster on xo. You've also hated Trump from day 1. Odd case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275420) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:18 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker Oh yeah? Why didn't you vote for Trump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275417) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:21 AM Author: Heady Business Firm Community Account need a credible answer to my question first, then i'll be glad to chat politics w/u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275433) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:23 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker You don't want to answer that question, huh? Cool. Shit on Evan a little bit more and I'll get back to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275440) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:26 AM Author: Heady Business Firm Community Account i'll be glad to answer it once you furnish a believable answer to my initial query. this is just basic etiquette for civil discourse brother.
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:28 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker OK make a few threads shitting on evan39 and I'll answer whatever you want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275466) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:27 AM Author: Jet New Version You seem dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275464) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:29 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker why are you changing your moniker so much faggot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275471) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:33 AM Author: Jet New Version ?
You're kind of having a meltdown in this bizarre subthread |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:38 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker OK man. You're a 180 poster and I respect your opinion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275513) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:40 AM Author: Slap-happy Parlour that's kind of his thing lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275523) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:48 AM Author: Lime Crawly Site Windowlicker Everyone hates you brother lol you don't want to get involved in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275557) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:15 AM Author: vigorous stage Just tell her you're gay with the aids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275141) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:17 AM Author: splenetic mother I'm not "out" and have no plans to be anytime soon, believe me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275147) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:18 AM Author: vigorous stage Well then tell her you voted for TRUMP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275148) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:18 AM Author: splenetic mother That would be even worse. These people are rabid "antifa" types and would ostracize me immediately. My fucking boss is a blue-haired shitlib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275155) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:18 AM Author: claret blathering preventive strike mental disorder hehe even funnier when you say "believe me" in every post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275150) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:23 AM Author: Alcoholic bright bawdyhouse write this into a script as an airplane-esque over-the-top satire of 50 shades of grey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275176) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:25 AM Author: avocado self-centered library faggot firefighter Allege sexual harassment, collect million dollar $ettlement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275180) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:28 AM Author: splenetic mother Whoa Cr friend! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275200) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:31 AM Author: Alcoholic bright bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275215) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:28 AM Author: Aqua Big House She'll look elsewhere soon enough. As a fattie, she's used to rejection and doesnt think twice about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275198) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:32 AM Author: splenetic mother She has started eating lunch with me, and I don't know how to get away from her without it being awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275222) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:33 AM Author: Alcoholic bright bawdyhouse CR. It will be uncomfortable for a few weeks, but she'll find another target after she finds you are a barren wasteland. Fat chicks looking for love are sort of like roombas searching for dirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275223) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:35 AM Author: Racy Anal Rehab You're repeating yourself, evan. You first made this thread years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275235) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:36 AM Author: splenetic mother Yes, that was a different co-worker under different circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275239) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:56 AM Author: Racy Anal Rehab You're pushing, getting sloppy. The pressure to repeat as MPM champ is getting to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275324) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 9:59 AM Author: splenetic mother I couldn't care less about MPM. But do you know who has zero chance and will never be in contention?
*points at you*
*crowd cheers* |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:06 AM Author: multi-colored bronze masturbator *Evan puts his back to the audience, arms slightly raised* *cheering grows* |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 1:13 PM Author: Galvanic shrine (guy sending the billable hours spreadsheet around) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34276509) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:07 AM Author: Pea-brained 180 Juggernaut tiwwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275357) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 10:13 AM Author: splenetic mother Just use your imagination. You know exactly what kind of chick I'm talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34275390) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:51 PM Author: high-end tanning salon blood rage The Holy Trinity of proledom, tattoos, piercings, and obesity. In an imperfect world, which is the least repulsive to you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34276322) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 3:46 PM Author: splenetic mother I can tolerate obesity. But I can't, however, understand why a young person would willingly mutilate their body with tattoos, piercings, and the like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3740801&forum_id=2#34277645) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Galvanic shrine What is it with proles and massages?
At my law firm, we had a sexual harassment training video that covered exactly this topic, in depth. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2017 5:57 PM Author: Marvelous market when i was in high school, i had a trashy party-girl manager that was always angling to get massages from us young studs. she'd wear white shirts with no bra on.
she also one of those types that would ask employees (always girls) to go run errands or pick up food for the store or whatever and then stiff them.
eventually she got fired because she was allegedly stealing watches or something.
i should've tried to ATM her. |